Wednesday, June 23, 2021

Chapter 233

The kids arrived home from school with some school projects!

Isabella: "I think we're gonna need some help from the grown ups."

Kobe: "I don't need any help!"

Are you sure about that? All you do is stare at your phone.

Kobe: "Maybe you're right..."

Stephanie is here to help Kobe!

Stephanie: "The smartest sim in the family!"

Finley: "I beg to differ, I'm the geniustist one in the family."

Iker: "Is 'geniustist' a word?"

Nope. Your father is just an idiot.

Isabella: "How much clay does it take to make a volcano?"

Kobe: "Uh... I think this manual says to tighten the screw the other way after all."

Stephanie: "ARGH! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

As everyone works on their school projects, Servo is working on his next hobby: the flower arranging skill! You're probably wondering what happened to the photography skill. Welp, that skill is completely glitched, and it won't increase no matter what I try, so we'll have to come back to it once I find a solution.

Servo: "You see this daisy?"

Servo: "It smells good."

How can you tell? You have no nose.

Servo: "It'll fit in perfectly in the bouquet."

Servo: "Now, for some bluebells."

Kobe and Stephanie made another mini little Servo!

A round of applause!

Kobe: "You bet our project is better than dad and Iker's?"

Stephanie: "Yeah, their project is trash!"

They weren't wrong...

Iker: "Doesn't our project look great, dad?"

Finley: "I am ashamed of our work. What the heck is this?"

Bot: "Hi, I'm the new Servo."

Servo: "If that mini bot says that again, this is what I'm gonna do to his head!"

Iker: "Your mini bot turned out almost as awesome as my volcano!"

Kobe: "Thanks! Hey... wait a minute..."

Kobe: "Was that a backhanded compliment?"

Iker: "Figure it out, stupid head."

Kobe: "Hey, what was that for?"

Iker: "...Because you're a stupid head."

Kobe: "That was uncalled for."

Kobe: "You're the stupid head!"

Kobe: "You're just jealous because your volcano was trash and my mini bot was awesome."

Iker: "I'll give you 5 seconds to take that back-"

Kobe: "LOSERRRR!"

Iker: "I'd suggest you sleep with one eye open tonight."

Servo's bouquet is finished! It's lovely.

Speaking of finished, Isabella's volcano is finally finished!

Another round of applause!

Isabella: "That's how you make a volcano!"
Stephanie: "I'm so smart, I assisted in the creation of two successful projects!"

Servo: "I'll make this dahlia front and center."

Huh? How did that dahlia turn into a white rose?

*Sigh*

If only sims could actually drive.

Paparazzi: "Piper! Is it true that your boyfriend stole from you and ghosted you for the second time?"

Piper: "Hey, look at this!"

Piper: "BLERGHBODNWFUB!"

Paparazzi: "I'm outta here, this sim is crazy."

Piper: "No one does crazy like a Parsons."

This picture of Servo may be the second cutest thing ever.

The cutest thing ever? Finley reading to Lacey.

Finley: "Mr. Bear loved to play with blocks!"

Wow, this is a rare moment where Finley isn't talking about himself."

Lacey: "Are bears friendly, daddy?"

Finley: "Teddy bears are, but not real bears. They're very mean."

It's filming day for Olympus Landing!

Piper: "Guess who's finally #llamacornwoman?"

Piper has been waiting for this role for so long!

Once again, the stage looks amazing!

Piper: "Not as amazing as me."

I wonder how gothic the makeup will look today.

Wow, not gothic at all, I'm surprised.

Will the hair be gothic, then?

Nope, not at all! Finally!

Piper: "The final step in becoming Llamacorn Woman."

You can't be Llamacorn Woman without the costume, of course!

I love it!

Piper: "I'm ready to kick some villain butt!"

Piper: "Shall I make my way to the stage, or pretend I don't know my lines and practise them along with my incompetent co-stars?"

Practise your lines with your incompetent co-stars.

Piper: "Who's ready to get their butts kicked?"
Co-Stars: "We are, we are!"

Piper: "Are we starting yet, or what? I've been waiting for-EVER!"

Director: "We'll start whenever you're ready, Miss Parsons."

Piper: "That's the spirit! It's all about me!"

Director: "...She's definitely a diva."

Director: "Filming for Olympus Landing!"

Directors: "Actors, to the stage!"

Director: "Lights!"

Director: "Camera!"

Director: "Aaand... ACTION!"

Get in character, y'all!

Llamacorn Woman: "What do you think you're doing invading my spaceship, you fool?!"

Space Ranger: "You don't have a warrant to park your spaceship on Olympus!"

Llamacorn Woman: "Excuse me, have you forgotten something? I'm Llamacorn Woman, I don't need a warrant."

Space Ranger: "Yes you do, everyone does!"

Llamacorn Woman: "You're trying to tell me the rules apply to me?"

Space Ranger: "That's exactly what I'm trying to tell you, I'm glad you understand-"

Llamacorn Woman: "We'll see if you're saying that after I kick your butt!"

Director: "CUT!"

Director: "Fight scene, take one! ACTION!"

Llamacorn Woman: "You're seriously gonna try and tell me I need a warrant?!"
Space Ranger: "Ow, ow, ow!"

Llamacorn Woman: "How dare you!"

Llamacorn Woman: "My spaceship has been all over the galaxy!"

Llamacorn Woman: "That was just a warmup, now for the real fight!"

Director: "CUT!"

Director: "Sword fight, take one!"

Director: "ACTION!"

Llamacorn Woman: "You had the chance to not cross me."

Llamacorn Woman: "Now, it's too late, and I'm gonna kick your butt!"

Space Ranger: "Bring it on."

Llamacorn Woman: "UGH!"

Llamacorn Woman: "LLAMA SPIN!"

Llamacorn Woman: "Are you gonna drop the warrant talk, yet?"

Space Ranger: "Nope, you still need a-"

Llamacorn Woman: "That's not an option!"

Llamacorn Woman: "UGH!"

Llamacorn Woman: "Now have you dropped it?"

Space Ranger: *Sigh* "Fine, I'll leave your spaceship."

Llamacorn Woman: "That's what I thought."

Director: "CUT!"

Director: "Freeze machine scene, take one! ACTION!"

Llamacorn Woman: "Just to make sure you really don't come back and try to pull anything funny, I'm gonna have to freeze you."

Llamacorn Woman: "AHAHAHAHA!"

Space Ranger: "No! Llamacorn Woman! Please don't!"

Llamacorn Woman: "Uh oh..."

Llamacorn Woman: "ARRUGHGEUHE!"

Llamacorn Woman: "HELP ME!"

Space Ranger: "AHAHAHAHA!"

Space Ranger: "Boy, did that backfire? AHAHAHAHA!"

Llamacorn Woman: "Seriously, help me, you fool!"

Director: "CUT!"

Piper: "That actually hurt!"

Director: "Kissing scene!"

Director: "ACTION!"

At least let her walk up the stairs, first.

Llamacorn Woman: "Great job steering the spaceship onto Olympus, captain!"

*Kiss*

Director: "CUT! Toast scene! ACTION!"

Llamacorn Woman: "Let's toast to us finally landing on Olympus after all we've been through."

Captain: "Olympus was one of our final destinations, I'm so proud we made it here!"

Captain: "To us!"

Director: "CUT! That's a wrap, everybody! Great job!"

Piper: "As usual, I carried the entire movie."

Piper: "I wonder when I'll be nominated for another Starlight Accolade award."

You'd better be nominated soon, it's one of your aspiration goals to win a Starlight Accolade award.

Piper: "I'm still a star either way."

I took this screenshot solely because it's so ironic seeing a sim who thinks so highly of himself carrying a laundry bag.

This is what it looks like in the Parsons' washing machine in case you were wondering.

You probably weren't wondering.

Kobe: "Grilled fruit, my favorite."

Piper: "He's definitely a Parsons."

Happy birthday, Iker!

Happy birthday, Lacey! (I'm very sad about seeing her age up.)

Iker aged up into a teen!

And Lacey aged up into a child!

Piper: "Should I request a good or bad story about me from the PR company, Servo?"

Servo: "Good, of course. Who the heck would request a bad story about themselves?"

You'd be surprised.

Piper: "Hi, can you guys please publish a story about me donating to my fans - it's a true story!"

With aging up comes homework.

It's Harvestfest time! 🦃🍂🍁

It's also a beautiful day for some pool time!

Piper: "I wanted to have some alone time in the pool, not be surrounded by these annoying sims swimming laps."

Finley: "Now, I'm gonna keep swimming laps just to annoy you!"

Piper: "It'd be a shame if you were attacked by some..."

Piper: "SUDDEN WAVES!"

Your bouquet looks amazing, Servo!

Servo: "Why, thank you."

Kobe: "Ugh, I'm so embarrassed!"

Parsons moody teens are the worst.

Kobe: "Hey, I'm not moody!"

Isabella: "I'm glad I'm not an annoying moody teen yet!"

Lacey: "Mr. Monster is trying to attack the spaceship!"

Lacey: "Everyone, run and duck for cover!"

Kobe: "Do I really have to do my homework?"

Yes, yes you do.

Kobe: "Ugh, no one understands me!"

Kobe: "Never mind, I'm awesome."

Typical teen.

Kobe and Iker decided to play with the soccer ball!

Kobe: "Catch!"

Iker: "I hope it doesn't hit me in the face."

Iker: "Hey, it actually didn't!"

Kobe: "What a surprise."

Iker: "Next time I'll make sure it hits you in that stupid eyebrow ring."
Kobe: "Hey, that's not nice!"

These two are seriously inseparable.

Has Piper finally mastered the singing skill?

Nope, but a girl can dream.

That's a lot of emotions in one picture.

Iker: "Ugh, everyone leave me alone!"

Moody teens once again. *Sigh*

Lemon Pie sleeping right in the middle of the table is a whole mood.

It's turkey time! Did I mention it was Harvestfest?

It's time to be thankful!

Piper: "I'm thankful for myself, you should all be thankful for me, too."

Piper: "Where did everybody go? Oh well, at least I know Lemon Pie is thankful for me."
Lemon Pie: "Who said I was thankful for you? Unless you're gonna share some of your turkey with me."

Lemon Pie: "No one shared any of their turkey with me!"

Alright, everyone, what are we all thankful for?

Lacey: "My family!"
Stephanie: "Me too!"
Kobe: "Ugh, can I go take a nap?"

Finley: "I'm thankful for my super stardom!"
Iker: "Seriously?"

Piper: "I'm also thankful for my super stardom!"
Iker: "I've never met more conceited sims in my life!"

Aww, thankful hugs!

Wow, I somehow managed to get every Parsons family member (minus the pets) in one picture! Even Servo!

Servo: "And then I said, no, Mr. Mayor, you're the most talented sim ever!"

Servo: "Hey, wait a minute..."

Servo: "Where did everybody go?"

Happy birthday, Isabella!

Isabella aged up into a teen!

She looks just like a younger version of her mom!

Piper: "Hey, I'm still young!"

Piper: "Sims always wonder how I stay so young."

Piper: "I tell them, by keeping fit and taking care of myself!"

I thought you were jogging solely for an upcoming acting role.

Happy birthday, Kobe!

Kobe aged up into a young adult!

Aaand here we have our generation 13 heir!

Iker: "You mean our first generation 13 heir, right?"

Nope, the only generation 13 heir.

Kobe: "I'm too awesome to share an heir spot."

Kobe: "Since I'm the heir now, can we move out of Del Sol Valley? I hate it here with every fibre of my being."

Sure, where do you wanna move?

Mt. Komorebi? I should have known!

Welcome to your new house, y'all!

Kobe: "I'm so glad we're finally out of Del Sol Valley! No more paparazzi!"

If you wanna see a full tour of the house, check it out on my Instagram!

Lemon Pie, why are you watching Isabella sleep?

Lemon Pie: "She took my spot, that bed is mine."

Servo seems to be comfy on the couch.

BUNK BEDSSS!

The Parsons desperately needed bunk beds since they always have 1,237 family members in the house.

Mt. Komorebi is so beautiful!

Lemon Pie: "It is, I've already explored the place and had a kitten with another cat."

Say what?!

Welp, looks like Lemon Pie had a kitten with another cat in the neighborhood.

Introducing Marshmallow Parsons! Isn't she adorable?

Marshmallow: "I'm super adorable."

Marshmallow: "Now, to explore the house."

Marshmallow: "I hope I have an automatic food bowl."

You do!

Piper: "Raise your hand if you love me as much as I love me."

Isabella: "Mom is so self-centered."

These two are literal twins.

Lacey: "Why didn't you build a dining room?"

I didn't have enough space, okay?!

Kobe: "I really wanted a house with a dining table."

You never said you wanted a house with a dining table, you said you wanted a house that wasn't in Del Sol Valley. Zip it.

Kobe: "I don't like eggs benedict."

Isabella: "How dare Kobe insult eggs benedict."

Finley: "This is the first TV show that isn't starring you!"
Piper: "Trust me, I'm in the next show."

Looks like they're watching a world adventure show.

Isabella: "I love this show!"

This wall shower is awesome!

Imagine the amount of water that would get all over the floor, though!

Kobe: "Enough talking about the wall shower, I'm bored, I wanna go out and explore!"

Great idea!