The kids arrived home from school with some school projects! |
Isabella: "I think we're gonna need some help from the grown ups." |
Kobe: "I don't need any help!" |
Are you sure about that? All you do is stare at your phone. Kobe: "Maybe you're right..." |
Stephanie is here to help Kobe! |
Stephanie: "The smartest sim in the family!" |
Finley: "I beg to differ, I'm the geniustist one in the family." |
Iker: "Is 'geniustist' a word?" Nope. Your father is just an idiot. |
Isabella: "How much clay does it take to make a volcano?" |
Kobe: "Uh... I think this manual says to tighten the screw the other way after all." |
Stephanie: "ARGH! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" |
Servo: "You see this daisy?" |
Servo: "It smells good." How can you tell? You have no nose. |
Servo: "It'll fit in perfectly in the bouquet." |
Servo: "Now, for some bluebells." |
Kobe and Stephanie made another mini little Servo! |
A round of applause! |
Kobe: "You bet our project is better than dad and Iker's?" |
Stephanie: "Yeah, their project is trash!" |
They weren't wrong... |
Iker: "Doesn't our project look great, dad?" |
Finley: "I am ashamed of our work. What the heck is this?" |
Bot: "Hi, I'm the new Servo." |
Servo: "If that mini bot says that again, this is what I'm gonna do to his head!" |
Iker: "Your mini bot turned out almost as awesome as my volcano!" |
Kobe: "Thanks! Hey... wait a minute..." |
Kobe: "Was that a backhanded compliment?" |
Iker: "Figure it out, stupid head." |
Kobe: "Hey, what was that for?" |
Iker: "...Because you're a stupid head." |
Kobe: "That was uncalled for." |
Kobe: "You're the stupid head!" |
Kobe: "You're just jealous because your volcano was trash and my mini bot was awesome." |
Iker: "I'll give you 5 seconds to take that back-" |
Kobe: "LOSERRRR!" |
Iker: "I'd suggest you sleep with one eye open tonight." |
Servo's bouquet is finished! It's lovely. |
Speaking of finished, Isabella's volcano is finally finished! |
Another round of applause! |
Isabella: "That's how you make a volcano!" Stephanie: "I'm so smart, I assisted in the creation of two successful projects!" |
Servo: "I'll make this dahlia front and center." |
Huh? How did that dahlia turn into a white rose? |
*Sigh* |
If only sims could actually drive. |
Paparazzi: "Piper! Is it true that your boyfriend stole from you and ghosted you for the second time?" |
Piper: "Hey, look at this!" |
Piper: "BLERGHBODNWFUB!" |
Paparazzi: "I'm outta here, this sim is crazy." |
Piper: "No one does crazy like a Parsons." |
This picture of Servo may be the second cutest thing ever. |
The cutest thing ever? Finley reading to Lacey. |
Finley: "Mr. Bear loved to play with blocks!" |
Wow, this is a rare moment where Finley isn't talking about himself." |
Lacey: "Are bears friendly, daddy?" |
Finley: "Teddy bears are, but not real bears. They're very mean." |
It's filming day for Olympus Landing! |
Piper: "Guess who's finally #llamacornwoman?" |
Piper has been waiting for this role for so long! |
Once again, the stage looks amazing! |
Piper: "Not as amazing as me." |
I wonder how gothic the makeup will look today. |
Wow, not gothic at all, I'm surprised. |
Will the hair be gothic, then? |
Nope, not at all! Finally! |
Piper: "The final step in becoming Llamacorn Woman." |
You can't be Llamacorn Woman without the costume, of course! |
I love it! |
Piper: "I'm ready to kick some villain butt!" |
Piper: "Shall I make my way to the stage, or pretend I don't know my lines and practise them along with my incompetent co-stars?" |
Practise your lines with your incompetent co-stars. |
Piper: "Who's ready to get their butts kicked?" Co-Stars: "We are, we are!" |
Piper: "Are we starting yet, or what? I've been waiting for-EVER!" |
Director: "We'll start whenever you're ready, Miss Parsons." |
Piper: "That's the spirit! It's all about me!" |
Director: "...She's definitely a diva." |
Director: "Filming for Olympus Landing!" |
Directors: "Actors, to the stage!" |
Director: "Lights!" |
Director: "Camera!" |
Director: "Aaand... ACTION!" |
Get in character, y'all! |
Llamacorn Woman: "What do you think you're doing invading my spaceship, you fool?!" |
Space Ranger: "You don't have a warrant to park your spaceship on Olympus!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "Excuse me, have you forgotten something? I'm Llamacorn Woman, I don't need a warrant." |
Space Ranger: "Yes you do, everyone does!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "You're trying to tell me the rules apply to me?" |
Space Ranger: "That's exactly what I'm trying to tell you, I'm glad you understand-" |
Llamacorn Woman: "We'll see if you're saying that after I kick your butt!" |
Director: "CUT!" |
Director: "Fight scene, take one! ACTION!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "You're seriously gonna try and tell me I need a warrant?!" Space Ranger: "Ow, ow, ow!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "How dare you!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "My spaceship has been all over the galaxy!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "That was just a warmup, now for the real fight!" |
Director: "CUT!" |
Director: "Sword fight, take one!" |
Director: "ACTION!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "You had the chance to not cross me." |
Llamacorn Woman: "Now, it's too late, and I'm gonna kick your butt!" |
Space Ranger: "Bring it on." |
Llamacorn Woman: "UGH!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "LLAMA SPIN!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "Are you gonna drop the warrant talk, yet?" |
Space Ranger: "Nope, you still need a-" |
Llamacorn Woman: "That's not an option!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "UGH!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "Now have you dropped it?" |
Space Ranger: *Sigh* "Fine, I'll leave your spaceship." |
Llamacorn Woman: "That's what I thought." |
Director: "CUT!" |
Director: "Freeze machine scene, take one! ACTION!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "Just to make sure you really don't come back and try to pull anything funny, I'm gonna have to freeze you." |
Llamacorn Woman: "AHAHAHAHA!" |
Space Ranger: "No! Llamacorn Woman! Please don't!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "Uh oh..." |
Llamacorn Woman: "ARRUGHGEUHE!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "HELP ME!" |
Space Ranger: "AHAHAHAHA!" |
Space Ranger: "Boy, did that backfire? AHAHAHAHA!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "Seriously, help me, you fool!" |
Director: "CUT!" |
Piper: "That actually hurt!" |
Director: "Kissing scene!" |
Director: "ACTION!" At least let her walk up the stairs, first. |
Llamacorn Woman: "Great job steering the spaceship onto Olympus, captain!" |
*Kiss* |
Director: "CUT! Toast scene! ACTION!" |
Llamacorn Woman: "Let's toast to us finally landing on Olympus after all we've been through." |
Captain: "Olympus was one of our final destinations, I'm so proud we made it here!" |
Captain: "To us!" |
Director: "CUT! That's a wrap, everybody! Great job!" |
Piper: "As usual, I carried the entire movie." |
Piper: "I wonder when I'll be nominated for another Starlight Accolade award." |
You'd better be nominated soon, it's one of your aspiration goals to win a Starlight Accolade award. |
Piper: "I'm still a star either way." |
I took this screenshot solely because it's so ironic seeing a sim who thinks so highly of himself carrying a laundry bag. |
This is what it looks like in the Parsons' washing machine in case you were wondering. |
You probably weren't wondering. |
Kobe: "Grilled fruit, my favorite." |
Piper: "He's definitely a Parsons." |
Happy birthday, Iker! |
Happy birthday, Lacey! (I'm very sad about seeing her age up.) |
Iker aged up into a teen! |
And Lacey aged up into a child! |
Piper: "Should I request a good or bad story about me from the PR company, Servo?" |
Servo: "Good, of course. Who the heck would request a bad story about themselves?" You'd be surprised. |
Piper: "Hi, can you guys please publish a story about me donating to my fans - it's a true story!" |
With aging up comes homework. |
It's Harvestfest time! 🦃🍂🍁 |
It's also a beautiful day for some pool time! |
Piper: "I wanted to have some alone time in the pool, not be surrounded by these annoying sims swimming laps." |
Finley: "Now, I'm gonna keep swimming laps just to annoy you!" |
Piper: "It'd be a shame if you were attacked by some..." |
Piper: "SUDDEN WAVES!" |
Your bouquet looks amazing, Servo! |
Servo: "Why, thank you." |
Kobe: "Ugh, I'm so embarrassed!" |
Parsons moody teens are the worst. |
Kobe: "Hey, I'm not moody!" |
Isabella: "I'm glad I'm not an annoying moody teen yet!" |
Lacey: "Mr. Monster is trying to attack the spaceship!" |
Lacey: "Everyone, run and duck for cover!" |
Kobe: "Do I really have to do my homework?" Yes, yes you do. |
Kobe: "Ugh, no one understands me!" |
Kobe: "Never mind, I'm awesome." Typical teen. |
Kobe and Iker decided to play with the soccer ball! |
Kobe: "Catch!" |
Iker: "I hope it doesn't hit me in the face." |
Iker: "Hey, it actually didn't!" |
Kobe: "What a surprise." |
Iker: "Next time I'll make sure it hits you in that stupid eyebrow ring." Kobe: "Hey, that's not nice!" |
These two are seriously inseparable. |
Has Piper finally mastered the singing skill? |
Nope, but a girl can dream. |
That's a lot of emotions in one picture. |
Iker: "Ugh, everyone leave me alone!" Moody teens once again. *Sigh* |
Lemon Pie sleeping right in the middle of the table is a whole mood. |
It's turkey time! Did I mention it was Harvestfest? |
It's time to be thankful! |
Piper: "I'm thankful for myself, you should all be thankful for me, too." |
Piper: "Where did everybody go? Oh well, at least I know Lemon Pie is thankful for me." Lemon Pie: "Who said I was thankful for you? Unless you're gonna share some of your turkey with me." |
Lemon Pie: "No one shared any of their turkey with me!" |
Alright, everyone, what are we all thankful for? Lacey: "My family!" Stephanie: "Me too!" Kobe: "Ugh, can I go take a nap?" |
Finley: "I'm thankful for my super stardom!" Iker: "Seriously?" |
Piper: "I'm also thankful for my super stardom!" Iker: "I've never met more conceited sims in my life!" |
Aww, thankful hugs! |
Wow, I somehow managed to get every Parsons family member (minus the pets) in one picture! Even Servo! |
Servo: "And then I said, no, Mr. Mayor, you're the most talented sim ever!" |
Servo: "Hey, wait a minute..." |
Servo: "Where did everybody go?" |
Happy birthday, Isabella! |
Isabella aged up into a teen! |
She looks just like a younger version of her mom! |
Piper: "Hey, I'm still young!" |
Piper: "Sims always wonder how I stay so young." |
Piper: "I tell them, by keeping fit and taking care of myself!" I thought you were jogging solely for an upcoming acting role. |
Happy birthday, Kobe! |
Kobe aged up into a young adult! |
Aaand here we have our generation 13 heir! |
Iker: "You mean our first generation 13 heir, right?" Nope, the only generation 13 heir. |
Kobe: "I'm too awesome to share an heir spot." |
Kobe: "Since I'm the heir now, can we move out of Del Sol Valley? I hate it here with every fibre of my being." Sure, where do you wanna move? |
Mt. Komorebi? I should have known! |
Welcome to your new house, y'all! |
Kobe: "I'm so glad we're finally out of Del Sol Valley! No more paparazzi!" |
If you wanna see a full tour of the house, check it out on my Instagram! |
Lemon Pie, why are you watching Isabella sleep? |
Lemon Pie: "She took my spot, that bed is mine." |
Servo seems to be comfy on the couch. |
BUNK BEDSSS! |
The Parsons desperately needed bunk beds since they always have 1,237 family members in the house. |
Mt. Komorebi is so beautiful! |
Lemon Pie: "It is, I've already explored the place and had a kitten with another cat." Say what?! |
Welp, looks like Lemon Pie had a kitten with another cat in the neighborhood. |
Introducing Marshmallow Parsons! Isn't she adorable? |
Marshmallow: "I'm super adorable." |
Marshmallow: "Now, to explore the house." |
Marshmallow: "I hope I have an automatic food bowl." You do! |
Piper: "Raise your hand if you love me as much as I love me." |
Isabella: "Mom is so self-centered." |
These two are literal twins. |
Lacey: "Why didn't you build a dining room?" I didn't have enough space, okay?! |
Kobe: "I really wanted a house with a dining table." You never said you wanted a house with a dining table, you said you wanted a house that wasn't in Del Sol Valley. Zip it. |
Kobe: "I don't like eggs benedict." |
Isabella: "How dare Kobe insult eggs benedict." |
Finley: "This is the first TV show that isn't starring you!" Piper: "Trust me, I'm in the next show." |
Looks like they're watching a world adventure show. |
Isabella: "I love this show!" |
This wall shower is awesome! |
Imagine the amount of water that would get all over the floor, though! |
Kobe: "Enough talking about the wall shower, I'm bored, I wanna go out and explore!" Great idea! |