Piper: "After a long day of acting, I can't wait to enter my peaceful home-" |
What the heck is going on here?! |
Didn't I say the Parsons were never allowed to cook?! Finley: "Servo was busy and we were hungry, okay?!" |
Welp, there goes the barbeque. |
Stephanie: "You guys need a little more extinguishing help?" |
Finley: "Nope." Servo: "It's too little too late for that." |
Servo: "These sims are getting on my last nerve, and no one wants to be on my last nerve." |
Kylan: "Let me just relax on the pool floatie and pretend that never happened." |
Kylan: "You think the next generation will be just as crazy as this one?" The Parsons only get crazier and crazier, so yes. |
Whatcha doin' there, Piper? |
Piper: "Checking out my social media platforms. My fans seem to love me a lot!" |
Piper: "I'm gonna have to increase my comedy skill for my next audition. I'm auditioning to be a pharmacist for the Preclinical Pharmaceuticals commercial." |
Piper: "What should you do if you're from a crazy family?" |
Piper: "Post all about it on blogger!" |
...I think you'd better keep working on your jokes instead. |
Piper: "Can't I keep breaking the fourth wall instead of writing jokes?" |
Finley: "Hey, guys, I'm back at it again with another livestream." |
Finley: "I may have barely survived the last one, but you've gotta get those fame points somehow, right?" |
Pupcake loves watching Servo building his skills. |
Kylan: "I love watching Servo cook my dinner." |
Servo: "Didn't I tell these sims that they're on my last nerve? They'd better not mess with me!" |
Pupcake: "Is Servo's next skill gonna be kicking everyone's butts? I wanna see that!" |
Finley: "Alright, guys, I'm gonna end the stream here." |
Finley: "Stay tuned for the birth of my child, the entire thing will be streamed, even the sparkles!" |
Piper: "My audition is in a few hours, how the heck am I gonna remember all of those prescription medication names?" |
For anyone wondering about the garden: it is still thriving better than ever! |
Lemonade aged up into an elder! I don't like seeing her old and grey! Lemonade: "I don't like it either." |
Lemonade: "How am I supposed to run around now?" |
Finley: "My fans demanded a 24 hour livestream, so that's what they're gonna get." |
Drone: "How will you achieve that?" |
By streaming himself sleeping, apparently. |
Finley: "What's the matter, drone?" |
Drone: "You need to get back to the streaming station, I've been streaming you sleeping for hours, I need a naaaaaaap... zzz..." |
Finley: "Alriiight... but, I'll need a little sooomething before I get back to the streaming station." |
Normally, a ghost would be startling, but Kim's ghost is completely expected. It was only a matter of time. |
Kim: "Don't ask me how I'm holding this lump of clay." |
Kim: "Ugh, it's still so hot!" |
Kim: "I knew I'd be hot for all of eternity, but this isn't what I meant!" |
Kim: "On the bright side, this lump of clay has inspired me to cause havoc to my family in my ghost form." |
This is your way of staying awake? |
Finley: "Yep, coffee is a sure fire way to do the trick." |
Uh oh... |
It looks like a pet sickness is going around. Servo will need to hand out the pet wellness treats ASAP. |
Finley: "You really couldn't have taken one for the team and streamed me sleeping for a few more hours?" |
Drone: "Give me some better batteries and we might be able to negotiate." |
Kylan: "Did I just see Kim walking around here as a ghost or am I going crazy?" |
You're already crazy. Kylan: "You're right." |
Lemon Pie: "I never thought Kim could get any scarier until I saw her as a ghost." |
*Kiss* |
Kylan: "Somehow, your lips are still warm, honey." |
Kim: "Probably because I died of overheating in the sauna." |
Kim: "That reminds me, I'm so hot, I've gotta take another selfie." |
Kylan: "Will a ghost even show up in pictures?" |
Kim's ghost has a fire burning inside of her since that was her cause of death. That's great detail in TS4! |
Kylan: "Don't get lonely in the afterlife, I'm getting old, I'll be there with you soon." |
Kim: "Just make sure you enjoy every moment before that happens, sweetie." |
True soulmates! |
Stephanie: "Speaking of soulmates, where the heck is Finley?" |
Here he is! Finley: "I'm drinking an energy drink to stay awake for another 24 hour livestream!" |
Piper: "Do you really think it's healthy drinking energy drinks and coffee to stay awake for 24 hours for these stupid livestreams?" |
Finley: "Gotta do what you gotta do for those fame points. I'm already a three star celebrity thanks to this!" |
Stephanie: "He's starting to interrupt my sleep too, which I can barely get any as it is while pregnant!" |
Kim: "It's been far too long since I've played a prank... and by far too long, I mean five minutes." |
Kim, don't possess the coffee machine! |
Kylan: "I've missed my wife's pranks." You're the only one. |
Kim: "Can I prank the neighbors in my ghost form?" No! |
Kim: "Fine, I'll be annoying and leave glasses of water everywhere." |
*Sigh* She just has to cause havoc somehow. Kylan: "Isn't she great?" |
Kylan: "You think I should play a prank on someone?" |
Kim: "You? Pulling off a successful prank?" |
Kim: "HAHAHA! Good one!" Kylan: "I may not have pranks, but I've got jokes, at least!" |
Finley: "I'm energized after drinking that energy drink! I think I have about three hours of energy until I pass out." |
Drone: "Oh, brother." |
Servo: "Save my soul." You don't have a soul, you're a robot. |
Finley: "The stream shall continue and the fame points shall keep rolling in!" |
Even in the afterlife, the forums are not safe from Kim's trolling. |
Kim: "Trolling the forums is the greatest joy a sim can receive." |
Finley: "Guys, why do you keep commenting everything twice?" |
Finley: "Wait a minute... am I seeing double from my exhaustion?" |
I think Finley needs to take a break from the 24 hour livestreams, but I don't think he'll want to until he reaches 5 star celebrity status. |
Kim strikes again. She's even scaring the cats! |
Lemonade: "What the heck is that?!" |
Pupcake: "Don't worry, Lemonade, I'll protect you!" |
Pupcake: "Stay away from my family, floating coffee machine!" |
Townie: "What a cute guard dog." Who the heck are you and how did you get in the house? |
Finley: "Alright, my energy is wearing down, it's time for another coffee." Oh, come on! This isn't healthy! |
Finley: "I'm starting to get a headache." Gee, I wonder why. |
Kylan: "You were jumping in puddles again, weren't you?" |
Pupcake: "No comment." |
Finley: "I can't wait to go to sleep, these coffees won't keep me awake much longer." |
Lemonade: "Man, I couldn't imagine not taking 7 naps a day. That reminds me, time for a nap." |
Finley: *Yawn* |
Finley: "Has it been 24 hours, yet?" |
Yep, you can finally take a nap, now! |
Finley: "Forget that, I'm a four star celebrity now! That livestream earned me a whole lot of subscribers!" |
Finley: "I'm a proper celebrity now, I don't walk like peasants, I walk like a celebrity." |
You also sparkle? |
Finley: "Yes, yes I do." |
Finley: "Are you jelly?" |
Piper's audition for Preclinical Pharmaceuticals is today! |
A pregnant sim eating franks and beans? Those farts are gonna be wild. |
Uh... Finley, what the heck are you doing standing on the cat condo? That's for cats! |
Finley: "Mind your business." |
Piper: "Remember, side effects of this medication may include uncontrollable laughter, llama cough, freezer bunny tongue, plumbob headache, tragic clown sadness, and death!" |
Piper: "I finally remembered the line! I'm so ready for this audition!" |
Stephanie: "I'd better work on my introductions for my charisma skill before attempting to make a bunch of friends." |
Stephanie: "Any ideas?" Ask Servo, he's a master of everything. |
Piper: "I got the part, now I have to remember all those listed side effects, again." Woohoo! |
Is it go time?! Stephanie: "No, I just need to pee!" |
Is that a bunny shirt? Or, should I say, a Bunniee shirt? Finley: "Shut up." |
Why aren't you enjoying your grilled fruit?! Should I be concerned?! Stephanie: "Something doesn't feel right." |
Piper: "Did someone say grilled fruit?" |
Kylan: "I've had way too much grilled fruit in my lifetime." You can never have too much grilled fruit! |
Stephanie: "Uh... something hurts..." |
Finley: "Do you need a massage, babe?" |
Stephanie: "No, I think I'm in labor!" |
Finley: "What?! You're in labor?!" |
Stephanie: "Yes! Oof, this hurts!" |
Finley: "What do we do, what do we do?!" |
Finley: "Why aren't you freaking out dad?" |
Kylan: "I've had six kids, you really think I get freaked out anymore?" |
Finley: "Wait, let me get the drone!" Stephanie: *Sigh* |
This is really your priority right now, Finley?! |
Finley: "Try to smile for the stream, babe." Stephanie: "I'm in labor here, you idiot!" |
Stephanie: "Oww! Ooh, this hurts!" |
Drone: "484,289 current viewers." |
Finley: "Perfect! Even more viewers than our wedding!" Stephanie: "OWW!" |
Finley: "You okay there, babe?" Stephanie: "What do you think?!" |
*Sparkles* |
It's a boy! 💙 Introducing Kobe Parsons! |
Stephanie: "He's perfect!" |
Finley: "He sure is... don't you agree, viewers?" Even the drone is rolling it's eyes at Finley. |
Stephanie: "Giving birth on stream wasn't as horrible as I expected." Finley: "That's the spirit!" |
Since Piper has mastered her acting skill, she's working on her singing skill to become a double threat. |
Piper: ♫ "This is the craziest sim household ever, you'd better run for your life if you're clever!" ♫ |
Servo is knitting a baby outfit for the new arrival. Brynlee would be so proud! |
Kylan: *Sigh* "Kim would have loved to have met our grandson." |
Kylan: "He's gonna be so adorable when he ages up, just like his grandpa." |
Kylan: "I can't believe I'm getting so old, it feels like just yesterday I was a young sim making candles." |
Stephanie is pregnant again! |
Stephanie: "I think it's the Parsons craziness seeping into me, but for some reason, I have the urge to have as many kids as possible!" It doesn't get anymore Parsons than that... besides being crazy. |
Stephanie: "Babe, we're having another baby! I'm pregnant again!" |
Finley: "Did you catch that, drone?" |
Finley: "Wait a minute, wasn't our son just born a few days ago?" |
Stephanie: "Yeah, I don't know what's come over me, but I want as many kids as possible as fast as possible!" |
Piper: "The world can't handle too many Parsons at once!" |
Piper: "How has it managed to handle as many as it has so far?" That shall remain a mystery to all. |
Stephanie: "Oh well, the world can handle a few more crazy Parsons." |
Kobe is loving his knitted outfit that Servo knitted for him! |
Servo: "Maybe I should start a Plopsy account!" |
Servo: "Should I start a Plopsy account, Kobe?" Kobe: "Goo goo, gaga!" |
Servo: "What the heck does that mean?" |
Kobe's diaper days have flown by and he has aged up into an adorable toddler! He looks exactly like Stephanie! |
Stephanie: "You're mommy's little twin, aren't you?" |
Kobe: "I am?" |
Stephanie: "Yes you are!" |
Kobe: "I wuv you, mommy." |
Stephanie: "He's exactly like me in every way, maybe he won't be crazy like the rest of the Parsons!" |
Kobe: "Don't get too excited." |
Kobe: "Where's mommy going? Is she afraid of the crazy?" Every sim is! |
Kobe: "I'm used to it already." Because you're a Parsons. |
Since Kobe has aged up, it's time for him to work on his skills. |
First thing's first, the communication skill. |
Stephanie: "Piper, you've gotta help me! I think Kobe might end up crazy like the rest of you guys!" |
Piper: "Hey! We're not that crazy!" |
Pupcake, why are you watching Lemon Pie sleep? |
It's getting creepy, now... |
Very creepy. |
Lemon Pie: "Why were you watching me sleep?" |
Pupcake: "Because I wuv you." |
What is going on here?! |
Finley: "Donating to my viewers earns me a whole lot of fame points. Don't ask me where the safe went... hehehe..." |
Finley! You donated the safe?! |
So, you're just gonna keep donating these tiki bars to your viewers? |
Finley: "Yes, yes I am. The more expensive the item, the more fame points I earn. Luckily, we're rich!" |
Finley: "Hey, it worked! I'm a five star celebrity!" Hooray! I'm so proud of Finley! He's now a 'Global Superstar'! |
Speaking of achievements... |
Servo has finally mastered the fabrication skill! It took so long! |
Now, onto the next skill. |
The piano skill. He's already mastered the guitar and the violin, so this should be a piece of cake. |
Finley: "Man, being a five star celebrity feels great! I get attention all day long!" |
Kobe: "Daddy is famous?" He's very famous. Maybe even too famous. |
Piper: "I've gotta study the playful emotion before filming begins, I only have a few minutes!" |
Piper: "Is this comedic enough, dad?" |
Kylan: "Isn't the the same face you made last time?" |
Aww, man. The time ran out just before it was time for Piper to head into work. |
Piper: "Oh, hey there!" |
Crew Member: "Hey, Piper! You ready to begin filming?" |
Piper: "You tell me! Is this face good enough?" |
Crew Member: "You know you're playing a pharmacist and not a clown, right?" |
Hair and makeup time! |
Piper: "Do I look like a pharmacist?" You look like a gothic pharmacist. |
Excuse me, are those scissors? |
Piper: "Say what?" |
Makeup Artist: "Ta-da! This is my best hairstyle yet!" |
You gave her an exact replica of your hairstyle! |
Now that the hair and makeup is finished, it's costume time! |
Perfect! |
The set looks great! |
Once again, the same co-star is playing the patient. |
Looks like these two are practising some lines. The co-star is getting very into it. |
Piper: "I think I've finally memorised all of the side effects perfectly!" |
Piper: "Are you ready to head to the stage?" |
Co-Star: "I'm ready when you are!" |
Director: "Hey, guys, it's like déjà vu, we're all on set together again. Are you ready to begin filming?" |
Director: "Preclinical Pharmaceuticals, scene one, take one! LIGHTS!" |
Director: "CAMERA!" |
Piper: "Aaand... ACTION!" |
Piper: "I am now a pharmacist." |
Pharmacist: "Hey, there! Have you ever had problems with flailing arms?!" |
Pharmacist: "Well, boy, have I got the prescription medication for you." |
Pharmacist: "That's right, the brand new 'Llama Spit' medication is just perfect for you!" |
Pharmacist: "It'll cure flailing arms in just weeks!" |
Director: "CUT! Next scene!" |
Piper: "Wait a minute... do I remember all of those side effects?" |
Director: "Scene two!" |
Director: "ACTION!" |
Pharmacist: "Our patient here has had quite a few issues with his flailing arms, especially during the night time. He's also been suffering with a fever." |
Pharmacist: "Open wide and say 'ahh'." |
Pharmacist: "Did you know, 'Llama Spit' can also cure a fever? It can cure pretty much anything!" |
Director: "CUT!" |
Piper: "I did a great job, didn't I?" |
Director: "FINAL ADVERTISING SCENE!" |
Director: "ACTION!" |
Pharmacist: "So, if you're looking for the cure to flailing arms, fevers, or just about anything, 'Llama Spit' is the prescription medication for you!" |
Pharmacist: "Why does it cure everything, you ask? That's because it's a placebo medication!" |
Pharmacist: "Ask your doctor about 'Llama Spit' today!" |
Pharmacist: "Remember, like any medication, 'Llama Spit' can cause some side effects." |
Pharmacist: "These side effects can include uncontrollable laughter, llama cough, freezer bunny tongue, plumbob headache, tragic clown sadness, and death!" |
Pharmacist: "So, what are you waiting for? Try some 'Llama Spit' today!" |
Director: "CUT! That's a wrap!" |
Piper: "Phew, I never have to list all those side effects again!" |
Director: "Unless I hire you to play a pharmacist again." |
The crew members are enjoying some food. Piper would join, but it's time for her to head home. |
Piper: "I wonder how I did! Wait, I think Well Suited Talent Agency is calling me." |
> Piper: "After a long day of acting, I can't wait to enter my peaceful home-"
ReplyDeletePeaceful, lol. XD I can already see where this is headed!
> Welp, there goes the barbeque.
Turn your back for two seconds--! :O I'm relieved there were no fatalities.
> Piper: "My fans seem to love me a lot!"
That is no surprise. :) <3
> Piper: "What should you do if you're from a crazy family?"
> Piper: "Post all about it on blogger!"
Ba-dum tiss! XD
> Servo: "Didn't I tell these sims that they're on my last nerve? They'd better not mess with me!"
It's good to see Servo showing some edge. The Parsons shouldn't take him for granted!
> Finley: "Stay tuned for the birth of my child..."
Oh, Finley. ;) I admire his dedication to the fame track, but I cringe a bit at his lack of boundaries. Come to think of it, that's probably why his channel is so successful! :D
> For anyone wondering about the garden: it is still thriving better than ever!
The garden looks fantastic! Very luxuriant. Good work, Servo!
> Lemonade aged up into an elder!
I feel a little sad, now. Too many pets have died in recent updates!
> Kim's ghost
Oh my gosh!! :O I think this is the first time I've seen a Parsons ghost. Of course, it would be Kim. XD I like her spectral fairy wings.
> ghostly kiss
Ahhhh! <3 I'm glad that Kim and Kylan are able to kiss. They didn't get to say a proper goodybe at the spa.
Finley: "I'm a four star celebrity now!"
Congratulations, Finley! :) He's been working so hard to win those points.
> You also sparkle?
That's so cool! :3
> Is that a bunny shirt? Or, should I say, a Bunniee shirt?
Hahaha! XD
> Stephanie: "No, I think I'm in labor!"
Here they come!! (I'm assuming it's twins, too.)
> Finley: "Perfect! Even more viewers than our wedding!"
Oh my goodness, Finley. XD
> It's a boy! 💙 Introducing Kobe Parsons!
Welcome to the world, Kobe! It's nice to have a boy after so many girls in the last generation.
> Even the drone is rolling it's eyes at Finley.
XD
> Servo is knitting a baby outfit for the new arrival.
Ahhhhhh! Just when I think Servo can't become any more amazing, he goes and does something like this. <3
> Servo: "Maybe I should start a Plopsy account!"
Do it!! XD
> Toddler Kobe
Toddler Kobe is so cute! I'm glad that he inherited Stephanie's hair colour. It looks good on him.
> Kobe: "I wuv you, mommy."
Ahhhhhh! :3
> Kobe: "Don't get too excited."
Hahahah! XD It's the perfect snapshot and the perfect caption.
> Pupcake: "Because I wuv you."
Double ahhhhhhh! <3 :3
> Global Superstar
YAAAAY!! Congratulations, Finley!
And hurrah for Servo mastering the fabrication skill! The Parsons are full of win in this update.
> He's very famous. Maybe even too famous.
Good point! I'm curious to see what Finley does with his five-point fame.
> You gave her an exact replica of *your* hairstyle!
Hahaha! XD That's how she knows it's the best hairstyle.
Piper looks so professional in her lab coat and ready-for-work hairstyle.
> Pharmacist: "Hey, there! Have you ever had problems with flailing arms?!"
Bwhahaha! XD Every Sim can relate to this symptom.
> Pharmacist: "Why does it cure everything, you ask? That's because it's a placebo medication!"
No false advertising here. XD
The whole commercial is hilarious. You interpret what your Sims are doing and saying so creatively! :)
> Well Suited Talent Agency: "You are on track for a Starlight Accolade nomination."
YAAAAY!! I'm thrilled that Piper's hard work is getting industry recognition.
Magnificent update! :D Thanks for posting.