The Parsons Legacy: Chapter 148

Servo has begun fertilising the plants again. It takes a looong time to do, but it's worth it. The plants evolve super quick once they're fertilised.

Cookie aged up into an elder!

Cookie: "I don't like this! Age me back!"

Mackenzie: "I'm glad I'm not an elder yet."

You'll age pretty fast once that Parsons child is born.

Mackenzie: "I hate that you're right."

Vanessa: "I hate it too."

It's lottery day! The Parsons have a whole lot of sims to enter the lottery. Hopefully one of them wins and not some ugly townie.

The pear tree has evolved into perfect quality!

I've been waiting for ages for this cherry tree in the neighborhood to finally be in season! Now the Parsons can ~~steal~~ grow some cherries!

Welcome to the gardening fam, cherries.

Shiloh: "Can I have cherries in my cereal?"

Mackenzie: "Do you think my kid will make a mess of their food?"

Is that even a question? It's a Parsons tradition.

See?

Shiloh: "Food is so much fun!"

Servo: "I'll just hide down here and water my plants."

Shiloh: "Servo! This bowl isn't gonna clean itself!"

Emily is obsessed with the lump of clay. Put it down before you start influencing the other Parsons!

Servo: "The lump of clay is just one more mess I have to clean when it gets stuck to everything."

Happy birthday, Jaxton!

Opie: "There's a lot of birthdays around here."

Jaxton aged up into a child!

Jaxton: "If you don't age me back, I'll dig up your cherry tree and throw it in the Sulani volcano."

A Parsons child making threats? What's new?

Jaxton: "I was kidding, I'm an angel."

Mackenzie: "That kid is scary."

Another birthday! Quinn aged up into a toddler!

Vanessa: "Come to mommy, Quinn!"

Quinn picked up walking a lot faster than his brothers.

Shiloh: "Quinn isn't smarter than me."

Mackenzie: "Don't worry, Shiloh. I'll read you a book so you're ahead of the game."

Quinn: "Can you read me a book, Maggie?"

Maggie: "No, but if you throw your food off the highchair, I'll eat it for you."

What on earth is that toy?

Apparently it's the greatest toy ever. Quinn loves it.

Vanessa: "Why are my kids so weird?"

Jaxton: "If we're so weird, you wouldn't have had so many kids."

Vanessa: "Why are they so sassy?!"

I warned you.

Quinn: "Let's run away from this crazy family, weird toy!"

Jaxton: "Oh, look! It's Emily Parsons, the best author in the world!"

Emily: "You're too kind."

Emily, look what you've done! Now all of the Parsons are gonna be obsessed with the lump of clay again.

Vanessa: "I've finished a masterpiece! Let me pass my knowledge onto the next generation."

Vanessa: "You want some expert help with your homework, Jaxton?"

Jaxton: "A born academic expert doesn't need expert help."

Shiloh: "How long have you lived here, Bunny?"

Bunny: "Too long... far too long..."

Shiloh: "Why don't you just run away?"

Bunny: "You don't think I've tried?"

Shiloh: "I'm happy you're still here! You're my favorite toy!"

Shiloh: "Do you think my family is crazy?"

Everyone does.

Shiloh: "That's not nice."

Shiloh: "Save me, bunny!"
Bunny: "Don't worry, one day you'll be just as crazy as your family."

Well, well, well, look who came crawling back after running away.

Fifi: "I got hungry."

Mackenzie: "You're gonna have to beg your way back into this house."

Mackenzie: "Oh, who am I kidding? I love you so much!"
Fifi: "Put me down."

Mackenzie: "That was not nice."

Mackenzie: "Oh well, I'm just happy she's back."

Fifi needed a nice ol' brush.

Penelope: "Why would anyone come back here after successfully running away?"

Jaxton: "Every day, I'm getting closer and closer to escaping this place."

Opie: "Why does Fifi stink?"

Fifi: "Because someone needs to clean me! Why won't anyone do it?!"

Sumi: "She's talking to you."

Penelope: "No, she's talking to you."

Quinn: "I'll brush Fifi!"

Wade: "I'm outta here before someone forces me to do it."

Oscar: "Can I sniff Fifi before someone cleans her?"

Cosmo: "That dog is nasty."

Quinn is a true Parsons child.

Fifi: "You gonna continue brushing me or what?"

Servo: "Did you hear something?"

Please brush Fifi, no one else will do it.

John: "I had a nice and peaceful day at work."

That's the only peace you're gonna get from now on.

John: "Ugh, it stinks like old lady in here."
Dylan: "Excuse you?"

Kyrie: "Why do my kids keep throwing food everywhere? Please let the next one be the last one."

Speaking of which, looks like the next Parsons baby is about to arrive!

Vanessa: "Ooh, this hurts more than last time!"

It's a boy! 💙 Introducing Cade Parsons!

Yet, another Parsons boy! If Mackenzie has a boy, there will be 5 boys in total!

Kyrie: "Oh yeah, we just had another one."

You ready to have another one already?

Kyrie: "Say what?"

Jaxton: "Why do I have to be the oldest of so many siblings?"

Kyrie: "I may have a lot of kids, but they're all so perfect."

Kyrie: "Just like their daddy."

Jaxton: "No more siblings! No more siblings!"

Kyrie: "Don't worry, I'll always protect you from our crazy family."

Servo: "How ironic when Kyrie is one of the craziest of them all."

Mackenzie's baby is on the way!

Mackenzie: "Where the heck is John?!"

John: "My wife's in labor?! WHAT DO I DO?!"

You've got this, Kenz!

Opie: "There's another baby arriving?"

Yep, get used to it!

It's a boy! 💙 Introducing Jakob Parsons!

Oh my gosh, generation 7 is definitely the gen of the boys! We need some girls around here!

Mackenzie: "Oh yeah, I just gave birth. I deserve confetti!"

Mackenzie: "Who's the coolest mommy ever? Come on, say it."

*Sigh* You are.

Mackenzie: "Aww, look at my perfect little bb."

Mackenzie: "You're so perfect!"

Mackenzie: "Just like your mommy."

Kyrie: "Wait a minute... no... please..."

Uh oh...

Kyrie: "Please... I can't handle another Parsons chi-"

Vanessa is pregnant again!

Kyrie: "ANOTHER ONE?!"

Vanessa: "Yep! Baby number five!"

Kyrie: "Help. Me."

Synchronisation.

Sumi: "Why wasn't I included in the synchronisation?"

Opie: "Why wasn't I either?"

Because you don't look like the other three, sir.

John: "Oh my gosh, my son is so cute!"

Jakob: "Uh... dad... I'm over here."

Dylan: "I have so many beautiful grandchildren."

Servo looks a bit too happy this morning.

Vanessa: "Ugh, hurry up, Servo! I'm starving!"

Vanessa: "The bees aren't attacking me today because I'm awesome."

Opie: "Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the grilled fruit to be prepared so I can steal it."

Kyrie: "Aye, grilled fruit makes me wanna partay! TURN UP!"

John: "Who says turn up during breakfast time? What's wrong with this family?!"

Everything.

Opie, back away from the grilled fruit.

Opie: "But you can't resist these eyes."

Penelope: "I'm glad I came in here before Opie did the puss in boots eyes."

Quinn: "Where's the grilled fruit at?"

Shiloh: "Why do I get cereal? I wanted grilled fruit!"

Quinn: "That grilled fruit was delicious, Shiloh really missed out."

Dylan: "Why do my grandkids always have to throw their food off of here?"

Emily: "Why does everyone keep staring at me? Do I have something on my face?"

Watch out, y'all. The kitty cat baller is in the house.

Mackenzie: "Ha-ha, very funny."

Mackenzie: "I'm the best baller you've ever seen."

Mackenzie: "I got skills like no other."

Mackenzie: "See? Who else has moves like these?"

Shiloh: "Kenzie is the second coolest person in the family."

Shiloh: "I'm the first."

Shiloh: "Don't you agree, Dino?"

Laika: "Come on, ball! Is that all you've got?"

Aww, so sweet!

Emily is such a good grandma!

Shiloh: "Why are you all in here?"

Opie: "Can't some kitties just sit down in random rooms in peace?"

I think I'm seeing triple.

What on earth were you doing at school today?!

Jaxton: "Don't ask."

Shiloh: "I'm glad I'm not in school."

You will be very soon.

Laika: "I don't like the sounds of this 'school' you speak of. Please don't send me there."

Servo: "I'm in love with my garden."

Servo: "Isn't it just the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?"

Looks like the franks and beans are bringing out the tootie booties.

Shiloh, why are you death staring your grandfather?

Shiloh: "What's wrong with daddy's face?"

Kyrie: "What's he talking about?"

Jaxton: "Is daddy's sickness contagious?"

Shiloh: "He'd better not pass it onto me."

Vanessa: "You look like you need some expert help with your homework again."

When all of the Parsons finally went to bed, Servo went around the neighborhood gathering stuff to add to the collection.

Who are you texting?!

Servo: "Hehehe!"

Servo: "Any froggies down here?"

He spent all night finding things, but he didn't find anything new, so they all had to be sold.

Fifi: "You gonna share that?"

Vanessa: "I'll just pretend I can't hear her."

Cookie, why are you frozen?! What the heck have you been doing?!

Cookie: "Don't worry, just help me!"

Cade aged up into an adorable little toddler!

Vanessa: "Come to mommy, Cade! You can do it!"

Cade: "I can do it, mommy!"

Vanessa: "Great job, you did it!"

Jakob also aged up into a toddler! Now there's officially 4 toddlers. Help me.

Kyrie: "There's 4 toddlers?!"

I think you should be more concerned about your arm that's stuck in the door.

Jakob is definitely a mixture Mackenzie and John. He got Mackenzie's beautiful purple eyes.

Mackenzie: "What does this flashcard say, Cade?"

Cade: "It says stupid because you're not even holding a flashcard."

Aaand Cade's already a savage.

Quinn: "I wanna be a savage too."

Please don't.

Emily: "Reading is my only peace around here."

Dylan: "My only peace is sitting on this float, but I can still hear the chaos going on inside."

Cade: "Can I have candy, cake, chocolate, toys-"

Mackenzie: "Woah, slow down there, Cade."

Mackenzie: "You can have a hug instead."

Cade: "No! Get away from me!"

Cade: "I want candy, not a hug!"

Mackenzie: "Why is he so mean?!"

Because he's a Parsons.

Jakob: "Can you say 'meow, meow'?"

Cosmo: "Go away."

First Emily was obsessed with the lump of clay, now it's Vanessa. Who will be the next victim?

Wade: "Me!"

Vanessa: "Ugh, my back! This had better be the last kid!"

Just when you thought the Parsons house couldn't get any more full, the Parsons have adopted a new cat! Introducing Starlight Parsons! She's sooooo cute! This brings the Parsons household to 25 sims in total.