Friday, June 30, 2023

Chapter 286

Here we aaare!

Chase is at Britechester University! He's studying a distinguished degree in history.

Of course, the first thing he must do after arriving is his homework.

Chase: "When can I meet my roomies?"

After you do your homework.

Trust me, they're not that fabulous. All they do is spray the wall near the TV for no reason.

Chase: "At least the wall near the TV will never have any dust on it."

As soon as Chase finished his homework, all the roomies already went to bed.

Maybe Chase can meet some sims tomorrow.

It's a peaceful night in Britechester.

Welp, that didn't last long. Chase is already being stalked by the Parsons!

Kristina: "Can guests eat the food?"

No, ma'am.

Chase went to the Britechester commons to have some breakfast.

Chase: "This roomie followed me here."

Roomie: "I heard you were heading out. So, what are we doing?"

Chase: "Why did you follow me over here?"

Roomie: "That's what roomies do. I thought you were so excited to have roomies."

Chase: "Could I please get some bacon, toast and scrambled eggs?"

Chase: "Hmm... not quite like Servo does it, but it's still good."

Chase made plenty of roomie friends while eating breakfast here.

Now, he needs to purchase some university essentials. Most importantly... the university essential.

Chase: "A bicycle?"

Yes, a bicycle.

A tablet, too. Which isn't as important as the bicycle.

It's time for Chase's first class!

Chase: "My first class went great! I think this is gonna be a great year."

Chase also purchased a mini fridge to take and hide food that the roomies randomly bring in from outside.

They see me rollin', they hatin'.

In between classes, Chase is making sure to stay on top of his homework.

Look who I saw around campus! Hi, Bonehilda!

Bonehilda: *Ignores*

Chase: "Until the roomies drop some lobster thermidor, I'll just have a ham and cheese sandwich."

Chase: "Mmm... cheesy!"

Back to the fun stuff: homework.

Hey! Who toiler-papered the Britechester statue?!

Chase: "I bet it was an annoying Foxbury student."

Chase: "That was a great class- hey, who's that cutie?"

Cute roomie alert! I repeat: CUTE ROOMIE ALERT!

Chase: "Wow, you're the first cute roomie I've ever seen!"

Brendan: "Uh... thanks?"

Chase: "Please tell me you stay in this dormitory."

Brendan: "I sure do! I'm majoring in business."

Brendan: "I'm Brendan, by the way."

Brendan: "Oh, and you're pretty cute yourself."

Chase: "I know, right?"

Chase: "I'm Chase. Maybe we could hang out sometime? You know... alone."

Brendan: "That'd be great!"

Chase: "It needs to be somewhere far away from these annoying roomies."

Brendan: "Here comes one of them right now."

Roomie: "Did I just hear you call me annoying?"

Chase: "Uh... anyways, look at these muscles! As my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa Deven Parsons would say, they're inside my arms."

Brendan: "Woah, you know that much about your family history?"

Chase: "Yeah, my ancestors are all a bit cray cray."

Chase: "I even have some pictures of them."

Brendan: "Hahaha! They really are cray cray."

Chase: "Just like me!"

Brendan: "Say what?"

Chase: "Nothing... anyways, I'll see you around, Brendan!"

Poor Chase has so much homework, he barely has time for socialising!

It's Harvestfest time!

That means the gnomes are watching at all times.

Chase: "Did I appease the gnome."

Chase: "Please tell me that worked?"

It didn't.

Chase: "Aww, man."

Chase: "Please forgive me, twin gnomes. I didn't mean-"

Chase: "AHHHH!!!"

Chase: "You know what?"

Chase: "Screw you guys!"

Chase: "Mwahahahaha!"

Uh oh, now Chase has ticked off every gnome in the dormitory!

Brendan: "Am I interrupting something?"

Chase: "No, these stupid gnomes are just trying and failing to ruin my day."

As Chase casually watches this annoying channel...

The gnomes won't stop popping up everywhere!

Alien Gnome: "I am here to haunt you! I'm scary! Be afraid, be very afraid!"

Chase: "Guess what? I'm not. Not even in the slightest."

Gnome: "You kicked my twin brother. Say goodbye to your little boombox."

Business Gnome: "I don't even know why I'm here."

What a smart business gnome.

The gnomes even broke the all the showers! This time, the Parsons bathroom curse isn't to blame.

Chase: "Alright, now you've crossed the line."

Chase: "Don't break the showers! The roomies don't shower enough as it is!"

Roomie: "Why the heck would you do that? That's gonna make the gnomes even more mad!"

Chase: "Good. MWAHAHAHAHA!"

Chase: "I said leave me..."

Chase: "ALONE!"

Chase: "Hey there, wanna do our homework together on the disgusting bathroom floor?"
Brendan: "Uh... I'm good."

That's the worst possible place to hang out, Chase.

After finishing his homework on the disgusting bathroom floor, Chase is finally able to make a start on his presentation.

Chase: "Ahh! My finger!"

Chase: "Alright, let me jot down some notes..."

Stalker number two is here to visit Chase.

Chase: "Why won't my family stop following me?"

Chase: *Yawn* "Is this good enough?"

Nope. Finish it later when you have more energy.

I need some kind of explanation for why the roomies always spray the wall under the TV. Will I ever get it? Probably not.

Off to class again!

Chase: "Hey dad! ... Why are you asking how I've been? I know you were hanging around Britechester last night!"

Not only does the wall need spraying, apparently so does this random trash can.

After class, Chase is back to working on his presentation.

Chase: "I poked my finger again!"

Brodie, why are you still following Chase?

Brodie: "What? A guy can't have empty nest syndrome and follow his youngest around at university all the time?"

Chase: "Hopefully my dad didn't see me sneak out past him to my next class."

Chase: "Now that class is over, I need to finish my stupid presentation. Ugh!"

It's looking great!

Chase: "As it should, I spent way too much time on this thing."

Don't get too excited about finishing it, now you need to finish your homework.

What in the mascot rivalry is going on here?

Britechester Mascot: "Hey! I actually won!"

Foxbury Student: "That was embarrassing. He removed your mascot head."

Chase: "I know I should be completing my homework, but a little fun won't do any harm, right?"

Chase: "Who wants some juice?"

Chase: "Why the heck are these Foxbury students here?"

Chase: "Hey, on second thought, maybe I could make this fun with a match of pingpong. Foxbury vs. Britechester!"

Foxbury Student: "Bring it on!"

Chase: "Oh, it's brought!"

Foxbury Mascot: "Is everything spinning, or is it just me?"

It's time for the football game!

Place your bets now, who will win?

Chase: "We lost."

Aww, man.

At least Chase got to have some fun.

Chase: "I bet everyone is talking about the football game on social bunny."

You'd better eat your fancy pasta that you took from the roomies before bed.

Chase: "Hey, it's my favorite holiday today! Spooky Day!"

Chase: "I'm a medieval llama warrior!"

Chase: "No one will have a costume as awesome as mine!"

Since it's the weekend, Chase is down at the library to finish all his homework, study and submit his term papers.

Of course, some of the roomies followed him.

It was fine, though, since his social bar gets low so fast because he's a social sim.

Townie: *Blows horn!*
Chase: "Hey! My ear drums!"

Chase: "Agh... what the heck was that for?"

Roomie: "Just to fulfil my annoying roomie duties for the day."

Chase: "Hey, you're the most awesome librarian I've ever seen! Where did you get those cat ears?"

Librarian: "What do you mean? These are my real ears."

Chase: "What the... this guy is more cray cray than me."

Chase: "Here's some Spooky Day candy."

Some trick or treaters visited the dormitory for Spooky Day!

Chase received a note about not cleaning up his dishes, even though none of the roomies ever clean up their own dishes.

Chase: "Well, well, well, now I feel a little less guilty about taking the roomies food and hiding it in my mini fridge."

The dino cat is back and it's roaming around campus!

The next day, Chase needs to work on his term paper.

Chase: "This had better not take as long as the stupid presentation took."

Get used to those stupid presentations, sir.

After finishing his term paper, Chase began studying for his exams on the archive machine.

Chase: "Finally, I'm done for the day."

Chase: "Hey... was it snowing out here when I first entered the library?"

Nope, you were in there for over 12 hours.

Chase: "My next class is with Brendan. Do I look cute enough?"

You sure do!

Chase: "Oh, hey Brendan! Didn't expect to see you here."

Brendan: "At the same class we have together?"

Chase: "Uh... yeah... small world. Anyways, how has university life been treating you?"

Brendan: "It's been pretty good so far. I think I'm gonna ace these final exams."

Chase: "Hey, me too! I spent over 12 hours in the library yesterday just to be sure."

Stalker number three is here, and it's Servo!

What the heck happened to your eyes?

Servo: "What do you mean 'what happened to my eyes'?"

Oh, that's better.

Chase: "I'm so loved, my whole family can't stop following me to see what I'm up to."

After completing his final exams, Chase started doing a puzzle while awaiting his results.

I want the Parsons to collect every puzzle to display in the collection room.

Chase: "Oh my gosh, this puzzle is so cute!"

It really is!

Looks like Chase is on his own for the next one. Where did all the roomies go?

Aww, this puzzle is so cute!

Ooh, look who's helping out with the next puzzle!

Chase: "It's not like I was waiting and hoping for a whole two hours he'd come help me with the puzzles or anything..."

Brendan: "Man, this puzzle isn't easy."

Woohoo! Chase got an A+ in all his classes, making his GPA an A+! Time for the next semester.

Chase: "How did you do in your classes? I aced everything!"

Brendan: "Me too, except for one class. Oh well, we still have some more semesters to go."

The next day, Chase is up bright and early for his first class of the new semester.

There's a few collectables lying around Britechester, so I sent Chase to collect them.

Chase: "Why do I have to do this? I don't want to dig up gems and fossils!"

Do it for the Parsons collection!

Chase: "The roomies behind me are very stinky."

I didn't realise, this stereo in another roomie's room has been playing the entire time since Chase got to university.

Chase: "Since I've finished all my homework, I'll do another puzzle."

I kept seeing Bonehilda around the campus and I wondered why.

Then I realised, she's the maid that works here and cleans the dormitory! Poor Bonehilda, having to clean up after the Parsons and after messy university students.

Somehow, Adam has made his way to the campus.

Chase: "This isn't scary or anything..."

Even university dormitories aren't free from N.A.P. inspectors.

N.A.P. Inspector: "This dormitory isn't eco friendly enough, you'll see a rise in your bills."

What bills?!

Chase: "I hope she doesn't mean my tuition."