Chapter 96

Ally and Zayn travelled to the tiki bar in Oasis Springs.

Ally: "So, do you feel like you're out of your funk yet?"

Zayn: "Yeah... a little, I guess."

Ally: "Come on! The atmosphere here is so fun!"

Zayn: "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Zayn: "Wanna order drinks?"

Ally: "You read my mind."

They ordered drinks...

Which lead to more drinks...

And more drinks.

Ally: "This 'sweet and spicy' juice is weak!"
Zayn: "Yeah, let's order more."

And eventually... all of the drinks hit.

Zayn: "I thinnnnk those drinksss were strooonger thaaan we thooought..."

Ally: "Yeeeah... and we drank a looot of theeem..."
Zayn: "Howww many did we haaave?"

Ally: "I think liiike... eeeight..."
Zayn: "Wooow... that's a looot."

Ally: "Wait... I gotta pee... I gotta pee orrr I'm gonnnna pee myselfff..."
Zayn: "Is the roooom spinning or is it jusssst meee?"

Ally: "Heeey... you look familiaaar..."

Desmond?! What are you doing here?!

Desmond: "Hey there, Zayn!"

Zayn: "Whaaat the hell is heee doing hereee? Am I seeeeing thingsss?"

Zayn: "Heeey... what areee you doooing heeere?"

Desmond: "I come here a lot since... you know... the divorce."

Ally: "Okaaay I peeeed. I wanna daaaance nooow."

Ally: "Oooooh that guyyy is kindaaa cuuuute. Don't miiind if I dooo."

Zayn: "Yeeeah... sorryyy I stooole your wiiife."

Desmond: "It's fine. All is forgiven. Let's let bygones be bygones."

Ally: "Whyyy hasn't he noooticed meee? I gottaaa shaake my buuutt mooore. Nevermiiind I'll juuust saaay hiii."

Ally: "Heeey, hottieee."

Archer: "Uh... hey there. Can I help you?"

Ally: "Yeeeah... yooou can stooop beiiing so hotttt."

Archer: "Oh, why thank you. You're extremely hot yourself."

Desmond: "Hey, I think that girl's checking you out over there."

Zayn: "Wheeere?"

Gia: "Hey there. I just came over to tell you that you're hot as hell. I'm Gia."

Zayn: "Ohhh... niiice to meeet youuu... I'm Zaaayn."
Desmond: "Zayn is quite the catch, isn't he, Gia? Look at that jawline."

Gia: "Yeah, you could cut someone with a jawline that sharp."
Zayn: "Uh... I haaave a w-"
Desmond: "He has a wonderful sense of humor, too."

Ally: "Whaaat's youuur naaame hottieee?"

Archer: "I'm Archer, nice to meet you."

Gia: "I have a lot of talents."

Zayn: "Oh yeeeah... whaaat are theeey?"

Gia: "I can't tell you, I'd have to show you." *Wink*

Desmond: "It seems like you guys are really hitting it off. I'll leave you guys to it."

Desmond: *Who gets the last laugh now, Maya? Your husband is about to cheat on you.*

Gia: "You're so hot."
Zayn: "Thanks, so are you."

Archer: "You're so hot, Ally."
Ally: "I know."

Zayn: "You're a great dancer, too."

Gia: "Aww, really? I was trying to make you notice me."

Gia: "So did it work, hottie?"

Zayn: "Yeah... it worked a bit too well."

Gia: "So, are you single?"

Zayn: "Uh, no... I actually have a wife."

*2 minutes later*

This is a really bad idea, Zayn!

Gia: "You wanna go back to your place?"

Zayn: "Back to my place?"

Zayn: "Uh... sure. Let's go."

What?!

I go away for two minutes...

Archer: "Let's go back to your place."

Ally: "You read my mind."

That was quick, Ally.

Ally: "Mind your business."

Uh oh.

This is really bad!

Not the closet again.

Aaand they're opening the door.

Queue the steam.

OH NO!

Maya: "Zayn, I'm home! I've been trying to call you since yesterday."

Maya: "My flight was delayed for 24 hours, and then it was cancelled completely-"

Maya: "ZAYN?!"

Maya: "Oh my god."

Maya: "WHAT THE HELL, ZAYN?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"

*Slap*

Maya: "How could you?!"

Gia: "Oh my god..."

Gia: "She really slapped him hard."

Maya: "How the hell could you do this to me, Zayn?!"

Zayn: "I'm sorry, babe! Would you just calm down?"

Maya: "Don't tell me to calm down! I just caught my husband woohooing in our bed with another woman!"

Zayn: "I don't even know what to say, Maya. It's just..."

Maya: "It's just what, you idiot?! It's as bad as it gets, that's what it is!"
Zayn: "Look, I know it is! You think I didn't already know that?! I don't know why I did it... I'm sorry."

Maya: "Don't give me no empty apologies! And tell this sleazy girl to get the hell out of our house!"

Gia: "Call me what you want, he still did it with me."

Zayn: "Would you stop yelling at me?! I get it, okay?! I know I messed up big time! I mess everything up! I don't know why!"

Maya: "If you get it, you wouldn't have done it in the first place! And what do you mean you don't know why you mess things up?! Take responsibility for your actions, Zayn! You cheated on me!"

Gia: "Ugh, I don't feel so good now. I'm going to the bathroom."

Zayn: "I made a mistake! I was juiced and bubbled!"

Maya: "I don't care what you were, there's no excuses for your behavior, Zayn. Cheating is not a mistake, it's a choice! No one made you get in bed with her! It's your fault!"

Maya: "And YOU! Get the hell out of my house!"

Gia: "Don't be mad at me, be mad at your husband."

Maya: "You're a homewrecker and a sleaze!"

Maya: "Now get out! And don't make me repeat myself again."

Gia left the Parsons' house in a hurry.

Maya: "How could you do this, Zayn?! We have 2 kids!"

Zayn: "Look, I know I messed up, okay?!"

Zayn: "I just... I shouldn't have married you. I knew this would happen all along."

Maya: "What? What are you talking about, Zayn?"
Zayn: "Did you not see that during our entire wedding day I was mentally somewhere else? I didn't wanna marry you because I knew this would happen. I knew I would cheat on you."

Maya: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY ME?! I'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT LOYAL AND GOOD TO YOU! I'M THE MOTHER OF YOUR KIDS!"
Zayn: "I know! That's the problem! You're too good for me. I knew I didn't deserve you. And, like I said, I just knew I would be unfaithful to you. I don't know why."

Maya: "Who the hell are you? You just knew you were going to cheat on me? This isn't the man I fell in love with. I can't even look at you right now."

Poor Maya was devastated.

Archer: "Wow, that was great!"

Ally: "It was amazing!"

*Kiss*

Archer: "I'll definitely see you later, Miss Ally."

Ally: "You'd better call me tonight."

You know Winterfest is over, right, Makayla?

Makayla: "That doesn't stop me from being in the Winterfest spirit all year round!"

Maya: "Aww, little Whiskers. At least you never disappoint me."

What's with the shoes, Joey?

Joey: "Aren't they nice?"

Ally: "Uh... so... nice weather, huh?"