Chapter 135

Generation 6 Heir: Kyrie Parsons

This generation will be another double heir. (Yep, three in a row) Stay tuned to find out who the other heir/heiress will be!

Kyrie: "I'm outta here, my dudes."

Kyrie: "Hi, just checking for the 40th time to make sure my flight isn't cancelled. I'm desperate to get away from my crazy family."

Kyrie travelled to Selvadorada! He loves archaeology and exploring the jungle and getting away from the Parsons'.

Uh oh, looks like it's rainy.

Kyrie: "Not on my watch."

Kyrie used his mermaid powers to clear the skies.

Kyrie: "Let's check this place out!"

Kyrie: "It's nice in here."

Kyrie: "I'd better have a peanut butter jelly sandwich before I go. Please don't start singing-"

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

Looks like Kyrie's mermaid call to clear the skies worked! Now it's perfect weather to explore the jungle in.

Kyrie: "This shower is fancy! Look how clean it made me!"

Kyrie may be in Selvadorada, but it's Spooky Day time! He'll be back home before Spooky Day, though.

This place is gorgeous. 🌈

Merchant: "Come and get some essential jungle exploring supplies!"

Kyrie: "Huh?"

Kyrie: "Hey! Get away from me, bugs!"

Kyrie: "I hate bugs!"

Not what a jungle explorer should be saying, Kyrie.

Kyrie: "I'll take everything."

Kyrie: "Luckily we almost have one million simoleons, I can buy whatever I want."

Don't get so smug.

Kyrie: "Hey there! Thanks for the supplies, it's gonna be a big help in the jungle."

Merchant: "You're very welcome!"

Kyrie: "This place is so beautiful. So, any tips I should know about before exploring the jungle?"

Merchant: "If you see a spider the size of your head by any chance, run."

Kyrie: "Good to know, thank you so much!"

Kyrie began exploring Selvadorada. It's huge!

He's already found a rock to dig up some gems.

Kyrie: "There'd better be something good here."

You're already getting impatient? It's your first dig of the day!

Kyrie: "Hey, I found a gem that's never been found by our family before! I'm the glue that holds this family together."

Kyrie found a digging site!

Hopefully he'll find something good!

Kyrie: "This is a whole lotta dirt."

Kyrie: "Hmm... interesting."

This had better be good. He's been digging for a while.

Kyrie: "Let me take a picture so I can examine this."

Kyrie: "I think I've almost got it."

Kyrie: "Hey! More bugs?!"

Kyrie: "Why are there so many bugs in the jungle?"

Really?

Kyrie: "I found some ancient bone dust in that digging site!"

Wow... great.

I can't complain, it was his first digging site, after all.

Time for Kyrie to dig a little more.

You're doing amazing, sweetie!

Kyrie: "This is such hard work!"

Kyrie: "And there's even more bugs?!"

Kyrie found an old knife while digging.

Time to dig again!

Kyrie: "I think there might be something great here."

After shovelling more dirt...

And hammering some more rocks, Kyrie didn't find much this time.

At least he has this beautiful scenery to look at.

Kyrie: "Why are rocks so hard?!"

Kyrie has been doing a great job so far. Hopefully he finds his first clump of dirt to extract soon.

Kyrie came across an avocado tree! The Parsons' don't have an avocado tree yet back at home, so of course, he had to pick some avocados straight away to add to the garden.

Before his next adventure, Kyrie decided to buy a few more essentials from the markets.

Huh? What's this?

Kyrie: "It looks interesting. I think I should read the sign before removing the vines, though."

Kyrie: "DO NOT ENTER."

Kyrie: "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE."

Kyrie: "Sounds great. I'm going in!"

Kyrie began to chop the branches and vines with his machete.

Kyrie: "This is even harder than excavating dirt sites and fossils."

You're only doing this to extract more dirt sites and fossils.

Kyrie: "Great..."

You're almost there!

Kyrie: "Ugh! This is so tiring!"

Kyrie: "And it's starting to rain?! Just my luck!"

Kyrie: "Hey! I finally cleared the path!"

Kyrie: "Alright, that was a long walk, but I'm finally on the other side. Wait... what's that buzzing noise?"

Kyrie: "AH! MORE BUGS!"

Kyrie: "Please don't come near me!"

Kyrie: "Thank gosh."

Kyrie found another avocado plant.

And he made it to area 2!

Let's see what he can excavate while he's here.

You're very brave for going across this bridge.

Kyrie: "This ol' thang? This is nothing!"

Selvadorada is so beautiful, I can't get over it.

Kyrie found another dig pile.

Kyrie: "This one is extra cool."

Kyrie: "Hmm... it looks like it might contain a relic."

Kyrie: "I was right!"

You found a dirt clump, you won't know if it's a relic until you extract it.

Kyrie found a black bean plant. The Parsons' also don't have this in their garden yet, so Kyrie made sure to harvest it.

He also found another dig pile.

Kyrie: "This never gets any easier!"

Townie: "You like my moustache?"

Kyrie: "Oh... yeah! It's so cool!"

Kyrie: "You think I can grow a crazy moustache like this guy?"

Not a chance.

Kyrie: "It was worth a shot."

More excavating.

And more dig sites.

Kyrie: "I've been doing this all day! I'm hungry and tired!"

Okay, fine. You can go back to the house now.

Kyrie: "Yay!"

You're gonna have to cook for yourself, Servo isn't here to do it for you.

Kyrie: "Say what?"

This is the clump of dirt Kyrie found. It's huge! Hopefully it contains an authentic relic.

Kyrie: "Hopefully this grilled cheese sandwich doesn't suck."

Kyrie: "It sucks."

Kyrie: "I'm inviting Servo next time so he can cook for me and clean up after me."

Kyrie: "Alright."

Kyrie: "Time to see what's in this bad boy."

Kyrie: "I can already see it shining."

Kyrie: "I hope it's authentic."

Kyrie: "Wouldn't wanna go through all this for nothing."

Is it looking promising?

Kyrie: "Hmm... interesting."

Kyrie: "Seems like it's unbreakable."

Kyrie: "That's a really good sign!"

Kyrie: "I've got a good feeling about this relic."

Kyrie is almost finished extracting the relic.

Kyrie: "Interesting..."

While extracting the relic, Kyrie reached level 3 of the archaeology skill.

This means he will be able to authenticate the relic himself instead of having to send it away.

You're almost there!

Kyrie: "Oh yeah! All finished!"

Well? Is it real?

Kyrie: "Yep! It's 100% authentic! Woohoo!"

Hooray, Kyrie! You're very lucky that your first relic was authentic and not fake.

Kyrie: "It's not luck, it's skill."

Kyrie: "I searched all day for that relic. I'm exhausted."

Time for some much needed rest for Kyrie. He'll be back with the Parsons' tomorrow, so he'd better enjoy this peace while it lasts.

Kyrie: "I'm already back with my crazy family?"

Kyrie: "Can't I go back into the jungle with the bugs?"

Not yet.

Kyrie: "Aww, man."

Don't worry, soon you'll be in the jungle all the time.

Mackenzie: "Yay! Kyrie is home!"

Emily: "I can't wait to hear all about his jungle adventures!"

Penelope: "Me either! I've heard crazy things about Selvadorada."

Happy birthday, Cashew!

Kyrie: "Yay, Cashew!"

Cashew aged up into an elder!

Kyrie: "I'm not ready for Cashew to be old."

Kyrie: "Ah, one thing I've missed is not having to cook my own meals and having everything prepared and ready for me. Thanks, Servo."

Wade: "Kyrie is home already? I have to hear him complaining all the time again?"

Yep, sorry, Wade.