Chapter 159

Simmie: "What kind of household is this?"

A crazy one.

Kyrie: "I look too young to be a grandpa, right?"

You won't be saying that once you age up tonight.

Servo is already friends with Simmie.

Simmie: "I'm not friends with this weird robot thing."

Servo: "Why does everyone keep calling me that? I have feelings too."

Jaxton: "Servo has feelings? I still don't feel bad making him do everything around here."

Kyrie: "Yay! No more diapers!"

Astrid: "Who said that?"

Asparagus and Simmie really like each other.

Asparagus: "She's the best!"

What a lovely evening in Oasis Springs.

Oh yeah, back to the doggos.

Simmie: "Asparagus is the best!"

Looks like we have another little scientist in the family!

Jaxton: "This yellow bathroom makes me so happy."

Zhora: "Can you please leave for a minute?"

Zhora: "Why didn't he leave?"

Zhora: "This is so embarrassing! I don't want him to see me pee!"

Jaxton: "She does realise we're married, right?"

Zhora: "Hey, where's the confetti?"

What confetti?

Zhora: "There it is!"

Zhora is pregnant again!

Zhora: "Babe, we're gonna have another alien baby! I'm pregnant again!"

Jaxton: "Say what?"

Zhora: "More crazy Parsons babies!"

Jaxton: "More?! I THOUGHT WE WERE ONLY HAVING ONE!"

No way, my pretty.

Asparagus: "Ha-ha, you have to have a bunch of babies."

Jaxton: "At least they'll be aliens and they can explode my enemies for me."

Say what?

Kyrie: "I don't wanna be an elder. Starlight, can you blow out the candles instead?"

Starlight: "No way, I don't wanna be old."

Happy birthday, Kyrie!

Kyrie aged up into an elder! He is the cutest old man ever!

Vanessa: "Wait... why are there more candles on the birthday cake?!"

Because you're aging up too.

Vanessa: "But I don't wanna be old."

Kyrie: "You'll still be beautiful no matter what, my love."

Happy birthday, Vanessa!

Vanessa: "I already don't like being old."

Vanessa aged up into an elder! She's the cutest old lady ever!

Vanessa: "Hey, I guess you're right!"

Vanessa: "Being old doesn't suck so bad after all."

Kyrie: "Do the pets always sleep in the bathrooms?"

Simmie: "I'm sleeping in here so that someone will remember to bathe me!"

Maybe if you didn't jump in puddles all the time, you wouldn't be dirty!

These two are inseparable. They love each other so much.

And Starlight... well... she just loves herself.

The bonsai shrub evolved into perfect quality!

Zhora: "Have the Parsons teens always been this moody?"

Elodie: "Ugh! I don't wanna eat breakfast!"

Mackenzie: "Why is Starlight death staring me?"

Uh oh!

The mandatory food fling! No matter what it is, peas, sandwiches, cereal, you can guarantee it's getting flung.

Zhora: "That's my girl."

Jaxton: "Astrid already did the mandatory food fling? What a big milestone!"

The pets are loving the new water bowls.

Servo is working really hard to achieve his aspiration.

He's also hard at work in the garden everyday.

Mackenzie: "Servo is almost as awesome as me."

Kyrie is just like Wade, mopping up puddles outdoors for no reason at all.

Aaand Starlight is just out here hiding from everyone.

There's so many aliens in Oasis Springs lately.

Kyrie: "This is gonna be boring."

Kyrie: "Why do I still have to work here? I'm an elder, let me retire!"

After rotating their shifts with other employees, the Parsons were able to come home and relax. The restaurant is still running most days when they're not there.

Jaxton: "Let me check the security cameras to make sure no one is doing anything they shouldn't be doing."

Jaxton: "MY EYES!"

Cade: "I'm glad I didn't have to see that."

Cade: "I get to get out of here?"

Yessir.

Happy birthday, Cade!

Cade: "Woah!"

Cade aged up into a young adult! Time for him to get out and live off his own money.

Cade: "Wait, what do you mean 'live off my own money'? I thought I could get out of here and still keep the millions!"

Sorry, Cade.

Zhora: "I'm not crazy, don't you agree, curtain?"

Not even the curtain agrees.

Happy birthday, townie Jakob!

Jakob aged up into a young adult! Now, get out.

Jakob: "What do you mean 'get out'?"

Elodie: "I'll never be kicked out, right?"

No way, my pretty.

Kyrie: "This game is a lot more fun than I thought it'd be!"

Zhora: "I wanted lemonade to match the lemons on my shirt, not water."

Cooper: "Can I just skip being a teenager and age up into a young adult so I can get out of here?"

Happy birthday, Cooper!

Zhora: "YAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COOPER!"

Zhora: *Sip*

Zhora: *Blows horn*

Is that necessary, Zhora?

Cooper: "Really?"

Alright, Zhora, you can stop now.

Cooper: "Ugh, she's hurting my ears with that thing! Make it stop!"

Elodie: "Wheeere's Astrid?"

Astrid: "Hahahahaha!"

Elodie: "Huh? I think I just heard her."

Elodie: "There she is!"
Astrid: "Weeeeeeeeeee!"

Mackenzie: "That looks like fun!"

Mackenzie: "Can I be next?"

Y'all are gonna wake Starlight.

Vanessa: "It's so peaceful out here. Hopefully none of my family comes out here."

Zhora: "Vanessa's gonna be real annoyed when I go out into the backyard."

Is that a diary?

Elodie: "Did you really have to announce it to everyone?"

Astrid: "Auntie Elodie threw me up in the air upside down and spun me around in circles!"

Jaxton: "Say what?"

Elodie: "What can I write about today?"

Elodie: "Oh, I know, I'll write about my crush from school!"

Elodie: "Speaking of which, let me send him a selfie because I'm adorable."

Elodie: "Dear, diary..."

Mackenzie: "Did someone say diary?"

Mackenzie: "I can't wait to read it."

Zhora: "I can't find anything about Elodie's crush on her laptop."

Y'all are so nosy!

Zhora: "Where did Vanessa go? I wanted her to blow bubbles with me!"

Zhora: "I guess I'll just blow them by myself."

Bubblez!

Zhora: "They're so pretty!"

More bubblez!

Zhora: "Bubbles are the best!"

Astrid: "Mommy was blowing bubbles? Why didn't she tell me?"

Vanessa: "Looks like I escaped the backyard just in time."

No one is cooler than Elodie in her shades.

Mackenzie: "Except me! I'm cooler than everyone!"

Jaxton: "Has she always been this cocky?"

Since birth.

Cashie, no!

Mackenzie is more obsessed with the cat wand than the cats.

And Kyrie is obsessed with the gaming mat. He's been on and off it all day!

Starlight: "Let me bathe you."

Cashie: "Finally!"

Jaxton: "Can someone bathe me too?"

Elodie is throwing some shade in her shades. She'd rather take the time to cook some food rather than eat all the food Jax has prepared in the fridge.

Zhora: "That's some major shade."

Oh no, the gaming mat is broken!

Jaxton: "What do you mean the gaming mat is broken?!"

Relax, you didn't have to drop your bowl and break your neck over it.

That's a lot of oil and spices.

Jaxton: "Don't judge me!"

Astrid: "I'm awake, where's my food?"

Astrid: "A ham and cheese sandwich? Really?"

Cooper: "Why does she have to eat it in my room? I'm trying to play games in here!"

How are you playing a 4 player game by yourself?

Elodie has decided to practice mixology before she ages up tomorrow.

Elodie: "I'm already aging up?!"

Just like Kieran with the ice cubes.

Elodie: "Shake, shake, shake!"

The drinks are piling up, you're making them extra fast!

Water? Really?

Elodie: "Don't judge."

Elodie: "I'm about to not get kicked out!"

Apparently you don't need shades on to throw shade.

Happy birthday, Elodie!

Elodie aged up into a young adult! And, yes, Elodie is the second heir of generation 7!

Elodie: "I'm gonna join the culinary career to become a bartender straight away."

Elodie: "You ready to see the best bartender to ever live?"

I bet you'll be awesome at bartending!

Elodie: "I know, right?!"

Zhora: "I should have impregnated him so that he's the one that has to go through the morning sickness instead of me."

Zhora: "Why do you keep making me have babies?"

Poor Zhora.

Zhora: "I can see my entire dinner."

Jaxton: "I had the weirdest dream. Zhora tried to impregnate me with an alien baby!"

Wow, what a weird dream...

Someone finally volunteered to give Simmie a bath.

Elodie: "Don't expect me to ever volunteer for that."

Kyrie: "That's my girl."

Elodie is back at it again!

She's already getting much better at mixology!

Woah, I've never seen this game before!

That looks totally safe, Jax.

John is a pro!

What happened to the knives?

Jaxton: "Nothing... it's not like they're stuck in the ceiling or anything..."

Elodie: "How is Jax still so bad at cooking? Learning a skill is easy!"

Zhora: "I may not be able to play blic bloc on the gaming mat right now, but I can still play it on the tablet."

Mackenzie: "Zhora knows I'm the queen of blic bloc, that's why she won't play it on the gaming mat."

Elodie: "That drink was delicious!"

How much juice did you put in it?!

Servo needs all the upgrade parts he can get if he wants to enhance himself to level 10.

Opie: "Why do you keep tempting me with sparkly rainbows?"

Mackenzie: "Because it's fun."

Servo: "Get these sims out of my working space!"

Mackenzie: "Lighten up, Servo."

Kyrie: "Stop making me use the pink bathroom."

Does it matter?

That's a lot of dough... but there's a lot of sims, so I understand.

Elodie: "You're pregnant? I'm gonna be an auntie again?"

Zhora: "Yes! More alien babies!"

Speaking of pregnancy, these two didn't waste any time, Simmie is pregnant! Asparagus and Simmie will be having puppies very soon!

Elodie: "How high can it go?"

Very high!

Look at this beautiful cake that Jax made!

Zhora: "Can I eat the entire cake, babe?"

Jaxton: "After I just spent 5 hours making it? Sure..."

Zhora: "Do you feel anything?"

Jaxton: "It kinda feels like an alien in there!"

Jaxton: "Oh, wait..."

Zhora: "..."

Vanessa: "Ha-ha! Jaxton's a dingus!"

Jaxton: "I am a dingus."