Chapter 149

Okay, so the Parsons have officially sent me crazy. If only I were kidding. My thoughts completely emptied by brain, and I accidentally erased a bunch of important pictures for this chapter. A lot of sims aged up, some may have even died, so I'll try to recap what happened to the best of my memory.

As you can see, Shiloh aged up into a child and he is adorable! He's definitely going to be an heir.

Shiloh: "Of course I am, I'm awesome."

Vanessa and Kyrie aged up into adults. Vanessa isn't too happy about it.

Vanessa: "I don't wanna be old."

Kyrie, however, is ecstatic.

Kyrie: "The older I get the more crazy wise I am."

Little Elodie aged up into a toddler and she is the cutest ever!

I definitely want her to be a gen 7 heiress.

Ahh! Cuteness overload!

Elodie: "I don't wanna be stuck in this house with these crazy sims!"

Elodie: "We need to form an escape plan, Mr. Butterfly."

Elodie: "Let's fly away together!"

Jakob: "Why can't I be an heir?"

Aww, so adorable!

Starlight: "Why didn't you share any with me?"

Quinn: "Because you have your own automatic food bowl."

You tell her, Quinn!

What you lookin' at?

Kyrie: "I'm just trying to eat my baked potato in peace."

Elodie: "Are you on board with the escape plan, Mr. Butterfly?"

What were you just talking about?

Elodie: "Nothing! Nothing at all!"

Elodie: "I'm an angel."

Mhmm... sure you are.

Elodie: "Get out of here, grandma! I don't wanna potty train!"

Dylan: "How did I get stuck on potty training duty?"

Button has lived a very long life, he's such a beautiful cat.

Even though he's lived for so long, I wasn't ready for this at all. I'm gonna miss him so much. Rest In Peace, Button Parsons. You were a lovely cat, and you will be dearly missed.

Grim Reaper: "Alright, don't ever do a double cat heir again. I'm tired of reaping so many souls."

Elodie: "I don't like the Grim Reaper."

Dylan: "Please don't make me do potty training anymore."

Elodie: "You'd better hush it, grandma. The Grim Reaper still hasn't left."

Elodie: "I left a nice mess for grandma on the potty."

Elodie: "I heard there was food down here."

Elodie: "Oh, grandmaaa!"

Elodie: "I love it here. Sims bring me food on command because I'm adorable."

Dylan: "You ready for some peas, Elodie?"

Elodie: "Peas? I wanted animal crackers."

Come on, really?!

I guess that's one way to enjoy peas.

Shiloh: "I'm glad I don't have to eat peas anymore. Baked potato is the best."

Apparently it is, you ate that in one second.

Opie: "Why can't I catch the sparkles?"

Elodie: "Grandma, I finished throwing eating my peas."

Servo: "Hey there, Mackenzie!"

Mackenzie: "Oh, hey, Servo! I left a nice surprise for you upstairs."

Poor Servo.

Fifi: "These sims are cruel."

It's a lovely night in Oasis Springs.

Good morning, Elodie! What are you so excited about?

Elodie: "That I get to eat grilled fruit for breakfast!"

Elodie: "Do you want some, Maggie?"

Looks like the Parsons love for grilled fruit has returned. It comes and goes.

Jakob: "Tell the doggy to stop sniffing my butt all the time!"

Grilled chicken and fish for breakfast?

How am I handling caring for 4 sims toddlers at once? This picture pretty much sums it up. Toddlers are so much more difficult in the sims 4 than they were in the sims 3.

Kyrie: "Luckily we have 5 bathtubs. Which kid are you gonna bathe?"
Mackenzie: "None."

Think again.

Mackenzie: "You want a bath, little guy?"

Quinn: "What do you think?"

There's so much going on at once with so many sims in the house! I'm going crazy! Thank gosh for Servo. I'm used to having a lot of sims in the house, but this is a new record.

Vanessa: "Who's the crazy one now?"

Hush.

Elodie: "It's you! You're the crazy one!"

I SAID HUSH!

Cade: "Why does this thing look like Servo?"

Servo: "Why does everyone say that? It does not look like me!"

Mackenzie: "You're really gonna make me clean up after all these sims?"

For the last time, HUSH!

Vanessa: "Eugh, there's so many dirty plates!"

Jaxton: "I'll just do my homework so I'm not forced to clean."

Let's see what Elodie thinks of the green crab block.

Elodie: "I like the green crab block."

Elodie: "But Mr. Butterfly is better."

I'm shook. The Parsons kids don't like the green crab block as much anymore. Will they even look at it in a few generations?

John: "Everyone's always in all the bathrooms!"

Shiloh: "Did I hear knocking on the door? I've been brushing my teeth for 45 minutes."

Cade: "Hanging out in the bathroom is so fun!"

Jaxton: "Please leave, Cade. I beg of you. I really need to pee."

Jakob: "I wanna hang out in the bathroom!"

Just stay in the living room like a somewhat normal Parsons.

Elodie: "Hi, Bunny! Do you like it here?"

Bunny: "No. It's a madhouse."

Elodie: "Huh? What do you mean?"

Bunny: "I mean that every sim in this house is out of their mind."

Elodie: "Do you think that I'll turn crazy too?"

Elodie: "Is there any way out of here?"

Bunny: "Your only hope is if you're not heir, but it's looking like you will be an heir, so you're stuck here with the crazies. It's inevitable that you will also turn crazy."

Vanessa: "Do you need any help with your homework, Shiloh?"

Shiloh: "Of course not, I'm a genius."

Jaxton: "Why do I always need help with my homework? Am I not a genius?"

Elodie: "You can run away with Mr. Butterfly and I, bunny!"

Elodie: "Just don't tell anyone, okay?"

Quinn: "I'm telling mom and dad."

What a snitch.

Aww, so adorable!

Please don't drop him.

Vanessa: "Elodie, have you been planning to run away with your toys?"

Elodie: "Of course not, I'm an angel, mommy!"

Vanessa: "Are you sure? That's not what Quinn told me."

Elodie: *Quinn is about to ruin my master plan.*

Oh, look out, we have another baller.

Starlight: "I'm a better baller than Kyrie."

You're so fluffy and cute!

The boys decide to go for a swim after completing their homework.

Shiloh: "Ha! Jaxton didn't complete his homework!:

Jaxton: "Yes I did, you just didn't see me complete it because I completed it way faster than you, dummy."

Shiloh: "That was not nice."

At least you have a nice relaxing float to cry on.

Servo has been harvesting all of the plants that are perfect quality instead of selling them. Why? So that he can fertilise the other plants in the hopes that they will evolve faster.

Speaking of which, the mushroom plant has evolved into perfect quality!

Kyrie: "We have the best garden ever! We should totally own a restaurant!"

Soon, my pretty.

Woohoo! Servo finally reached level 10 of the gardening skill!

That means that the gardening bot is back in action.

Shiloh: "Ah! Bees! Get away from my grilled fruit!"

Is anyone gonna help him?!

John & Mackenzie: "..."

I've missed this little guy.

Cookie, no!

Time for Servo to fertilise the plants. This takes a very long time, usually all sim night.

Really?! The cats have completely scratched up both couches!

Was it you?!

Fifi: "Maybe..."

Servo: "This stuff smells awful."

Penelope: "I'm glad I can't smell that stuff so that I can enjoy my hotdog."

I love this hoodie way too much.

John: "She stole it from me."

The artifacts association has been sending Kyrie artifacts in the mail to authenticate. In reward, he receives a pretty large sum of simoleons.

Kyrie: "We may be rich, but now we're about to be richer."

I love accidentally catching the sky at beautiful moments.

Oh, what's this?

The Parsons have purchased a rover to help clean up the floor since there's so many sims in the house.

I think the cats like it.

Cookie: "Can I ride it?"

No, that's not it's intended purpose.

Looks like it doesn't clean up cat hair like I thought it would.

This is it's new resting spot, right by the kitty litter. Welcome to the fam, rover.

Another crazy morning in the Parsons household.

Servo has begun upgrades to the rover.

Shiloh: "I'm tired of grilled fruit."

I thought it was your favorite.

Dylan: "Everyone's food palette is constantly changing. It's exhausting."

You're telling me.

Kyrie: "What the heck is that smell?"

Kyrie: "It's my kid? Why has no one bathed him?"

Because it's your job, sir.

Elodie: "I'm happy that I'm all clean!"

Mackenzie: "Why does everyone keep coming into the laundry room?!"

How ironic.

Cade, what are you doing?

Cade: "Just having a dance party in the bathroom."

He's a true Parsons child.

Laika has lived a beautiful long life filled with meows and getting pregnant all the time behind my back.

I'm gonna miss her so much! GET OUTTA HERE, GRIM!

Rest In Peace, Laika Parsons. You were a lovely cat, and you will be dearly missed.

Why is everyone having random dance parties by themselves today? Am I missing something?

Shiloh: "Why are you making me go to school? I gotta pee!"

Dylan: "Seriously?!"

Dylan: "I don't wanna have to clean up this mess!"

Dylan: "Why don't we have a better washing mashine? Tell Servo to repair it!"

Why don't you tell him?

Dylan: "Because I'm kinda scared of him."

Servo: "This family claims they're scared of me, but they're always bossing me around."

Quinn: "Look at the kitty."
Cade: "Do you wanna play with us, kitty?"

Cookie: "Does it look like I wanna play with you?"

Elodie: "I wouldn't wanna play with them either."

Starlight, were you playing in the puddle?

Starlight: "You saw nothing."

Fifi: "Behold, my new throne."

Servo: "Get me out of this family."

Servo, what the heck are you doing?! You were supposed to be doing laundry!

Servo: "Why do you always catch me?!"

Servo: "Malfunction. Malfunction."

Now we have to wait for the repair guy to show up to fix you.

Jakob is finally in a good mood for once.

Poor Servo, no one cares that he's broken down.

Looks like Starlight is going for a ride.

Starlight: "This is my new favorite seat."

Penelope: "Maybe Starlight will get off the rover if I tempt her with the cat wand."

Emily: "Why does my wife keep dancing behind me?"

Elodie: "You got a problem?"

Wade: "My granddaughter's a savage."

Cade: "I wanna go in the ball pit!"

Just don't go near the pool.

Maggie, no! Also, who made this mess?!

Kyrie: "Maggie, that's bad. We don't roll in paint."

Maggie: "I've seen you do worse, don't act like you're not completely insane."

Aaand the dryer broke. What is up with the appliances today?

Kyrie: "I'm gonna hide away from the appliances out here."

Kyrie: "Let's burn this stinky leaf pile."

Kyrie: "Woah!"

Kyrie: "That was close!"

Kyrie: "TOO CLOSE! AHH!"

That was stupid.

Kyrie: "You saw nothing."

You really want to make the fire bigger after what just happened?

Kyrie: "Yep!"

Kyrie: *Poke, poke*

Kyrie: "I'll throw this in there too."

What the heck is that thing?

Kyrie: "Beats me, I have no idea."

Kyrie: "But it's going in there anyway."

Servo is making more upgrades to the rover.

One of the upgrades is making it more quiet, therefore getting less pet attention. The pets are obsessed with this thing.

And Kyrie is obsessed with leaves.

Kyrie: "Woohoo, leaves!"

Kyrie, don't use such obscene language!

Kyrie: "Not that kind of woohoo, you dingus."

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it's leaves.

Seriously, what is going on at these schools?

Shiloh: "Don't ask."

Jaxton: "That's what he gets for making fun of me coming home from school like that when he was a toddler."

Cade: "What you lookin' at?"

Opie: "What you lookin' at?"

Elodie: "Who wants to clean the potty?"

*Crickets*

I keep accidentally catching the sim sky at the perfect times.

Elodie: "Shiloh stole the last plate of food."

Shiloh: "She's lying!"

Dylan: "So. Many. Kids. My head hurts."

Starlight: "Are there too many cats?"

Third time's a charm!

Mackenzie: "This fish is delicious!"

Starlight: "Can I haz some?"

Mackenzie: "I gave her some and then she went right to sleep."