Chapter 134

Uh... Wade? What the heck are you doing out at this time of night?

Wade: "Can't a guy go fishing and get away from his crazy family in peace?"

Wade has been dying to fish lately. It's his only escape from the Parsons'.

Oh, looks like someone is already fishing in the same spot.

Wade: "Fishing at 12am too?"

Mercury: "Yep, late nights and early mornings are the best times to fish."

Mercury: "See?"

Wade: "True dat. It's also the best times to get away from crazy families."

Mercury: "Crazy families? How bad can they be?"

Wade may have just found a new fishing BFF!

Hopefully they'll get some great catches.

There seems to be lots of fish swimming around tonight.

Mercury: "Oh, I'm Mercury by the way."

Wade: "I'm Wade, nice to meet you!"

Mercury: "Nice to meet you too."

Mercury: "So, tell me about this crazy family of yours."

Wade: "I mean, they're not that bad. They're just freaking mad, insane, out of one's mind, deranged, demented, not in one's right mind, crazed, lunatics, non compos, mentis, unbalanced, unhinged, unstable, disturbed, distracted, mad as a hatter, mad as a March hare stark, mad, sectionable, mental, off one's head, out of one's head, off one's nut nutty, nutty as a fruitcake, off one's rocker, not (quite) right in the head, round the bend, raving mad, stark, staring/raving mad, bats, batty, bonkers, cuckoo, loopy, loony, bananas, loco, dippy, screwy, with a screw loose, touched, gaga doolally, up the pole, not all there, off the wall, out to lunch, not right upstairs, away with the fairies, barmy, crackers, barking, barking mad, round the twist, off one's trolley, as daft as a brush, not the full shilling, one sandwich short of a picnic, buggy, nutsy, nutso, out of one's tree, meshuga, squirrelly, wacko, gonzo, bushed."

Wade and Mercury fished and talked for hours.

They caught a whole lot of fish.

Aaand some other treasures.

Mercury: "Get out of my sight!"

Wade: "Yeah! This is the only green thing we wanna see around here!"

And your hair.

Before they knew it, daylight was dawning.

Time went by in the blink of an eye.

Mercury: "Wow, it's already sunrise?"

Wade: "Yep. That went by quick."

Wade: "Ugh, another small catch."

Mercury: "Wanna trade?"

Let's hope Wade has regained some sanity being away from the Parsons' all night.

There's still a bunch of fish in the pond somehow.

Wade: "Because all the fish around here can't resist the bait."

Mercury: "Yeah, they also couldn't resist our alien and mermaid calls."

Wade: "Ugh, I'm getting hungry."

Mercury: "Me too. Maybe we should head home now."

Wade: "It was really nice meeting you. Wanna do this again some time?"

Mercury: "Of course, I'd love to! This was so much fun!"

Wade: "So... are we fishing BFF's now?"

Mercury: "Of course we are."

Mercury: "Is that even a question?"

Wade: "YES! I'm so excited! I finally have a fishing BFF!"

Mercury: "Uh..."

Wade: "Let me just leave before I embarrass myself any more."

Meanwhile, back at home...

Kyrie: "Franks and beans for breakfast!"

Summer: "Bring on the farts!"

What?! Who allowed this while I was gone? Was it you, Dylan?

Dylan: "No comment."

Kyrie: "If you fart I'm gonna put it on Tik Tok!"
Elliott: "I'm... trying... to... HOLD IT IN!"

Servo: "I love gardening time! It's a great excuse to get away from everyone."

This gardening bot is an amazing asset. The plants bring in so much money, and the Parsons' have collected so many plants. I can't wait for them to collect every single plant one day!

Summer: "I got an embarrassing video of Kyrie. Should I put it on Tik Tok?"
Elliott: "Is that even a question? Post it right now!"

Summer: "GOT 'EM!"

Kyrie: "Can you hear those idiots laughing in the kitchen?"
Sariah: "Be afraid. Be very afraid."

Sariah: "I don't wanna go to school, I need to pee."

It's Harvestfest time! 🦃🍁🍂

Mackenzie: "Breakfast scramble is one of my favorites!"

Servo: "Uh oh, the bees don't seem too happy today."

Servo: "AH! BEES! HELP!"

Wade's a baller now?

Wade: "Damn right I am."

Penelope: "I'll just sit here so I don't get hit in the head with a basketball."

Penelope: "I'll do some conservation work while I'm at it."

You got moves, Wade?

Wade: "What kind of question is that? Of course I do!"

Dylan's new conservation uniform is strange.

Emily's most recent book was nominated for an award! She will know if she won at the next award ceremony at 7pm.

Mackenzie: "Mommy is gonna win!"

Emily: "Why do these pets keep drinking puddles of their own urine?!"

Really, Button?!

Mackenzie: "Mommy sounds like she's in a bad mood. Hopefully she doesn't see the mess I made on the highchair."

Emily: "Little does she know I already saw it."

Mackenzie: "I'll just hide in here."

Mackenzie: "Huh? What's this?"

Mackenzie: "It looks like Servo."

Mackenzie! Stop that!

Mackenzie: "What? I'm an angel!"

Blocks time!

Penelope: "Where's the OG green crab block?"

Please don't remind me.

Emily: "You're looking mighty fine today."

Penelope: "Why, thank you. So are you, my love."

Uh oh...

Emily: "What do you say we..."

Penelope: "Sure, let's do it."

Emily: "Woah, seriously? I was just kidding. What if someone sees us?"

*Kiss*

Penelope: "They won't."

Welp.

I'll just wait here.

Uh oh, looks like someone did see them!

Mailwoman: "That looks fun."

Okay, creep.

There's leaves flying everywhere!

Penelope: "I hope no one saw us!"

Emily: "It's your fault if they did."

Penelope: "Hey, it was worth it."

Emily: "Yeah, but now I have leaves in places I've never had leaves."

Emily: "But, it was a great idea."

Penelope: "What can I say? I'm a sim with great ideas."

Why do you keep climbing up and down the stairs all day?

The gardening bot needed a little tune up.

Emily: "Mackenzie, did you make a mess in your highchair?"

Mackenzie: "No, mommy."

Mackenzie: "I'm an angel."

Emily: "Okay, I believe you."

Penelope: "Mackenzie got out of that one smoothly. Should I be proud or scared?"

Mackenzie: "I love you, bunny!"

Mackenzie: "Why won't you open your eyes? Are you sad?"

Bunny: "I'm trying to forget that I live in a house with a bunch of crazy sims."

Kyrie: "Hey! We're not crazy."

Dylan: "Ugh, my scales are drying up!"

Time for a nice ol' dip in the pool, then.

Dylan: "Not as good as the Sulani waters, but still good."

At least you have somewhere to flex your tail.

Y'all keep cooking when you know you're not supposed to!

It's peanut butter jelly time!

Mackenzie: "Wrong, it's a ham and cheese sandwich."

Mackenzie: "You're more stupid than I thought."

Oh... that's not nice.

Where there's grilled fruit, there's the Parsons'.

Dylan: "But I wanted burgers."

Kyrie: "Me too. This grilled fruit is basura."

That's a first.

Servo: "I would share my honey with you guys if you didn't steal it all the time."

Kyrie: "Can I beat Servo up for not sharing the honey?"

No!

Did you just throw your ham and cheese sandwich on the floor again?

Mackenzie: "Maybe."

Maggie, stop that!

Emily: "Why does my daughter throw all of her food on the floor? Even the food she likes!"

Dylan: "Glad that's not my problem."

Yep, but you still have 4 moody teens to deal with.

Sariah: "I WANT MORE GRILLED FRUIT!"

Wade: "Sweetie, we need to use our calm voices."

Sariah: "Sorry, dad. I would like some more grilled fruit."

Summer: "No you don't. It tastes really bad. I can tell Servo didn't make this."

I think Corbin is gonna outlive everyone. I don't know what it is with the Parsons' men, but they are immortal.

Elliott: "I'm glad I'm not an heir. Imagine being immortal in this crazy house!"

After playing chess literally all night, Dylan has achieved level 10 of the logic skill! I'm so proud of her! Now, she just needs to reach level 10 of the conservationist career.

It's gonna be a wild Harvestfest. What am I saying? Every holiday is wild with the Parsons'.

Kyrie: "I love Harvestfest!"

Aaand it's already crazy.

Kyrie: "Me? Crazy? Never!"

Penelope: "Harvestfest is the best! Bring on the turkey!"

Kyrie: "Ugh, I gotta pee!"

Well go to the bathroom literally right behind you!

Servo: "Let's get this turkey over with."

Mackenzie: "The scary gnomes are in my room."

Servo is making this turkey extra fast!

Well, well, well, look who's back after running away.

Cashew: "There'd better be a turkey just for me."

Servo: "Oh, heck no!"

Gnome: "Can I have some turkey too?"

Servo: "TURKEY!!!"

Kyrie: "I don't like the turkey."

Do you like any food?

Sariah: "I don't like it either. It's too seasoned."

Elliott: "I don't know what you guys are complaining about, this turkey is wondrous."

Summer: "Wondrous? I think Servo is trying to poison us."

Mackenzie: "Where's my plate of turkey?"

Elliott: "I'm already stuffed."

Kyrie: "Seriously? I'm about to go back for seconds."

Mackenzie: "Where did you go, Cashew?"

Mackenzie: "I missed you! Don't ever run away again!"

Penelope: "This turkey is amazing!"

Penelope: "Can I have seconds yet?"

Elliott: "How are you guys going back for seconds?! I could barely finish this plate!"

Kyrie: "Can I go back for thirds now?"

So, you didn't like the turkey, and now you wanna go back for thirds? Cuckoo.

Mackenzie: "Turkey is the best!"

Wade: "Servo really outdid himself. I'm impressed."

Kyrie: "Hey, gnome. You want a future cube?"

Uh... Kyrie, I don't think he'll like that.

Kyrie: "He won't like it. He'll love it."

Uh oh...

Kyrie: "See? He likes it! He thinks it's lit!"

Gnome: "I HATE IT!"

Kyrie: "Uh... wait a minute... what do you mean you hate it?"

Kyrie: "Please don't hurt me."

You'd better make things right before you feel the gnome's wrath.

Kyrie: "Ugh, fine."

Kyrie: "Please forgive me, I meant to give you a pie."

Kyrie: "I beg of you!"

Kyrie: "AHHH!"

I told you that you'd feel his wrath!

Kyrie: "Maybe this means he forgives me!"

There's a whole lot of gardening work that needs to be done today.

The gardening bot is on the job!

Servo: "So am I. It will probably take hours, so tell those sims upstairs not to come near me for at least 5 hours."

Wade: "Kyrie is really hiding in the bathroom from a gnome? What a wimp!"

Kyrie: "Hey! I'm not hiding!"

Kyrie: "And I'm not a wimp!"

Gnome: "WHERE IS THE GREEN HAIRED SIM?!"

Kyrie, get your butt out here!

Kyrie: "Look, I'm sorry!"

Kyrie: "I'll never give you a future cube again! I'll even give you simoleons next time!"

Gnome: "Much better."

Kyrie: "Hey, I think it worked!"

Kyrie: "He really forgave me!"

Kyrie: "Does this mean I appeased a gnome?"

In the worst possible way... yes, yes you did.

Dylan's conservation outfit just keeps changing and getting weirder.

Kyrie: "The gnome was terrorising me all day, but I finally got him to stop! Therefore, I appeased him."

Elliott: "You're telling me there was a gnome terrorising you all day and I missed it?!"

Kyrie, get off your phone and get to the cake!

Happy birthday, Mackenzie!

Mackenzie: "Yay!"

Happy birthday, Kyrie!

Mackenzie aged up into a child! She's so adorable!

And Kyrie aged up into a young adult!

Mackenzie: "Are you gonna tell them now?"

Tell them what?

Mackenzie: "The big news!"

Yep! Kyrie is the generation 6 heir! However, this gen will be another double heir!

Mackenzie: "Three double heirs in a row?!"

Mackenzie: "Hopefully I'm the second heir!"

Kyrie: "Wait... that means I'm stuck here forever?"

Yep! Yay!

I'm so excited for the adventures of gen 6!

Mackenzie: "Is Kyrie really having cake after all that turkey?"

Seriously, Kyrie?!

Kyrie: "What? It's delicious."

Servo: "So you're telling me that you're the next heir? The one who loves to threaten to beat me up all the time?"

Kyrie: "Yep, you're stuck with me."

Mackenzie: "Servo should be used to the savageness by now."