Chapter 153

Kyrie: "Let's see if Vanessa thinks I'm still hot."

Vanessa: *Gasp!* "What the heck is in our backyard?"

Kyrie: "Relax, babe, it's me, Kyrie. Can I get a kiss?"

Vanessa: "Okay, fine."

Kyrie: "Ah! Help me, babe!"

Vanessa: "What the heck?!"

Kyrie: "My head is falling off!"

Vanessa: "Kyrie-"

Kyrie: "It's about to detach from my body!"

Vanessa: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Kyrie: "Where are my eyes?!"
Vanessa: "Kyrie, stop that!"

Kyrie: "My arms! They're falling off!"
Vanessa: "SERIOUSLY, STOP!"

Kyrie: "Hahaha! Got her!"

Kyrie: "Bone dance, bone dance!"

Cooper: "That looks like fun!"

Wade: "Can I do the bone dance?"

Happy birthday to a very stinky and glitched Jaxton!

I love him! He turned out a lot better than I thought he would.

Jaxton: "You thought I was gonna be ugly?"

Maggie aged up into an elder!

So did Oscar!

So many birthdays! Happy birthday, Shiloh!

Shiloh aged up into a teen!

Kyrie: "Woohoo! My son is a teen!"

Wade: "I'm gonna cry! I still remember when he was a toddler in the ball pit!"

Nothing like some confetti right in your face after you age up.

Shiloh: "Why are my dad and grandpa so embarrassing?"

Wade: "Because you'll always be a baby to us."

Shiloh: "Great..."

Kyrie: "Son, you may be growing up, but I'll always be the most crazy awesome sim in this house."

Shiloh: "Get me out of here!"

Jaxton: "I love seeing Shiloh being embarrassed."

Shiloh: "What did Jax just say?"

Jaxton: "Nothing. I'm just eating my hot dog."

Shiloh: "Did someone say hot dogs?"

Shiloh: "These are delicious. Whoever made these did a great job."

Vanessa: "It was me, I made them!"

Cade: "Mom is a great chef."

Cade: "Why do you stink? What the heck were you doing?"

Elodie: "What do you mean? I don't stink."

Kyrie: "Where's the hot dogs at?"

Cooper: "I want hot dogs!"

Cooper: "I said hot dogs, not peas!"

Kyrie has begun uncovering another artifact. Hopefully it's rare, or else they'll have to go back to the jungle sooner than expected.

Mackenzie: "Please don't send me back to the jungle yet. I'm still mentally and physically recovering from the last time."

Welp.

Oscar: "Can I hear presents?"

Oscar most certainly did hear presents! While the Parsons' slept, the house became decorated with Winterfest decorations. The Parsons' didn't have time to set up the tree this year because Kyrie and Mackenzie were in the jungle, but this tree is so pretty.

There's also... just a few holiday crackers laying around...

Okay, there's a lot. The Parsons' are gonna try their hardest to collect as many holiday cracker collectable plushies as possible.

Shiloh: "I woke up and turned all the lights on just to take a selfie."

Elodie: "Seriously?! Turn the lights off! It's giving me a headache!"

Servo: "You may have heard of the tooth fairy, now get ready for the laundry fairy."

Servo really needs to upgrade this washer and dryer so that they stop breaking all the time.

Hurry up and make the Winterfest ham, Servo! the Parsons are almost awake!

Servo: "I'm trying my best, okay?!"

Servo: "It's not so good because you rushed me."

Servo: "HAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!"

Opie: "Did someone say 'ham'?"

No, they said "HAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!"

Jaxton: "What kind of ham is that? It looks like rubber."

Lighten up, y'all. It's Winterfest.

Vanessa: "It's the most wonderful time of the year!"

That's the spirit!

Dylan: "Woah! This ham is amazing!"

Jaxton: "It's delicious! Never judge a book by it's cover!"

Mackenzie: "Wow, it is pretty good!"

Jaxton: "Are you going back for seconds too?"

Quinn: "Is that even a question?"

Oasis Springs is so quiet and peaceful... except for one house, of course.

This house.

Shiloh: "Where's the ham at? I overslept."

Jakob: "I'm watching you, mom."

Mackenzie: "I'm watching you."

Jaxton: "I just finished my third plate!"

Uh... Dylan... I think you have a rash.

Dylan: "Where?"

Elodie: "Everywhere."

I'm just waiting for the holiday crackers to be opened.

Elodie: "How many plates have you had?"

Shiloh: "Three. Don't tell anyone."

Kyrie: "I've had three too."

Let's get it poppin'!

Servo: "Did someone say 'let's get it poppin'?!"

I've never seen your eyes this wide open before.

BOOM!

Mackenzie: "No collectible plushie in that one, but I did find some candy."

Mackenzie: "Ooh, grape! My favorite!"

Kyrie: "I know you're in there, plushie."

BOOM! You don't look too excited about the BOOM.

Kyrie: "No plushie. Just candy."

Kyrie: "It didn't even taste that good, either."

Shiloh: "Plate number 5!"

Elodie: "I can barely finish this plate."

Jaxton: "I wonder what's in this one."

BOOM!

Jaxton: "What?! There's nothing?!"

Jaxton: "At least we're rich and can buy more holiday crackers."

Mackenzie: "True dat! We're so rich, we can throw money off a cliff and dance in it!"

Kyrie: "She'd better never do that again."

Jaxton: "Mackenzie threw money off a cliff and danced in it?"

Jaxton: "Teach me her ways!"

Kyrie: "That's one way to get grounded."

Come one, come all! The gifts are being opened!

Uh oh, looks like Dylan's rash is spreading around the house.

Shiloh: "I don't wanna get the rash!"

Shiloh: "Hey there, I'm a book. Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind, it's tearable."

Shiloh: "The book said that, not me. Isn't it funny?"

Dylan: "Save me."

Dylan: "Did I get some sane grandkids for Winterfest?"

They got their craziness from you.

Shiloh: "A straight jacket?"

Elodie: "I wanted a horse and some chickens! Not some edible roaches and crates!"

Jaxton: "I wonder what it is."

Jaxton: "It sounds promising!"

Jaxton: "Really? Some earthworms?"

Shiloh: "I'm putting that on tik tok!"

More holiday crackers! Aaand no plushie.

Mackenzie: "Is there a plushie in here?"

Elodie: "I'm getting a headache from all these holiday crackers."

John: "Why haven't we still gotten any plushies?!"

There's still plenty more holiday crackers to be opened.

BOOM!

Kyrie: "Ugh, are you kidding me? Still no plushies?"

Mackenzie: "I have a good feeling about this one."

BOOM!

Mackenzie's good feeling was correct! The Parsons' finally found a plushie! Not only that, but it's a rare plushie. It's a Bun Bunduso.

Kyrie: "There's still way more plushies to collect, but we have no more holiday crackers."

Or do we...

Everyone: "More holiday crackers!"

Don't you just love it when holiday crackers appear out of no where directly in front of you?

Y'all opened them at the exact same time?

Yes! Everyone found a plushie!

They're so cute! Looks like the Parsons' are finally getting lucky with the holiday crackers.

Y'all ready for the next round?

Mackenzie: "Wait! I found another plushie!"

Woohoo!

Jaxton: "Can you hear all the holiday crackers?"

Opie: "Yes, they woke me from my cat nap."

Here we go again! Mackenzie, pay attention!

BOOM!

Vanessa: "More plushies!"
Kyrie: "We're on a roll!"

BOOM!

Mackenzie: "Yes! Another plushie!"
Vanessa: "Yay!"

Elodie: "Ugh, I can't take these holiday cracker sounds anymore."

Jaxton: "But we're getting plushies!"

Jaxton: "I love plushies."

Jaxton: "They're almost as adorable as me."

Shiloh: "Really?"

Looks like y'all are really enjoying this show, I wonder what it is-

Uh... what?

Shiloh: "I feel bad for whoever steps foot in that bathroom after I just went in there."

Starlight: "That toilet stinks."

Uh... Quinn? Why are you playing on a broken computer?

Quinn: "It's more fun than you might think."

Asparagus, no!

Starlight: "Get that filthy dog out of here!"

Cade: "Asparagus made an absolute mess in here!"

Kyrie: "You desperately need a bath, Asparagus."

Kyrie and Mackenzie are back in Selvadorada once again.

Kyrie: "I've missed this place."

Kyrie: "Let me send a text to Vanessa back at home, though."

Mackenzie: "Alright, you've recharged long enough."

Mackenzie: "Please bless me, now!"

Mackenzie: "Let me be a skeleton with no needs for a few days!"

Mackenzie: "Hey, it worked!"

Mackenzie is a very bejewelled skeleton.

Kyrie: "What the heck?"

Mackenzie: "The tables have turned."

Back to the jungle.

It should be a lot more interesting this time seeing a skeleton journey through the jungle.

Mackenzie: "I'm still the same awesome jungle explorer I always was."

Mackenzie: "You can't sting me, bees!"

Mackenzie: "I'm only bones!"

Mackenzie got through the paths pretty quickly while being a skeleton.

Another pretty rainbow.

Kyrie: "I love pretty rainbows."

Aaand the door is still shut. Why does it hate me?!

Back at the temple! Looks like the skeletons are still celebrating Winterfest.

Mackenzie decided to harvest some potatoes in the temple. I'm not sure if the Parsons' have a potato plant back at home yet.

Mackenzie: "Watch my arm turn into a windmill!"

The only windmill we're gonna be seeing in the Sims 4 for a while.

Mackenzie began unsetting traps.

Looks like that didn't work.

Mackenzie: "Am I still alive?"

I don't know.

Statue: "Hahaha! You look funny. Go on through."

Mackenzie: "The statue called me hot."

I don't think that's what it said.

Hmm... didn't work. Looks like Mackenzie needs to be in a different emotional state.

Kyrie decided to dig in the temple.

Mackenzie: "Maybe if I eat these confident berries."

Mackenzie: "Hey! It worked!"

Mackenzie: "This had better work, too."

This is a very bushy temple.

Mackenzie found some treasure!

There's so many traps in this room.

Mackenzie: "Gross! It spat ancient bone dust at me!"

Mackenzie: "It's gonna make me sneeze!"

Mackenzie finally made it to the end of the temple! I wonder what rewards await her.

Mackenzie: "Ugh, open!"

Mackenzie: "Woohoo! I found a rare artifact!"

Mackenzie: "Why do bugs still attack skeletons?!"

Mackenzie is making her way to the Omiscan Royal Baths to hopefully find some treasure.

Kyrie: "I wonder what raw potato tastes like."

Gross!

Kyrie: "It's very... organic."

The Omiscan Royal Baths are gorgeous at night.

One more path to clear.

Mackenzie found some treasure!

Kyrie: "This BLT is the real treasure."

Mackenzie had a big day of passing through paths and temples.

Before they knew it, they were already back at home.

Wade: *Gasp!* "Why is there a bejewelled skeleton here?!"

Mackenzie: "Relax, it's me, Mackenzie!"

Kyrie: *Gasp!* "I forgot she was a skeleton!"