Chapter 95

Uh oh...

It's go time, y'all!

Maya: "Ugh! I'm having contractions!"

Maya: "Zayn?"

He's sleeping like a baby.

Maya: "I can't wait for him to wake up. This baby is coming now!"

Come on, Maya!

Maya: "Ugh, this hurts!"

Maya: "Oh my god!"

Maya: "She's beautiful!"

Maya: "She's absolutely perfect!"

Maya: "Yes you are!"

It's a girl! 💖 Introducing Dylan Parsons!

While baby Dylan was being born, Bacon aged up into an adult!

Zayn: "My wife is in labor?!"

Too late. You already missed it.

Zayn: "What a relief."

Excuse you?

What the heck have you two been doing?!

I don't know how it happened, but Mika is pregnant. I didn't even have her and Blu try for any more kittens. Sneaky, sneaky cats.

Minnie: "Move outta my way! I wanna go back outside!"
Bubbles: "No! I'm the guard cat! The humans said I would get treats as long as I don't let you and Clover outside."

Makayla: "Bubbles is such a nice cat! I feel sorry for whoever has to bathe Minnie and Clover. I'm glad it's not me!"

Don't be so sure.

It's Winterfest! 🎄🎅🤶

Joey had to give Minnie a bath. She's so tiny, you can barely see her.

Zayn: "Look, Kai. it's your new sister."

Kai: "I don't like my new sister. Can you give her back?"

Zayn: "My kid's a savage."

Servo: "Malcolm, why don't you cook the grand meal?"
Malcolm: "I'm good. Have fun."

I love this money tree so much! It's bringing in 11,000 simoleons for the Parsons' every day. They've earned so much money from it.

Minnie: "Please unlock the door. Look at my puppy eyes."
Makayla: "Not a chance. I don't want to get stuck bathing you."

Kai: "I'm all clean! I had a bubble bath!"

Malcolm: "I wonder where the escape is from this crazy house."

Joey: "Bubbles, stop it! I've had to replace the couch multiple times because of you! Money doesn't just grow on-"

Makayla: "Can't use the 'money doesn't grow on trees' excuse anymore, my dear Joey."

Winterfest preparations.

Wow! Servo is a pro!

Servo: "Take these away from me. I can't stop marinating the ham."

The grand meal is complete!

Servo: "Come and get the annual grand meal that you all force me to make!"

Ally: "I don't appear until there's food involved."

Ally: "Bubbles! Would you get your butt off the ham?!"

Bubbles: "But I want some ham, too."

Ally: "Seriously?!"
Bubbles: "Zayn, mind giving me some of your ham?"

Zayn: "Are you serious?! You're ruining the grand meal!"

Pinkie: "But we want some, too."
Blu: "I'm about to sneak up there and get some ham."

Kai: "I love the grand meal! It's so yummy!"

Maya: "Just ignore the crazies downstairs."

I don't know who this cat is, but he won't leave.

Why aren't you excited? You're about to open the Winterfest presents!

Gather around! Time for the gifts!

Ally: "I hope it's a new wand or broom!"

Maya: "It sounds like something interesting is in here."

Zayn: "My gift sucks, I already know it."

Kai: "I wonder what my gift is."

Kai: "A new toy?! I wuv it!"

Makayla: "A new paintbrush set?! I love this!"

Joey: "New sneakers?! This is awesome!"
Zayn: "Your present is way better than mine."

Servo: "Oh... new cooking utensils... yay..."

Ally: "Time to get back to work."

Dylan aged up into a toddler!

She's so adorable!

Dylan: "I know I'm adorable!"

Dylan: "I'm so adorable that I don't have to eat peas for dinner, right?"

Incorrect.

Joey: "I wanted to get you some good looking Winterfest ornaments for Winterfest since you don't know how to pick them."
Makayla: "Don't make me beat you up."

Maya: "Potty training time!"

I don't think Dylan likes potty training.

Dylan: "I don't like it at all. It's worse than having peas for dinner."

Maya: "Get used to it."

Mika is in labor!

Mika gave birth to two boy kittens! Introducing Whiskers Parsons (blue cat), and Taco Parsons!

Bubbles: "You wanna fight?!
Bacon: "Bring it on!"
Dylan: "Do you mind?"

Kai: "My parents have forsaken me. Now I always have to use the potty."

Zayn: "You're doing a great job, Kai."

Uh... Zayn... did you just use scruberoo to clean the potty?

Zayn: "Maybe."

I don't think they like the potty at all.

Blu: "You wanna fight?"

Bacon: "Stop, dad."

You know you have too many pets...

When there is a whole line waiting to drink from the puddle.

Uh... whatcha doin' there, Bubbles?

Mintie: "This puddle is all mine."

*Kiss*

Zayn: "That was sweet, babe."

Maya: "You're sweet!"

Maya: "So, I have something to tell you."

Zayn: "Sure, what is it?"

Maya: "So, after years, my parents and I are finally speaking. I was going to visit them for the week. I've already booked the flight... is that okay?"

Zayn: "Yeah, of course it is! That's great news."

Zayn: "So, when is the flight?"

Maya: "I'm so happy you're excited about it! The flight is... tonight."

Zayn: "Well, you'd better get going, then. Don't worry, I have plenty of help with the kids. You go and spend time with your parents."

*Smooch*

Maya: "I'm gonna miss you and the kids so much. I'll be back in a week. I love you."

Zayn: "I love you, too. See you in a week."

Maya said goodbye to the kids and quickly made her way to the airport to catch her flight.

Once Maya left, Zayn was a bit... bored.

It had only been one day, and he already barely knew what to do with himself.

Zayn: "Ugh, I'm starving."

Zayn: "Ah, this omelette... it's so interesting!"

Zayn: "It has so many interesting qualities... no, I'm not bored. Not at all."

Dylan, why are you having mac and cheese for breakfast?

Dylan: "Because mommy's not here to say no, and daddy lets me do what I want!"

Zayn: "Ugh, I'm so bored. I might as well just stab myself in the eye with this fork."

Ally: "Zayn, what the hell are you doing with that fork?"

Ally: "Ugh, it's freezing!"

Ally: "What's up with you?"
Zayn: "What do you mean?"

Ally: "You're bored and in a complete funk since Maya left."
Zayn: "Me? Bored? Never!"

Ally: "Alright, get dressed. We're going to the tiki bar to get you out of this funk!"

Zayn: "Alright, you've convinced me. I'll do it because you want to, not because I'm bored or anything."

Kai: "This omelette is so yummy!"

Ally: "Alright! You're not bored. Just get dressed and let's go!"

Zayn: "Alright!"