Saturday, May 29, 2021

Chapter 225

It's spa daaay!

Kylan and Kim decided to visit the spa.

After all, they deserve it after completing all of their lifetime wishes.

Kylan: "I love you, honey."

Kim: "I love you more, sweetie."

Wow, this spa is fancy!

You guys ready to get your relaxation on?

Uh, Kylan, I think you're supposed to be in a robe.

It seems like Kim is enjoying her hand massage and having a grand ol' time.

Kim: "Oww!"

Kim: "This hurts! What kind of hand massage is this?!"

She's really digging into Kim's hands.

Kim: "Could you go a little softer, maybe?"

Masseuse: "My apologies."

Kim: "That's more like it."

This looks very relaxing. I'm jealous.

Are you enjoying your foot massage, Kylan-

Kylan: "OWW!"

Kim: "AHH!"

Is this a spa or a dungeon?

Kylan: "Please be delicate with my feet, I'm an old sim."

Masseuse: "Sorry, I forgot."

Kylan: "Ah, much better."

Kim: "I feel like my masseuse had it out for me."

Masseuse: "Because I did, I remember you playing pranks on every sim in the neighborhood. I was a victim to one of the park sink pranks you pulled."

Be careful who you prank, they just might be your hand masseuse one day!

Onto the back massages!

I thought Kylan and Kim would be getting massaged in the same room, but apparently not.

Kim is brave for getting a hot rocks massage.

Apparently, Kylan is braver for receiving a deep tissue massage."

Kylan: "Oww!"

Kylan: "How deep are you going into my tissues?!"

Surprisingly, this looks very relaxing.

It appears this masseuse has calmed down on Kylan's tissues.

Alright, y'all have been enjoying these massages a little too long. Time to move onto the next thing!

Kylan: "Hehe, I wanna bathe in clean mud."

Kylan is living his best life for sure.

And taking a nap while he's at it.

Kim: "It's been a while since I've played a prank... and by a while, I mean a few hours."

Kim, didn't you learn anything from the masseuse attacking your hands for playing pranks?!

Kim: "Hehehe..."

Kim: "I hope everyone who uses this sauna likes rotten eggs!"

Kimberly Parsons!

Kim: "Ahahahaha!"

Kim: "Hey, it's actually pretty relaxing in here."

Uh... that doesn't look like normal steam.

Kim: "That's because it's rotten egg steam."

Kim: "It's relaxing..."

Kim: "But it's also stinky."

Kim: "Oof, scratch that. It's foul!"

Kim: "But relaxing..."

Enjoy your rotten egg sauna, I guess?

Kylan, what happened?!

You peed yourself?!

Kylan: "Don't judge me, okay?! I got so relaxed in the mud bath I forgot to go to the bathroom! I couldn't go to the bathroom in the mud bath!"

Kim: "The steam is back to normal again again."

Kim: "Finally, my own prank has stopped backfiring on me. Now, I can relax with some normal smelling steam."

Kim: "Oof..."

Kim: "How long have I been in here?"

Uh... a really long time.

Kim: "Ugh, I've definitely been in here too long."

Kim: "I can't stop sweating!"

Well, get out, then!

Kim: "I shouldn't have been in the sauna for that long!"

Kim: "I can't cool down!"

Kim: "What's happening to me?!"

Kim: "I feel like I'm gonna-"

Kim?! Kim are you okay?!

Kylan: *Gasp!*

Kylan: "Honey! What's wrong?!"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KIM!

Rest In Peace, Kimberly Parsons. You were a hilarious, mischievous sim who loved playing pranks on other sims. You will be dearly missed.

Grim Reaper: "I never expected to be reaping a soul in a spa."

Kylan: *Crying*

Kylan: "I can't believe our spa day turned this tragic!"

Back at home, Piper has already found out about Kim. She's devastated.

Kylan is just as devastated, he can't believe this happened.

Finley will be devastated, but he'll have a celebrity emotional meltdown and then he'll be fine again.

Kylan: "Kim? Is that you?"

Kylan: *Sigh* "No, it's just a dream. You're really gone..."

It looks like Pupcake is resisting this tasty rubber chicken with a smiley face on it.

Hooray! Servo has mastered the juice fizzing skill! Now, to master the fabrication skill.

Pupcake was watching him for a while, but she eventually got knocked out.

Puppy life.

Lemon Pie: "This yarn ball looks like a toy."

It's not a toy!

Lemon Pie: "It is now!"

Peach couldn't resist the tasty rubber chicken with a smiley face on it.

Peach: "You should play with the tasty rubber chicken with a smiley face on it! I just drooled all over it!"

Lemonade: "I'll pass."

Servo is up early making everyone breakfast.

Maybe it'll cheer Kylan up a little?

Stephanie: "This breakfast is delicious."

Finley: "Yeah, it is! You think I should post it to my simstagram?"

Stephanie: "Why not try forgetting about social media for a day and actually enjoying moments in life?"

Finley: "Hehe, funny joke."

Stephanie: "I wasn't kidding, babe."

Stephanie: "Don't you think it'd be nice for a change to stop being obsessed with social media and enjoy the little things in life?"

Finley: "That sounds... bizarre. Anyways, I'm off to film a new video. Gotta get those fame points!"

Finley: "Alright, video time!"

Finley is filming a donation video. How sweet!

Finley: "I'm doing this solely for fame points. You really thought I was generous? Ha! Hopefully the fans will think that, too."

Finley: "Hey, guys! Welcome back to my channel. Five lucky viewers today will receive some of these donations. What are they, you ask?"

Finley: "The first prize is a fruit bowl! Some of the fruits are fake, some of them are real. Good luck trying to figure out the difference."

Finley: "The next two prizes are a random urn I found, which is totally not creepy at all, and some laundry liquid! You can never have too much laundry liquid!"

Finley: "The next donation is this basket of towels. So exciting!"

Finley: "And last, but not least, this totally comfortable looking bar stool."

Finley: "Alright, we've donated all five of the items! Thanks for participating! And increasing my fame points. Now, we have some extra prizes."

Finley: "That's right, we'll be donating these electronic items to three lucky winners!"

Finley: "Let's take a closer look, shall we?"

Finley: "The first prize is this amazing laptop with a light up keyboard."

Finley: "The second prize is this very expensive lamp."

Finley: "And the last prize is this expensive stereo!"

Finley: "Alright, we've given away all of our items! Most importantly, I earned a ton of fame points!"

Finley: "As a thank you to my viewers for entering the giveaway, I'm going to be doing a 24 hour livestream!"

Finley: "Most of the proceeds for this livestream will go to a charity, the rest of them will go to me, of course."

Finley: "Oh, who's that behind me?"

Finley: "Is that my lovely wife?!"

Stephanie: "It sure is!"

Finley: "You guys have all been asking me a lot about Stephanie."

Finley: "Here she is, as gorgeous as ever."
Stephanie: "Aww, Finley! That's so sweet!"

Finley: "Should we film a prank video later for some fame points?"

Are fame points all you think about right now?!

Piper: "I'm about to attend another audition in an hour, I need to cram these lines!"

Piper: "Ugh, why can I never remember my lines?"

Piper: "Alright, I think I'm in the zone, now."

Kylan: *Sigh*

Kylan: "Kim would have loved watching the New Year's TV. There's so many pranks going on."

While Finley films his livestream, Stephanie decided to take a nap.

Finley has been obsessed with his sim tube channel lately. It's been making Stephanie feel pretty frustrated.

Piper: "Alright, I'm off to my audition!"

Finley: "I may be in the living room, but my 24 hour livestream continues! I'm totally not exhausted or anything..."

Everyone is having a grand ol' time on the New Year's TV.

Piper: "Guess who got the part?"

Way to go, Piper!

Piper: "You're looking at the Estatenab family's newest member."

Piper: "Hahahahaha! I love New Year's TV so much!"
Drone: "I've had enough of it already."

Stephanie: "I'm so excited for our New Year's kiss! Aren't you, Finley?"

Finley: "Of course I am! And our New Year's woohoo!"

Piper: "Seriously?"

Everyone: "Shashoobee!"

Everyone: "HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

Everyone: "WOOHOO!"

Finley: "Happy New Year, Steph!"

Stephanie: "Happy New Year! Now, where's my kiss?"

Piper: "Happy New Year, dad! Mom would be so proud of you."

Kylan: "She'd be proud of you too, sweetie."

*Kiss*

Finley: "Sorry, babe, I have to keep it PG for the stream."

Finley: "I'mmmmmm.... tiredddddd..."

Finley: "Zzz..."

Uh... Finley?

Finley: "I'm awake, I'm awake! Is the livestream still going?!"

Lucky for Finley, the 24 hour livestream is finally complete! He earned a ton of fame points, just like he wanted.

Finley: "Now, I can go to bed in peace."

Piper is practising for her next gig once again.

Meanwhile, Servo is getting better at the fabrication skill.

Happy birthday, Pupcake!

Pupcake aged up into an adult!

She's still just as adorable as always!

Pupcake: "I may not be a puppy anymore, but that won't stop be from running around the house!"

Pupcake: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to poop on the doorstep."

Stephanie: "You look so cute today!"
Finley: "So do you."

Stephanie: "Aww, really?"

Finley: "Yeah, I look super cute today too, all my simstagram fans keep commenting that!"

Lemonade: "Yikes, I'm outta here."

Finley: "Have you been mad that I'm not giving you enough attention lately?"

Stephanie: "How could you tell?"

Finley: "It's pretty obvious."

Stephanie: "Look, Finley, I just want you to care about me as much as you care about your sim tube channel."

Stephanie: "It seems like that's all you care about lately."

Finley: "Are you crazy? I care about you way more than I'll ever care about my sim tube channel. Why don't we go out to lunch to make up for it? No cameras, no drones, just you and I."

Stephanie: "Finally! That sounds great!"

Finley: "I can't promise there'll be no fans, though."

Finley: "Sims love me everywhere I go."

Stephanie: "I understand, babe."

Stephanie: "Shall we go first thing tomorrow?"

Finley: "Sounds great!"

Piper: "I invited some of my co-stars over to practise together and really get into the role."

Here they come!

Co-Star: "Isn't this the craziest house in the sim world?"

Yes, yes it is.

Co-Star: "Will we make out of here without turning crazy?"

There's no guarantee.

Piper: "Hey, there. Nice to see you guys."

Lemon Pie: "Who the heck are these sims?"

Co-Star: "Hey, Piper."

Piper: "Are you as nervous as I am to start filming the show?"

Co-Star: "Eh, not really. I've done tons of daytime TV. This should be a piece of cake."

Piper: "Why don't we practise our lines together?"

Co-Star: "That's a great idea!"

They've gotta get into character, first.

Piper: "Alright, focus."

Piper: "John, my sweet love, I've been waiting for you all day."

Co-Star: "Mary... you know I've been busy working and chopping lumber, my love."

Piper: "I know, and I've been busy caring for our household and raising our five children all on my own."

Piper: "However, I am ever so grateful for you."

Co-Star: "What do you say we share a kiss?"

Piper: "Alright... here goes nothing."

*Kiss*

Gross! Being an actor and kissing random sims must be horrible!

Piper: "I love you, my sweet John."

Co-Star: "I love you too, Mary."

Kylan: "What the heck is going on here? Who are John and Mary?"

It's called acting!

Bravo, bravo!

Piper: "Thank you, thank you!"

A stellar performance.

Piper: "Now, I don't have to kiss this sim again until we get on set!"
Co-Star: "Hmph."