Chapter 105

Once again, Ally was up with baby Sophia.

While Archer went to throw up in the bathroom from drinking too much juice at the bar last night. 🙄

I love having Maya back in the house!

Things were going really well for Maya and Zayn.

Maya: "Let's get you all cleaned up!"

Mintie: "Don't bother. I'm just gonna jump in 50 more puddles again."

It's Love Day time! 💌💘😍💋

Joey's growfruit tree is literally glowing! (Ignore the weeds.)

Joey: "How could you embarrass me by showing everyone that my plants have weeds?!"

I'm sorry!

Lovebirds!

Maya: "You're so romantic."

Maya: "I can't wait to go back to the waterfall together."

Zayn: "Oh, neither can I."

Please don't.

Hot mama!

Maya: "Oh, stop it, you."

Archer: "I swear I wasn't looking."

Archer: "I'm off to the bar, my dudes."

What a loser.

Makayla: "You like my new painting? I'm very proud of it."

I can see a cat... a fish... a bunch of random shapes.

Sienna: "I wanna be an artist like grandma!"

This is not the place to start!

Where are you riding to?

Makayla: "Away from this crazy family."

You're riding on the sand?

Makayla: "Mind your business."

I wonder who had a good day and who had a bad day at school...

Wade came over to visit Dylan! These two are becoming so close.

Dylan: "How annoying was that substitute teacher today?"

Wade: "You can't blame her for yelling at you, Dyl. You did throw a spitball at her."

Dylan: "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Dylan: "Wanna go down to the beach and throw spitballs at random people sunbathing?"

Wade: "Dylan!"

Dylan: "Hahaha! Just kidding... or am I?"

Makayla: "There's been some socks missing from the laundry. Have you been putting them in your potions? It smells like socks in here."

Ally: "What? No! Of course not!"

Makayla had been helping out Ally extra with the kids.

She felt horrible that Archer was never there to raise the kids with Ally. She wanted to help out as much as she could.

Dylan: "What about when the spitball hit her in the middle of her forehead? Hahahaha!"
Wade: "Hahahahaha! Okay, fine, it was pretty hilarious!"

Sienna: "No one's getting any of my grilled fruit."
Pinkie: "Guess I sat here for nothing then."

Woohoo! Ally has reached the 'Virtuoso' spellcaster rank! She has also completed her aspiration 'Purveyor of Potions'! I'm so proud of her!

Zayn: "Chocolate cake for lunch?"
Maya: "Don't act like you've never done it before!"

Dylan: "We have to go try out the new swings!"

Wade: "That sounds like so much fun! Let's go!"

Makayla: "Ugh, my back is not what it used to be."

You're getting old.

Makayla: "Excuse you?"

Literal twins.

Zayn: "Except my hair's better."
Kai: "Excuse me?"

Uh... Joey?

Joey: "Zzz..."

Dylan and Wade ran straight down to the swings.

Dylan: "This is so much fun!"

Wade: "Look how high I can go!"

Dylan: "I can go higher!"
Wade: "Oh yeah?"

Wade: "Beat that!"

Dylan: "You call that high?! Ha!"

Makayla: "Damn, Maya! You look amazing!"

Maya: "Aww, thank you, Makayla! So do you!"

Makayla: "Nope, you're the hottest mama in town!"

Zayn: "She sure is."

Zayn: "Look, Mika. Your favorite."

Mika: "Sparkles!"

Mika: "Let me catch the sparkles!"

Zayn: "Look, there's a rainbow too!"

Once again, Ally was sleeping in her bed alone.

Archer finally got home from the bar at 3am after being there all day.

He went in the kitchen to eat while Joey was having a little midnight snack. Joey was starting to get fed up with the way Archer was treating Ally.

He couldn't sit back and say nothing anymore.

Joey: "Where the hell have you been all day?!"

Archer: "Huh... uh... at the grocery store."

Joey: "For 15 hours?! I don't think so! You were at the bar again, weren't you?!"

Archer: "Why does it matter to you?"

Joey: "Why does it matter to me?! I'll tell you why it matters, my daughter and granddaughters are here all day wondering where the hell you are. You treat them like they don't even exist. Ally deserves way better than you, and I hope she realises it and dumps you, then you will finally realise what you had."

Archer: "Woah, are you serious?"
Joey: "Do I look like I'm kidding? I'm going to bed, I can't be down here with you."

Woo! Go Joey!

Joey: "It felt good to finally get that off my chest."

Happy birthday, Sienna!

Sienna aged up into a child! She's so adorable!

Sophia aged up into a toddler!

She looks like Archer.

Nooooo! Bubbles! 😢

Grim Reaper: "Once again, I am asking for your cat's souls."

Maya: "This is such a bad time, I'm gonna pee myself!"

Zayn: "And I stink! I need a shower!"

Maya: "And I'm starving!"

I swear I take good care of my sims.

Grim Reaper: "I'm getting sick of this family."

Nooooo!

Rest In Peace, Bubbles Parsons. You were a lovely cat and will be dearly missed.

Mika is also passing away! Nooooo!

Joey: "Not Bubbles and Mika!"

Ally: "This can't be happening!"

Ally: "On the same day?!"

Rest In Peace, Mika Parsons. You were a beautiful cat and will be dearly missed.

Maya: "This cake looks tasty, thanks cowplant!"

Maya, NO!

Cowplant: "Got another one."

Spit her out!

Cowplant: "Fine. ACK!"

Didn't you learn anything from the last time this happened to you?!

Maya: "The cake was so tempting."

Ally's sadness started to become very visible to everyone. She couldn't hide it any longer.

Zayn felt horrible seeing his sister so sad. He knew it was time to say something to her about this.

Ally and her kids deserved better than this.

She was holding back tears most of the day.

Zayn: "So you're really just going to sit here waiting for Archer while you care for the kids all day and night?"

Ally: "Wha... what are you talking about?"

Zayn: "You know what I'm talking about. Your husband is always at the bar and you're always sitting here calling him and waiting for him."

Ally: "Ha! Really?"

Ally: "The guy with three baby mamas is trying to judge my life?"

Zayn: "I'm not judging you, I'm judging Archer."

Zayn: "He treats you like crap. He arrives home at 4am juiced every night."

Ally: "I know that, Zayn. What the hell am I supposed to do? He's the father of my kids."

Zayn: "Find someone better than him. There's a million other guys out there you can be with, why even bother with him?"

Ally: "Who's gonna want me? I have two kids!"

Zayn: "What about the fat guy who always shamelessly tans nude on the beach?"

Ally: "Hahaha! Good one, dummy."

Ally: *Crying* "I just seriously don't know what to do anymore, Zayn."

It was hard for Zayn to see his sister so upset, he didn't know what to say or do.

Zayn: "You don't deserve to be treated this way."

Ally: "I know I don't! But he's the father of my kids and I love him!"

Ally: "Why did I have to get stuck with him? I just wish he would grow up!"

Zayn: "Well, wishing he would change isn't going to do anything."
Ally: "I know it isn't."

Zayn: "You know that you and your kids deserve better, and don't even for a second think that you won't find someone else just because you have kids."

Ally: "I don't even want to have to be in this position. I just wanted to have a happy family! Not a broken one!"

Ally: "Ugh, I'm so stupid! This is my fault!"

Zayn: "Don't blame yourself for this. He's the one to blame."

Ally: "I'm stupid that I didn't see this coming! He literally went to the bar every night before we even had kids!"

Zayn felt awful for her. Everyone did. It was so hard for them to see her in this position. They just hoped she would finally take that step and leave Archer and find someone better.

Sophia: "I don't like the potty."

Here we go again.

Were you on the waterslide for the 357th time again today?

Maya: "Maybe."

Dana: "I wanna go on the waterslide."

Uh oh, franks and beans! Everyone's gonna be farting tonight.

Maya: "Prepare the toilets!"

Yay! Makayla has finally reached level 10 of the painter career! I was so worried she was gonna die before she reached it.

Why are you never happy when you come home from school?

Dylan: "Because it's boring!"

Makayla: "I can't believe I reached level 10 of the painter career without attending university!"

Yeah, and it took you literally your whole life.

Pinkie: "I'm proud of you, Makayla."

Makayla: "Ugh!"

Makayla: "This is why my back is bad!"

Yeah, that's why, it's not because you're old or anything.

Sienna: "I was having fun on the waterslide until grandma came along and wouldn't let me have a turn."

Makayla: "Are you guys coming on the waterslide too?"
Wade: "We sure are!"

Dylan: "Here comes the coolest kid ever!"

Dylan: "That's right! It's me!"

You're definitely your father's daughter.

Makayla: "Woah!"
Wade: "I hope we don't crash!"

Dylan: "Grandma, can we have a turn yet? You went the last 10 times."
Makayla: "No. My turn again."

Makayla: "Woo! Here comes the hottest grandma in Sulani!"

Dylan: "Ugh, she's so embarassing!"
Wade: "She's awesome!"

Dylan: "Mom, can you tell grandma to stop being embarrassing?"
Maya: "How is she being embarrassing, sweetie?"

Makayla: "Who's being embarrassing? Me? Are you embarrassed because you have a crush on this boy, Dylan?"
Dylan: "Oh my gosh, grandma!"

Maya: "Woohoo!"

Dylan: "Grandpa, tell grandma to stop being embarrassing in front of my best friend!"
Makayla: "Am I embarrassing, sweetie?"

Joey: "You're not embarrassing, you're amazing."

Wade: "Did you see that cool trick I just did?"

Dylan: "Yeah, but you almost slipped over! Hahaha!"

Maya: "I'm loving this waterslide."

I know you are, you're on it all the time.

Maya: "Aww, Dylan, do you have a crush on Wade?"

Dylan: "MOOOM!"

Wade: "Did she just say you have a crush on me?"

Dylan: "WHY IS MY FAMILY SO HUMILIATING?!"

Look who's home juiced from the club at 2am in his sweats.

Archer tried to sneak in, but little did he know, Ally was waiting for him inside.

Ally: "Where the hell have you been, Archer?! It's the middle of the night!"

Archer: "Wow, really? As soon as I get home you're screaming at me? I don't know what's wrong with you, but-"

Ally: "You don't know what's wrong with me?! You're the problem, Archer!"

Archer: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was a problem for me to go out and enjoy myself. I deserve it."

Ally: "YOU DESERVE IT?! YOU DON'T DESERVE CRAP! YOU'RE NEVER HOME WITH ME OR OUR KIDS!"

Archer: "Woah, lower your voice. The kids are sleeping."

Ally: "Oh, now you give a crap about the kids?! When it's convenient for you! Not when they need you the most!"

Archer: "Can't you see that you're overreacting? You're trying to hold me hostage here!"

Ally: "Trying to hold you hostage?! I'm telling you to be a father to your kids and to be a decent husband!"

Archer: "I am all those things! You don't deserve me!"

Ally: "You know what, you're right! I don't deserve you!"

Ally: "I deserve someone a million times better than you! How are you not getting it into your head that you're in the wrong?! Are you that self absorbed that you can't see how much you've hurt me?!"

Archer: "That was a low blow."

Archer: "You can go ahead and try, but you won't find anyone better than me!"

Ally: "I could find someone better than you just by grabbing some random person I don't even know from the streets!"

Archer: "I can find someone better than you at the bar! There's plenty of eye candy there that look way better than you. And you wonder why I'm always there..."

Ally: "Did you really just say that?!"

Ally: "Screw you, Archer!"

Ally: "Get the hell out of my house and out of my life!"

Archer: "Fine! I will!"

Ally: "Oh, and I got you something, since you like juice so much..."

Archer: "Ally... don't..."

Ally: "But I thought you liked juice!"

Oh, snap!

Archer: "Ally, what the hell?!"

Ally: "Take that, douchebag!"

Ally: "That felt so good!"

Archer: "You're freaking crazy! I'm outta here!"

Archer stumbled out of the house, still juiced out of his mind.

With nowhere to go, maybe he'll go back to the bar? Good riddance!

Ally was furious over the things Archer said to her. She was glad she finally kicked him out, though.

Ally: "He's lucky I didn't kick his ass!"

Archer: "Ugh, where am I gonna go now? My head hurts."

Get the hell outta here!