Elijah is excited for his first day at work! |
Paisley: "I'm excited for my 38,573rd day at work!" |
Elijah: "This community space may be ugly right now, but it has so much potential!" |
He's right! I can't wait to see this place turn into a maker space! |
Elijah: "How do you know we're gonna win the votes?" Because we rig it by voting for one vote 50 times, duh. |
Elijah's first work task of the day is to acquire some recycled materials. |
Elijah: "This is easy! And kinda fun." |
You're definitely your mother's son. |
Is this Paisley's son too? |
Elijah: "Here come the recycled materials!" |
Elijah: "Awesome! I love using the recycling machine!" |
Tina: "You mind sharing some recycled materials with your friendly neighbor?" |
Elijah: "Yes, I do mind." |
Gage: "What if that neighbor was cute like me?" |
Elijah: "I guess I wouldn't mind in that case." |
Elijah: "I'm Elijah, by the way." |
Gage: "I'm Gage, nice to meet you!" |
Gage: "I've been trying to use the recycling machine all day, but it always malfunctions on me." |
Elijah: "Even more than the fabricator machine?" |
Gage: "What? No way! Nothing malfunctions more than that thing!" |
Elijah: *Is this my soulmate?* |
Gage: "That fabricator machine has dipped me in dye more times than I can count!" |
Elijah: "Hey, me too!" |
Gage: "Does it get even more aggressive the more you fight back?" |
Elijah: "Yeah, and then it just throws you out like nothing!" |
Looks like the Parsons aren't the only victim of the fabricator machine's evilness. |
Gage: "I'm glad you spoke to me. I just moved in here a few weeks ago, but I'm having a lot of trouble with the townies. They're so rude." |
Elijah: "Forget those townies, you can always roll with me." |
Elijah: "I can even help you with the recycling machine!" |
Gage: "Thanks! I really appreciate that." |
Gage: "Hey, a few of my friends from my old town and I are going down to the bar in Port Promise tonight, you wanna join us?" |
Elijah: "Yeah, I'd love to." |
Gage: "Sounds great, I'll see you there, Elijah." |
Elijah: "See you tonight!" |
Elijah felt butterflies. |
He couldn't wait to meet up with Gage later tonight. |
Back at home, Deven is knitting again! |
Deven: "Focus... focus..." This is the most focused Deven has been in his life. |
Elijah: "You mean he's not focused on being the most stupid sim to ever exist every single day?" |
Deven: "Wow... and to think I was knitting some socks for him." |
Elijah: "I guess I'd better start my next work task of the day." |
Elijah has to draft municipal draft on his electronic drafting tablet. |
Elijah: "How does my mom do this?" |
Elijah: "I can't wait until I'm promoted to Green Technician and drafting eco inventions instead." |
Don't be so hard on yourself, you're doing great, Elijah! |
Deven: "Really? You never encourage me like that!" You're doing great too, Deven. |
Deven: "These are some strange looking socks." |
Elijah: "I guess I'd better present my concept to a townie." |
Elijah: "Hey there, neighbor!" |
Townie: "Hi..." |
Elijah: "How do you feel about universal smog vacuums?" |
Townie: "Universal what?" |
Elijah: "You know, smog vacuums? The things that have the potential to clear polluted air?" |
Elijah: "Having one of these assigned to each area would increase the eco-footprint everywhere, not just in Evergreen Harbor. Isn't that amazing?" |
Townie: "Hmm... I guess so." |
Elijah: "You don't seem interested. Were you a victim of my mom's forced eco upgrades by any chance?" |
Townie: "Yes. I've been showering with recycled water for years now. I don't wanna hear it." |
Elijah: "But this is different! This concept is nothing but good!" |
Townie: "No it's not. What if I like dirty brown skies?" |
Elijah: "Who the heck likes dirty brown skies? Are you just trying to disagree with me?" |
Elijah: "I almost got through to her. Looks like this is going to be harder than I thought. Now I know why it took my mom such a long time to clean up Evergreen Harbor." |
Elijah: "Ugh, I have to recycle again?" Just pretend the scraps are that townie's head. |
Elijah: "Hehehe... ehehehehe... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Okay, you're enjoying this a little too much... |
Sprinkles: "As long as you're a kitten, I'm the queen bee around here." |
Pippa: "Oh, is that so?" |
Pippa: "Guess it's time to age up, then." |
Pippa aged up into an adult! |
Look at that smile! |
Elijah: "How many more times do I need to play chess?" A lot more times. |
Deven: "I'm glad I took up knitting instead of the logic skill." Your tiny brain couldn't handle the logic skill, my lovely. |
The cats really own this house, don't they? |
Elijah went down to the bar in Port Promise to meet Gage. |
Elijah: "This place looks amazing thanks to my mom." |
Aww, I can see the Parsons old house from here! |
What events shall unfold tonight? |
Elijah: "Stop pretending you haven't got it all planned out." Hush. |
Gage: "This song is my jam!" |
Gage: "Bartender! More juice, please!" |
Elijah: "He's definitely my soulmate." |
Elijah: "Hey, Gage!" |
Gage: "Why did you get here so late? I'm already kinda juiced." |
Elijah: "He really thinks I can't catch up to him in less than 30 minutes?" |
Elijah: "How much juice have you had so far?" |
Gage: "So far I've had 6 salty llamas." |
Elijah: "Only 6? I can drink that in my sleep." |
Gage: "He's gonna be more juiced than me... that's his 4th drink already." |
I'm warning you, bartender... cut him off after 10 drinks, or else it'll get ugly. Don't believe me? Just look at his ancestors. |
Y'all are drinking a whole lot of juice! |
Gage: "Now I gotta pee!" |
Elijah: "I toooold yooou I'd caaatch uuup tooo hiiim... TURN UP!" Uh oh... |
These must be Gage's friends. One of them is sitting quite fancy in a suit and tie. |
Gage: "He's so cute, I don't wanna drink too much juice and embarrass myself in front of him." |
Don't worry, you can't embarrass yourself in front of a Parsons, their entire existence is built on craziness. |
Gage: "Ah, I feel a whole lot better now. How do you feel, Elijah?" |
Elijah: "Iss theee roooom spiiinning ooor iiis ittt juuust meee?" |
Gage: "Oh yeah, he's definitely more juiced than me now." |
Elijah: "Meeee? Juuuuiced? Neeeveerrr! Heeeey, caaaan weee ooorder sooome buuug juuuice? My aaaunt uuused tooo maaake thaaat." |
Gage: "What? Ugh! Gross!" |
Elijah: "Hahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAJDABFJ!" No more juice for Elijah. |
Gage: "You may have out juiced me, but can you out dance me?" |
Elijah: "Diiid heee reeeally juuust saaaay thaaat?" |
Someone thinking they can out dance the Parsons? OH MA GAWSH! |
Elijah: "Heeee's gooot moooves..." |
He really does. |
Elijah: "I'd beeetter shooow hiiim uuup, thennnn..." |
Gage: "What haaappened to yoou out daaancing meee?" |
Elijah: "Theee entiiire rooom is spinniiing... aaand I gottaaa peee..." |
Elijah: "Ugh, I reeeally gottaaa peee!" You're in the bathroom, go for your life! |
Elijah: "Wheeere's theee toooilet? The whooole wooorld isss spinnnnning!" |
Gage really has moves! Elijah had better get back here and show him what he's made of, he's embarrassing the legacy right now! |
STOP WASHING YOUR HANDS AND GET DOWNSTAIRS AND DANCE! DANCE, I SAID! |
Elijah: "Wheeeres Gaaage?" He's right behind you, dummy. |
Elijah: "Ohhh heeeey, I diiidn't seeee yooou theeere." |
Gage: "Really? I've been dancing behind you for 5 minutes." |
Elijah: "Ohhh, myyy baaad. Sooo, dooo yooou liiike myyy daaance moooves?" |
Gage: "Yeah, they're great! Not as good as mine, though." |
Gage: "Oh, is thaaat so?" |
Gage: "Wellll, you alwaaays look hot." |
Elijah: "I knooow riiight?" |
Oh, okay! Break it down now! |
Elijah: "Aaare yooou tryyying tooo impresss meee?" |
Gage: "Oh... I don't know..." |
Gage: "Is it working?" |
Elijah: "Yeeeeahhh, it deeefinitelyyy isss!" |
Elijah: "Isssn't heee cuute, traaash baaag?" |
Gage: "Yooou think I'm cuuute?" |
Gage: "Wellll, I think you're hottt. I juuust wanna kiss you riiight now." |
Elijah: "Wellll, whaaat aaaare yooou waaiting forrr?" |
*Kiss* |
Wow, Elijah was dancing and juiced and Gage didn't run for his life? |
That's a good sign. |
Elijah: "Thaaat waaas greeeeat." |
Gage: "Yeeeah, you're a greeeat kisser." |
Elijah: "Sooo whaaat doeees thisss maaake ussss?" |
Gage: "Uh... what dooo you meeean what does it maaake us? Weee're just frieends." |
Elijah: "Ohhh... uuuhhh, I thoooght..." |
Gage: "I think you're suuuper hottt, but I just waaanna take things slooow." |
Elijah: "Ohhh... okaaay theeen..." |
Gage: "Does that booother you, Elijaaah?" |
Elijah: "Nopeee, I'd beetter geeet goooing... seee yooou laaater..." |
Gage: "I'm glad heee understands." |
Elijah: "I guesss I'ddd beeeetter geeet hooome." |
Are you okay, Elijah? Elijah: "Yeppp... whyyy wooouldn't I beee? Juust frieends..." Poor Elijah... |
Elijah: "Hehehe... caaan I haaave anoother rooound of juuuice, baaartender?" Uh... you do realise you're home now, right, Elijah? |
Elijah: "Ohhh... hehe... riiight...." |
Servo has published one of the best seller books he wrote by submitting it to a literary digest! He can only do this once a week, so he only submits best seller books. |
Paisley: "How dare you say that! Eco-friendly upgrades can do no wrong!" |
Deven: "Neither can I." You've done a lot wrong in your day. |
Woohoo! Elijah has been promoted to Green Technician! Now, he can finally do what he loves, invent and craft things! |
Deven is back knitting once again! |
Deven: "All this knitting with no one to teach it to..." |
Monster: "Can you teach me to knit?" |
Deven: "Of course, little doggy!" Xylia: "He does realise you need hands to knit, right?" |
Elijah has to upgrade something for his job. What better thing to upgrade than the expensive stove to make it burn less fuel? |
Looks like Deven's socks are almost finished. |
They're definitely some strange looking socks. |
But at least something is keeping Deven focused. |
The Game of Llamas is premiering! |
Deven: "I love llamas, they're my favorite animals besides dinosaurs!" |
It may not appear like it because you can't hang lights on apartments, but it's Love Day time! |
Elijah: "Don't even mention Love Day after last night." I'm surprised you can even remember it. |
Deven: "What happened last night?" |
Elijah: "Ugh, I don't wanna even talk about it! I never wanna speak to Gage again!" |
Elijah: "Hey, Gage just texted me. I'm gonna answer in a split second." Welp... |
Elijah: "He said he misses me?" |
What are you gonna say back?! |
Elijah: "I just said 'sup'." |
Game of Llamas is set in Al Simhara, Egypt? |
Elijah: "This premiere is awesome!" Deven: "I wonder if those are llamas or camels..." |
Deven: "You gonna tell me what happened last night?" |
Elijah: "Let's just say I was chewed up and spit back out." |
Deven: "Sounds like the beginning of my relationship with your mom... and the middle... and the present..." |
Servo: "Game of Llamas! Game of Llamas! Game of Llamaaaaas!" |
And game of combusting toilets. |
Deven: "Why does the toilet have to combust during my peaceful knitting time?!" |
Servo: "Ugh, I hate cliff hangers!" Deven: "Cliff hangers? I remember when I almost fell off a cliff because I thought I could walk on air!" |
Elijah: "Am I any closer to level 10?" You're level 7, so yes, you're close. |
Paisley: "I'm home! Move aside, I wanna watch Game of Llamas!" |
Paisley: "Really? A cliff hanger?" |
Deven: "I've watched this premier 5 times now, but I never remember what's gonna happen every time. That premier was awesome!" |
Xylia: "Al Simhara, Egypt looks awesome!" |
Paisley: "Hey, do you think I could convince those sims to install eco friendly upgrades in those pyramids?" |
Pippa: "The robot is being creepy again." |
He's recharging, leave him alone. |
Deven: "Hey, what did you think about the Game of Llamas premier, window?" |
Lauryn: "You're really talking to the window while I'm standing right here, dad?" |
Lauryn: "I got a gift for my favorite sibling!" |
Xylia: "Since when am I your favorite sibling? I don't know if I trust this..." |
Xylia: "Aww, a llama sculpture? Awesome!" |
Lauryn: "Now, go and tell Elijah that you're my favorite sibling instead of him." |
Elijah: "Hey there, Lauryn! It's so nice of you to come and visit the favorite child in the family... me!" |
Lauryn: "I actually came to visit my favorite sibling, and newsflash, it's not you." |
Xylia: "It's me for once." |
Pippa: "I thought I was the favorite around here!" |