Chapter 160

Zhora: "I think the baby's coming."

Zhora: "Can someone make my stupid husband stop cooking? I'm in labor here."

Jaxton: ♫ "I'm walkin' on sunshine! WOOOAH!" ♫

Zhora: "Ugh, stop cooking those stupid scrambled eggs, Jax! I'm in labor!"

Jaxton: "You're really going to interrupt my cooking right now? Can't this wait-"

Zhora: "NO, IT CAN'T WAIT, YOU DINGUS!"

Jaxton: "But... the eggs! They're gonna burn!"

Welp... at least we have firefighters now if the eggs start a fire.

Zhora: "Jaxton, I swear, if you don't stop worrying about those stupid eggs-"

Jaxton: "They're not stupid! I'm panicking, okay?! I don't know what to do! Do I abandon my eggs or my baby?!"

Zhora: "ABANDON THE EGGS OR I'LL ABANDON YOU, DUMMY! @#$%!"

Woah, Zhora's very mad.

Jaxton: "Watch my eggs for me."

He will not let these eggs go, will he?

It's boy girl twins! 💙💖 Introducing Erick Parsons & Paisley Parsons!

Okay, so the baby glitch happened once again. I figured out why, though! It turns out, alien-mermaid sims are extremely glitchy, so I had to give up their mermaid powers. They're still aliens, though! Oh my gosh, isn't Paisley the absolute cutest Parsons toddler to ever exist?!

Paisley: "I'm cuter than you."
Erick: "Say what?"

Aww, twin love!

Paisley: "Can I read your mind because we're twins or because we're aliens?"

Erick: "Say what?!"

Look at her wittle face! She's the cutest little toddler ever!

Paisley: "Who, me?"

Erick: "I think she was talking to me."

Paisley: "Sure..."

Bed time for the twins.

Get ready for tomorrow. You'll soon realise that you've been born into a family of crazies.

Paisley: "Say what?"

Paisley: "Goodnight, Erick!"

Erick: "Goodnight, Paisley."

Prepare for a whole lot of twin adorableness spam screenshots tomorrow.

Finally, everyone's asleep. It's a miracle.

Never mind, there's a birthday happening! Happy birthday, Opie!

Opie aged up into an elder! I don't like seeing him old and grey.

Opie: "Well, how do you think I feel?"

Paisley: "I'm glad I won't be old and grey for a long time."

Zhora: "In that case, you ready to be a big girl and learn to potty?"

Paisley: "Yes, mommy!"

Zhora: "That was easy. I was expecting you to threaten me like every other Parsons child I've heard about."

Don't give her any ideas, Zhora!

Zhora: "I don't know what everyone complains about, potty training is easy."

Paisley: "I wonder why everyone calls this family crazy."

Zhora: "AH! It's coming to get me!"

What is?

Zhora: "You can't see it?!"

Zhora: *Hiss* "GET AWAY!"

Paisley: "Never mind, now I know why."

After jumping in some more puddles and getting dirty, Simmie has gone into labor! The new puppies are on the way!

Simmie gave birth to two male puppies! Introducing Ralphie Parsons!

And Bomber Parsons!

Ahh! Cuteness overload!

Looks like Ralphie is really enjoying being cleaned.

Paisley: "We won't be the center of attention anymore?"

Erick: "Of course we will, we're the most adorable."

Elodie: "I thought I was the most adorable."

Does Paisley like breakfast scramble like every other Parsons?

Paisley: "I love it!"

Erick has a bunch of toys to play with, but he's obsessed with the tablet.

Earth to Erick?

Elodie: "Erick is my spirit animal."

Paisley: "What's this? A doll house?"

Paisley: "I love it!"

Paisley is a very happy toddler, she loves everything.

Astrid: "Stare into my galaxy eyes."

No, they're creepy.

Erick: "What's it gonna take to get you to open your eyes, bunny?"

Bunny: "If y'all stop being crazy, which will never happen, so don't hold your breath."

Paisley: "This chipmunk doll is almost as adorable as me."

Erick: "They taste yummy too."

Paisley: "Erick is gross, isn't he, Miss. Chipmunk?"

Paisley: "You do look like you'd taste like caramel, though."

Erick: "It does! Try it!"

Paisley: "Nom, nom, nom."

Paisley: "You do not taste like caramel, Miss. Chipmunk!"

Erick: "Ha-ha! We got her, Miss. Chipmunk!"

It's green crab block time!

Uh oh, the fraud yellow crab block is back!

Paisley: "I love yellow crab block."

You love everything.

Erick: "I want to play with the yellow crab block! Tell Paisley to share!"

Jaxton: "Now, now, Erick, it's Paisley's turn first."

Jaxton: "You'll have your turn once Paisley is finished."

Erick: "Humph... that's not fair, daddy."

Paisley: "The yellow crab block doesn't like you, Erick."

Erick: "At least mommy loves me, right?"

Zhora: "Of course mommy loves you!"

Zhora: "You'll get your turn to play with the yellow crab block soon."

Paisley: "Do you like it here, bunny?"

Bunny: "How many toddlers do I have to explain this to? No. I hate it here."

Paisley: "Huh?"

Paisley: "Why would you hate it here?"

Bunny: "It won't take long for you to realise."

Paisley: "I have a feeling it's because everyone around here is crazy."

Erick: "Does that make us crazy too?"

Yes.

The Parsons' have adopted a new cat! Introducing Rosie Parsons!

Paisley: "Another cat? Aren't there already enough around here?"

The twins decided to play outside for a while.

Paisley: "This slide is scary."

Paisley: "Never mind, it's not as high as I thought."

Erick: "Hey, I love it up here! I can't wait to be a tall adult!"

Paisley: "That was scary."

Paisley: "Time to go again!"

Paisley: "I'm going first!"

Erick: "Not if I get on before you!"

Erick: "Looks like you're about to fall."
Paisley: "Say what?"

Paisley: "Erick can't scare me, I didn't fall!"

Luckily the Parsons' bought this thing, the twins are having a blast.

Uh... Mackenzie? Why are you swimming fully clothed?

Mackenzie: "Blerghdjfhdfzkjdb!"

I can't hear you when your mouth is underwater, ma'am.

Servo: "Hey there, Rosie! I'm Servo!"

Rosie: "What the heck is this thing?"

Astrid: "He's the coolest robot in the world!"

I love how much Servo loves all of the animals.

Astrid: "Servo is my favorite sim ever!"

Paisley: "This looks scarier than the slide!"

Erick: "I'm the king of the world! And the king of Sixam!"

There she goes.

Paisley: "And here I am!"

Paisley: "This is so much fun! Don't tell Erick, I don't wanna share the ball pit!"

Erick: "That's not nice!"

Paisley: "I love the ball pit!"

Erick: "Let me see what all the fuss is about."

And there he goes.

Astrid: "I wanna play in the ball pit too."

Paisley: "The dogs are already filthy again!"

Vanessa: "What?! Didn't we just bathe them?!"

Zhora: "It's time to enact a plan. This is what they used to do to us on Sixam. Lock all the doors."

Erick: "Paisley was right! This is so much fun!"

Paisley: "Told ya!"

Mackenzie: "Ah, I remember how much I used to love the ball pit. Good times."

Paisley: "Can anyone hear me?!"

Paisley: "It's me, Paisley!"

Paisley: "HELLOOO?!"

I'm pretty sure everyone can hear you, Paisley.

Paisley: "I have a message for you all!"

Paisley: "Never mind, I forgot it already."

Servo: "The microwave looks hot today. It's sending waves through my soul."

Zhora: "Have you been trying to send messages to Sixam out here?"

Paisley: "She's catching on! Act innocent!"
Zhora: "You're not in trouble, I'm so proud!"

Servo: "I wanna marry the microwave. Is that too much to ask?"

Kyrie: "Ugh, this diaper is gross! Hasn't anyone potty trained this kid?!"

Erick: "Who needs potty training when you can just use a diaper instead, grandpa?"

Mackenzie: "The queen of blic bloc is back on her throne."

Mackenzie: "Watch and learn, peasants."

Rosie loves exploring the outdoors.

She's a prowler, so she's very curious about everything.

Rosie: "Time to go on a mission."

She's on the move!

Rosie: "I smell something sweet."

Rosie: "What the heck is this?"

I'm no expert, but I think that's a cherry tree.

Rosie: "Hmm... it looks suspicious."

Rosie: "Are you sure those are cherries?"

I'm almost certain.

Erick: "Why don't you wanna play, Ralphie?"

Ralphie: "Can't you see I'm busy warming myself by the fireplace during a heatwave, kid?"

Paisley: "The doggies around here are crazier than the sims."

Asparagus: "BORK, BORK! I love being crazy and jumping in puddles all day!"

I think Ralphie and Starlight have had enough of Asparagus's craziness.

The kids are very lucky, Jax made them a gourmet meal for dinner.

Even when it's a gourmet meal, the mandatory food fling must take place.

Paisley: "This is way better than peas."

So... I don't know how it happened, but the cowplants have begun to sprout again.

Yes, you read that right, cowplants. Two cowplants. Dos cowplants. Deux cowplants. I was planning on planting another cowplant once the opportunity came back up again, but two?! Servo isn't gonna be happy about this.

Rosie is very tired after inspecting cherry trees all day.

Aww, she's so beautiful!

Servo: "When were you gonna tell me about the cowplants? Before or after I begun the gruelling fertilising process?"

Uh... after...

Elodie is about to go to her first day at work as a bartender! I'm so excited!

Rosie: "You gonna share that?"

John: "I'll just pretend I can't see her."

Ralphie: "I want some breakfast scramble too!"

Hooray! It's Elodie's first day of her new job! She has to work her way up, so right now, she's a dish cleaner in this bar.

You don't look very excited.

Elodie: "Who would be excited about being a dish cleaner?"

Elodie: "Ugh, why can't I just be a bartender already?"

You gotta start somewhere, right?

Elodie: "This is disgusting."

Elodie: "How dare you make me clean that."

For the last time, it's only your first day! You'll be a bartender in no time!

Elodie's boss also encourages her to mingle with the customers as much as possible.

Elodie: "Hey there, I'm your friendly dish washer! Soon to be bartender, though."

Customer: "Nice to meet you!"

Customer: "Is this your first day?"

Elodie: "How could you tell?"

Customer: "Well, I don't think most dish washers are washing dishes in the bathroom sink!"

Elodie: "Why is my boss making me talk to these ugly townies?"

Elodie: "You gonna come back here tomorrow?"

Customer: "Probably not tomorrow, I don't wanna become a juice addict. Maybe next week?"

One day, this is where Elodie will be serving drinks.

Elodie: "I think I'm turning this lady into a juice addict so she'll come back here more often. Now, time to make her laugh."

You couldn't have told a joke or something?

Elodie: "Nope, this is way funnier!"

Customer: "That gift was lame."

So is your ugly townie face.

Elodie, what are you doing?

Elodie: "The more dishes I clean, the more money I make. I'll take it upon myself to make as many dirty dishes as possible."

Elodie: "Whoops, this hot dog just magically fell into the trash."

Elodie is one of the smartest Parsons ever.

I can't wait for her to climb up the ranks, being a dish washer isn't the ideal job for anyone. She's levelling up at the mixology skill pretty fast, so she should be getting promoted at this job in no time.

Elodie: "Gotta hydrate my mermaid scales."

Elodie: "This water is gross!"

Why would you get water from the bathroom tap?!

Elodie: "I didn't think it would be that disgusting. It didn't even hydrate my scales!"

After a long day at work, Elodie was promoted to level 2 of the culinary career! She's still a dish washer, but I know she'll be promoted very fast.

Jax was also promoted in the culinary career to master dish washer! He's been working at both restaurants when he can. I was only gonna have him work at The Parsons Restaurant, but he needs to be in the culinary career to complete his aspiration, and he would also kill two birds with one stone by completing the culinary career, so working at two restaurants won't hurt.

Jaxton: "Could you stop with the speech? I gotta pee."

Once again, the twins are playing in the play room.

Mackenzie: "Where's Rosie? I want to teach her how to be crazy."

Rosie: "You will not turn me crazy!"

That's what they all say.

Another heatwave. Looks like it will be a hot summer in Oasis Springs.