The Parsons Legacy: Chapter 99

Makayla: "Ah, I love waking up at 4am!"

I don't love when you wake up at 4am.

Minnie: "I love staying up all night and running around the house!"

Servo: "Too... many... cats!"

Where did this pizza magically appear from?

Zayn: "From my grand delicioso spell."

That pizza looks good.

Ally: "Pizza for breakfast?!"
Gia: "Seriously? You're excited about that?"

Ally & Archer: "YES!"

Gia: "These people are nuts."

Archer: "I have a name to call Gia that rhymes with nuts."
Ally: "Does it start with an S?"

What an interesting breakfast combination. Left over Winterfest ham and pepperoni pizza.

Gia: "I looked at your garden yesterday, and it sucks."
Joey: "What?"

Joey: "That garden is my life's work! How could you say that?!"
Gia: "Sorry, it's the truth."

Ally: "Did she really just say that?"

Gia: "One of the worst gardens I've ever seen."

Dylan: "That was not nice."

Clover: "Can I have some?"
Makayla: "You have your own food!"

Joey: "I guess I can try to improve my garden."
Gia: "Don't bother. It's horrible."

Zayn didn't even know what to say.

Dylan: "Yay! I get spaghetti again!"
Makayla: "Pizza is better."

Whyyy?!

Gia continued to be rude to Zayn's family.

Makayla: "Ooh, my back hurts!"

Gia: "You know why your back hurts?"

Gia: "Because you're crusty and old."

Makayla: "What did you just call me?"

Uh oh, Gia is about to make the old Makayla come back.

Makayla: "Who are you calling crusty and old?"

Gia: "The old lady! Where's your walking stick?"

Makayla: "It's up your ass!"
Gia: "Excuse me?"

Makayla: "You heard me!"

Gia obviously has a serious attitude problem.

Makayla: "I don't even wanna sit near her."

Archer: "I don't even wanna breathe near her."

Honey, you've got a big storm comin'.

Zayn: "Hey, mom. Is everything alright? You look upset."

Makayla: "I am upset, Zayn. Gia has been saying horrible things to me."

Zayn: "She has? What did she say?"

Makayla: "She called me, and I quote, 'crusty and old'."

Zayn: "That's kinda funny, tho."

Zayn: "I'm kidding, please don't kill me."

Makayla: "I'll spare your life this time."

Makayla: "You really need to say something to her."

Zayn: "Don't worry, I will."

Gia has been doing nothing all day but eating pizza, and she has the nerve to judge anyone else.

Kai: "Your dancing is bad!"
Dylan: "That's not nice!"

Minnie: "BREAK IT UP, YOU TWO!"

A bunch of wild Parsons pets appear.

Dylan: "I love you, daddy!"
Zayn: "I love you too, Dyl."

Dylan: "I want another hug, daddy!"

Zayn: "Of course, princess."

Gia: "Even his kid is annoying. I'll tolerate them because I love him."

Kai's cowboy pyjamas are so adorable!

You're back into chess?

Makayla: "I need to get my logic skill to level 6 so I can get promoted before I pass."

Ally: "And a little bit of dirt."

Gia: "It stinks down here."

Ally: "Hey, Gia!"

Gia: "Do you mind? It stinks down here and it's stinking up the house! Why are you even doing this?! Mixing potions? It's dumb! You're a loser! Don't you have anything better to do?!"

Ally: "Excuse me? What did you just say?"

Gia: "You heard me!"

Ally: "At least I'm doing something with my life instead of just trapping guys into relationships by getting pregnant!"

Gia: "You have a lot of nerve."

Ally: "Do I? You're the one who came down here just to be rude."

Gia: "Whatever, I'm outta this stinky room."
Ally: "I'll make a nice potion for you while you're gone."

Ally: "It will contain all kinds of ingredients."

Gia: "Hey, babe!"
Zayn: "Oh... uh... hey."

Gia: "Is everything alright?"

Zayn: "Uh... yeah. Everything's fine."

Kai: "Things, in fact, were not fine."

Gia: "You know I love you, right?"

Zayn: "How sweet."

Zayn couldn't say it back. He didn't love her at all. He actually couldn't stand her. He was still in love with Maya. He always would be.

The giant spoon makes a return!

Ally: "Damn right."

Ally: "Do you really have to teleport down here instead of just walking down the stairs?"
Zayn: "Yessir."

Ally: *Cough, cough* "Oh my god."

Ally: "This potion did not turn out like I expected it to."

Uh... Ally...

Ally: "Oh my god! I'm hideous!"

Zayn: "Ugh, what the hell?!"

Zayn: "My eyes! MY EYES!"

Ally: "I look terrible! Hopefully it wears off in a few hours."

Zayn: "Yeah, hopefully. So, anyway, I came down here to talk to you about Gia. Has she said anything... rude to you?"

Ally: "She's horrible, Zayn."

Zayn: "She is? What did she say?"

Ally: "She came down here and said it stinks down here and it's making the entire house stink. She also pretty much said I'm a complete loser and lowlife for brewing potions."

Zayn: "What? She said that? This is awful. I barely know her at all! I lost my wife who was the love of my life because of her, and I'm about to have a kid with her, so I'm forced to be with her."

Ally: "I'm sorry. I feel bad for you, Zayn. I really do."

Zayn: "It's no one's fault but my own. She's just horrible, though. She even yelled at the dogs."

Ally: "What?!"

Zayn: "I know... I don't know what to do. I can't be with someone like that."

Blu: "Y'all got food?"

Ally: "Hey, Blu!"

Blu: "Don't look at me, Medusa."

Ally: "Come on, Blu! It's me! Ally!"

Zayn: "What are you complaining about, Blu? She's always this ugly."

Ally: "Why is everyone roasting me?"

Zayn: "I got roasts for days."

Kai: "Hi, Mika! Wanna play in the snow?"

Mika: "I came out here for some alone time."

Dylan: "This butterfly is so pwetty!"

Dylan: "It has such pwetty patterns on it's wings."

Dylan: "And it's pink! My favorite color, and the color of my hair!"

Archer: "Hey, Ally!"

Ally: "Oh no! Maybe if I cover my face, he won't see how hideous I look."

Archer: "That potion looks like it's coming along well."

Archer, have you noticed Ally's face?

Archer: "What do you mean?"

Archer: "Oh my god! She looks hideous!"

Ally: "You want me to throw you into this pot?"

Gia: "Hopefully no one smells the bathroom after I just used it."

Ally: "Who's the stinky one now?"

You both look very excited.

Gia: "Why are you dumb dogs always playing in puddles?"

Gia: "You're all beyond annoying."

Gia: "Ugh, my back!"

Makayla: "Gia's back hurts? Good."

Gia: "What did she just say?"

Ally: "You heard her."

Joey: "Are you all defending me because she roasted my garden? She's awful!"

Zayn: "Hey, mom."

Makayla: "Hey, Zayn. I can see something's on your mind... and on your face."

Zayn: "Yes, I'm sick right now. Anyway, I don't know what to do about Gia. I'm miserable with her."

Makayla: "So is everyone else. She's beyond rude."

Zayn: "What should I do, mom? I'm still in love with Maya, and I can't stand Gia! But she's about to have my kid!"

Makayla: "I really don't know what to tell you."

Zayn: "That's how I know it's bad."

Zayn: "You usually always know the right thing to say. I've messed up so bad this time that no one knows what to say."

Zayn: "This is making me dizzy."

Makayla: "I think that's just the fever you have."

Zayn: "Yeah, you're right. Wow, you really ate that pasta fast."

Makayla: "It's delicious! Thank you for making it, even though you just cast a spell and it appeared out of thin air."

Mika aged up into an elder!

Whiskers: "I don't want mom to get old."

Joey: "Being old isn't that bad. My back doesn't hurt. Nope, not at all."

Cam 2.0.

Bubbles aged up into an elder!

Zayn: "Are y'all excited for the New Year's countdown?"
Ally: "No! We're getting older already!"

Makayla: "What a lovely New Year's Eve show. It'd be shame if someone... turned it off!"

Joey: "MAKAYLA! HOW DARE YOU!"

Makayla: "Hahahahaha!"

Archer: "You have forsaken us! Turn it back on!"

Zayn: "That was pretty mean."

Makayla: "Mission accomplished! That was hilarious!"

Just when I thought Makayla was becoming less wild in her old age. Next thing we know, she'll be fighting someone again.