Chapter 174

Paisley: "Maybe today will be a good day for me."

Hopefully things start looking up for Paisley.

Zhora: "Can we have lobster thermidor for breakfast everyday?!"

Elodie: "Now we're gonna have lobster breath."

Paisley: "It's worth it, I love lobster thermidor!"

Elodie: "That explains why your breath always smells like lobster."

Zhora: "Does my breath always smell like lobster too?"

Landon: "I don't want lobster breath, I'll have the leftover grand meal instead."

Paisley: "BLEUGH!"

Paisley could barely finish her lobster breakfast without feeling sick and throwing up again.

Servo: "Would you mind? I'm trying to clean in here."

Paisley: "ACK! BLEUGH!"

Paisley: "My lobster!"

Paisley: "Well... I guess I know why I've been feeling so sick lately."

Paisley is pregnant! She wasn't expecting this at all!

Paisley: "I'm gonna be such a good mommy, look how well I take care of my trash bag."

Paisley: "Ugh, this morning sickness is horrible!"

Paisley: "Am I gonna throw up again?!"

Paisley: "There's one thing I need to try to do before I throw up again."

Paisley: "Try to talk to Deven. Hopefully he's napping in the dumpster this time."

Will Deven forgive Paisley? Let's hope so.

Paisley: "I think he's in the dumpster, I can hear snoring."

Deven: "Zzz..."

Paisley: "Deven?"

Paisley: "Open up, it's me... Paisley."

YEET.

Deven: "Don't worry, dumpster, I'll be back in a moment."

Paisley: "Why the heck have you been ignoring me?!"

Deven: "You tell me."

Paisley: "No, you tell me! I've been trying to call and text you nonstop, Deven!"

Deven: "Do you seriously forgot that you humiliated me and made me the laughing stock of the entire town?"

Paisley: "I was kinda hoping you forgot because you always forget everything. Anyway, you can't just ignore your problems, Deven. You could have spoke to me about it and we could have resolved this. Instead, you chose to sulk about it like a child."

Deven: "Do you not remember all the times you broke up with me and refused to speak to me?"

Paisley: "But I always did speak to you eventually, right?"

Deven: "So what? That doesn't mean I have to forgive you, Paisley. What you did was wrong."

Paisley: "But do you miss me?"

Deven: "I mean... of course I do. You're my blueberry."

Deven: "I just don't know if I can forgive you yet-"

Paisley: "Come on, you know you miss your blueberry. You just said it!"

Deven: "I miss you more than anything! Your smile, your laugh, your purple eyes that I imagine taste like grapes... mmm... grapes. What were we talking about again?"

Paisley: "We were talking about how much we love and miss each other. I miss your adorable dumb, clumsy, handsome self."

Deven: "You do?! I completely forgot why I was even ignoring you in the first place, what was the reason again?"

Paisley: "Mission accomplished... uh... I mean... I forgot too. Let's kiss and make up, though. I'm tired of fighting."

Paisley: "Never ignore me again, stupid head."

Deven: "Of course not, blueberry head!"

Paisley: "You know I love you, right?"

Deven: "And I love you too, more than anything."

Paisley: "More than anything, you say?"

Deven: "Yeah, even more than the dumpster... but I still love the dumpster."

Paisley: "Oh... do you, now? Why don't we have some fun in the dumpster, then?"

Paisley: "Oh, and by the way, you're gonna be a daddy."

Deven: "What?! I am?!"

Deven: "You're pregnant?"

Paisley: "Yep, we're gonna have a dumb little blueberry baby."

*Kiss*

Deven: "Woah!"

Why does this have to occur every time these two are within close proximity of a dumpster?

Que the bugs and the random feet sticking out of the dumpster.

Deven & Paisley: "Woah!"

Deven: "I've missed that almost as much as I missed you."

Paisley: "Me too! It also has an added bonus of extra forgiveness points."

Deven & Paisley: "Hahahahaha!"

Paisley: "Need a hand, stupid head?"

Deven: "Shouldn't I be the one helping you up? You're carrying our little blueberry in there."

Paisley: "So? That doesn't make me any less strong."

Deven: "I didn't think it would."

Paisley: "You have no idea how much I've missed you."

Deven: "You're being so sweet. I should be the one who dumps you more often."

Paisley: "No matter what, though, we still stick together like glue."

Deven: "Yeah, we're like super glue. Super glue is extra strong, I've accidentally stuck my hands together with super glue so many times... at least 10 times... wait... 10 after 12, right?"

Deven: "I'm getting better at math, right?"

Paisley: "Hehehe, nope, but I love your stupid head."

*Kiss*

Welp, once again...

It's been confirmed that these two are absolutely crazy.

But, they're also absolutely crazy about each other.

Paisley: "While we're here, there's some sweet deals I need to dive for."

Deven: "You mean the random table? I saw it in there too."

Deven: "Maybe there's even some dining chairs in there!"

Paisley: "I found the table, but no dining chairs."

Deven: "At least we can sell the table for some extra simoleons."

Deven: "Well... I guess I'd better get home, then."

Paisley: "Nope, pack your bags. You're moving in with me, dummy."

With one more sim in the house using up the utilities, it's even more crucial that the Parsons save as much water as possible.

How can they do this? With the water generator.

It's a lot harder than I thought it'd be to retain water.

Every time Paisley uses the water generator, she gets more and more suspicious that it's not eco-friendly.

Paisley: "I mean... how can something that runs on fuel be eco-friendly?"

Because it's saving water, now hush.

Paisley: "Ugh, I feel sick yet again."

Deven: "Maybe a grilled cheese sandwich will make Paisley feel better."

Deven: "Mmm... grilled cheese..."

Servo: "Please... I've been cleaning all day... let me have a break and watch TV!"

Landon: "No. Mop up my puddle in the bathroom."

Deven: "Will the robot clean my dish too? That robot is the coolest thing ever!"

Uh, I don't think that's how you do laundry, Paisley.

There you go.

Paisley: "Does this ever get easier?"

Really, Deven? More grilled cheese?!

Servo: "Landon was being mean to me!"
Elodie: "Landon, were you being mean to Servo?"

Landon: "Maybe..."

Deven: "Hehehe... I didn't just drop the entire pepper all over my grilled cheese sandwich... not at all..."

Paisley has finally finished washing the laundry.

After losing the bugs to the recent house fire, the Parsons decided to get some new bugs. Servo and Paisley are the most excited about that, of course.

They purchased the bombardier beetles again, but this time, instead of grubs, they decided to get some crickets.

Paisley: "You're the cutest thing ever, Mr. Cricket."

Deven: "You think Paisley will be mad if we try to eat the new bugs?"

Jaxton: "That would be bad... really bad."

Zhora: "I'll arrange his funeral."

Elodie decided to take a nap before the New Years countdown to midnight.

Looks like the cats like the grilled cheese sandwiches.

I wonder if everyone else will like them.

Deven: "Everyone else? You mean I have to share my grilled cheese sandwiches?"

You're really being greedy after making 50 plates of grilled cheese sandwiches?

The bugs are thriving!

Paisley: "You hear that, little guy? You're thriving already!"

Servo: "Ha-ha! If y'all make me clean up your unnecessary messes one more time, a cricket is going in your pillow tonight!"

Jaxton: "You wouldn't dare!"

Zhora: "Looks like we're gonna have to form another plan to get rid of the bugs, the first one was only temporarily successful."

Excuse me... what?!

Rosie: "Did she just admit to eliminating the bugs?"

Paisley: "I've been playing with the bugs all day, I forgot to pee!"

To no surprise, the Parsons are having grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner. They'll probably be having them for every meal for the next few days. Deven made waaay too many grilled cheese sandwiches.

Elodie: "I'm not complaining, I love grilled cheese sandwiches so much."

Paisley: "You know what's better than grilled cheese sandwiches? Confetti!"

Zhora: "You're right!"

Zhora: "My confetti is prettier and more colorful than yours, though!"

Paisley: "Ugh."

Paisley: "I don't think that grilled cheese sandwich agreed with me."

Everyone is loving the New Years TV this year!

How exciting!

Paisley: "Hahahahaha! This is the best New Years TV ever!"

Zhora: "It's absolutely hilarious!"

Deven: "Wait, I think my soap opera is on tonight."

Deven: "Do you guys mind if I change the channel? OOPS!"

Uh oh...

Everyone: "DEVEN!"

Deven: "What?! I was trying to watch my soap opera!"

Everyone: "HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE SO STUPID!"

Deven: "That's not nice."

Looks like Deven can't be trusted with the remote.

Zhora: "I won't let him go anywhere the TV now. I'm the guard dog."

The New Years TV never ceases to be very... interesting.

Paisley: "That's why we love it so much, it's as crazy as us!"

Somehow no one noticed, but Servo was abducted by aliens!

Let's hope that robots can't get pregnant.

Jax, where are you going?

Jaxton: "What's that strange light?"

Jaxton: "Hey! What's going on?!"

Is that a UFO?!

Another alien abduction?!

Jaxton: "Haven't I been around aliens enough my whole life?!"

Two alien abductions in one night?!

And somehow, no one noticed that Jax and Servo were gone.

Elodie: "Hehe... they're joking about chicken butts on the New Years TV."

Time for the countdown to midnight!

Everyone: "Shashoobee!"

Everyone: "SHASHOOBEE!"

Everyone: "WOOHOO!"

Zhora: "Happy New Year!"

Everyone: "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Everyone: "WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Everyone: "HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

Zhora: "Happy New Year, my lovely daughter!"

Elodie: "Happy New Year, son!"

*Kiss*

Deven: "Happy New Year, my love."

Paisley: "Happy New Year, stupid head. I love you."

Right after the countdown to midnight, Servo was brought back down by the aliens.

I wonder if he'll have a story to tell.

Servo: "Ah, finally!"

Servo! There you are! What happened up there?!

Servo: "I cannot discuss what happened."

What? Why?

Servo: "Hey! Look at my mechanical arm!"

Servo: "You see it? Isn't it so cool?"

So, you're really not gonna spill the beans?

Paisley: "Why don't you say Happy New Year to our little blueberry, too?"

Deven: "I'd love to!"

How sweet is this?

Deven: "Happy New Year, little one!"

Paisley: "I think they're kicking you."

I can't wait for generation 9 to arrive!

Deven: "They're definitely kicking me!"

Paisley: "I bet they're already crazy."

The craziness starts early around here.

Oop, looks like Jax is finally being returned by the UFO.

Here he comes.

Jaxton: "Woah..."

Jax?! What happened up there?!

Jaxton: "What do you mean?"

What do I mean?! You were just abducted by aliens! What happened?!

Jaxton: "Things happened up there that cannot be explained."

Jaxton: "I think the aliens might have sent me crazy!"

You were already crazy.

Jaxton: "Yeah, you're right."

So, you're really not gonna tell us what happened up there?

Jaxton: "Nope, it's beyond human comprehension. Not even I can remember what happened, the aliens keep erasing my memory... wait... where am I again?"