Once again, Kim is outside antagonizing the neighbors. Kim: "Why are you so ugly and stupid?" |
Townie: "Who the heck are you calling ugly and stupid?!" |
Kim: "Your stupid head! Who else?" |
Townie: "Hey! I'll have you know I'm not a stupid head!" |
Kim: "I think we got off on the wrong foot. I'm Kim, nice to meet you." |
Townie: "ARGHBSISUFBUF!" |
Kim: "AHAHAHAHAHA!" |
Kim: "I told you that you were a stupid head." |
Townie: "Wait... you're a fairy? No wonder you're so annoying." |
Kim: "What's that supposed to mean?!" |
Townie: "Figure it out, cotton candy head! I thought you were smart!" |
Kim: "Oh, that's it!" Stop it, you two! |
Kim: "How dizzy are you feeling after I kicked your butt?" |
Townie: "Is everything spinning or is it just me?" |
Townie: "What the heck is going on over there with those two townies? I need to intervene." I wouldn't do that if I were you. |
Kylan, your girlfriend is outside fighting elder townies. |
Kylan: "Good for her. I'm living my best life and playing some blic bloc." Well, you're no help! |
Townie: "How dare you assault me! You'll be hearing from my lawyer!" |
Kim: "Oh, snap! Are my actions actually having consequences?" |
Townie: "Snap out of it!" *Slap* |
Kim: "Hehe... you really think that was a good idea?" Uh oh... |
Kim: "Hey, it's kinda hot out here, right? Why don't you have some of this to cool you down?" |
Townie: "Uh... what are you doing?" |
Kim: "Hehe... why isn't the drink splashing on your face?" |
Townie: "You were trying to splash a drink on my face?" |
Kim: "Uh..." |
Kim: "What the heck is wrong with this stuff?!" The townie looks very smug behind Kim. |
Kim: "Is this...?" |
It's jelly! |
Kim: "How the heck did that happen?" Beats me. |
Kylan is working on his order for his next customer. |
Aaand Kim is outside fighting with a townie... again. |
Kim: "That's what you get for the juice in my cup being jelly even though it wasn't your fault in the slightest!" |
*Sigh* What are you doing now, Kim? |
Kim: "Sending some very convincing chain emails, of course!" |
Kylan decided to buy a |
Oh gosh, what now? |
Kim: "I bind this voodoo doll to..." |
Kim: "Uh... Servo Bot!" |
Kim: "Hmm... perfect!" |
Honey, you've got a big storm comin'. |
Brynlee: "I'm just glad Kim didn't bind the voodoo doll to me, now I can enjoy my brownie in peace!" |
Servo: "Did I hear someone mention voodoo? I haven't heard about that since generation 5!" Nope... you heard nothing. |
Kim: "Let's give Servo a little stab, shall we?" |
Kim: "UGH!" |
Servo: "Hmm... I wonder how many plants need to be watered today?" Looks like the voodoo didn't work this time around. |
Kim: "My voodoo isn't working at all. Looks like it's back to the evil drawing board." |
Kylan: "Speaking of evil, why do sims call the fabricator machine evil all the time?" Do you really want to find out? |
Kylan: "On second thought, never mind." |
Kim: "Let's try this out one more time before going back to the drawing board. A TICKLE, TICKLE TICKLE!" |
Kim: "TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE!" |
Servo: "Nice weather we've been having lately, huh?" |
Kim: "Yeah, I'm tickled pink about it!" Servo: "Say what?" |
Kylan: "I love you, my little trash bag." |
You were attacked by the fabricator machine, weren't you? Kylan: "How could you tell?" |
Servo has finally reached level 10 of the baking skill! |
No more sweets for breakfast lunch and dinner, and no more crazy sugar rushed Parsons! They'll still be crazy regardless, though, won't they? *Sigh* |
Kylan: "Why?! Why did you have to wake me up?!" |
Kim: "Because I don't feel so good." |
I guess we know why Kim doesn't feel so good. Kim is pregnant! Generation 11 is on the way! |
Kim: "Babe, I'm pregnant!" |
Kylan: "You are?" |
Kim: "Yeah! They're gonna be a crazy little Parsons fairy!" |
Kylan: "A fairy and a Parsons? That's the craziest mix I've ever heard of!" |
Oh gosh, let's buckle our seatbelts... again... for the 11th time. |
Don't mind me, just admiring the Parsons' crystal collection. |
It's New Years Eve time! 🎉🥳 |
Kim: "I miss having brownies for breakfast." |
Servo: "Ugh, gross! Did the cowplant just eat me?!" |
This little thing ate you?! |
Kim: "I had a lot of fun sending chain emails. I'm gonna send them to the entire Parsons family." |
Good luck with that. |
There's 5,000 of them. |
Kim: "Don't underestimate my trolling abilities." |
Since it's the weekend and Kylan doesn't have any orders until Monday, he decided to make some more candles. He's getting pretty good with the fabrication skill! |
Brynlee: "It's a wonderful day, nothing can kill my vibe!" What's that rash on your face? |
Brynlee: "You just killed my vibe." |
Servo: *Crying* "Why do I have to upgrade the blic bloc machine but I never get time to play on it?" |
Jasmine: "I think you're getting me sick, mom." Brynlee: "Welcome to the club." |
Dwayne: "My bear custome renders me immune to all sicknesses." |
Brynlee: "Ugh, I don't know what's giving me this headache, the sickness or Dwayne's bear costume that he's been wearing non-stop for weeks!" |
Jasmine: "Dwayne's bear costume may be annoying, but it brings me joy to watch others suffer because of it... hehehe..." Okay, you've been spending way too much time with Kim. |
Brynlee: "A good old fashioned game of Don't Wake the Llama should make me feel better." |
Brynlee: "I think I found the perfect stick." |
Brynlee: "Be prepared to lose, my lovely children." |
Dwayne: "This bear costume renders me immune to all losses. Jasmine is the only loser around here." |
Jasmine: "Seriously?" |
Brynlee: "Look at me! Look at me! I got the right stick! Yay me!" |
Isaac: "Mind if I join you guys?" |
Brynlee: "Wait, I can't continue playing while I'm dizzy! Where's Servo with the medicine?!" |
Jasmine: "Hold up, I haven't uploaded a selfie to Simstagram in 5 whole hours." |
I'm so excited for generation 11! AHH! |
Kylan: "Not as excited as I am after watching my candle in this mould for 5 hours straight." |
This is almost like watching paint dry. |
Kim: "Why be boring and watch paint dry when you can be fun and prank the toilet? Hehehe..." |
Welp... this had better not backfire. |
Kim: "I'm not that stupid, right? ...Don't answer that." |
Kim: "Congratulations! You've just won a cheap vacation!" |
Kim: "This is totally not fake at all! Just send all the simoleons to the credit card with the number 123456789!" Now you're scamming sims over the phone?! |
Kylan: "My girlfriend is evil." I told you! |
Just when you thought Kim couldn't get any more evil, she decided to head out into the observatory and spy on the neighbors. |
After watching his last candle dry in the mould for hours, Kylan decided to make another candle almost immediately. |
Kim: "Woah! These neighbors have a huge pool and a yellow dog with marks all over it that look like ice cream!" That's your backyard! |
Servo has been working on his comedy routine all afternoon, he's exhausted, but simultaneously playful! |
Brynlee: "You look hot eating that grilled chicken, babe." |
Isaac: "Oh, stop it, you!" |
Servo: "Where the heck did all these chain emails come from?" |
Uh... I have no idea... |
Milkshake ran away, but came back within just a few hours once he realized he's living in luxury. |
Brynlee: "Aww, don't ever run away again, my precious one!" |
Brynlee: *Sniff, sniff* "What the heck is that smell?!" |
Milkshake: "It's certainly not me. You got any treats, or what?" |
Servo decided to give Milkshake a much needed brush and some welcome home pets. |
Isaac: *Gasp!* "Why the heck does my wife smell like an alley cat?!" |
Kim: "That's not nice, alley cats smell good." |
Milkshake: "What you lookin' at?" |
Ice Cream is obsessed with the pool, she's constantly sporadically splashing in it. |
Jasmine: "Ugh, don't say 'splashing'! I gotta pee!" |
Kim: "Would the words 'trickle, flow or waterfall' be more appropriate?" You really are evil, aren't you? |
Kim: "Hey, you wanna woohoo in the observatory? It's super private up here!" |
Kylan: "Are you serious?" |
Kylan: "What if someone somehow sees us through the huge magnifying glass?!" |
Kim: "Come on, it'll be fun!" |
I never even knew sims could do this, but okay. |
Kylan: "That was fun." Kim: "I gotta pee!" |
Kim: "But, it was so much fun!" |
Kim: "Can you smell anything in that bear costume, by any chance?" |
Dwayne: "No, why?" |
Kim: "Oh... no reason..." |
Kim: *Fart* |
Isaac: *Sniff, sniff* |
Isaac: "Ugh, what the heck is that smell?! It smells like rotten eggs that have been sitting in a sewerage for 1,000 years, and were extracted using a dead animal!" |
Kim: "Does it really smell that bad?" |
Kim: "I think it was you that farted, maybe you should go see a doctor." |
Isaac: "What? Me? But I haven't-" |
Kim: *Flick* Isaac: "Woah!" |
Isaac: "I completely lost my track of thought, what were we talking about again?" |
Kim: "Oh, nothing..." |
Kim: "Have you heard that I'm a criminal mastermind, by the way?!" |
Isaac: "Sure you are." |
Kylan is getting very good at the fabrication skill! |
What the heck?! |
Kylan: "Where the heck did that come from? Am I getting sick?" |
Jasmine: "What the heck was that? Are you as afraid as I am?" |
Ice Cream: "I'm not afraid. You got any treats?" |
Kim: "Phew, that was not a good bathroom trip at all!" Eww! Look at the toilet! |
What the heck have you been eating?! Kim: "Mind your business!" |
It's Egg Day time! 🥚🐰🌸🌼 |
Kim: "Woohoo! I scammed another townie, we're gonna be rich!" You're already rich! Is three million simoleons not enough for you?! |
Kylan made a beautiful aqua candle, it goes perfectly with the dining area. Too bad it'll burn out within a few hours. |
Emmitt: "Hey, mom and dad!" Isaac: "See, honey? I told you we're not completely insane and that our kids wouldn't move away forever and never return!" |
Brynlee: "What a relief!" |
Servo: "Yes! I've got this gaming tournament in the bag!" |
Kim: "Servo seems to be doing great with his gaming tournament. It'd be a shame if someone..." |
Kim: "Spilt water on him..." |
*Splash!* |
Servo: "Is everything spinning, or is it just me?" Looks like Servo is a bit dazed after Kim's voodoo. |
Servo: "I feel... weird... strange... indescribable. Did I win the gaming tournament?" Nope, Kim ruined your chances. |
Once again, Ice Cream is out swimming. She's obsessed with the pool. |
These two poufs would not sell on Brynlee's Plopsy for so long, so I decided to add them to Brynlee and Isaac's bedroom. They fit in quite well! |
I also decided to add some of Brynlee's other knitted items since she no longer has a crafting room. |
Speaking of knitting, Brynlee is busy knitting some baby clothes for her grandchild on the way. |
Brynlee: "They'll be almost as perfect as my grandchild." |
Brynlee: "Do you know if you're having a boy or a girl yet?" |
Brynlee: "I've already knitted 19,428 baby girl clothes, so it had better be a girl." Kim: "Save me!" |
Ice Cream has been very energetic lately, so Isaac decided to take her for a walk. |
She was very happy about that. |
Kim: "I think I'm ready to pop this baby out." Is that code for 'I'm in labor'? |
Kylan looks surprisingly calm. |
They both look calm... too calm. |
Woohoo! Generation 11 is here! |
It's a boy! 💙 Introducing Finley Parsons! |
Brynlee is a very excited and proud new grandma! |
Brynlee: "Looks like I'd better knit some boy clothes!" |