Chapter 100

Ally is pregnant!

Yay! More Parsons babies!

Ally: "Guess what, Archer?"

Archer: "You're pregnant?"

Ally: "Yes! Ahhh!"

Archer: "YES! I'm so excited! I can't wait to be a dad!"

Ally: "You'll be the best dad ever!"

Gia: "Ugh, I'm sick of this belly."

Oh my goodness.

Ally: "Why do they have to do this in my room?"

Gia: "It's a wonderful day to bully some people."

Gia: "My belly feels weird."

Fish tacos for breakfast?

Zayn: "Yessir."

Gia: "Ooh, something doesn't feel right."

Gia: "Oh my god! I think my water just broke!"

Gia: "Zayn!"

Zayn: "Oh my god, I'm not prepared at all this time!"

It's a girl! 💖 Introducing Sienna Parsons!

Gia: "She's beautiful!"

Zayn: "She's perfect."

Gia: "Aren't you, little one?"

Gia: "You're the most beautiful sim in the world."

Hairballs. Hairballs everywhere.

Uh oh...

Gia: "You dumb, dirty, disgusting dogs!"

Gia: "Don't you have anything better to do than to jump in puddles all day?!"

Looks like someone needs to tinkle.

Makayla: "I always do. Blame old age."

Kai loves climbing up and down the stairs.

Excuse me, Bacon! Stop that!

Who built this weird snowpal?

Whiskers: "It wasn't me."

Taco: "Don't look at me, peasant."

Dylan: "A new sissy?"

Dylan: "I don't wanna share my room!"

Gia: "I don't care what you want!"

Dylan: "Huh?"

Gia: "You're not the center of attention around here anymore, Sienna is. It's all about her."

Dylan: *Tearing up*

Gia: "Get used to it!"

Zayn: "Were you just yelling at my daughter?!"

Gia: "What? No... I wasn't."

Zayn: "Don't even try to lie! I heard you!"

Gia: "Zayn... just calm down, babe."

Zayn: "Don't tell me to calm down! I know you've been saying rude things to my family, but you yelling at my kids is the last straw!"

Gia: "I'm sorry, okay?!"

Zayn: "You were saying Dylan isn't going to get attention anymore? Who the hell says stuff like that?"
Gia: "I didn't mean it like that... but, you and I have a daughter now, and it's about her, too."

Zayn: "It's about all the kids, no one gets left out of the equation."

Zayn: "And you've been saying rude things to my parents, my sister, my dogs, everyone!"

Gia: "I didn't mean to come off as rude... it's just how I am. I'm sorry, baby. I love you."

Zayn: "Well I don't love you. I don't even know you. I want you out of my house and out of my life."

Gia: "What?!"

Gia: "Are you breaking up with me?!"

Gia: "No! This can't be happening!"

Gia: "We just had a baby together!"

Makayla: "Luckily Zayn went in there and handled that. I was about to kick her ass."
Joey: "You're such a savage, I love it."

Gia: "I don't wanna leave! Zayn is the love of my life!"

Get out.

Gia left the Parsons' house devastated.

And now, Zayn was a single father of three kids. He also couldn't stop thinking about... Maya.

Pinkie: "Wake up, let's play."
Bacon: "Zzz."

Someone doesn't look happy.

Dylan: "Hi, kitty! Can you hear me?"

Archer: "Let's give you a bath."
Pinkie: "A what?"

What's wrong, Servo?
Servo: "Someone must have... the TV... remote... it's messing with... my controls!"

Dylan: "This is a weird toy."

Zayn: "This pink bathroom has the best bidet."

TMI, Zayn!

Archer: "Hey, babe. I'm gonna go out tonight!"

Ally: "Oh... uh... where to?"

Archer: "Just to the bar. I'll be back later."

Whiskers is aging up already?!

Whiskers aged up into an adult! I definitely want him to be the next heir of the cat family tree. It was going to be Bacon, but Whiskers is so adorable! The cats/dogs who are not chosen as the heir/heiress will be put up for adoption.

Sienna aged up into a toddler! She's so adorable!

Sienna: "I'm hungry!"

Bacon: "Whatchu lookin' at?"

Kai aged up into a child as Servo was baking him a birthday cake. Now he thinks I forgot his birthday. I did, which is why I made a birthday cake at the last second before he aged up.

Taco aged up into an adult! He is so adorable!

Minnie: "These strawberries are delicious!"

Joey: "Should I be flattered or annoyed?"

Kai, I'm sorry I forgot your birthday.

Kai: "Don't look at me."

Woah, who made this rack of lamb?

Zayn: "It was me! I made it!"

With a spell, of course.

Mika: "How dare you not share your rack of lamb with me, you selfish imbecile!"

Archer: "I'll pretend I didn't hear that."

Sienna: "You're creepy."
Servo: "That's not nice!"

Ally: "Time to whip up some more potions."

Makayla: "Why do I have to keep playing chess? I'm hungry and I need to pee!"

You also need to be promoted to level 10 of the painter career, so hush.

Dylan: "Hi, Mika!"
Mika: "You got any food?"

Look at Makayla's cool uniform!

Makayla: "I NEED TO PEE!"

Archer: "You ready for our walk, Ally?"

Why did Archer's head do a full 360 turn?

Ally: "That was... creepy."

Archer: "Before we begin our walk, I have a question to ask you."

Archer: "Ally Parsons, will you marry me?"

Ally: "Oh my god! Yes, of course!"

Ally's curse of repulsiveness struck again while Archer was proposing. Let's hope she can create a potion to reverse this curse ASAP.
(I kid you not, I was laughing so hard when this happened in game.)

Ally: "It's beautiful!"

Archer: "So were you- I mean... so are you."

*Kiss*

Archer: "Woah!"

Ally: "I just wanna give you infinite amounts of kisses!"

Archer: "Ugh! My eyes!"

Ally: "Aww, you think I'm so beautiful that your eyes can't even handle it?"

Oh, god.

Kai: "Hi, mommy! Wanna come inside?"

Maya came over to visit the kids today.

They were super excited to see her.

Maya was anxious to see Zayn. She was still madly in love with him.

Dylan: "Hi, mommy!"
Maya: "Hi, Dylan!"

Maya: "Mommy's missed you so much!"
Dylan: "I missed you more mommy!"

Maya: "Have you been eating your vegetables, Kai?"
Kai: "Uh..."

Zayn: "He hasn't."

Zayn was trying not to let his feelings show, but he was still crazy in love with Maya, too.

Zayn and Maya decided to take the kids to the park.

Zayn was happy to be able to relax.

Maya: "Have you been doing your homework, too?"
Kai: "Mooom!"

Sienna: "I love the park!"

Dylan: "Me too! It's so pwetty and fun!"

Zayn couldn't stop looking at Maya and admiring how beautiful she looked.

Then, another beautiful sim decided to sit next to Zayn.

Arabella: "This park is gorgrous!"

Arabella: "Don't you think?"

Zayn: "Oh, uh... yeah! It's beautiful."

Arabella: "It sure is! I'm Arabella, what's your name?"

Zayn: "I'm Zayn. If you're trying to make a move on me, don't bother..."

Zayn: "I have three kids."

Zayn deep down just wanted nothing more than to be with Maya, but it was too late. He knew he ruined everything.

Dylan: "You wanna play princesses?"

Sienna: "No, I wanna play pirates!"

Arabella: "You think that's going to deter me from talking to you? They're adorable!"

Zayn: "Thanks, I just didn't think anyone would take an interest in me anymore."

Arabella: "Well, I most definitely take an interest in you. You're super cute!"

Zayn: "Oh, why thank you. So are you."

Arabella: "Thank you, Zayn! I just moved around here. Everyone is a bit stand-offish, though."

Zayn: "Well, I'm here if you need anyone to talk to."

Arabella: "Thanks, even though you were just a little bit stand-offish because you have kids."

Zayn: "Hahaha! Good point. I'm sorry, I'm usually not like that. I'm quite the opposite, which has put me in some... situations."

Maya: "Okay, one more question. Have you been brushing your teeth twice a day?"

Kai: "Why can't you just be a fun sea monster instead of a judgemental sea monster?"

Sisterly love.

After a lot of talking, Zayn and Arabella decided to go roller skating.

Arabella: "Oh, gosh. I'm not the best at this."

Zayn: "AH! I forgot how bad I am at this."

Blame the Parsons genes.

Arabella: "Woah! It's so slippery!"

Arabella: "I can barely catch up to you!"

Dylan: "Let's come back to the park in the middle of the night!"

Sienna: "No, Dylan! That's bad!"

Maya: "Did I just hear you say you're going to sneak out, Dylan?"

Dylan: "No! I didn't say that, mommy! I wanna go home now!"

Zayn: "I guess that's my queue to leave."

Arabella: "That was so much fun!"
Zayn: "Yeah, it was."

Zayn: "Oh, it's starting to rain."

Zayn: "You're a pretty good skater!"

Arabella: "Oh, you're just saying that!"

Zayn: "Hahaha, maybe..."

Arabella: "I had a lot of fun. I have to get your number, Zayn!"

Zayn: "It's 923847238935826349863957."

Arabella: "Okay, great!"

Arabella: "I'll definitely text you later!"
Zayn: "Alright, see you later!"

Ally: "Screw the park, I'd rather be down here making potions instead."