Sunday, May 24, 2020

Chapter 152

Kyrie: "My ducky umbrella is gonna get all wet."
Mackenzie: "I'll just pretend you didn't say that."

Mackenzie: "I'm ready to get back into the jungle!"

You'd better be ready.

Mackenzie: "That was scary."

Mackenzie: "So. Many. Bats."

Get away, bats!

Every single time they come here, this door is always shut! When will it open?!

Mackenzie: "Ha-ha! Kyrie was attacked by spiders!"

Kyrie: "It wasn't funny!"

Mackenzie: "Wait... bees?!"

Mackenzie: "I will not be attacked by bees after I just made fun of Kyrie for being attacked by spiders."

Mackenzie: "Here. You want the flower?"

Mackenzie: "You want it?"

Mackenzie: "Well take it!"

Mackenzie: "I'm awesome."

Kyrie: "I can see the bats flying again."

Mackenzie: "I heard this totem is powerful."

Mackenzie: "I'll test it out on myself."

Mackenzie, stop!

Why would you use that on yourself?!

Mackenzie: "What do you mean?!"

It's a curse!

Mackenzie: "Oh, snap. I should have used it on Kyrie."

Mackenzie has been cursed for 3 days and cannot keep her voice at a reasonable level now. She also can't stop... screaming.

But, what she can do is continue clearing paths.

Mackenzie: "Is that all I'm good for?"

Kyrie: "Ugh, you stink!"

Mackenzie: "Give me a break! I fell down a mudslide on my way here while trying to help a sim that was stuck in quicksand."

Perfect time for the waterfall in a bottle.

Mackenzie: "AHHHHHHHHHHH! THAT DIDN'T DO MUCH! I STILL STINK!!!"

Mackenzie: "And I gotta tinkle."

Mackenzie: "Give me some privacy, please."

Of course.

Kyrie: "What?! Why don't you ever give me some privacy while I'm peeing in the bush?!"

Mackenzie: "That was so gross."

Mackenzie: "Ignore the stink cloud."

Mackenzie: "Time to start figuring out these traps."

Just be careful this time.

Mackenzie: "What do you mean be careful?"

I mean the fact that you're currently cursed, you've caught on fire, you've been attacked by countless bugs and bats, you've been shot in the neck with a dart...

Mackenzie: "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Mackenzie: "I think I've got it this time."

Thank gosh!

Through to the next room.

And onto the next trap.

Kyrie: "There's gotta be some good dig sites down here."

Mackenzie: "KYRIE, GET OUT OF HERE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Mackenzie: "I FOUND THIS PLACE FIRST! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Mackenzie: "What the heck is that?"

You really submerged your entire hand into the hole?

Mackenzie: "Huh?"

Mackenzie: "Ew! Is that a skeleton hand?!"

Mackenzie: "Gross! Get it off me!"

Mackenzie: "It shot something at my face and it almost hit me!"

Mackenzie: "It scared me!"

So much that you peed yourself again?

Mackenzie: "GIVE ME A BREAK!"

I think that's her last waterfall in a bottle, but it's a must.

Looks like that one worked!

Onto the next room.

While Kyrie continues to peacefully dig.

Welp... that looks terrifying.

Mackenzie was able to unset the trap pretty fast.

She opened the door in no time.

Mackenzie: "Uh... I like turtles."

Statue: "Do do I! Go on through."

Woohoo! Mackenzie made it to the end of the temple! Time to collect her rewards.

Mackenzie: "Ugh, open up!"

Mackenzie: "This is a pretty good chest."

Mackenzie: "This one should be better, though. Come on, open!"

Why are you sad? You found some really great treasure.

Mackenzie: "I hurt my finger."

After a long day at the temples, Kyrie and Mackenzie are finally back at the house for some much needed food, a shower, and some sleep.

Mackenzie: "After all that, I come home to a basic BLT?"

Kyrie: "I love BLTs!"

Mackenzie: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY ARE WE BACK HERE ALREADY?!"

Kyrie: "So you can clear the paths for me to find excavation sites."

She's back at it again.

Kyrie: "There's a bug on my ducky umbrella!"

Mackenzie cleared the path to the Omiscan Royal Baths.

Kyrie's mermaid side kicked in and he couldn't resist the beautiful water.

He had to jump in!

Kyrie: "This is hydrating my scales excellently."

While Mackenzie cleared another path in the Omiscan Royal Baths area.

Kyrie continued to splishy splashy.

Mackenzie cleared the path in no time!

She found her way to this beautiful area.

She also found a treasure chest!

Mackenzie: "Not bad."

Mackenzie: "WHY AREN'T THERE ANY MORE TREASURE CHESTS?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I SPENT ALL THIS TIME CLEARING THE PATH FOR NOTHING?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Uh... Mackenzie... what are you doing to poor Kyrie?

Mackenzie: "If I have to be cursed, so does Kyrie!"

Kyrie: "What did she just say?"

Mackenzie: "Use all of your power on Kyrie Parsons! All of it!"

Kyrie: "Hey! I feel amazing!"

Wow, looks like Kyrie has been blessed instead of cursed.

Mackenzie: "Are you kidding me?"

He temporarily turned into a skeleton! Now, all of his needs will be full for the time being, except for his fun and social needs.

Mackenzie: *Gasp!*

Mackenzie: "What have I done?!"

Mackenzie: "Kyrie's a skeleton now?! Did I kill him?!"

Kyrie: "Relax, I'm fine."

Kyrie: "I've actually never felt better. All of my needs have seem to have disappeared."

Mackenzie: "Oh, gosh. I definitely killed him."

Nothing to see here, just a skeleton picking berries from the tree of emotions.

Mackenzie: "Why are there so many bugs out here?!"

I found another beautiful birb!

There's also so many pretty rainbows in Selvadorada.

Kyrie: "My bones said 'click clack'."

Mackenzie decided to clear yet another path.

Kyrie: "I'm just glad it's not me."

Mackenzie: "AHH! THE LIGHT IS SO BRIGHT, IT'S HURTING MY EYES!"

Mackenzie: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY EYES!"

Mackenzie made it to another beautiful area off the map. They've been here once before.

Kyrie: "How am I out of breath from walking up here?"

Mackenzie: "There was some great treasure in that treasure chest!"

Mackenzie: *Gasp!* "I forgot you were a skeleton!"

Kyrie: "The most awesome skeleton you've ever seen."

Kyrie and Mackenzie had to go back home for a little bit.

Kyrie: "I wonder what everyone will think when they see-"

Dylan: *Gasp!* "Why is my son a skeleton?!"

John: "How does he still stink while he's a skeleton?"

Kyrie: "That's not nice."

Oscar: "You brought me home some bones to chew on?"

Kyrie: "Hello? Yes, I'd like to get back out of here. I've been here for a few minutes and my family is already roasting me and my dog is trying to eat me."

Mackenzie: "We're already back here?"

Mackenzie: "SERVO DIDN'T EVEN GET TO COOK ME LUNCH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Mackenzie: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU'RE SO STUPID, KYRIE!"

Kyrie: "Hey! I'm not stupid! I'm spooky!"

Back to clearing paths all over again. These branches grow fast.

Uh... Kyrie?

Mackenzie: "What's that smell?"

Mackenzie: "Oh gosh, it's me!"

Mackenzie: "Hopefully these berries help me focus instead of being distracted by the curse."

Mackenzie: "Hey, it worked pretty well."

You still stink, though.

Kyrie: "Now I can crack my neck like never before."

You shouldn't be cracking your neck, sir.

Kyrie: "Let me stretch in peace."

Mackenzie: "Look, I know I'm stinky, but please let me pass."

Statue: "After invading my nostrils like that?! No way!"

Mackenzie: "@#$%! Stupid statue!"

Mackenzie Parsons, we do not use language like that.

Mackenzie eventually found her way through the path.

Onto the next trap.

Mackenzie: "Is it gonna attack me?"

Mackenzie: "I think that's a yes!"

Mackenzie: "How do I work this thing?!"

Mackenzie: "I'm a genius."

Kyrie: "I just heard Mackenzie screaming for help and then she suddenly stopped. Is she still alive?"

Statue: "You extinguished yourself? That's brave. Go on through."

Mackenzie: "There had better be a shower in here."

No shower, just treasure.

Mackenzie: "Bummer."

After a long and miserable day for Mackenzie, they're back home.

Kyrie: "What type of art do skeletons like, you ask? Skulltures!"

Since Kyrie no longer has many needs for now, this is the perfect time for him to uncover some artifacts.

Kyrie: "It's also the perfect time to do the bone dance!"

Kyrie: "This should be the new thing on tik tok."

Kyrie: "Hmm... interesting. I can't see because my eyeballs are missing."

Kyrie uncovered a new artifact! It's rare these days, he already has most of them.

Kyrie and Mackenzie woke up extra early to get back to the temple.

Mackenzie: *Gasp!* "You're a skeleton!?"

Kyrie: "We've been over this."

Back where they left off yesterday.

Mackenzie: "These bowls are the most scary."

Mackenzie: "Please work."

It did! Mackenzie made it through.

Mackenzie: "Hmm... You're missing a rib."

Mackenzie: "That means it's gotta be you."

Mackenzie: "AHHHHH! LOOKS LIKE I WAS WRONG!"

Mackenzie: "I don't have enough waterfalls in a bottle for this!"

Again?!

Mackenzie: "Just when I thought I was getting good at this."

Mackenzie: "Now I'm stinky and singed."

Mackenzie: "Never mind, I'm a genius!"

Woohoo! Mackenzie made it to the final room!

There's some amazing treasure waiting for her.

Mackenzie: "A rare artifact! YES!"

Mackenzie: "Ugh! Open!"

Mackenzie: "Alright, I've cleared the temple and collected the treasure. Can I go home and shower now?!"

Yes, yes you can.

Apparently, the skeletons that live in this temple decided to decorate it for Winterfest. See you soon, temple!

Mackenzie and Kyrie found lots of amazing artifacts on this trip.

These two calendar plates are the most valued item they found! They're quite rare. Mackenzie went through a lot to find these plates.

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