Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Chapter 121

Sophia: "Haha! P sucks at chess!"

Penelope: "Ugh, you're getting on my last nerve."

Penelope: "Looks like you've given me no choice."

Sophia: "No choice? What are you talking about?"

Penelope: "I bind this voodoo doll..."

Penelope: "...to Sophia Parsons!"

Penelope: "Mwahahahaha!"

Penelope: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"

Sophia: "Uh... why are you evil laughing?"

Penelope: "No reason... no reason at all..."

Penelope: "Alright, let's test this thing out."

Sophia: "P, could you stop talking to yourself? It's annoying."

Penelope: "I'm annoying, huh?"

Penelope: "I'll show you annoying!"

Sophia: "You show me that every day."

Penelope: "Is that so?"

Penelope: "AGH!"

Sophia: "I need a shower."

Penelope: "Wait... uh... it didn't work."

Sophia: "Ugh."

Sophia: "Why do I suddenly feel sharp stabbing pins and needles pain all over my body?"

Cashew: "Mom! Dad! Give me attention right now!"

Lemon: "Did you hear something?"
Princess: "Nope."

Kyrie: "Thank you for not making me potty train, grandpa."
Zayn: "That's your dad's job."

Brooke: "Ugh, my back!"

Maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be on the waterslide 24/7.

Kyrie: "I wanna play on the tunnel set!"

Kyrie: "Hey... what's this?"

Kyrie: "Is this a car?"

Kyrie: "I love cars!"

Kyrie: "The tunnels are the most fun thing ever!"

Kyrie: "It even has a car wheel on the side!"

Kyrie: "No potty training for me!"

Kyrie: "It's play time all day!"

Kyrie: "Yaaay!"

Penelope: "Isn't Sophia so annoying?"

Corbin: "Penelope, don't say mean things about your sister."

Penelope: "Okay, I won't say mean things. But, can I do mean things?"

Dylan: "Outta my way, I smell mac and cheese."

Kyrie Parsons, what on earth are you doing?!

Kyrie: "When I finish potty training, is daddy gonna make me read?"

Kyrie: "No reading for me!"

Kyrie: "Hey, how many books are on this shelf?"

Maya: "Ugh! Sophia has been hogging the waterslide!"

Brooke: "I'll get you back for this, Sophia!"

Sophia: "Why? You're both on it all the time."

Brooke: "Because it's the most fun thing ever!"

Watermelon: "I've barked many barks, I've jumped in many puddles, but it's time to go."

Watermelon: "Goodbye, sim world."

Noooooooooo!

Dylan: "Watermelon?"
Maya: "Not Grim again."

Dylan: "He's scary!"

Rest In Peace, Watermelon Parsons. You were a wonderful dog, and you will be dearly missed.

Grim: "Hey, these fish are so pretty."

Grim: "Can I reap one of their souls and keep it in my... "house""?

Nope, they're immortal.

Brooke: "Get Grim out of our house!"

Zayn: "Yeah, quickly before he takes me next."

Servo: "AH! Bees!"

Uh... what's going on here?

This is quite nasty.

Well, well, well. Look who ran away again.

Whiskers: "At least I brought a gift."

Ally: "A gift for yourself. It has a cat toy inside."

Penelope: "I only get gifts for myself too."

Dylan: "Behold..."

Dylan: "The best conservation article ever written has just been completed by yours truly."

Lemon: "I'm gonna slobber all over Whisker's toy. He thinks he's slick only bringing back a gift for himself."

Corbin: "Welcome back, Whiskers."

Whiskers: "Leave me alone. The weird robot thing is brushing me."

Uh... Wade?

Should you really be entering the water fully clothed?

Wade: "Maybe this was a bad idea."

Mood.

Wade: "Off to find more beautiful fish to put in the aquarium."

Wade is sailing to the deep sea again.

I wonder what he'll catch.

Dylan: "Time to take some more pictures of Sulani."

Dylan: "Hopefully these pictures are good."

Dylan: "Ugh, I gotta pee!"

Dylan: "I'm gonna pee myself!"

Dylan: "Oh my god, I can't hold it any longer!"

Dylan: "Agh! Did I really just..."

Dylan! Did you just pee yourself?!

Dylan: "Don't judge me, okay?!"

Dylan: "Hey!"

Dylan: "Who made this mess on the floor?!"

You did just two seconds ago!

Kyrie: "Mommy is gross."

Have you caught anything yet, Wade?

Wade: "Not yet."

Wade: "Hey, wait! I think I got a bite!"

Wade caught another rainbow fish!

It's so pretty!

Wade: "Hey, look! Another rainbow fish!"

Wade: "Isn't this your favorite fish?"

Yes, it is indeed!

Wade: "I want a whole aquarium of just rainbow fishes."

Kyrie: "Do you use diapers too, Cashew?"

Cashew: "I don't have a clue what this tiny human is saying."

Kyrie: "Diapers are the best!"

Kyrie: "Way better than the potty."

Cashew: "He must be saying something important... he's been blabbing on about this for 5 minutes."

Kyrie: "You're so cute, Cashew!"

Cashew: "So are you, tiny human."

This is so adorable.

Kyrie: "Hahaha!"

Ally: "Why am I the one who's forced to clean up these plates? Who do I look like? Servo?"

Zayn: "Now, Ally, don't insult Servo like that. He's not near as ugly as you are."

Ally: "I'm not washing these dishes. This family isn't gonna appreciate it anyway."

Ally: "Ah, there's the designated dish washer."
Servo: "Say what?"

Dylan: "Don't tell anyone I peed myself."

I can't promise that.

Wade: "Fishing is the best!"

Wade: "Ugh, I'm kinda hungry though."

Wade: "I need food!"

Wade: "Luckily I brought some delicious honey with me."

Wade: "This is the best stuff ever."

Wade: "Mmm..."

Wade: "Ugh, now I gotta pee!"

Wade: "Would you excuse me for a moment and look away?"

Gross!

Zayn: "I think Olive wants some of your cheese crackers."
Dylan: "She does?"

Maya: "She's been giving you 'the look' for 10 minutes."

Olive: "Give me those cheese crackers right now, or else..."

The rays of sunshine are home from school.

Penelope: "School was so boring."

Penelope: "Can I skip school tomorrow?"

Not if you want to become a marine biologist.

Penelope: "Wait..."

Penelope: "Sophia! You really posted that embarrassing picture of me?!"

Sophia: "Maybe..."

Penelope: "Seriously?!"

Penelope: "I'm about to make Sophia regret she was ever born."

Sophia: "What did P just say?"

Penelope: "Alright..."

Penelope: "Here goes nothing..."

Penelope: "AGH!"

Sophia: "That weird stabbing feeling is back."

Penelope: "SUFFER!"

Penelope: "This is for all the times you've annoyed me!"

Sophia: "What the hell is P doing?"

That wasn't very nice, P.

Penelope: "Mind your business."

Sophia: "P, could you keep it down? You're so annoying."

Penelope: "She's just asking for it."

Penelope: "Let's see how annoying I am now!"

Penelope: "Probably really annoying."

Penelope: "Ah! That hurt me! This isn't supposed to happen!"

Penelope: "Don't attack me! You're supposed to be bound to Sophia!"

Penelope: "You know what, never mind. No more voodoo for now."

Penelope: "That really hurt."

Sophia: "I think P may be up to something."

Nope... not at all.

Time for P and Sophia to make a start on their school projects.

Penelope: "Mine is gonna be better than Sophia's."

Sophia: "We'll see about that."

Penelope: "Should I make a tall or short robot?"

Penelope: "Let me remember to follow the guide."

Sophia: "There's a guide?"

Where are you heading off to?

Kyrie: "To play in the tunnels again."

Brooke: "The waterslide is better than the tunnels."

Were you just taking another nap?

Dylan: "Maybe."

Penelope: "Maybe I can program my robot to attack annoying, selfish sisters."

Sophia: "Why would you make a robot that attacks you?"

Penelope: "Sophia! I told you to delete this picture of me!"

Sophia: "I forgot to, I'll delete it soon!"

Penelope: "You'd better... or else."

Servo: "Let me give you some expert tips on making robots."

Sophia: "Will it be able to clean my room?"

Penelope: "Really, Brooke? Another plate?"

Brooke: "Mind your business."

Corbin: "I'm about to go back for another plate too. That mac and cheese was
de-e-licious."

Kyrie: "What's the cowplant doing?"

Looks like it's spitting someone out. Who's the dummy who fell for the cowplant's lies this time?

It was Zayn!

Zayn: "Ugh, this is disgusting!"

Well, maybe you shouldn't have eaten the fake cake.

Kyrie: "Grandpa is so silly."

Zayn: "You got any more cake?"

Zayn: "You only have my emotional essence? I'll take it."

Wade is in his feels.

Wade: "It's nice being out here alone away from the crazy sims."

Sophia: "Thanks for helping me, Brooke."
Brooke: "No problem. You need all the help you can get, you're not that smart."

Sophia: "Why are my sisters so mean?!"

Dylan: "I just caught you throwing trash into the ocean!"

Townie: "Yeah, so what?"

Dylan: "Do you realise how polluted these waters are? You could potentially kill an animal with all this pollution!"

Townie: "You're just being dramatic! The water looks clean to me."

Dylan: "Because I've been working tirelessly in order to keep the waters clean for the animals. You clearly don't care at all."

Townie: "I don't."

Townie: "Goodbye."

Dylan: "We'll see if you care when you can't swim in these precious waters because they're so filled with garbage."

Dylan: "I won't let her stop me from cleaning the waters, though. Anyway, this mac and cheese is delicious."

A mermaid is swimming in... the sand?

Okay then...

And Dylan just keeps eating her mac and cheese like nothing is happening.

Dylan: "It's too good, that's why."

Dylan: "I could eat this all day."

You already do.

Dylan: "You're right. Time to get another plate."

Penelope: "So much homework! It'll all be worth it once I'm a marine biologist!"

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