Saturday, August 29, 2020

Chapter 202

The gang is back down at the Burners & Builders gym in Oasis Springs!

You're looking quite... emotionless, Servo.

Servo: "I'm in the zone."

Isaac: "You ready to get your butt kicked?"
Servo: "Ha! Says the guy who can barely run uphill!"

Brynlee: "I'll just knit while the showdown commences."

Isaac: "Hmm... I wonder how I use this thing?"

Servo: "You don't know how to use this machine? HA!"

Isaac: "Uuughhh!!! YES I DO!"

Servo: "Sounds like you're struggling a bit. I can do this with no hands."

Isaac: "Obviously you can do it with no hands, you're supposed to lift this section with your legs."

Isaac: "THAAAT'S! THE WHOOOLE! POINT!!!"

Servo: "In that case..."

Servo: "I'll use this section instead."

Isaac: "Are your chicken legs too weak?"

Isaac: "UUUGHHH!"
Servo: "Who's got the chicken legs now?"

Brynlee: "Enough with all the grunting, I'm off to buy a cupcake!"

Isaac: "Do I have to research fitness techniques?"

Sorry, Isaac. This is the not-so-fun part about the athletic career."

Brynlee: "Om, nom, nom, nom, om, nom."

Merchant: "Uh..."

Brynlee: "What? You want some?"

Merchant: "Uh... I'm good..."

Isaac: "Did this townie seriously just swipe the computer?"

Brynlee: "Cupcake time is over, back to knitting."

Isaac: "Why did you steal the computer? I was kinda using it."

Townie: "Finders keepers."

Back at home, Elijah is doing some working out of his own by swimming laps in the pool.

Brynlee's crafting room is filling up with adorable knitted items!

Look at this octopus! LOOK AT IT!!!

AND THIS PENGUIN! AHH!!!

Brynlee: "My knits are the most adorable things you've ever seen, right?"

Isaac: "You're the most adorable thing I've ever seen."

Seriously, Brynlee?

Brynlee: "What?"

Brynlee: "You can knit anywhere."

You know what they say, just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Brynlee: "Get in the mailbox, rug!"

Brynlee: "I'm a Plopsy superstar! Everyone has been loving my knitted creations!"

Even Emmitt loves Brynlee's knitted creations!

Brynlee: "Even the next baby will love them! And the next baby, and the next baby-"

Woah! Slow down there!

The gym gang trio has been reduced to a duo.

Brynlee is very tired from knitting all day yesterday, so she decided to skip coming to the gym today to stay home and rest.

Nevertheless, the fitness rivalry between these two shall commence stronger than ever!

Isaac: "Woah! I almost slipped!"

Isaac: "Key word: almost."

Looks like all that running wore Servo out already.

Mentor: "That's all you've got? DO THE HILL CLIMB!"

Woah! That's impressive!

I think that broke Servo's hill run record!

Servo: "HA! No one can beat my record!"
Isaac: "I just did, dummy."

After working out on the treadmill, Isaac's next task of the day for his career is to box.

Isaac: "I know a way to get me motivated."

Isaac: "I'll pretend this punching bag is Servo's stupid head. He thinks he's all that."

Servo: "Wow, I can run faster than anyone on this planet! I really am all that, aren't I?"

Isaac: "We'll see if you're all that after this."

Isaac: "Come on! That's all you've got?"

Isaac: "Huuu-"

Isaac: "UGH!"

Servo: "A punch like that wouldn't even make me flinch, try again."

Isaac: "Of course it wouldn't make you flinch, it would knock you over entirely!"

Servo: "Bring it on then, Isaac!"

Servo: "That's this punching bag's new name."

Isaac: "It's already brought!"

Servo: "It's already brought?"

Servo: "This is gonna be easy, then!"

Isaac: "I wouldn't be so sure of that!"

Isaac: "UGH!"

Servo: "UGH!"

This is the weirdest boxing match I've ever seen. However, we stan two non-violent kings.

Servo: "YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"

Servo: "UGH!"

Isaac: "UGH!"

Isaac: "UUUUUUUUUGH!"
Servo: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Alright, you two, break it up. It's time to head home.

Back at home, Brynlee is making some wonderful dinner for everyone to enjoy-

Uh oh...

Brynlee: "Servo! Help!"
Servo: "You seriously started another fire?!"

Servo: "This is getting really old!"

Gage & Elijah: "Older than us?!"

Servo: "Only a macho robot like myself could have extinguished such flames."

Isaac: "Those flames were tiny, I would have stepped in to help you if it got serious."

Brynlee: "Is everything a competition between those two?!"

Brynlee: "Something doesn't feel right."

Isaac: "It's probably because you're eating a hot dog that was almost singed by a fire, babe."

Brynlee: "Nope, it's because I'm in labor."

Isaac: "My wife is in labor! What do I do, Nova?!"

Nova: "He really expects me to know what to do?"

*Sparkles*

Brynlee: "Ah!"

Brynlee: "Hello, my little bb!"

Brynlee: "Aww, you're so perfect!"

Oop, looks like all that giving birth wore Brynlee out.

It's a boy! 💙 Introducing Kylan Parsons!

Brynlee: "Aren't our babies just so perfect?!"

Oh nooooooooooooooo! Monster! Right after a birth!

Rest In Peace, Monster Parsons. You were an adorable and lovely dog, and you will be dearly missed.

Elijah: "Why do pets have to die?! It's not fair!"

Gage: "I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm tired of this thing squirting out water."

Servo: "I'm sorry to inform you, kid, but you've been born into a crazy family and there's nothing you can do about it."

Kylan: "Say what?"

Kylan's diaper days flew by and he has aged up into an adorable little toddler!

Servo: "Come on, Kylan! Come to Servo, you can do it!"

AHH! He's so adorable!

Servo: "Come on!"

Isaac: "My son will be running in no time."

Kylan: "I don't wanna run."

Servo: "I wanna run... run far away from this crazy family."

Kylan: "Is this family really that crazy, kitty?"

Emmie: "Is that even a question?"

Kylan: "Woof, woof!"

Emmie: "It didn't take long for the crazy to kick in for him, too."

Kylan: "Mommy knitted me a bear?"

Kylan: "This is my new favorite toy ever!"

Brynlee: "This just makes me love knitting even more. I didn't even know that was possible."

Kylan: "Let's go on an adventure, bear!"

Kylan: "We can go to crazy town, that's where my family is from!"

It sure is.

Emmitt: "I wanna go to crazy town!"

You're already in crazy town! This house is crazy town!

Brynlee: "Who knew that fitting a knitted mailbox cozy into another mailbox would be so hard?"

Brynlee: "I hope the buyers love their Plopsy orders, though!"

Another day, another jog.

Kylan: "Do you wanna go for a jog, Mr. Bear?"

Woohoo! Servo has reached level 10 of the guitar skill!

Brynlee: "You know what that means!"

Brynlee: "It means it's time to ship another Plopsy order!"

That's not what it means.

The gang is back down at the gym!

Little Kylan decided to join to work on his imagination skill.

Brynlee: "Let's head on over to the play area!"

Brynlee: "AKA, the knitting area."

Isaac: "Uh... I may be a little slow today, I was jogging all morning-"

Servo: "Like that's an excuse! I thought you said you don't get tired?"

Isaac: *Out of breath* "You're... *huff* right! I did *huff* say that!"

Servo: "This is one of the many moments I'm glad I'm a robot!"

Who will out-run who?! Stay tuned to find out!

Brynlee: "There's a nice spot over here we can sit."

Kylan: "Can I play with Mr. Bear here, mommy?"

Brynlee: "Of course you can!"

Emmitt: "I wanna play with my superhero toys here, too."

Emmitt: "Mommy, why is it so hot here?"

Brynlee: "Because we're in Oasis Springs, Emmitt. It's always hot here."

Brynlee: "They're being calm... too calm."

Kylan decided to read a book instead of play with Mr. Bear.

Emmitt: "Don't worry, mommy! Super Sim will save you from all of your failed knits!"

Brynlee: "Was that a burn?"

Kylan: "That was definitely a burn. I'll pretend I didn't hear it."

Isaac: *Out of breath* *Huff* "Are you... *huff* getting... *huff* out of breath yet?" *Huff*

Servo: "Does it look like I have lungs?"

Isaac: *Huff* "You're right... *huff* that doesn't mean... *huff* you're immune to... *huff* getting tired, right?"

Servo: "Oh, I don't know..."

Servo: "YOU TELL ME!"
Isaac: "Nice!"

Well, well, well, look who it is. The old bobble headed neighbor.

Isaac: *Huff* "I can almost outrun a robot... *huff* pretty cool, right?"
Servo: "You call that outrunning? HA!"

Townie: "Hey, Servo."

Isaac: *Huff* "You guys know each other?"

Servo: "Yep, I almost knocked her huge bobble head off her shoulders after she woke everyone up at our old apartment for the 67th consecutive night in a row."

Townie: "I was hoping you'd forgot about that... now I'm scared."

Isaac: *Huff* "LOOK AT ME! *Huff* I'M NOT TIRED OR... *huff* OUT OF BREATH AT ALL!"

Servo: "Not only are you most definitely out of breath, you're also filthy from sweating so much!"

Isaac: *Huff* "I have no idea... *huff* what you're... *huff* talking about!"

Servo: "I think you'd better get in the shower. Another benefit about being a robot is having no hygiene level to worry about! Man, it must suck to be a sim."

Isaac: *Sniff, sniff*

Isaac: "Hey, I really do stink! Where are the showers?!"

Two townies got into another brawl!

Servo: "This gym is more entertaining than reality TV."

Bobble Headed Townie: "Stop fighting over me, guys. I know I'm gorgeous, but it doesn't have to come to this."

All three of you are hideous.

Emmitt: "You're the coolest toy ever, right, Super Sim?"

Kylan: "I thought Mr. Bear was the coolest toy ever!"

They're really fighting over the bobble headed townie again?

Isaac: "Seriously?"

Isaac: "You ready to run for another 5 hours, Servo?"
Servo: "Does it look like I'm ready?!"

Did you just say 5 hours?!

Kylan: "I don't wanna stay here for 5 more hours, I wanna go home and nap."

Emmitt: "Teleport us home, Super Sim!"

What are you two so cranky about?

Isaac: "That was a great gym session!"

Servo: "Yep, it was great because I outran you by miles."

Servo's next skill that he's working on is the violin skill!

Right now, he sounds horrendous, but soon he'll be an expert.

Brynlee is pregnant again!

Brynlee: "Babe, I'm pregnant again!"

Isaac: "More crazy Parsons babies?"

More crazy Parsons babies.

Isaac: "At least they're adorable, so the craziness and the sassiness is worth it!"

Brynlee: "Could you imagine if we had twins?"

Isaac: "Say what?"

Brynlee: "Or even triplets!"

Slow down there, ma'am!

Isaac is working on his charisma skill, because...

He was promoted to Bodybuilder in the athlete career!

This is his bodybuilder outfit! He looks pretty skinny right now, but he'll become a lot more buff down the line.

Isaac: *Gulp*

Isaac: "I'm ready to gain some more muscles!"

Isaac: "Don't believe me? Watch this."

Isaac has to do a lot of sit-ups today as a task for his career.

Isaac: "Who's the strongest sim you know, boys?"

Kylan: "You are, daddy!"
Emmitt: "Super Sim is!"

Isaac: "Correct answer, Kylan!"

Brynlee: "So... many... Plopsy... orders... to... ship."

Brynlee is turning into a knitting zombie. She knits non-stop!

Isaac's next work task of the day is to go jogging!

Kylan: "Hey, another knitted toy!"

Kylan: "Wait, are you the one who keeps taking all of our pets and family members?"

Tiny Grim: "No, that's my dad!"

Brynlee: "Order number... I forgot, there's way too many."

Pippa: "Be grateful sims are buying your creations, it's because they're beautiful."

Brynlee: "She's right. Thanks, Pippa."

Servo: "Bills, bills, bills."

Servo: "These sims are lucky I control all the finances around here. They're all nuts."

Servo: "Boop."

Kylan: "Daddy's crazy, isn't he, Tiny Grim?"

Isaac: "And the award for the most agile sim to ever exist goes to... ME! Not Servo!"