Chapter 86

Desmond: "I can't believe you actually invited a man over for dinner!"

*Inaudible yelling*

Zayn: "What have I gotten myself into?"

Maya: "Please just calm down, honey."

Zayn: "Uh... wassup?"

Desmond: "This guy is a thousand times better looking than me. How dare you!"
Maya: "Stop it."

Desmond: "I won't stop it. This is the ultimate betrayal."

Zayn: "So, uh... what's for dinner?"

Maya: "Desmond, will you please check if we have enough ingredients for dinner? I couldn't go grocery shopping today, I had to buy Desmond's foot fungus cream."

Zayn: "Foot what?"
Desmond: "You really just said that in front of this guy?"

Maya: "Sorry about that. Why don't you have a seat?"
Zayn: "Sure."

Desmond: "How dare she bring this guy into my house."

Maya: "So, how have you been? Have you been practising magic much lately?"

Zayn: "Yeah, I've been practising a lot! I've gotten much better lately."

Zayn: "And my little sister, Ally, just got into magic too! She's an alchemist now."

Maya: "Oh my gosh, that's awesome!"

Desmond: *Crying*
Really?

Zayn: "I've gotta teach you this cool new spell I learnt. It gives you the ability to teleport!"

Zayn: "I'm trying to learn a spell which morphs sims into different creatures."

Desmond: "That stupid guy with his stupid handsome face and his stupid strong jaw line and his stupid chiselled body."

Zayn: "And then I said, 'No Morgyn, you're gonna regret this.'"

Maya: "Hahahahaha! That was seriously the funniest story I've heard in a long time!"
Zayn: "I wonder how dinner's going."

Zayn: "Uh..."

Zayn: "Hey there."

Desmond: "Hey! Can I help you?"

Zayn: "This guy's a smartass."
Desmond: "All I said was 'can I help you?'"

Maya: "Is everything okay, Zayn?"

Zayn: "Uh... your husband decided to make a peanut butter jelly sandwich instead of making us all some dinner."

Maya: "What? Desmond, why wouldn't you make any food? Especially while we have a guest."
Desmond: "It's because you didn't buy any food. Why? Because you're good for nothing."

Desmond: "You're the one who's supposed to be cooking dinner, you're a woman!"
OH HELL NO! 😠

Zayn: "Oh would you look at that."
Maya: "A picture of... poop?"

Zayn: "Nope, it's a picture of Desmond!"

Maya: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Desmond: "What do you think you're laughing at?"

Zayn: "Your expense."

Maya: "BURN!"

Desmond: "What the hell is wrong with you today, Maya?"

Desmond: "You get around this guy and you start acting all tough?"
Zayn: "YoU gEt ArOuNd ThIs GuY aNd YoU sTaRt AcTiNg aLL tOuGh?"

Maya: "I'm so sorry about Desmond's behavior tonight, Zayn. Let's go to the living room."

Desmond: "You're just asking for trouble, Maya."

Zayn: "How many times is he gonna threaten you? He's asking to get beat up."
Maya: "Just ignore him."

Desmond: "We'll see who's ignoring who when I delete his number from your phone."

Maya: "We definitely need to battle at the Magic Realm again sometime!"

Zayn: "You wanna battle at the Magic Realm?"

Zayn: "Why would you sacrifice yourself to lose like that."

Maya: "Ha. Very funny."

Maya: "Since you're so good at spells..."

Maya: "Maybe you could give me some magic training."
Zayn: "That sounds like a pretty good idea."

Maya: "Let's start with the spell you used to freeze me with."

Zayn: "Alright. That spell is called-"

Maya: "COLDIO!"

Zayn: "That's not quite it."

Zayn: "Aim for the bookcase over there."

Zayn: "But only freeze it just a little bit."

Maya: "Can you show me?"
Zayn: "Sure!"

Zayn: "Chillio!"

Maya: "Chillio!"

Zayn: "That was a lot. I said just a little bit."

Maya: "What can I say? I'm strong."

Maya: "I'm gonna be the best spellcaster ever."
Zayn: "Yeah, you're getting pretty good already."

Maya: "Thanks to you! Your training has been amazing!"
Zayn: "Oh, stop it, you. I should get going."

Maya: "Thank you so much for coming over! Sorry there was no dinner prepared, and about... Desmond."

Zayn: "It's cool. I'll see you later."

Zayn: "I really gotta pee. Desmond was blocking the bathroom for 3 hours."

Milo: "Is someone going to refill the automatic pet bowl?"

Cupcake: "We're waiting."

Joey?! Are you cooking? You know the Parsons aren't allowed to cook after the several incidents.
Joey: "Relax, it's only fruit salad."

Would you get of the counter?!

Mika: "Would you mind your own business?"

Makayla: "I've been teaching Mika how to be sassy."

Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

Zayn: "I remember always eating fruit salads!"
Finn: "Me too..."

Makayla: "Do you think we should eat fruit salad every day again?"
Jonah: "Say what?"

Are you guys eating from the same bowl?

Nothing like practising magic in your pyjamas.

Ally: "Word."

Zayn: "I feel extra strong in my pyjamas!"

A money seed? Where did this come from? The rewards store you imbecile.

Joey: "I'm a simple man, I see money, I plant it."

Ally: "Does this mean we'll be millionaires?"
We can only hope.

Jonah: "You know what? I actually enjoy doing the laundry."

Ella came over to visit today!

Eva: "Did you hear dad planted 4,000 simoleons outside so it can grow into a money tree?"

Jade: "Say what? We could have gone shopping with that money!"

Jonah, why the heck are you watching the laundry?

Jonah: "It's more entertaining than TV."

Cupcake: "I'm getting some much needed rest after running around the house from 3am-5am."

Zayn: "I've almost learnt a new mischief spell!"

Ally: "Lucky you. I'm barely getting anywhere with this potion."

Ally: "Time to start a new, more evil one, I guess!"

Ella: "Have you seen that strange purple light coming from the basement stairs in the garage? What is that room?"

Finn: "Don't go down there. It smells like cow eyes."
How do you know what cow eyes smell like?

Jade aged up into a young adult!

Goodbye, Jade!