Monday, January 10, 2022

Chapter 252

Happy birthday, Terrance!

Happy birthday, Lilliana!

Happy birthday, Ryan!

Lilliana and Terrance aged up into teens!

Ryan aged up into a child!

Who's excited for school tomorrow?

I guess no one is.

Lilliana: "High school has way more homework."

Don't mind me, just admiring Brindleton Bay for the 1000th time.

Lilliana: "There had better be grilled fruit for breakfast."

You're in luck, there is!

Okay, this is absolutely adorable!

Looks like Ryan is a fan of grilled fruit too, a true Parsons!

Ruby got another specter in a jar from one of her gigs!

Homework time! They look so focused.

Ruby: "It's a hot day, so why not turn on the therm?"

The therm?

Lilliana: "It's a cool nickname for the thermostat!"

Why does the thermostat need a nickname?

Ruby: "Lin-Z, play something random."

Lin-Z: "Got it! Playing HEAVY METAL!"

Ryan: "HEAVY METAL is my favorite music!"

Ryan: "I can hear it all the way in the backyard."

Lilliana: "Today looks like the perfect day to take Midnight for a walk."

It definitely is, it's a warm summer's day in Brindleton Bay!

Midnight: "I love walkies!"

Lilliana: "Do you think Midnight will notice if we stop walking for a second so I can check simstagram?"

Lilliana: "Hmm..."

Lilliana: "Hey, my newest post got two whole likes!"

Midnight: "Why did we stop walking?"

Lilliana: "So I could give you a hug."

Midnight: "I love hugs!"

You love everything.

Lilliana decided to start a simstagram for the Parsons pets!

Lilliana: "I bet that picture is gonna get so many likes! I wonder how many more we'll get if I can train Midnight to sit in record time."

Lilliana: "Sit..."

Midnight: "Play?"

Lilliana: "No, sit! C'mon, who's a good boy?"

Midnight: "Hmm..."

Midnight: "Sit?"

Lilliana: *Claps* "Yay! Good boy!"

Lilliana: "I'm really good at this pet training stuff."

Do y'all wanna go outside on this warm summer day?

Ruby: "Does it look like I wanna leave the airconditioned house to sit outside in the heat?"
Terrance: "Yeah... what she said."

Lilliana: "Here's your dog treat for sitting!"

Midnight: "Yay!"

Lilliana: "Alright, it's getting pretty warm out here. Let's go home so you can drink some water."

Servo: "I'm glad I'm not outside in the heat."

They see me rollin', they hatin'.

Looks like Claudio had a kitten with another cat in the neighborhood! Introducing Paddington Parsons!

Midnight also had a puppy with another dog in the neighborhood. Introducing Pixie Parsons!

Paddington: "I'm adorable, aren't I?"

Yes you are!

Of course, Lilliana is the most excited about the new pets.

Lilliana: "Aww, you're so cute!"

Lilliana: "I can't wait to teach you every trick I know... even though I only know how to teach you to sit right now."

Lilliana: "A kitten, too?"

Lilliana: "Is it possible to train a cat, too?"

Nope. Cats do what they want when they want.

Pixie hasn't left Lilliana's side!

Her first post on simstagram! She's gonna get a lot of likes!

Lilliana: "If she doesn't, I will be highly offended."

Aww, so cute!

Paddington: "I'll be a bigger hit on simstagram than Pixie."

Pixie: "But, I'm the cutest pet in the house."

Claudio: "Excuse you?"

Ruby: "I'm the hottest momma in town."

Lilliana: "Gross, mom!"

Terrance: "There's something on your shirt."

Ryan: "Huh? Where?"

Terrance: "Haha! I flicked your nose!"

Terrance & Ryan: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
Lilliana: "Seriously?"

Ryan: "You got me!"
Terrance: "I'm hilarious!"

Lilliana: "Look at you, you're so short!"

Ryan: "Hey, stop that! I'm not short!"

Lilliana: "Ha-ha! You're so short!"

Lilliana: "Hey! Did you just flick my nose?"

Ryan: "See? I'm not that short! I can reach your nose!"

Terrance: "Ha-ha! You got her!"

Typical siblings.

What are you leaving on the board there, Lilliana?

A note?

Lilliana: "A very nice note, just for Terrance and Ryan."

Terrance: "The note said we're losers."
Ryan: "That's not nice."

Off to school!

Meanwhile...

Ruby: "AHHHHH!"

Ruby: "Does this thing hate me?! It's always biting me!"

All the pets love crowding around Servo.

Servo: "Finally, someone who loves and appreciates me."

Ruby is in her van today to do some readings for sims!

Ruby: "Who wants a palm reading? Or maybe to commune with a departed relative?"
Servo: "Not me, I'm outta here. That stuff's creepy."

Servo: "I'll just be over here reading my archaeology book."

The skating rink is in the park! Ruby and Servo will definitely be skating later.

Ruby: "Hey there, garden guy. Have you ever wanted to commune with your departed relatives?"

Gardener: "Uh... no."

Ruby: "Well, today's your lucky day! Follow me to my van for a séance."

Ruby: "Hmm... yes... I have connected with your grandfather, John."

Gardener: "My grandfather's name was Albert."

Ruby: "Right... I mean Albert. Is there anything you'd like to ask him?"

Gardener: "Why am I a gardener at the Willow Creek park and not a millionaire?"

Ruby: "Hmm... let's see... he's saying the reason is because you applied for a job to work here."

Gardener: "Interesting... how can I make a change, then?"

Ruby: "He says apply to become a millionaire."

Gardener: "Where do I apply for that?"

Ruby: "He has the answer... it's..."

Ruby: "...Going to cost you an extra 50 simoleons!"

Gardener: "Aww, man, I only have 10 simoleons on me."

Gardener: "Wait a minute... are the lights flickering?"

Ruby: "Yes, it's your grandpa telling you to pay up and find the answer."

Gardener: "What a great séance. I feel dazed after that."

Ruby: "Maybe he'll be back later to find out how to become a millionaire from his grandpa... for an extra 50 simoleons."

Alright, enough of that. Skating time!

Looks like everyone here is an amateur skater.

Servo should be a pro, he's level 10 in the fitness skill.

Ruby has fallen already.

And again...

Servo: "Come on, this is easy."

Ruby: "Ah! Clearly not when you're a Parsons!"

Ruby: "Why am I so bad at skating?"

It's in your DNA.

Servo is back down at Foxbury!

He's here to tutor another class for his job.

The kids are home from school! They look so happy, don't they?

Ruby: "I'm tired after all that falling on my butt during skating."

I think y'all should get started on your homework soon.

Claudio: "Homework? What is that? It sounds scary."

Lilliana: "You're really eating a baked potato instead of doing your homework?"

Terrance: "I sure am!"

Baked potatoes all around!

Lilliana: "Maybe Terrance was right, we should eat before doing our homework so we're not hangry."

Homework time!

Servo is upgrading the stove once again. I'm glad he can instantly upgrade everything, even though there's a cool down time.

Lilliana: "Pixie has been jumping in puddles all day, she definitely needs a bath."

Hopefully soon she'll be trained not to jump in puddles anymore.

Midnight has been jumping in puddles, too.

And Claudio... well... he's just Claudio.

Servo: "How many classes must I tutor?"

Fancy seeing you here again!

Lilliana: "There's a random kid over from school and she won't get off the computer."

Why must every townie make it their life mission to always use the computer?

Bubalus is living his best life.

Paddington: "I'll be living my best life once the automatic food bowl refills."

This is too cute!

Lilliana has been training Pixie to potty outside.

Servo: "Hello? Yes, I'd like to book a vacation to Granite Falls."

The Parsons are in Granite Falls! They haven't been here for a long time. Servo needs to collect a few plants that are only available here for the herbalism skill. I also want to add the plants to the Parsons garden, it's one of the few plants the Parsons don't have yet.

Lilliana: "There's a lot of bugs here."

Terrance: "We're really camping during the summer with no thermostat?"

That's right!

Servo decided to cook some stew for everyone.

Lilliana: "Aren't you so excited to be here?"

Ryan: "Yes! I've always wanted to go camping!"

Terrance: "Do you think we should search for a thermostat in this lodge?"
Ruby: "For sure, we can't live without the thermostat!"

Why would there be a thermostat in a lodge?

Servo: "Perfect, the stew is ready."

It's so pretty in Granite Falls! I remember when the Parsons visited here in generation one!

Servo: "Stew's ready!"

Servo: "Hmm? What's that buzzing noise?"

Servo: "Hey! Get away, stupid bugs!"

Stew for breakfast!

While some music plays.

Ooh, I've already found one of the plants! I wonder how many we can find around the campsite?

Servo: "Might as well look for some frogs while we're at it."

Lilliana: "Who wants to play horseshoes?"

Miss!

Another plant found! Some chamomile!

Terrance: "Get ready to watch me win."

Miss!

Ruby: "There has to be some sort of method to this..."

Miss!

Ruby: "It was close! ...Kinda?"

Ryan: "My turn!"

Another miss!

Terrance: "Man, we're really bad at this, aren't we?"

Everyone: "MOSQUITOES!"

Servo: "Hmm... by the taste of this plant..."

Servo: "It's definitely poisonous!"

Why the heck are you tasting it then?!

Servo found another plant!

There's a lot of insects the Parsons can collect around here, too! (I forgot to collect these butterflies.)

Servo: "Could you please tell me where the nearby forest is located?"

Servo: "They told me to keep walking until I see a bunch of trees. I'll collect some frogs while I'm at it."

Servo: "I think I'm close, I can see the forest ranger."

She has creepy red eyes and yellow contour!

Ruby: "I hope this forest has a bathroom."

Terrance: "That bathroom was so gross!"

Ryan: "Ah! Get away, bugs!"

Ruby: "Why are there so many bugs in the forest?!"

...Because it's the forest?

Everyone decided to go hiking!

Hopefully they'll stumble across some plants along the way.

Oh no, a bear!

Servo: "Hi there, bear. You wouldn't have happened to see any elderberries around here, would you?"

Here they are!

Lilliana: "It's so nice out here."

Terrance: "The outdoors is starting to grow on me."

Ruby found another plant!

Ooh, some morel mushrooms! They're apparently difficult to find.

Lilliana: "Any froggies in here?"

Some termites!

Lilliana: "Come here, termites... please don't bite me."

Lilliana: "I got one! Three, as a matter of fact."

I wonder if you can collect these?

A dragon dragonfly! That's a rare insect!

Ruby: "Here, dragon dragonfly... stay still."

Ruby: "I got it!"

Woohoo!

Servo: "There's a lot of fish swimming around here, too."

This seems like a perfect fishing spot.

Ruby: "Why are we doing Servo's work for him while he fishes?"

Looks like the tables have turned. Everyone else is doing Servo's work for once.

A poison fireleaf!

Ruby: "Uh... why do I feel super itchy all over after touching the poison fireleaf?"

Terrance: "This looks like the perfect spot to cloud gaze."

Ryan: "That cloud looks like a dragon!"
Terrance: "That cloud kinda looks like Servo."

Lilliana: "Guess who found some huckleberries?"

Ruby: "Ugh, these stupid bugs! Could there possibly be anything worse lurking around here?!"

Ruby: "Can't... stop... itching."

Lilliana: "Hey, some monarch butterflies! I wonder if I can catch them?"

Lilliana: "I caught them."

Lilliana: "Do you think it's safe to collect this fireleaf?"

This block squirrel is a work of art.

Servo: "Hmm... let me taste to make sure this is the right plant."

Servo: "Yep, that's definitely poison fireleaf. There's only one more plant we need now, that's the false morel mushroom. I think I know where to go."

Into the deep forest?

Servo: "Yep!"

This is where the hermit lives!

Are you kidding me? She has all the plants in her planter boxes! (Except for the false morel mushroom, the one plant Servo needs.)

Servo: "Well, this is absurd."

Ooh, here they are!

Servo: "I have successfully found all of the plants around Granite Falls."

Woohoo!

Ruby: "Ugh, I can't stop itching! I didn't know poison fireleaf makes you itch all over."

Everyone had a great hike except for Ruby.

Lilliana decided to take some pictures in front of the Granite Falls mascot statue.

It was impossible to fit the entire statue into the frame!

Servo can now grill his first herbal remedy, even though he's level 9 in the herbalism skill.

Servo: "A little dash of noxious elderberry..."

It looks like it's coming along nicely.

Here's Servo's first herbal remedy! Some insect repellent.

Servo: "Who wants to sit around the campfire and roast marshmallows that I can't eat?"

Lilliana: "There's even more bugs out here at night time!"

Lilliana: "Maybe some of Servo's insect repellent will work."

Lilliana: "Even though it kinda stinks."

Lilliana: "Did it work?"

Lilliana: "I think it did, the bugs left me alone!"

Servo: "Are we all gonna roast marshmallows or what?"

Terrance: "Ugh, stupid bugs! Lilliana used all the insect repellent!"

Ruby: "It's a wonderful summer night."

Unfortunately, there appears to be a bug in my game (no pun intended) where sims can't sit around the campfire.

Servo: "Oh, come on!"

The Parsons had a great time in Granite Falls!

Time to return home to Brindleton Bay.

Ruby: "That was a great camping trip... except for my rash from the poison fireleaf. Thank gosh that's gone."

Lilliana: "I think she passed it onto me!"