Chapter 120

Penelope: "This dog is crazy."
Zayn: "What does she want?"

Cashew: "What do I want?!"

Cashew: "I want you to fill my food bowl, stupid!"

Dylan to the rescue.

Ally: "These dogs woke me up out of my sleep so that they can have their food bowls filled earlier than usual? Really?"

Maya, stop!

Maya: "But it's so much fun!"

Wade: "Old age goals."

Penelope: "Outta my way! I gotta pee!"

It's Love Day! 💌💝😘

Penelope: "Love Day sucks."

Dylan: "Love Day doesn't suck! It's the day Wade will do whatever I say.

Dylan: "Off to rescue the beach again!"

The hero Sulani deserves.

She's already found a trash pile.

All gone.

There was a lot more trash in the ocean, though.

Dylan: "I'm the Sulani savoir!"

Dylan: "The Sulani ocean is gonna be spotless soon!"

You look a bit too happy for someone who's cleaning up trash.

Dylan: "Ugh! You're right, this is gross!"

Wade: "I'm exhausted. I had to go to work immediately after the birth of my son. I'm about to pass out right here."

Lemon: "Get away from my hairball!"

This is why the Parsons dogs are always filthy.

Zayn: "Let me clean that up before I'm the one who's forced to bathe her."

Zayn: "Work smarter, not harder."

One of Dylan's work assignments was to explore the caves again.

She's in the caves and the water more than she's in her own house.

Maya: "Let's look up how to make honey on the internet!"
Ally: "Oh my god, yes!"
Corbin: "For the last time, YOU CANNOT MAKE HONEY!"

Olive: "Get away from me! You sicken me!"

Olive: "Man, I really want some kittens. I'd do just about anything to have them."

LIES!

What's this, you ask? Nuzzlenip. This will make Whiskers and Olive extra frisky. This is the last resort to get Whiskers and Olive to conceive some kittens naturally. If this fails, we'll have to take desperate measures to save the Parsons cat lineage. Yes, you read that right, we'll have to take them into CAS and use 'play with genetics' to make them some kittens. We don't want to do that! This had better work!

Servo: "Here they come..."

Servo: "Hey, Olive! You want a treat?"

Olive: "A treat? I love treats! Gimme!"

Servo: "Here's one for you too, Whiskers."

Whiskers: "What's going on with me?"

Whiskers: "Why do I suddenly feel frisky?"

Olive: "Me too. Maybe we should have some kittens-"

Olive: "Never mind, get away from me! I hate you!"

ARE. YOU. SERIOUS?!

Whiskers & Olive: "We want kittens!"

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TRY MAKING SOME, THEN?!

Are you okay, P?

Penelope: "Don't ask."

Penelope: "Get away from me, peasant."

Okay...

Kyrie aged up into a toddler! He's so adorable!

Dylan: "Come on, Kyrie! Come to mommy! You can do it!"

Kyrie: "I can do it!"

Kyrie: "Look, mommy! I'm walking!"

Dylan: "Yay! You're walking! I'm so proud of you!"

What's wrong, Kyrie?

Kyrie: "I'm already fed up with this family."

Watermelon: "Why on earth would you be fed up with us? We're completely normal!"

Kyrie: "That stinky dog needs a bath."

He has them everyday, he's just constantly jumping in puddles.

Penelope: "Ugh, I told you to get away from me!"

Sophia: "Go away, dad! I don't wanna talk about my day, okay?!"

Corbin: "Have four daughters, they said. It'll be fun, they said."

Kyrie: "I love mac and cheese!"

Kyrie: "You're not getting any, kitty."
Whiskers: "I don't like this kid."

Kyrie: "How could anyone not like me?"

Kyrie: "I'm adorable!"

Sophia: "Ugh, isn't everything just so annoying?"
Penelope: "Beyond annoying! I literally just want everyone to leave me alone right now!"

Looks like Kyrie came in the living room at the wrong time.

Kyrie: "Why are they so mad?"

Because they're teenagers.

Kyrie: "I can't wait to be a teenager and be mad for no reason."

Brooke: "Me neither!"

Oh, gosh.

Penelope: "Hmm... I think this is E = mc2."

You're suddenly in a better mood, P.

Penelope: "Mood swings don't last forever."

Sophia: "Well, explain why I'm still annoyed!"

Corbin: "I clearly have my work cut out for me."

Brooke: "I think someone put something in my mac and cheese!"

Penelope: "What? Don't look at me, I didn't do it."

Corbin & Sophia: "Mhm."

Kyrie: "Hi, daddy!"

Wade: "Hey, little man. Are you ready for potty training?"

Kyrie: "Get away from me."

Dylan: "My son is a savage just like me."

Lemon: "I wonder why Whiskers and Olive don't get along. You and I liked each other straight away."

Princess: "Who said I liked you?"

Wade: "Good job, Kyrie! You did it!"

Kyrie: "If you make me do that again, I'll get you."

Ah, another Parsons child making threats.

Ally: "I need to start making threats again since you're forcing me to clean this nasty toilet."

Corbin: "Hmm, is it cheesy enough?"

Corbin: "Maybe just a bit more cheese. You can never have too much cheese."

Zayn's gardening skill has increased high enough for him to use the weed sucker 9000. Joey would be so proud. Zayn used to be the coolest spellcaster in town, and now he's the coolest gardener in town.

Penelope: "This is so difficult..."

Dylan is writing an article about conservation for her career.

Penelope: "Why can't I remember where all the pieces are supposed to go?"

Penelope: "I guess I'll move this piece..."

Penelope: "...and put it here?"

Penelope: "I hope that was the right move!"

You're literally playing by yourself, calm down.

Kyrie: "Yellow crab block!"

Huh? What happened to green crab block? Welp, at least everything else in his room is green.

Ally: "When we go back to the Magic Realm I'm gonna kick your ass."

Zayn: "Whatever you say, alchemist. You can't even do any spells."

Ally: "Neither can you after we moved here."
Zayn: "How dare you."

Zayn: "I'll just re-learn all of my spells."

Penelope: "Really, Sophia? Another plate of mac and cheese?"

Sophia: "@#$%! Don't judge me, P!"

Penelope: "You'd better watch your tongue. I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve."

Ally: "You ready for a bath, Watermelon?"

Watermelon: "Yes, please."

Cashew: "Can I have a bath too?"

Cashew: "Never mind, I don't want one anymore! Why is my tail following me?!"

Wade: "Is that your third plate?"

Maya: "Why is this family so judgemental?"

Brooke: "Octopus, spray toxic ink on the sim who ate the last plate of mac and cheese!"

Uh... Dylan? You've been writing that article all morning.

Dylan: "I'm almost finished."

Ally: "You're all clean. Now we just need to buy you some vet treats from the vet."

Penelope: "Brooke is gonna kill you."
Dylan: "Try me."

Sophia: "Finally, the computer is free. Now I can play the Sims Forever."

Hey! Be productive! Oh, wait...

Ally: "Did you find who ate the last plate of mac and cheese?"

Brooke: "Not yet, but someone will snitch eventually."

Kyrie: "Help me! Daddy keeps making me use the potty, I wanna use my diaper."

Wade: "No thank you. Diapers are gross."

Kyrie: "Do dinosaurs use diapers?"

No, they poop on the ground- never mind, don't get any ideas.

The strawberry bush has evolved into perfect quality!

Kyrie: "Teach me your ways, dino. You poop without the potty and without a diaper!"

Poor Wade got stuck cleaning all the bathrooms.

Dylan: "How many pictures does my boss want me to take of these caves?!"

Penelope: "I'm starting to remember how to play chess again."

Dylan: "Well, in that case, this is the perfect time for a chess battle."

Penelope: "Bring it on."

Dylan: "Don't sound so confident, I've been getting better too."

Penelope: "Then why did you move that piece right there? That was a horrible move."

It's getting intense!

Dylan: "Aha! Gotcha!"

Penelope: "Okay, that move was pretty good."

Guess where Wade is going?

Wade: "Yep, you guessed it. Fishing again."

Dylan: "I won! I won! Yay me!"

Penelope: "You got lucky."

Kyrie: "I hope daddy keeps fishing all day. I don't wanna use the potty again."

Seagulls. Seagulls everywhere.

Whatcha doing there, Corbin?

Corbin: "Practising... it's only a matter of time before I get battled to a game of Don't Wake the Llama."

Why are y'all having a family reunion in the laundry room?

The seagulls have been waiting all day to steal some seashells from sims who comb the beach.

Hopefully they don't steal Wade's catches either.

Wade: "They won't. I've got my eyes on them."

Kyrie: "I'd laugh if the seagulls steal daddy's fish. That's payback."

Ally is having a grand ol' time.

Looks like Wade got a catch.

Wade: "A leopard striped fish?"

Wade: "Let me store that in my underwear inventory so I don't lose it."

Wait, what?

Kyrie: "I'm getting hungry."

Kyrie: "Where's the mac and cheese?"

Princess: "Get up and feed me, human!"
Ally: "Really?"

Zayn: "Princess did a good job of annoying Ally. I need to take notes."

The rose bush has evolved into perfect quality!

Kyrie: "Outta my way! I want the mac and cheese first!"
Brooke: "Don't test me, kid."

Dylan: "I think Kyrie is upset with you after you made him potty train. He's been making a lot of threats."

Wade: "Isn't that just typical Parsons behavior?"

Sophia: "Rude."
Penelope: "We don't make threats."
Ally: "Not at all. Don't say that again, or else."

Lemon is out of it.

Uh oh, we know what this means.

Dylan is pregnant again!

Dylan: "Babe, I'm pregnant again!"

Wade: "Again?! Yes!"

Wade: "I can't wait to have another child that makes threats towards me every 5 minutes!"

Cowplant 2.0: "You want some delicious cake?"

Servo: "I'm not falling for this old trick. The old cowplant tried this on me too many times."

Servo: "Have a snack instead."

Servo: "Time to apply the mite treatment to these enraged bees."

Servo: "Hey, they're happy again."

Servo: "Works every time."

Servo: "Now they'll let me collect some delicious honey."

The waters are extra clean thanks to Dylan!

Sophia: "I got an embarrassing picture of you again! I can't wait to show all of my friends."

Penelope: "I'll get you back for this, and that's a promise."

Dylan: "I feel bad for Sophia. When P makes a threat, it's terrifying."

Cashew: "I want puppers!"

They're back again. Get outta here!

There's some beautiful dolphins swimming in the ocean nearby today.

I wonder if one of them is Aqua.

Penelope: "I'm tired of grilled fruit."
Brooke: "Me too, bring back the mac and cheese."

Corbin: "Girls, grilled fruit is the healthier option."

Kyrie: "I got the last plate of mac and cheese!"

Whiskers is living his best life.