Chapter 137

Burgers for breakfast are unhealthy-

Dylan: "Shut up."

Aww, so cute!

Penelope: "You're the sweetest, babe!"

Emily: "No, you are!"

Emily: "You're such a cutie pie!"

Penelope: "Oh, stop it, you."

Penelope: "But keep it coming."

Kyrie: "Get a room."

Emily: "Oh, come on, Kyrie. Lighten up."

Corbin: "NO! I'm not sharing my burger with you, Laika! You have your own food!"

Laika: "I want burgers and kittens!"

Mackenzie: "I love kittens! If any of you cats has kittens I'll give you a free burger."

Cosmo: "Fifi! Let's make more kittens!"

Fifi: "He really wants to go through having more kittens just to eat a burger?"

The garden is all ready for harvesting.

After harvesting and selling the plants for the day, the Parsons' reached a huge milestone! They finally reached 1,000,000 simoleons with no cheats! This is amazing! They've worked so hard to achieve this.

Servo: "They? I'm the glue that holds this family together."

You really are.

Kyrie: "It's snowing in Windenburg?"

Kyrie: "Wow! If only it would snow in Oasis Springs."

Kyrie went down to the library in Windenburg to study archaeology.

Kyrie: "Wow, it's really nice in here."

Kyrie: "Alright, time to study some archaeology. Nothing can distract me."

As Kyrie went to find a spot to sit and study, his heart skipped a beat.

He saw the most beautiful sim he's ever seen in his life.

Kyrie: "This seems like a good spot to sit and... study."

He couldn't take his eyes off her. She's absolutely gorgeous.

He tried to study, but his heart was racing.

Kyrie: "Ah, this library sure is nice, isn't it?"

Vanessa: "Yeah, it's nice and quiet."

Kyrie: "Oops, did I disturb the quietness?"

Vanessa: "I mean... yeah. But I don't mind."

Kyrie: "Good to hear! I'm Kyrie, by the way."

Vanessa: "I'm Vanessa. Nice to meet you."

Vanessa: "Do you live in Windenburg? I haven't seen you around here before."

Kyrie: "Nope, I live in Oasis Springs. Before that, I lived in Sulani."

Vanessa: "That explains why you won't stop shivering. You must not be used to this cold weather."

Kyrie: "I'm actually shaking because you're so beautiful..."

Vanessa: "Say what?"

Kyrie: *Did I say that out loud?*

Kyrie: "Uh... nothing! I said you're right. I'm definitely not used to this cold weather."

Vanessa: "Oh, I must have heard you wrong. I thought you said something else."

Kyrie: *I got out of that one smoothly. She's so beautiful, I could look at her all day.*

Vanessa: "Uh... Kyrie? Did you hear me? I said why don't we go get some coffee to warm you up?"

Kyrie: "Oh, uh... yep! I heard you!"

Kyrie: "That sounds like a great idea! Where should we go to?"

Vanessa: "There's tons of little cafes around here, I'll take you to my favorite one."

Vanessa took Kyrie to a really nice little cafe in Windenburg.

Kyrie: "Wow, this place is really nice."

Vanessa: "Just wait until you try the coffee!"

Vanessa: "You already drank all yours?"

Kyrie: "Haha... yeah, sorry. I was freezing."

Vanessa: "I don't blame you. This coffee is amazing, but these cups are tiny."

Kyrie: *She's so beautiful.*

Kyrie: *Even while drinking coffee out of a tiny cup.*

Kyrie: *I'd better stop staring, she's gonna think I'm a weirdo.*

Vanessa: "So, have you ever been to Windenburg before?"

Kyrie: "I mean, I've heard good things about it, but I've never been here before."

Vanessa: "Wow, you should get out more often!"

Kyrie: "Hey!"

Vanessa: "Hahaha! Just kidding! Oh, I almost forgot..."

Vanessa: *Blows horn*

Kyrie: "What was that for?"

Vanessa: "Because it's New Skill Day, silly!"

Vanessa: "Why do you think I was at the library?"

Kyrie: "Oh, I had no idea it was New Skill Day!"

Kyrie: "Do you not usually travel to the library?"

Vanessa: "Heck no! I'm more of an outdoors type of girl. I love the outdoors."

Kyrie: "You do? So do I!"

Vanessa: "Wow, we already have something in common!"

Vanessa: "What kind of outdoors activities do you like? Fishing? Running?"

Kyrie: "The most outdoors thing possible. Exploring the jungle and archaeology. That's why I was at the library, to study archaeology."

Vanessa: "Hey, that's so cool!"

Kyrie: *YES! I think she's impressed!*

Vanessa: *This guy is clearly trying real hard to impress me.*

Vanessa: *He's gonna have to try harder than that.*

Kyrie: "My first relic I ever discovered was 100% authentic."

Vanessa: "Wow, seriously? That's extremely lucky!"

Kyrie: "It's not luck, it's skill. I'm a natural."

Vanessa: "Ha, okay, Mr. Outdoors. I think we should get going now."

Kyrie: *Do we have to leave? Can't we stay just a few more hours?*

Vanessa: *Does this tiny cup ever end? I've been drinking this coffee for ages.*

Kyrie: "Hey, Vanessa! Heads up!"

Vanessa: "Hey!"

Vanessa: "Oh, it's on!"

Kyrie: "I'm scared."

Kyrie: "Who am I kidding? You won't hit me!"

Vanessa: "Don't be so sure."

Vanessa: "I'm about to knock you to the floor!"

Kyrie: "Sure you are."

Vanessa: "Ugh, stupid snowball."

Kyrie: "HAHA!"

Kyrie: "You suck! You can't get me!"

Vanessa: "We'll see about that!"

Kyrie: "Nope."

Vanessa: "Oh, come on!"

Vanessa: "Why am I so distracted today?"

Kyrie: "Come on. You've given up already?"

Vanessa: "Who said I've given up?"

Kyrie: "Your throws say you should give up."

Kyrie: "I'm a savage."

Vanessa: "It's just windy, okay?!"

Kyrie: "Hey, at least you tried."

Vanessa: "I'll get you back for this."

Kyrie: "Suuure you will."

Vanessa: "It was great hanging out with you, but I should really get going now."

Kyrie: "This was fun! I'll see you soon?"

Vanessa: "Yep, check your pocket. It's got my number."

Kyrie: *Score! I can't believe I got her number!*

Vanessa: *He must be really cute for me to give him his number after he hit me in the face with a snowball.*

Time for Kyrie to go back home to his crazy family.

Corbin: "I've been around for a long time, but it's been hard without my soulmate Ally."

Corbin: "Goodbye, sim world."

Nooooooooooo! Not Corbin! He may have lived for a long time, but too long is never enough.

Rest In Peace, Corbin Parsons. You were a wonderful asset to the Parsons household, and you will be dearly missed.

Dylan has been noticing that Kyrie has been really happy lately.

Usually, he's always moody and fighting with his siblings.

What could have possibly sparked this new found happiness?

Fifi: "Because he has the best cat in the world. Me. I'm talking about me."

Mackenzie: "All the cats are the best!"

Dylan: "What are you so happy about, son?"

Kyrie: "What do you mean? I'm always happy."

Dylan: "Well, I've noticed that you have an extra pep in your step. Care to spill?"

Kyrie: "There's nothing to spill, mom."

Mackenzie: "There's definitely some tea to spill."

Kyrie: "No there's not!"

Dylan: "We know there's some tea! Spill it!"

Mackenzie: "Everyone has some tea to spill around here, but that's none of my business..."

Kyrie: "Come on, just leave me alone!"

Dylan: "Kyrie Parsons, do you have a crush on someone?"

Kyrie: "What...? NO! That's... ridiculous!"

Mackenzie: "Is it ridiculous, though?"

Dylan: "It's not, Kenz. He definitely has a crush. I already have his phone, though. Her name is Vanessa. Let's call her."

Kyrie: "What do you mean you have my phone?!"

Mackenzie: "They'd better not do this with my crush from school."

Dylan: "Hello? Is this Vanessa?"

Dylan: "Oh, this is Dylan, Kyrie Parsons' mom calling."

Kyrie: "Mom, seriously, give me back my phone-"

Dylan: "I was just wondering if you'd like to come over for dinner tonight?"

Kyrie: "Oh, god."

Dylan: "You would? Great!"

Mackenzie: "The tea is boiling right now!"

Dylan: "We'll see you tonight, Vanessa! Kyrie has a pretty big family, so be prepared."

A pretty crazy family, too.

Kyrie: "Did you really just do that?"

Dylan: "Oh, yes... I did."

Kyrie: "I'm doomed, aren't I?"

Kyrie: "What's Vanessa gonna think when she sees this?!"

She'll run for her life.

Penelope: "Not only that, but the dogs stink!"

Were you just trying to steal some food?

Button: "No! Never!"

P is devastated about the passing of Corbin.

She really misses both of her parents.

Penelope: "Maybe some candy will cheer me up."

Sumi: "Did someone say candy?"