Chapter 110

Oh no!

Nooooo! Not the sassy king Blu. 😢

Maya: *Gasp* Blu?!

Everyone realised what was going on and gathered around quickly.

Zayn: "Ugh, why do I always have a crisis every time this happens?! I gotta pee!"

Maya: "Don't take Blu!"

Servo: "I'm gonna miss Blu so much."

Zayn: *Gasp* "There he is!"

Corbin: "Don't look at me, I'm not next!"

Rest In Peace, Blu Parsons. You were a sassy king, and you will be dearly missed.

Maya: "I'm not feeling so good."

Grim Reaper: "You're still plotting your 'revenge' on me? Pathetic."

Ally: "You won't be saying that when I succeed at it."

Penelope: "Green crab block!"

Uh oh. I forgot about the green crab block.

Minnie: "This is the perfect place for a nap."

I literally can't think of anywhere worse you could take a nap.

Penelope: "Green crab block is my favorite."

Of course it is.

Zayn: "It used to be my favorite too."

I remember vividly.

Ally is pregnant again!

Ignore the fact that everyone is filthy.

Dylan: "Dad, I get it, okay?!"

Zayn: "No you don't. I don't want you to make the same mistakes as me. Life lesson number 10, don't get juiced."

Maya: "Getting juiced leads to bad things."

Kai: "How long is this lecture gonna go on for?!"

Wade: "Dylan! Wait up!"

Dylan: "Ugh, Wade!"

Dylan: "I wanna go in the ocean."

Dylan: "By myself."

Wade: "Uh... sorry..."

Dylan: "Ha! Gotcha!"

Dylan: "I've been waiting for you to get here! Come on, let's go swimming!"

Wade: "What if someone sees our mermaid tails?"

Dylan: "Then we swim away to one of the deserted islands for a few hours."

Wade: "And then we can collect coconuts and pineapples!"

Dylan: "Exactly! See? Just gotta look at the bright side! Let's go!"

Dylan and Wade ran into the ocean.

There were so many beautiful fish swimming around.

That rainbow fish in particular has caught my eye. I can't wait for the Parsons' to catch every fish.

Dylan: "Why do you need to catch every fish? You already got two fish right here."

Wade: "Yeah! We're the best fish ever."

Wade: "Dylan... I-"

Dylan: *Splash*

Wade: *Splash*

Dylan: "Hey!"

Wade: "Hahaha! You did it first!"

Dylan: "So, what were you trying to say before?"

Wade: "Oh, uh..."

Wade: "Dylan... I think... you're super pretty... and I really like you."

Dylan: "You what-"

Wade grabbed Dylan and kissed her.

She immediately kissed him back.

They'd both had a crush on each other for a long time.

They never knew how to express it, they worried it would ruin their friendship.

Now they finally knew they shared the same feelings.

Wade: "That was..."

Dylan: "...amazing."

Dylan: "Who knew you'd be so brave? That was hot."

Wade: "Am I not usually brave?"

Dylan: "You? Brave?!"

Dylan: "Who was the one who fought the fish for our mermaid powers?!"

Wade: "Yeah, you're right. You're way more brave than me. That's one of the many reasons that I love you-"

Dylan: "Did you just say you love me?"

Looks like Dylan's tan wore off.

Wade: "Did I just say that out loud?"

Dylan: "Yeah, you did. But I love you too. I always have."

Wade: "I've always loved you too, Dyl."

Wade: "I hope this makes us official."

Dylan: "Oh, it most certainly does."

Servo, were you trying to escape this family again while I was gone?

Servo: "Maybe."

Rainbow: "That's why he offered to give me a bath."

Ally: "Ugh, I gotta pee!"

Well, go to the bathroom.

Ally: "I just woke up!"

Maya: "It's such a beautiful day."

A beautiful day to eat mac and cheese?

Kai: "How you liking these irresponsible breakfasts, Corbin?"

Corbin: "It was fun at first, but now I'm sick of it."

Servo: "Ah! The bees are stinging me again! And you wonder why I wanna get away from this family!"

Too bad, sir.

Minnie aged up into an elder! And she's sick, she needs a vet treat. And yes, she's always dirty and jumping in puddles.

Someone thinks they're slick by leaving all these plates where they thought I wouldn't find them. It was probably Servo getting revenge on me.

Penelope: "Can you share some of that, sissy?"

Dana: "No. My chicken."

Those are some wide, creepy grins.

Princess: "Can we have some more food, dad?"
Watermelon: "Sure, I'll show you a secret to trick the automatic food bowl into giving you food on command."

What?!

Ally: "The dogs have outsmarted us already."

Well, y'all are pretty dumb sometimes.

Kai: "Ah! BEES!"

Kai: "They're all stinging me!"

Kai: "What did I do to deserve this?!"

Penelope: "I'm glad the bees don't sting me."

Penelope: "They love me."

Ally: "Alright, P, time to learn cards."

Ally: "What's this, P?"

Penelope: "Blocks. Where's the green crab block?"

Penelope: "That's my favorite block."

Ally: "It's not on this card, sweetie. What color is the third block?"

Penelope: "Blue! The same color as the toilet water I put your makeup in, mommy."

Ally: "Say what?"

Penelope: "That's what you get for making me eat vegetables."

Ally: "My daughter has also already outsmarted me."

Zayn: "Why do I have to go around collecting all these plants? I'm not my dad!"

Shut it, Zayn. The Parsons' will be growing some nice pineapples."

Zayn: "Gardening is so time consuming. What happened to the gardening bot?!"

It broke and for some reason it won't let Servo fix it, so you're stuck doing it now.

Zayn: "Hey, hot stuff. Nice glasses."

Maya: "Very funny. My doctor said I have to wear these until the dizziness from this rash clears up."

Corbin: "You ready for potty training, P?"

Penelope: "Don't ever ask that question again!"

Penelope: "I hate potty training, daddy."

Corbin: "Uh... we have a problem here..."

Ally: "You're so pretty, Olive. I bet Whiskers thinks you're pretty too, why don't you go try to have kittens with him?"
Olive: "Great idea!"

Olive: "Hey there, Whiskers."

Whiskers: "Uh... hi."

Olive: "You smell good."
Whiskers: "Why are you getting so close?"

Whiskers: "Get away from me!"

Olive: "How dare you! You get away!"

Olive: "I still want kittens."

Why can't you guys get along?! This has happened every single time you try for kittens!

Ally: "Come on, Whiskers. Be nice to Olive."

Maya: "Woah!"

Why are you always out here?

Maya: "Don't judge me!"

Olive: "I'm judging you."

Dylan: "School was so boring today."

Rainbow: "I'm glad that I don't have to go to school."

Ally: "Me too!"