Chapter 123

Zayn: "Oh, don't mind me..."

Zayn: "Just buying 99 vet treats for my 1000 pets."

Yep, I kid you not, he really bought 99 vet treats. The Parsons' could have never done this while they were poor. Thanks, money trees!

Vet: "You could have at least made an appointment, jerk."

Zayn: "And deal with angry cats and dogs wearing cones? No thank you."

Penelope: "That bird flying near uncle Zayn is creepy."

Zayn: "Hey! She's not creepy. Don't listen to her, Athena."
Athena: "Inferniate her. Come on, you know you want to."

Dylan has been working on her charisma skill for her career.

Dylan: "Alright, time to practise some friendly greetings."

Dylan: "Hi! Uh... have you ever considered not littering? That didn't sound very friendly. Let me start again."

Wow, Maya. It's very nice of you to make a plate of burgers for the whole family.

Maya: "Who said I'm sharing them?"

Servo: "Ah, this thing keeps crying. What do I do?"

Servo: "Hey! It stopped! I'm an expert."

Penelope: "Honey is my new favorite snack."

Penelope: "It just gets more and more delicious every single time!"

Penelope: "Let me take a selfie, that honey made my lips look kinda glossy."

What a cutie.

Zayn: "Hey, Cashew... wanna save yourself a trip to the vet? Here's a wellness treat."

Ally: "Thank gosh. If one of them isn't sick, it's the other one. I can't keep up."

Time for P to get back to working on her school project.

Her grade improved to a B today! She'll get to an A in no time.

Cashew: "That wellness treat was yummy."

Wade: "Time to go spearfishing."

Kyrie: "Time to steal one of grandma's burgers."

Olive: "That kid beat me to it."

Penelope: "My robot is coming along quite nicely."

Yeah, it sure is.

Button may look big in this picture...

But in reality, he's tiny.

Wade: "Ah!"

Wade: "That was a great spearfishing session. I didn't catch anything, but oh well. Now, time to go on the canoe."

Corbin: "What if Maya catches us eating her burgers?"
Ally: "Then we take another burger."

Whiskers: "Leave some for me."

Kyrie: "Grandma's burgers are yummy in my tummy!"

Fifi: "Did someone say burgers?"

Button: "Burgers?"

Button: "I hope someone saved some for me."

Wade is riding off into the sunset.

We'll see him again at midnight, he'll probably be starving and almost peeing himself. It happens every time.

P finished her school project!

Penelope: "Check out my robot!"

Penelope: "It's cool, right?"

The coolest thing ever!

It's like a mini servo.

P has been progressing a lot in her education and logic skill. She's been doing such a great job, she'll definitely be accepted into the marine biologist degree.

Ally: "Why is my daughter so smart? The Parsons' are supposed to be dumb!"

Penelope: "Okay, time to increase my logic skill before I make a start on my homework."

I think P and Kalani are the only smart Parsons to ever exist. Can we please make this a trend?

P just doesn't stop. She's a learning machine.

Kyrie: "I wanna be just like P when I grow up!"

Looks like the smart trend is passing on... hopefully.

Brooke: "Why is that dog so filthy?"

Princess: "Because I hate baths! Catch me if you can!"

Wade: "Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee. Come on! Why is this canoe so slow?! I'm gonna pee myself!"

Princess: "She caught me and put me in the bath tub. I'm gonna go jump in some puddles after this."

Button: "That robot thing is creepy."

Servo: "Me? Creepy? Never! Wanna see my head do a 360 spin?"

The lily plant has evolved into perfect quality!

Olive: "Feed us! Please!"

Servo: "Why do you ask me this every day? You have an automatic food bowl. What more do you want?"

Wade: "Ugh, I gotta pee! But I'm stuck in the water!"

Stuck behind what?! Just get out and pee already!

Wade: "I wonder if honey tastes just as good while sitting on the toilet."

Gross!

Wade: "Mmm..."

Wade: "Hey! It tastes even better!"

Elliott aged up into a toddler!

He looks exactly like Dylan with Wade's eyes.

Uh oh... we know what this means.

Dylan is pregnant again!

Dylan: "Bring on baby number 3!"

Dylan: "Wait... what if it's also baby number 4?"

Maya: "Say what?"

Elliott: "I don't want another baby around here."

Elliott: "Why can't I be the youngest?"

Why do random townies keep entering the house and drinking water?!

The Parsons sure do love grilled fruit.

Lemon: "The townie gave me a treat."

Uh... Zayn... you know you're not supposed to be cooking, right?

Zayn: "Why?"

We interrupt this program to bring you an adorable moment. Okay, continue.

That's why!

Zayn: "I just wanted some potatoes."

I can't believe you defied the rules again! You know that only Servo is allowed to cook.

Zayn: "Relax, I've got this handled."

Zayn: "I'm still hungry. Do you think the potatoes are burnt?"

Corbin: "Why does it smell like smoke out here? Were you cooking, Zayn?"

Zayn: "I was hungry. You understand, right?"

Corbin: "No. You're beyond stupid."

Penelope: "I'm the only smart one around here."

Dylan: "Time to call and check the progress on the new littering laws."

Dylan: "Hi, it's Dylan Parsons, conservationist extraordinaire.

Dylan: "I was just calling to check in on how my new littering laws are coming along."

Environmental Manager: "Ah, yes. They're coming along quite nicely."
Dylan: "That's great news!"

Environmental Manager: "The process is about 40% complete. We should have the new laws implemented within a few days. Call back tomorrow and check in again."
Dylan: "I sure will, thank you so much for your time."

Dylan: "I can't wait to fine sims simoleons for littering."

Dylan: "You wanna hear how the new littering laws are coming along, dad?"

Zayn: "Littering what?"

Dylan: "Yeah, sims will now be fined for littering. The laws should be implemented within the next few days."

Zayn: "Great... those laws don't apply to me, right?"

Dylan: "They apply to every sim in Sulani, dad. It's going to save so many animals from living in trash filled oceans."

Zayn: "Wow, that's great. I'm so proud of you, Dyl."

Maya: "And then all the crazy sims danced for eternity. The end."

Kyrie: "Is this book about our family, grandma?"

Wade is back at it again.

His fishing skill has improved a lot. He's almost mastered it.

And, of course, the seagulls watch him all day every day.

Ally: "Thank goodness the seagulls don't watch me on the waterslide."

Welcome home, mood swing 1 and mood swing 2.

The green bean plant has evolved into perfect quality!

Elliott: "Can you read me the stories about the crazy sims, grandma?"

Maya: "Of course, Elliott. It will prepare you to grow up in this crazy family."

Why are y'all being cute all of a sudden? They must be planning something.

Another selfie.

Servo is upgrading the TV again.

Hands up if you gotta pee!

Dylan: "I do! I do!"

Whiskers: "I smell... food."

Brotherly love.

They're so adorable!

Penelope: "Haha! I flicked your nose!"

Brooke: "Woah, you really did!"

Brooke: "Hahaha! That was hilarious! You got me!"
Penelope: "Oh, shucks."

Penelope: "I'm still mad at you for wearing my top."

Brooke: "Please don't voodoo me."

The boys are enjoying their meals.

Kyrie: "That burger was delicious!"

Elliott: "I wanted a burger! Servo made me chicken."

Penelope: "Servo makes me my favorite food whenever I want... or else."

Brooke: "I'm not scared of P. Nope, not at all..."

Dylan: "Hi, it's Dylan Parsons, conservationist extraordinaire. I was just checking in on the new littering laws again."

Environmental Manager: "Hello there, Dylan. The laws are about 60% implemented. They should be in full effect very soon."
Dylan: "That's great to hear! Thanks for the update."

Wade is very happy to be home from work.

Maya has achieved level 9 fitness skill just from going on the waterslide all day. Touché.

How was this plant revived?!

Zayn: "With the herbio spell."

Zayn decided to use the spell on a bunch of plants which randomly died for no reason in one day.

Zayn: "Let's bring this trash plant back to life."

Lovely!

Zayn: "Now I'm really the gardening genius!"

Dylan: "Isn't conservation the best, aunt Ally?"
Ally: "Oh... yeah... it's the best, Dyl. Not like you've mentioned this 100 times in the past 24 hours or anything."

Looks like Ally's glasses are glitched again. It's driving me nuts!

Dylan: "I'll mention it another 100 times."

Kyrie: "Superheroes are the best!"

Zayn: "Servo is a bit busy right now, I'm about to become the bee keeper pro."

Zayn: "Hey, I think they like me."

Zayn: "They might even like me more than Servo."

Hey, where did this pomegranate tree come from?!

Zayn: "Herbio strikes again."

I didn't know you could make a plant appear out of nowhere with the herbio spell.

Zayn: "Neither did I, let's try it out again."

Zayn: "Herbio!"

A mandrake? Awesome!

Zayn: "Don't gotta tell me twice. I know it's awesome."

Zayn: "Now it just needs some water."

And a valerian root? I love the herbio spell! The Parsons already had these plants, but more plants can't hurt, right?

P must have had a good day at school.

Penelope: "What's Sophia sending me?"

Penelope: "That embarrassing picture of me again?!"

Penelope: "Why does she keep haunting me with this?! Didn't she learn anything from the voodoo?!"

Servo: "And that's when I said, no, you cook tonight. But then the whole kitchen nearly burnt down."

Maya: "That happens every time a Parsons family member cooks."

Elliott: "I'm driving!"

Say what?!

Oh, thank goodness.

Kyrie: "Why can't we drive a real car?"

Penelope: "Because cars aren't in The Sims 4."

Another catch for Wade.

There's always a lot of beautiful fish swimming in this area.

Why is Servo so tired? Because he's been working hard lately to build himself a Servo wife.

He's been feeling a bit lonely lately, and he wants to experience love. How sweet!

Penelope: "When did Servo become so corny?"

Dylan: "I hope I can improve my logic skill before work tomorrow."

Kyrie: "Where the burgers at?"

P is the moodiest teenager ever.

Kyrie: "I can't wait to be a moody teenager!"

Nope, I won't allow it.

Kyrie: "But why? It looks funny! P is always mad for no reason."

Hooray! Wade has reached level 10 of the fishing skill! By doing this, he has also completed his aspiration, 'angling ace'. I'm so proud of him!

Wade: "Oh yeah, I'm a natural."

Kyrie: "Yay, daddy!"

Happy birthday, Kyrie!

Kyrie aged up into a child! He's so adorable! He is his daddy's twin.

Dylan ran straight downstairs for a slice of cake.

It's go time, y'all!

Dylan: "Why does Wade never wake up for this?"

Wade: "Zzz... hehehe... chicken butts are funny.... zzz."

Dylan: "Really?"

Wade: "Dylan! I'm sorry I didn't realise you were in labor, okay?! You didn't have to kick me out of the room!"

Dylan: "Here we go."

It's twin girls! 💖 Introducing Summer Parsons!

And Sariah Parsons!

Dylan: "I really just birthed twins? I'm a boss."

Luckily, Servo was able to help Dylan with the twins while Wade rushed to work.

They're so adorable. I'm so happy Wade and Dylan had twins!

Kyrie: "Did you just say twins?!"