Monday, December 30, 2019

Chapter 55

Zayn: "Please don't potty train me again."

Peas for breakfast!

Zayn: "I wuv peas!"

Ella: "You won't be saying that when you're eating fruit salads the rest of your life."

Jade: "I don't wanna eat fruit salads the rest of my life."

Zayn: "I don't like peas anymore."
Ella is making Zayn question his life choices.

You get fish tacos instead of fruit salads. Are ya happy now?

Jade: "Yes! I wuv fish tacos!"

Kalani: "Do you mind, Joey? I'm trying to have a discussion with my granddaughter."

Kalani: "Fruit salads are actually delicious!"

Kalani: "Even when you are forced to eat them from birth to death and the only escape is if you're not chosen as the next heir."
Jade: "Say what?"

Servo has taken over Reece's old bedroom.

Drinking while peeing?

We stan a multitasking queen.

Kalani: "A what?"

Makayla: "Here comes the confetti!"

Makayla is pregnant again!

Makayla: "Did you hear that, Joey?"

Joey: "Another one?"

Makayla: "Another one!"

Joey: "I can barely care for the two we have now."

Makayla: "He'd better get used to it."

The only burger allowed in the Parsons' house.

Pudley: "I thought it was a real burger."

Pudley: "So you're telling me I can't eat this thing?"
Nope.

Servo: "Loki, I missed you so much."

Servo: "Please don't run away again."

Loki: "It's gonna cost you 5 dog treats."
Servo: "Really?"

Makayla: "I keep forgetting about this morning sickness!"

Cameron: "I'm glad I don't get morning sickness!"

Don't make me get you abducted by aliens and get pregnant.
Cameron: "I'll just smile and pretend I didn't hear that."

Jade: "Did you like the nice present I left for you in the potty?"

Makayla: "The potty training has backfired. Her revenge worked. My daughter is turning into a mini me."

Makayla: "How did I let the student become the master?"

Jade: "I'm smarter than mommy!"

Makayla: "I'll get you back for this!"

Zayn: "I think I'm turning into one of the crazies!"

Zayn: "Save me, Mr. Dragon!"

Zayn loves his toy car.

Zayn: "I'll use this as my getaway car from the crazies in this house!"

Makayla: "Joey, we have a problem."

Makayla: "Our kids are starting to outsmart us! And we're about to be out numbered!"
Joey: "I told you so."

NOOOOO!!!

Not Pudley!
Go away!



Put down the iPad of souls!

I'm gonna cry!

Pudley!!! 😭

Rest In Peace, Pudley Parsons. You were apart of the Parsons family for a long time, you will be dearly missed.

Joey: "Instead of cleaning up this trash, I'm gonna make it worse by stomping on it!"

You'll still be cleaning it.

Joey: "Oh, snap."