The Parsons Legacy: Chapter 147

Mackenzie: "Welcome back to the chapter, you're being greeted by the most awesome sim ever."

Sure...

Mackenzie: "Did I just hear a knock at the door?"

Dylan: "Someone's actually here? Usually everyone runs from this house."

John: "What did she just say?"

Mackenzie: "Uh... hi. Are you here to preach? Not interested."

John: "I'm actually here to join the circus. I've heard from a few sims that this is the place. It's been my dream since I was young-"

Mackenzie: "Hahaha, what?! The circus? This isn't the circus, but it's the closest possible place."

Mackenzie: "Nice to meet you, anyhow."

*Zap*
John: "Eughashfhbks!"

John: "Are you sure this isn't the circus?"

Mackenzie: "Yep positive. Sorry about that, are you okay?"

John: "I'm fine, that was hilarious!"

Mackenzie: "I'm surprised you haven't ran for your life yet, most sims would have already been gone by now."

Mackenzie: "I'm Mackenzie, by the way. You wanna come inside?"

John: "I'm John, and sure. Hopefully it's not as crazy as you're describing."

Honey, you've got a big storm comin'.

Oscar: "I can't wait to sniff the sim I saw outside."

Mackenzie: "EVERYONE ACT NORMAL, WE HAVE A GUEST!"

What is this "normal" you speak of?

Mackenzie: "Ah, I'm sure he'll love it here regardless."

John: "This place is nice... I wonder where these "crazy" sims are."

Mackenzie: "These are some pictures from my most recent jungle adventure."

Mackenzie: "This is me throwing money off a cliff because we're millionaires."

Mackenzie: "And this is my new friend, Ribby!"

John: "Wow, those pictures are awesome! You're a jungle explorer?"

Mackenzie: "I'm not just a jungle explorer..."

Mackenzie: "I'm one with the jungle. I have jungle vines running through my veins."

John: "Hahaha, good one!"

She also has crazy running through her veins, but that's another story.

Shiloh: "Hey! We're not crazy!"

Looks like John has found the hot tub even though it's a heatwave. He's fitting in perfectly so far.

John: "This hot tub is so nice! I can barely feel the heatwave."

Mackenzie: "Ooh... he's looking fine."

Mackenzie: "Don't mind if I do."

Mackenzie: "He'd better compliment how good I look in my bikini."
John: "Hey, the water is kinda pink!"

Mackenzie: "So... notice anything?"

John: "Oh, yeah. I just realised you have purple hair."

Shiloh, you're not allowed outside during the heatwave!

Shiloh: "But I wanna go in the ball pit!"

John: "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"

It's the heatwave, sir.

John: "Oh, you look great in that bikini, by the way."

Mackenzie: "Gee, thanks. It only took you a whole hour to notice."

John: "Was I supposed to notice sooner?"
Mackenzie: "What do you think, dummy?"

John: "Sorry, it's almost as if my thoughts have completely left my brain since being here."

That's the crazy taking hold.

Aaand of course, the Parsons' never listen to me.

Shiloh: "CANNON BALL!"

There he goes.

Shiloh: "I love the ball pit!"

Oh my gosh, look at his cute wittle face! He's definitely one of the cutest Parsons toddlers ever!

Mackenzie: "Oof, I don't think getting in the hot tub during a heatwave was such a good idea after all."

John: "You're hotter than the heatwave and the hot tub combined."

Mackenzie: "That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me."

Shiloh: "The ball pit is way better than the hot tub!"

How would you know? You're too young to go in the hot tub!

Looks like John and Mackenzie are getting a bit close in the hot tub... should we give them some privacy? Nah.

John: *Yawn* "I'm getting a bit tired from the heat."

John: "Aren't you?"

Mackenzie: "That was pretty smooth."

Shiloh: "What's going on in that hot tub?"

Shield your eyes!

Would you two tone it down?! There's children watching! Think of the children!

Aaand they don't listen. Of course. I might as well leave my game playing on free will.

Things escalated quickly. What's new around here?

Mackenzie: "I gotta pee!"

What a way to ruin the moment.

Mackenzie: "I hope I didn't ruin the romantic hot tub moment with John. Don't let him escape, okay?"

I'd be cruel to not let him escape from this crazy family.

Vanessa: "My tummy is starting to hurt a lot."

Can you just hold it for a bit? There's a lot going on in the backyard.

Oh my gosh!

Mackenzie came back to a bit of a surprise.

Mackenzie: "A pleasant surprise."

Vanessa: "I can't hold it any longer! Tell Mackenzie to stop being nasty with a sim she just met in the hot tub, this baby is coming now!"

This is a really bad time! And where the heck is Kyrie?!

You guys... Vanessa is in labor. Can you go inside to help her get to the hospital?

Welp... okay then.

Mackenzie: "Things are about to get even hotter."

Y'all are nasty!

AND SELFISH!

Looks like Kyrie finally turned up after being missing for the entire chapter.

It's a boy! 💙 Introducing Quinn Parsons!

Generation 7 is full of boys so far!

Vanessa: "You're very hungry, my little bb."

Vanessa: "There you go."

Vanessa: "And you're so cute!"

Vanessa: "Yes, you are!"

Vanessa: "You're just as cute as your brothers!"

John: "That was fun!"

Mackenzie: "Yeah, it was."

Not like y'all missed an entire birth for it or anything.

The cutest toddlers ever!

They know they're cute, too.

Shiloh: "I'm the cutest!"

Jaxton: "No, I am!"

John: "After having dinner with these sims, I think I'm starting to realise why everyone calls them crazy."

Wade: "Us? Crazy? Never!"

Uh oh... we know what this means.

Vanessa is pregnant again!

Vanessa: "Babe... guess what?"

Kyrie: "You really love confetti and you throw it every time you go to the toilet?"

Vanessa: "Nope, I'm pregnant again!"

Kyrie: "Didn't we just have our son today?! HOW MANY BABIES ARE WE GOING TO HAVE?!"

A lot, my pretty.

Speaking of babies... Mackenzie is also pregnant!

Mackenzie: "Babe, I'm pregnant!"

John: "So now I'm stuck with these crazy sims for life?!"

You sure are!

John: "We had a lot of fun in that hot tub."

John: "I can't wait to be a dad, though!"

You won't be saying that when your child has the Parsons attitude.

Mackenzie: "I'm so glad I found someone that kinda accepts me and my crazy family."

Penelope: "Ugh, Mackenzie! Did you flush this toilet?!"

Mackenzie: "I was too busy discovering that I'm pregnant! You're gonna be a grandma, mom!"

Penelope: *Faints*

Looks like P isn't excited about having another crazy Parsons child around here.

Neither is Maggie.

Fifi: "I just hope the Parsons kids don't find my secret hiding spot."

Dylan is such a great grandma!

Dylan: "You're the cutest little bb ever!"

Dylan: "Even cuter than your daddy when he was born."

Cookie: "Why can't I have any grilled fruit?!"

Shiloh: "Grilled fruit is gross!"

Tucker has lived a lovely long life, filled with running around the house and jumping in puddles of his own urine. I'm gonna miss him so much!

Rest In Peace, Tucker Parsons. You were a lovely and crazy dog, and you will be dearly missed.

Shiloh: "I don't want Tucker to go! Tell the Grim Reaper to go away!"

Vanessa: "Outta my way, I gotta tinkle."

These two lovebirds are always all over each other.

Mackenzie: "You wanna go back in the hot tub?"

NO!

John: "Not until the next heatwave."

John: "You're so beautiful."

Mackenzie: "I know, I know."

Kyrie has begun extracting an element. It would probably be quicker to send it to the Geo Council, though.

Poor Mackenzie has been having morning sickness.

The Parsons bathroom curse has returned with a vengeance.

This new gem one of the Parsons found is gorgeous!

This, on the other hand... looks like something you'd find in the toilet.

Kyrie: "It won't once I uncover it."

Jaxton, that's now how you eat cereal!

Vanessa: "You're telling me I'm about to have another one of these crazy Parsons kids?!"

Yep, buckle your seatbelt.

Buckle yours too.

Vanessa, why did you choose to throw up in the broken, filthy toilet?! There's plenty of bathrooms!

Jaxton: "Poor mommy."

Mackenzie: "I'd rather be in the hot tub with John."

Not again!

Shiloh: "Haha! You had to clean the dirty toilet, grandpa!"

Sumi: "Back away from the cat condo."

Maggie: "Why can't it be the dog condo?!"

John: "Even the pets are crazy."

Jaxton: "Hi, mommy."

Vanessa: "I come outside for 5 minutes of peace..."

Jaxton: "Am I allowed to splash in the toilet?"

Vanessa: "Help. Me."

Jaxton, no!

Kyrie, do something!

Kyrie: "It looks kinda fun, though."

Jaxton: "It is fun!"

I give up.

John: "Let's hope my child isn't that crazy."

That's a lost cause.

Shiloh: "Look at my chompy monster toy!"

Shiloh: "He's the coolest toy ever!"

Shiloh: "He looks crazy! My family is crazy! Is chompy a Parsons?"

Good question.

Generation 7 is full of boys so far, let's hope for some girls this time.

Jaxton: "What's wrong with boys?!"

Wade: "I'll just hide out here with my granola."

Vanessa: "Ugh, stupid bees! Get away from me!"

Cosmo: "Let me sneak past so the bees don't see me."

Servo: "Ah! Bees!"

Kyrie: "The bees don't attack me because I'm awesome."

Servo: "Take your stupid mite treatment and leave me alone!"

Vanessa: "Control your bees."

Servo: "I'm trying, okay?!"

Mackenzie: "The bees can't catch me in the pool."

Laika: "I've got another surprise for you."

No... you wouldn't dare...

Laika: "I would dare. I'm about to have another kitten, and Sumi is the father."

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE PREGNANT! AND YOU'RE AN ELDER!

I'm calling the police!

You know this house is filled to capacity, Laika! As adorable as the new kitten, Emma, is... she's going to be adopted by Sariah immediately. There's already way too many sims in this house.