What a lovely, peaceful evening- |
Paisley: "AHHH!" Looks like I spoke too soon. |
Elijah: "Is voting open yet?" Yep, get your butt down to the community space! |
I'm so excited! AJSXHSKFBS! |
Elijah: "Now, let's see..." |
Elijah: "Shall I vote for a maker space?" Definitely! |
Elijah: "Maker space it is." |
Elijah: "Bam." |
Elijah: "I can't wait to win the vote automatically because we rigged it by voting 50 times." |
Elijah: "And I can't wait to make some awesome inventions here." |
Gage: "Hey, Elijah!" Elijah: "Well, well, well..." |
Elijah: "Look what the cat dragged in." |
Gage: "Are you voting for a gardening space?" |
Elijah: "Excuse you?" |
Gage: "Don't you think it would be fun to plant all kinds of flowers here?" |
Elijah: "I mean, you can vote for whatever you want, my vote will win anyways because I rigged the votes." |
Gage: "Hahahaha, you're so funny, Elijah! You were kidding... right?" |
Elijah: "Sure." |
Gage: "Anyways, I've been working out a little bit lately. You see these guns?" |
Elijah: "They look great!" |
Elijah: *Dang, why does he keep leading me on?* |
Gage: "One day I'll hopefully have muscles like yours." |
Elijah: "I have muscles?" |
Gage: "Well, yeah, you're pretty toned and muscular. What's your secret?" |
Elijah: "It's this thing called "Freeze Physique" in MC Command Centre." |
Gage: "Hmm... never heard of it. Anyways, you're coming to the bar with me tonight, no questions asked. I'll see you there!" |
Oh, okay then. |
Elijah: "I guess I'm going to the bar again tonight." |
Elijah: "And if he does what he did last time..." |
Elijah: "Well... let's just say, these scraps will be his head." |
You were an evil child, and you're an evil adult! |
Elijah: *Yawn* "I'm pretty tired." |
Elijah: "Hmm... these trash bags look pretty comfortable right now." |
Elijah: "Guess I'll take a nap inside this dumpster." |
Deven 2.0. |
*One hour later* Elijah: "That was the best nap I've ever had! I guess I'd better get home now, though." |
Elijah: "What do you wanna bet my dad is knitting?" One day of no craziness! |
I win the bet! Y'all need to not be crazy for one whole day! |
Pippa: "But, I'm in labor." Oh, come on! |
I didn't even know you were pregnant! |
Pippa: "Surprise!" Really? |
Pippa gave birth to a female kitten! Introducing Emmie Parsons! |
Deven: "Hooray for more kittens!" |
Emmie: "I just wanna be peaceful and nap all day long." Uh... are you sure you're a Parsons cat? |
Deven: "Elijah told me I need to start knitting because he's planning on acting crazy tonight... whatever that means." |
Elijah: "I'm gonna win the bet after all." This doesn't count, I already won! |
Pippa: "Why did you knock me down, mom?!" |
Sprinkles: "You shouldn't be out having kittens with random cats! Your baby daddy's name is really 'Porkchop'? Seriously?! You could have chosen Mayor Whiskers, at least he's rich!" |
Emmie: "I just want some peace around here." So do I, Emmie... so do I... |
Paisley: "Finally, I'm home from work! Now I can vote on the next neighborhood action plan!" |
Paisley: "Hmm... let's see..." |
Paisley: "There's some... interesting votes here." |
Paisley: "Shall I vote for water conservation?" Go for your life. |
Paisley: "Water conservation it is!" |
Paisley: "Boop." |
Paisley: "Hey there, neighbor on the other side of the community board! If you didn't vote for water conservation, I'll knock your dome off!" |
Summer: "Hehe... I'm in trouble..." |
Paisley: "How many other townies can I threaten today?" |
Emmie: "Psst! Act normal for once!" It's falling on deaf ears, Emmie. I've been trying to tell them for years. |
Elijah is back down at the bar in Port Promise! Elijah: "Ah, aren't the suns rays so shiny down here?" |
I wonder what'll take place this time... |
Gage: "Hey there, Elijah!" Elijah: "Sup." |
Gage: "Uh... you're not still mad at me about last time, right?" |
Elijah: "Who? Me? Of course not." |
Elijah: "We're just friends." |
Gage: "Yep, just friends taking things slow." |
Elijah: "Sounds good. You wanna order juice?" |
Gage: "You read my mind!" |
Gage & Elijah: "Bartender!" |
After some juice, Gage and Elijah hit the dance floor! |
Are you gonna have better moves this time, Elijah? |
Elijah: "Whaaat dooo yooou meeean? Myyy moooves weere greeeat laaast tiiime." Aaand he's already juiced. |
Gage: "Oh yeah, I can feeel the music in my soooul!" |
Elijah: "Yooou waaaanna ooorder mooore juuiice?" |
Gage: "More juice?!" |
Gage: "But, aren't you already juiced enough?" |
Elijah: "You're telling me you have a limit when it comes to juice?" |
Elijah: "Fooor meee, the liiimit doooes not eeexist." |
Gage: "Oh, is that so?" |
Gage: "Apparently, the limit does not exist on your hotness either." |
Elijah: "Aaare you tryyying to leeead me onnn like last tiiime?" |
Gage: "Of cooourse nottt, yooou're theee hottest sim I've eeever seeen. I juuust waaannaa kisss yooou riiight nooow." |
Elijah: "Well, gooo aheeead." |
*Kiss* |
Is Elijah setting himself up to get hurt again? |
Elijah: "Thaaat waaaas as greeeat as laaast tiiime." |
Gage: "Yeaah, yoou're a greeeat kisssser." |
Elijah: "Sooo... whaaat doesss thiss maaake usss nowww?" |
Gage: "We're juuust frieeends, reeemembeeerrr? We're taaaaking ittt slooow." |
Elijah: "Aightttt. Anyyywaaays, I gottaaa peeee." |
Elijah: "We're juuust frieeends? Alriight, cooolll... I'll showww himmm jussst frieeends." |
Uh... Elijah, what do you mean by that? |
Gage: "Elijaaah wooould loveee thisss sooong, hoopefully he cooomes back from theee baaathroom sooon." |
*30 minutes later* Gage: "I wonder wheeere Elijah is..." |
Gage: "I'm gonnaaa gooo look for himmm." |
Gage: "Elijaaaah?" |
Oh, snap! |
Gage: "Elijah, is that you?" |
Gage: "It is you!" |
Gage: "What the heck is he doing?!" |
Things are about to get messy. |
Gage: "Uh... excuse me, but he's-" |
Elijah: "Totally single, right?" |
Gage: "Really, Elijah?" |
Gage: "What the heck do you think you're doing?!" |
Elijah: "What? We're just friends, right?" |
Gage: "Oh my gosh, seriously?!" |
Gage: "What part of 'taking it slow' do you not get?! It doesn't mean you can just go around making out with other sims!" |
Elijah: "Blah, blah blah, who the heck has time for taking it slow? The sim lifespan is only 93 days." |
Gage: "Seriously, Elijah?! This guy's old enough to be your dad!" Eric: "I'm not old." |
Elijah: "Who says you can tell me what to do?" |
Elijah: "If I wanna make out with someone old enough to be my dad, that's my choice! We're just friends, remember?!" |
Gage: "Woah!" |
Gage: "When I said we're just friends, I didn't mean it like that!" |
Elijah: "What else could that possibly mean?! You wanna have your cake and eat it too, just say it!" |
Eric: "Welp, this is awkward." |
Elijah: "I tried to have something more with you, but you turned me down every time and said we're only friends!" |
Gage: "Friends who are taking it slow!" |
Gage: "I never once said we're just casual friends!" |
Elijah: "Well, sorry for not deciphering your hidden messages, I guess." |
Gage: "You're just so impatient that you couldn't handle taking things slow, you had to go and make out with this guy just to spite me?!" |
Elijah: "Yeah, I did, what are you gonna do about it?!" |
Gage: "I mean... you look kinda hot when you're yelling, I guess we should make out." |
Welp... |
That went from one extreme to the other. |
Eric: "Why?!" |
Eric: "Why couldn't I keep making out with that guy?! He was a good kisser!" |
Because he's in a bit of a situationship. |
Gage: "You wanna take this to the dumpster outside?" |
Elijah: "You read my mind." |
Oh, come on! |
Elijah: "You ready to get 'dirty'?" |
Gage: "Hahahaha! You read my mind!" |
Not the dumpster! Why is it always the dumpster?! |
This is making me prefer when they use to go to the shower! |
Elijah: "It's pretty comfy in here." |
Gage: "Well, let me join you, then!" |
*Kiss* |
Gage: "Woah!" |
I'll just wait here... |
Aaand queue the feet. |
Gage & Elijah: "Woah!" |
Elijah: "So, are we still just friends?" |
Gage: "Definitely not!" |
Gage & Elijah: "Hahahahaha!" |
Elijah: "Let me help you up, then." |
Gage: "Thanks! Now I get to see your muscles at work!" |
Elijah: "That was fun! Wait..." |
Elijah: "You have something on your shoulder." |
Elijah: "All gone!" |
Gage: "Hehe... thanks." |
Gage: "Dumpster woohoo is the best!" |
Uh oh, back at home, Ralphie passed away! I'm gonna miss him! |
Rest In Peace, Ralphie Parsons. You were a lovely adorable dog, and you will be dearly missed. |
Grim Reaper: "These sims moved to 'Grims Quarry'? They must want me around or something." |
Deven: *Gasp!* "There he is!" |
Grim Reaper: "This guy really isn't used to me by now?" |
Deven: "Please don't take our little Ralphie!" |
After the death of Ralphie, we need some good news around here! Looks like we're about to get it... |
Elijah: "Ugh, can it hurry up? I'm starving!" |
Gage: "Babe, did you hear that? I'm pregnant!" |
Elijah: "We have a crazy Parsons baby on the way?" |
Elijah: "Haven't you heard how crazy Parsons babies are?" |
Gage: "Come on, how bad can they be? This is so exciting!" |
Elijah: "Haha! You're gonna have to deal with another crazy Parsons baby, creator!" Zip it! |
Gage: "I can't believe I'm carrying the 10th generation baby of this legacy." I can't believe it either, I'm so excited! |
Emmie: "10 generations? That's a lot!" Ma'am, you're the 10th generation heiress of the cat legacy. |
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