Friday, June 19, 2020

Chapter 168

Paisley is handling the laundry today.

She's doing a great job.

Paisley: "Ugh, this is such hard work!"

Paisley: "Being eco friendly isn't always easy."

Great job, Zhora. Mopping up puddles on natural ground is going to make the laundry that much easier.

Paisley: "Really, mom?"

Really, Rosie?

Paisley: "Ugh, why is everyone being stupid today?"

The soybean plant has sprouted!

Elodie: "Aren't these townies awesome, Zhora? TURN UP!"

Zhora: "I don't trust any townie as far as I can throw them."

Paisley: "Looks like there's some new trash in here."

Paisley: "Or should I say 'treasure'."

In she goes again.

Paisley: "I THINK THE RAT IS IN THE DUMPSTER!"

Paisley: "But there's so many cool items in here!"

Deven: "Pastry? I mean, Paisley? Is that you?"

Deven: "What are you doing rummaging through my favorite napping spot?"

Paisley: "Busted!"

Paisley: "I knew I'd get caught eventually."

Deven: "Don't be embarrassed, I'm not surprised at all."

Paisley: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Deven: "Because I know that you're really passionfruit... I mean... passionate about the environment."

Paisley: "Do you think I could clean this place up eventually?"

Deven: "Of course I do! Especially since you're dumpster diving, that's the ultimate form of recycling! I'm guessing you hardly shower either, something smells... interesting, or it could be your breath from dumpster diving for meals. That's true dedication to the environment if I've ever seen it."

Paisley: "Excuse you?! I shower everyday, thank you very much! I only stink because I was dumpster diving."

Deven: "Oh... my bad. Do you recycle your water, too? I know I do!"

Paisley: "Yeah, I do! My shower has a water recycling upgrade thanks to my Servo robot."

Paisley: "But that's really cool that you recycle your water too! You may be absent minded, but you're helping make Evergreen Harbor a better place!"

Deven: "Thanks! Everyone says I'm absent minded, even my mom. She says it was because I was dropped on my head when I was a baby or something, but I don't remember that happening. I don't remember anything from then I was a baby, I can't even remember what happened 5 minutes ago." *Wait... did she say Servo bot?*

I don't think Deven's mind can process something as complicated as a Servo bot.

Deven: "Do you think your Servo bot could take over the world one day?! I've always wanted a robot. I tried to build one, but it failed miserably."

Paisley: "Gee, I wonder why."

Deven: "Do you think I could meet your Servo bot one day? I've never met one before, I've always wanted to. Maybe it could bake me a pie... mmm... I love pie. I love cake too... mmm... cake."

Paisley: "Sure, you can come over anytime and meet Servo, he's pretty friendly."

Deven: "Thanks, I can't wait. So, you wanna nap in the dumpster with me?"

Paisley: "After you said I stink? No way! I'm going home to take a shower."

Deven: "Suit yourself! And no matter how much you stink like a dumpster, you'll always be gorgeous. You're the prettiest sim I've ever seen."

Paisley: "Aww, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me! Thanks, Deven."

Deven: "No problem, now if you'll excuse me..."

Deven: "I have a dumpster nap to take."

Deven: "Remember, you can always join me if you'd like."

Deven: "Zzz..."

Paisley: "He's so cute- I mean... stupid."

Paisley: "I guess I'd better get going then, I wouldn't wanna wake him."

As Deven peacefully napped in the dumpster, Paisley rode her bike back home.

Paisley: "I might take him up on his offer to nap in the dumpster with him one day, but not today. I have loads of chores to do back at home."

Mackenzie: "Ugh, I don't wanna do the laundry!"

Paisley: "I'll take it from here, Mackenzie."

Mackenzie: "Thank gosh, I'm outta here."

Paisley: "This laundry smells amazing!"

Time to hang it all up on the clothesline!

Paisley: "Ugh, that took longer than I thought it would."

That water is nasty!

Paisley replaced the water with new fresh water.

The daily fire is happening again.

Welp... there goes the rug.

Y'all can go back inside now, the daily fire has been put out.

Elodie: "Thanks to me."

Elodie was the hero of the day.

Paisley: "Now that the daily fire is over with, I can feed my bugs."

Paisley is such a good bug mom.

Paisley: "Woah!"

These bugs love setting everyone on fire.

But, Paisley still loves them regardless.

Paisley: "Here's your food, my lovelies!"

Paisley: "You're so cute."

Paisley: "And so are you, my little grubs!"

The bugs are thriving!

Paisley is doing a great job at raising them.

The soy plant is growing fast!

Zhora: "IT'S FOLLOWING ME INTO THE BATHROOM!"

Cuckoo...

Servo is adding a fireguard to the fireplace so that the situation that happened today doesn't happen again.

And Paisley is just peacefully eating some cheese crackers.

John: "I've lived a long life, but it's time for me to go."

John: "Don't miss me too much."

Mackenzie: "Don't let the Grim Reaper take my husband away!"

John: "Take care of my office cubicle for me."

Nooooooooooooooooo!

Rest In Peace, John Parsons. You were a wonderful and kind sim and you will be dearly missed.

Mackenzie: *Gasp!* "The Grim Reaper is scary!"

Grim Reaper: "Why does everyone always have to say that?"

Zhora: "Because you are scary!"

Noooooooooooooooooooo! Mackenzie passed away too, but the game glitched, so there was no animation for it. She was one of my favorite Parsons ever!

It's a sad day in the Parsons household.

Rest In Peace, Mackenzie Parsons. You were one of the best Parsons ever, you were so brave and beautiful, and you looked so much like your grandma Ally. You explored the jungle so many times and braved tombs that other sims in the Parsons wouldn't dare braving. You will be dearly missed.

Servo comforted everyone after witnessing the deaths. Where would the Parsons be without Servo?

Cashie: *Hiss!* "Get away!"

Grim Reaper: "Woah, I just wanted to pet you."

Cashie: *Hiss!* "I'm not stupid, I know what that means, GET OUT OF HERE!"

Jaxton: "Work was awesome today!"

Felix: "That green haired sim is nuts."

You have green hair too, so what does that make you?

Elodie was finally promoted today! Yesss!

Elodie: "I'm the best bartender ever!"

Good morning, Paisley!

Paisley: "Is it a good morning? Is it?"

Everyone is devastated about the passing of John and Mackenzie.

Oh no! The clothesline broke! It's Mackenzie haunting it, she hated laundry.

Paisley: "I'm gonna have fish breath now."

MOOD.

Paisley: "Felix, did you just witness the pets fighting again?"

They look pretty innocent to me.

Paisley: "Innocent?! They've been fighting all morning!"

Jaxton: "Not in my good kitchen neighborhood."

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