Chapter 156

Where are the Parsons?

In their brand new house! The Parsons built a new house in Oasis Springs! If you wanna see the full house tour, check it out on my Instagram.

Elodie: "I love the new house!"

Good luck to their neighbors.

Oh, come on! Now?!

Nooooooo! Not Oscar!

Rest In Peace, Oscar Parsons. You were a wonderful dog, and you will be dearly missed.

That's one way to make an entrance into a new neighborhood.

Servo's already cooking.

Servo: "Correction: You're already forcing me to cook."

Jaxton: "He's not wrong."

Cade: "Don't you love cooking too, Jax?"

Jaxton: "Yep! I love cooking so much that I'm gonna buy a restaurant."

Yep, another new thang! Generation 7 is full of shiny new things. Welcome to The Parsons Restaurant!

Once again, if you wanna see the full tour, check it out on my Instagram!

Jaxton: "Uh... I think we have to get back home ASAP."

Why?

Oh no! A tragedy is occurring back at home!

Dylan: "Keep Sulani clean for me."

Shiloh: *Gasp!* "Grandma?!"

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Rest In Peace, Dylan Parsons. You were one of the best Parsons ever, and you accomplished so much in your very long life. You will be dearly missed.

Wade: "I can't live without my dear wife."

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not Wade too!

Wade: "Take care of my fish for me."

Rest In Peace, Wade Parsons. You were such a wonderful sim, and the best fisherman ever. You will be dearly missed.

Elodie: *Gasp!* "There he is!"

Grim Reaper: "Shouldn't you be used to me by now? I'm always here reaping the many Parsons souls."

Kyrie: "That's the sad truth."

Elodie: "But I don't want you to reap my grandparents souls."

Servo: "That's two less sims to cook for and clean up after."

Elodie and Jax really want the new restaurant to thrive, so they decided to push through the devastation and continue pursuing their dreams. It's what Dylan and Wade would have wanted.

Mackenzie: "Is this really the best time to be opening the restaurant?"

Kyrie: "It's way too soon."

Elodie: "Woah..."

Elodie: "This place is awesome! I can't wait to work here with everyone once I finish high school."

Mackenzie is the hostess of the restaurant.

*Ring, ring*

Mackenzie: "Hello, you've reached The Parsons Restaurant, Mackenzie speaking."

Jaxton is the chef.

Jaxton: "Is Mackenzie really saying what I think she's saying on the phone?"

Mackenzie: "Yep, we serve mac and cheese! That's all though, our chef is horrible right now. He'll get better eventually."

Not something you wanna hear when you call a restaurant.

And finally, Kyrie is the waiter.

Kyrie: "I should be the chef, but whatever."

Jaxton: "Uh... I think I can smell burning."

Kyrie: "Might as well start this shift off right."

Seriously, Kyrie?! Drinking juice is the worst way to start a shift!

Jaxton: "Did someone say juice?"

Kyrie: "Shake, shake, shake."

Ooh! We have our first customer!

Mackenzie: "Hi there! Welcome to The Parsons Restaurant! Do you have a reservation?"

Customer: "Yes, I do!"

Mackenzie: "Perfect. Right this way, and I'll escort you to your table."

Customer: "Thank you so much."

Mackenzie: "Take a seat in our lovely outdoor area, the view is amazing! Our waiter should be with you in a moment. Until then, take a look at the menu and see what you'd like to order."

Customer: "The chef must be a newbie."

Jaxton's skills will continue to increase over time. Until then, he's definitely a newbie.

Kyrie: "Hi there, welcome to The Parsons Restaurant! Are you enjoying it here so far?"

Customer: "Yes, it's absolutely lovely here."

Kyrie: "Great to hear. Have you decided what you'd like to order yet?"

Customer: "Yes, I'd like the mac and cheese with a little extra cheese. For the drink, I'd like some water, please."

Kyrie: "Excellent choice! Coming right up!"

Kyrie: "Could you hurry it up in here? The customer is waiting."
Jaxton: "Stop being jealous that you didn't get to be the chef."

Kyrie: "That mac and cheese is looking a little burnt."
Jaxton: "And you're looking a little salty."

Kyrie: "Oh yeah, the customer wanted extra cheese, by the way."
Jaxton: "Not a problem. Fetch him his water, busboy."

Kyrie: "Can I hit him with a frying pan?"

Hmm... well, maybe. I mean... no!

Kyrie: "I'll just do it when you're not looking."

Kyrie: "Voila! Your mac and cheese with extra cheese!"

Customer: "It looks delightful, thank you so much!"

If only customers were this nice in real life. 🐸🍵

Customer: *Gulp*

Customer: "The food and the service here was lovely, I'll definitely be back soon."

Mackenzie: "You wanna come in 5 minutes before closing time? Kiss my-"

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Mackenzie: "Looks like we're about to be hit with a lawsuit."

Maybe stop being a savage on the phone, then we wouldn't have this problem.

Wanna work at the restaurant, Servo?

Servo: "Does it look like I want to?"

Jaxton: "He hit me in the head with a frying pan."
Kyrie: "What? I'm innocent!"

Burgers all round!

Kyrie: "The cat is trying to eat my burger!"

Elodie: "I don't feel like burgers."

Elodie: "I'll go for the stir fry Servo made instead."

Elodie: "That was an excellent decision!"

Elodie: "I love my new room, it's one of the biggest in the new house."

Don't tell your brothers.

Cashie: "Outta my way! I've got burgers to steal!"

Starlight: "We have automatic pet bowls for a reason!"

Starlight has finally learnt.

What a wild first day in the new neighborhood.

Kyrie, what are you so sad about?

Kyrie: "Because I wanna be the chef."

Jaxton has been feeling a bit bored and lonely lately.

Sure, it's great that he's living his dream of owning a restaurant.

But, he can't help but feel lonely sometimes. Hopefully he meets a sim soon.

Kyrie: "Another day of dealing with my son rubbing it in my face that he's the chef instead of me."

Jaxton: "It's literally only been two days."

Kyrie: "Shut your yap."

Mackenzie: "I'm glad that's not my problem."

Jax is getting the kitchen all prepared for more customers.

Mackenzie: "Oh, you're the customer who tried to come here 5 minutes before closing time last night? You can still kiss my-"

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Kyrie! Are you seriously drinking juice again before your shift?!

Kyrie: "What?! No! It's water!"

We have an adorable little customer today!

Customer: "Hi, table for one, please."

Mackenzie: "Hi, there! Right this way!"

Mackenzie: "She is the cutest little customer ever."

How adorable!

Kyrie: "Hi there! Welcome to The Parsons Restaurant! Are you ready to order?"

Customer: "I most certainly am! I'll have the sausages and a water for the drink, please!"

Uh... what are you doing?!

Why are you spilling paint all over the floor?!

Kyrie: "I'll just pretend I didn't see so that I don't have to clean it up."

Again?! Please stop!

Kyrie: "There's a kid ruining the floors out here."

Jaxton: "Then clean it up, busboy."

Mackenzie: "Tell them to stop roasting each other. But also don't, it's kinda funny."

Kyrie: "Voila! Your sausages with a water for the drink!"

Looks like Kyrie had to clean up the paint after all.

That was not nice!

Customer: "But it was funny."

Customer: "Woah!"

Oh my gosh, those sausages must be way too spicy!

Customer: "They're still delicious! Your chef is amazing!"

Kyrie: "He's not that amazing."

Customer: "What a great meal! I'll definitely be back here soon."

Our next customer is arriving!

Mackenzie: "Please enjoy one of our best seats in the restaurant."

Customer: "Only mac and cheese and sausages? What is this? A daycare?"

Kyrie: "Welcome to The Parsons Restaurant!"

Kyrie: "Have you decided what you're going to order yet?"

Customer: "Ah, yes. I'll have the coffee, please."

Kyrie is still cleaning up the paint.

Uh... you know the customer ordered coffee, right, Jax?

Jaxton: "Coffee doesn't have lettuce in it?"

Kyrie: "This is why you should have picked me as the chef."

Jaxton: "I'm a genius! This coffee is gonna be a game changer!"

Kyrie: "Voila! Your coffee!"

Customer: "This is the best coffee I've ever had in my life!"

Looks like Jax was onto something.

Here comes our next customer!

Customer: "Hi. Table for two, please."

Mackenzie: "You mean table for one? You do realise there's only one of you, right?"

Customer: "Oh, sorry. I meant table for one."

Mackenzie: "Really? Are you dumb, stupid or dumb?"

Customer: "Uh..."

What's going on in here?!

Jaxton: "Nothing! I didn't almost burn the whole place down or anything."

Kyrie: "He totally almost caused a fire. I'm surprised the smoke alarms aren't going off by now."

Jaxton: "EVERYTHING'S FINE!"

Jaxton: "See? No fire."

Customer: "I can't believe how rude that hostess was. The service here isn't friendly at all."

Jaxton: "Mackenzie's gonna make us lose customers."

Kyrie: "Chop, chop. The customer's waiting for her lettuce coffee."

Customer: "This is the best coffee I've ever had! I'll take a lifetime supply."

Jaxton: "I can't make that much lettuce coffee!"

After a long day of craziness at the restaurant, back at home, things are still crazy.

Cade: "I got the last plate of stir fry! Mwahahahaha!"

Cashie: "Jokes on him, I ate the last plate while no one was looking."

Jaxton: "I've been cooking all day, and I come home to being forced to cook everyone dinner."

Yessir.

Mackenzie: "I found the real last plate of stir fry hidden deep in the fridge."

Mackenzie: "Dance, Asparagus, dance!"

Asparagus: "Look! I'm dancing!"

A true Parsons dog.

Looks like more stir fry is just appearing out of thin air.

Elodie: "This tastes amazing."

Jaxton: "Don't mind me, just cleaning my ear."

Aren't you supposed to be cooking dinner?

Jaxton: "Oh, look! A huge hunk of ear wax!"

Jaxton: "Oh, yeah. I gotta toss the salad."

OH MY GOSH! GROSS!

Kyrie: "Please don't make me eat the ear wax salad."

It's totally normal to wear ear muffs in the shower.

It's also totally normal to creep on sims who are showering.

Jaxton: "After a long stressful day at the restaurant, I deserve some fun time."

Jaxton: "Never mind, this isn't all that fun."

Jaxton: "The blocks are attacking me!"

I think you're facing the wrong way.

Y'all are very unsuspecting that you're actually eating ear wax salad.

Servo: "For once, I'm glad I can't eat dinner."

Cashie: "What's the problem? The ear wax salad tastes pretty good."

Asparagus: "I want some ear wax salad too!"

Kyrie: "Wait... that was the ear wax salad?!"

Servo has a lot of work to do with the plants today. It's the Parsons' day off from the restaurant today.

We may not have gotten Country Livin', but the Parsons still have a new chicken coop!

Mackenzie: "Much better than the bees."

You're still keeping the bees.

Mackenzie: "Aww, you're so cute, Feathers!"

Mackenzie: "Want some food?"

Mackenzie: "This doesn't look that bad. Can I eat it too?"

And y'all wonder why I call you crazy all the time.

Mackenzie: "I love the new chickens! They make me so happy!"

Mackenzie: "Aren't you the cutest little thing ever?"

Mackenzie: "You might even be cuter than me."

Mackenzie: "I can't get enough of the chickens."

Jaxton: "And I can't get enough of cooking."

Yep, even on his day off, Jax is still practising his cooking. Hopefully this will help him cook better meals for the restaurant instead of only mac and cheese and sausages.

The chickens are all happy and taken care of.

Mackenzie: "Time to play on the swings now."

Mackenzie: "Watch how high I can go!"

Mackenzie: "Weeeeeeeeeeee!"

Mackenzie: "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it's Kenzie!"

Jaxton: "Check out my awesome mac and cheese!"

It does look pretty awesome, but you're supposed to be experimenting with other dishes.

Kyrie is loving his new archaeology space in the sun room.

Kyrie: "It's still hard work, though."

This had better not be more mac and cheese.

Jaxton: "It is."