Paisley: "Maybe today will be a good day for me." Hopefully things start looking up for Paisley. |
Zhora: "Can we have lobster thermidor for breakfast everyday?!" |
Elodie: "Now we're gonna have lobster breath." |
Paisley: "It's worth it, I love lobster thermidor!" |
Elodie: "That explains why your breath always smells like lobster." |
Zhora: "Does my breath always smell like lobster too?" |
Landon: "I don't want lobster breath, I'll have the leftover grand meal instead." |
Paisley: "BLEUGH!" Paisley could barely finish her lobster breakfast without feeling sick and throwing up again. |
Servo: "Would you mind? I'm trying to clean in here." |
Paisley: "ACK! BLEUGH!" |
Paisley: "My lobster!" |
Paisley: "Well... I guess I know why I've been feeling so sick lately." |
Paisley is pregnant! She wasn't expecting this at all! |
Paisley: "I'm gonna be such a good mommy, look how well I take care of my trash bag." |
Paisley: "Ugh, this morning sickness is horrible!" |
Paisley: "Am I gonna throw up again?!" |
Paisley: "There's one thing I need to try to do before I throw up again." |
Paisley: "Try to talk to Deven. Hopefully he's napping in the dumpster this time." |
Will Deven forgive Paisley? Let's hope so. |
Paisley: "I think he's in the dumpster, I can hear snoring." |
Deven: "Zzz..." |
Paisley: "Deven?" |
Paisley: "Open up, it's me... Paisley." |
YEET. |
Deven: "Don't worry, dumpster, I'll be back in a moment." |
Paisley: "Why the heck have you been ignoring me?!" |
Deven: "You tell me." |
Paisley: "No, you tell me! I've been trying to call and text you nonstop, Deven!" |
Deven: "Do you seriously forgot that you humiliated me and made me the laughing stock of the entire town?" |
Deven: "Do you not remember all the times you broke up with me and refused to speak to me?" |
Paisley: "But I always did speak to you eventually, right?" |
Deven: "So what? That doesn't mean I have to forgive you, Paisley. What you did was wrong." |
Paisley: "But do you miss me?" |
Deven: "I mean... of course I do. You're my blueberry." |
Deven: "I just don't know if I can forgive you yet-" |
Paisley: "Come on, you know you miss your blueberry. You just said it!" |
Deven: "I miss you more than anything! Your smile, your laugh, your purple eyes that I imagine taste like grapes... mmm... grapes. What were we talking about again?" |
Paisley: "We were talking about how much we love and miss each other. I miss your adorable dumb, clumsy, handsome self." |
Deven: "You do?! I completely forgot why I was even ignoring you in the first place, what was the reason again?" |
Paisley: "Mission accomplished... uh... I mean... I forgot too. Let's kiss and make up, though. I'm tired of fighting." |
Paisley: "Never ignore me again, stupid head." |
Deven: "Of course not, blueberry head!" |
Paisley: "You know I love you, right?" |
Deven: "And I love you too, more than anything." |
Paisley: "More than anything, you say?" |
Deven: "Yeah, even more than the dumpster... but I still love the dumpster." |
Paisley: "Oh... do you, now? Why don't we have some fun in the dumpster, then?" |
Paisley: "Oh, and by the way, you're gonna be a daddy." |
Deven: "What?! I am?!" |
Deven: "You're pregnant?" |
Paisley: "Yep, we're gonna have a dumb little blueberry baby." |
*Kiss* |
Deven: "Woah!" |
Why does this have to occur every time these two are within close proximity of a dumpster? |
Que the bugs and the random feet sticking out of the dumpster. |
Deven & Paisley: "Woah!" |
Deven: "I've missed that almost as much as I missed you." |
Paisley: "Me too! It also has an added bonus of extra forgiveness points." |
Deven & Paisley: "Hahahahaha!" |
Paisley: "Need a hand, stupid head?" |
Deven: "Shouldn't I be the one helping you up? You're carrying our little blueberry in there." |
Paisley: "So? That doesn't make me any less strong." |
Deven: "I didn't think it would." |
Paisley: "You have no idea how much I've missed you." |
Deven: "You're being so sweet. I should be the one who dumps you more often." |
Paisley: "No matter what, though, we still stick together like glue." |
Deven: "Yeah, we're like super glue. Super glue is extra strong, I've accidentally stuck my hands together with super glue so many times... at least 10 times... wait... 10 after 12, right?" |
Deven: "I'm getting better at math, right?" |
Paisley: "Hehehe, nope, but I love your stupid head." |
*Kiss* |
Welp, once again... |
It's been confirmed that these two are absolutely crazy. |
But, they're also absolutely crazy about each other. |
Paisley: "While we're here, there's some sweet deals I need to dive for." |
Deven: "You mean the random table? I saw it in there too." |
Deven: "Maybe there's even some dining chairs in there!" |
Paisley: "I found the table, but no dining chairs." |
Deven: "At least we can sell the table for some extra simoleons." |
Deven: "Well... I guess I'd better get home, then." |
Paisley: "Nope, pack your bags. You're moving in with me, dummy." |
With one more sim in the house using up the utilities, it's even more crucial that the Parsons save as much water as possible. |
How can they do this? With the water generator. |
It's a lot harder than I thought it'd be to retain water. |
Every time Paisley uses the water generator, she gets more and more suspicious that it's not eco-friendly. |
Paisley: "I mean... how can something that runs on fuel be eco-friendly?" Because it's saving water, now hush. |
Paisley: "Ugh, I feel sick yet again." |
Deven: "Maybe a grilled cheese sandwich will make Paisley feel better." |
Deven: "Mmm... grilled cheese..." |
Servo: "Please... I've been cleaning all day... let me have a break and watch TV!" |
Landon: "No. Mop up my puddle in the bathroom." |
Deven: "Will the robot clean my dish too? That robot is the coolest thing ever!" |
Uh, I don't think that's how you do laundry, Paisley. |
There you go. |
Paisley: "Does this ever get easier?" |
Really, Deven? More grilled cheese?! |
Servo: "Landon was being mean to me!" Elodie: "Landon, were you being mean to Servo?" |
Landon: "Maybe..." |
Deven: "Hehehe... I didn't just drop the entire pepper all over my grilled cheese sandwich... not at all..." |
Paisley has finally finished washing the laundry. |
After losing the bugs to the recent house fire, the Parsons decided to get some new bugs. Servo and Paisley are the most excited about that, of course. |
They purchased the bombardier beetles again, but this time, instead of grubs, they decided to get some crickets. |
Paisley: "You're the cutest thing ever, Mr. Cricket." |
Deven: "You think Paisley will be mad if we try to eat the new bugs?" |
Jaxton: "That would be bad... really bad." |
Zhora: "I'll arrange his funeral." |
Elodie decided to take a nap before the New Years countdown to midnight. |
Looks like the cats like the grilled cheese sandwiches. |
I wonder if everyone else will like them. |
Deven: "Everyone else? You mean I have to share my grilled cheese sandwiches?" |
You're really being greedy after making 50 plates of grilled cheese sandwiches? |
The bugs are thriving! |
Paisley: "You hear that, little guy? You're thriving already!" |
Servo: "Ha-ha! If y'all make me clean up your unnecessary messes one more time, a cricket is going in your pillow tonight!" |
Jaxton: "You wouldn't dare!" |
Zhora: "Looks like we're gonna have to form another plan to get rid of the bugs, the first one was only temporarily successful." Excuse me... what?! |
Rosie: "Did she just admit to eliminating the bugs?" |
Paisley: "I've been playing with the bugs all day, I forgot to pee!" |
To no surprise, the Parsons are having grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner. They'll probably be having them for every meal for the next few days. Deven made waaay too many grilled cheese sandwiches. |
Elodie: "I'm not complaining, I love grilled cheese sandwiches so much." |
Paisley: "You know what's better than grilled cheese sandwiches? Confetti!" |
Zhora: "You're right!" |
Zhora: "My confetti is prettier and more colorful than yours, though!" |
Paisley: "Ugh." |
Paisley: "I don't think that grilled cheese sandwich agreed with me." |
Everyone is loving the New Years TV this year! |
How exciting! |
Paisley: "Hahahahaha! This is the best New Years TV ever!" |
Zhora: "It's absolutely hilarious!" |
Deven: "Wait, I think my soap opera is on tonight." |
Deven: "Do you guys mind if I change the channel? OOPS!" |
Uh oh... |
Everyone: "DEVEN!" |
Deven: "What?! I was trying to watch my soap opera!" |
Everyone: "HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE SO STUPID!" |
Deven: "That's not nice." |
Looks like Deven can't be trusted with the remote. |
Zhora: "I won't let him go anywhere the TV now. I'm the guard dog." |
The New Years TV never ceases to be very... interesting. |
Paisley: "That's why we love it so much, it's as crazy as us!" |
Somehow no one noticed, but Servo was abducted by aliens! |
Let's hope that robots can't get pregnant. |
Jax, where are you going? |
Jaxton: "What's that strange light?" |
Jaxton: "Hey! What's going on?!" |
Is that a UFO?! |
Another alien abduction?! |
Jaxton: "Haven't I been around aliens enough my whole life?!" |
Two alien abductions in one night?! |
And somehow, no one noticed that Jax and Servo were gone. Elodie: "Hehe... they're joking about chicken butts on the New Years TV." |
Time for the countdown to midnight! |
Everyone: "Shashoobee!" |
Everyone: "SHASHOOBEE!" |
Everyone: "WOOHOO!" |
Zhora: "Happy New Year!" |
Everyone: "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" |
Everyone: "WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" |
Everyone: "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" |
Zhora: "Happy New Year, my lovely daughter!" |
Elodie: "Happy New Year, son!" |
*Kiss* |
Deven: "Happy New Year, my love." |
Paisley: "Happy New Year, stupid head. I love you." |
Right after the countdown to midnight, Servo was brought back down by the aliens. |
I wonder if he'll have a story to tell. |
Servo: "Ah, finally!" |
Servo! There you are! What happened up there?! Servo: "I cannot discuss what happened." |
What? Why? Servo: "Hey! Look at my mechanical arm!" |
Servo: "You see it? Isn't it so cool?" So, you're really not gonna spill the beans? |
Paisley: "Why don't you say Happy New Year to our little blueberry, too?" |
Deven: "I'd love to!" |
How sweet is this? |
Deven: "Happy New Year, little one!" |
Paisley: "I think they're kicking you." |
I can't wait for generation 9 to arrive! |
Deven: "They're definitely kicking me!" |
Paisley: "I bet they're already crazy." The craziness starts early around here. |
Oop, looks like Jax is finally being returned by the UFO. |
Here he comes. |
Jaxton: "Woah..." |
Jax?! What happened up there?! Jaxton: "What do you mean?" |
What do I mean?! You were just abducted by aliens! What happened?! Jaxton: "Things happened up there that cannot be explained." |
Jaxton: "I think the aliens might have sent me crazy!" You were already crazy. |
Jaxton: "Yeah, you're right." |