Chapter 70

It's Spooky Day! Here's Joey's astronaut costume.

Zayn: "I'm Yoda!"

Jade: "I'm a hotdog!"

Eva: "Where's my costume, daddy?"
Joey: "You demanded food as soon as you woke up."

Makayla: "I'm a cheerleader, bitches."

Kalani: "I got the worst costume this year. I'm a pizza delivery woman."

Nibbles: "I'm a robber."
You don't even need a costume. You steal everyone's food.

Jonah: "I want a costume!"
Servo: "Me too, kid. Me too."

Finn is a little elf helper!

You look very happy for someone in a dirty highchair.

Cameron: "I'm not cleaning it."

Eva: "Yay! I got a costume!"

Eva is also a little elf helper.

Servo has started upgrades on the TV.

Aww, how sweet!

Get a room!

Cupcake: "There's children in here!"

Finn: "Grandma and grandpa are gross."

Kalani: "Cupcake's right. We shouldn't kiss here."

Cameron: "That's what the shower is for."

Kalani: "Good thinking!"
Gross!

Finn: "Look at my robot toy!"

Finn: "It looks like Servo!"

Jade: "Ahh! What kind of candy bowl is this?!"

Jade: "I'd better get lots of candy after this."

Jade: "Only one piece of candy. Really?"

Jade: "Hey, that tasted pretty good!"

Jonah is the third little elf!

Nothing to see here. Just an astronaut dancing with two little elves.

Finn: "I've got the coolest dance moves!"

Jonah: "Nuh-uh! I do!"

You're literally doing the same dance move.

Joey: "The Parsons dancing genes live on."

Kalani: "Get used to dancing for the rest of your life."
Finn: "Say what?"

Finn: "Daddy, grandma just said I'm going to be dancing for the rest of my life. That's not true, is it?"
Joey: "It is."

Finn: "What?!"

Cupcake: "Thank goodness I possibly can't dance."

Jade! Stop that!

Kalani: "I love your costume, Eva!"
Eva: "Your costume is horrible."

Joey: "Oh, snap."

Kalani: "How could she say that?! My heart is broken!"

Kalani: "Wait, I just remembered I have some pizza in the fridge that I'm not going to share."

Eva: "Not going to share? Wait! I'm sorry grandma!"

Joey is going around the neighborhood again digging for treasures to add to 😎 The Collection. 😎

Joey: "Don't mind me, I'm just having the time of my life."

Baby Yoda who?

Zayn: "Who needs a captain?"

Zayn: "Yoda is the captain now!"

Zayn: "I'm the coolest captain ever!"

Cameron: "I don't even know what my costume is."

This random townie kid just came into the house looking for candy.

And he regretted it instantly.

Makayla: "Oww, my back!"

Makayla: "This better be the last one."

Servo: "AHHHH!"

Servo: "Why did you make me do that?!"
Do it again!

Servo: "AHHHHH!"

Servo: "IT'S TERRIFYING!"

Relax, Servo. It's adorable!

Servo: "I'm not doing it again!"

These townies keep trying to get a treat but end up getting tricked.

Cameron: "I thought I said I'm not cleaning this!"

Yes, yes you did. That's why you're cleaning it.

Joey: "No one ever wants to play chess with me."

Joey: "That's why I play with my imaginary friend."

Joey: "He's really cool."

Cameron: "This burger is delicious!"
Makayla: "So delicious that you went cross eyed?"

Jade: "I don't blame him. It is delicious!"

These candy bowls have no mercy!

Once you see it...

You can't un-see it.

Makayla: "See what?"

Milo: "As soon as this plant grows some veggies..."

Milo: "...I'm gonna eat them all."

Cupcake: "Lemme tell you a secret."

Loki: "Leave me alone."
Cupcake: "Wait! You didn't even let me tell you!"

Cameron: "Goodnight Finn."

Cameron: "They're finally all asleep. That took hours."

Zayn: "I'm going to eat the rest of the burgers in the fridge while everyone is asleep."

Cupcake: "What's it doing?"
Milo: "I don't know."

Cupcake: "Is it gonna fill our bowls or what?"

Spooky Day has concluded. It was such a fun day!