Chapter 310

It's wedding day for Juniper and Tiffany!

Everyone is awaiting the arrival of the beautiful bride.

Juniper: "Confetti anyone...? Hehe..."

Someone's nervous.

Ma'am, can you not sit in the middle of the aisle?

Now, multiple sims are sitting in the middle of the aisle. *Sigh*

 

♫ Here comes the bride, here comes the bride! ♫

Duncan: "Your mom would be so proud of you, honey."
Tiffany: "Thanks dad, that means the world."

Servo: "We are gathered here today to witness my rotating robot arm."

Servo: "Also, to witness the matrimony of Juniper and Tiffany."

Juniper: "Tiffany, you're the kindest most selfness sim I've ever met... also the most beautiful."

Tiffany: "Juniper, you mean everything to me. I love every single thing about you."

Cole: "Ugh. Love."
Evan: "This is so romantic!"

Cyrus: *Crying* "This is beautiful!"
Duncan: "I can't believe she's all grown up!"

Duncan: "I'm so proud of her."

Tiffany: "Shall we exchange rings?"

Juniper: "With this ring..."

Juniper: "...I thee wed."

Tiffany: "That's what I like to hear."

Tiffany: "This ring is gorgeous!"

Tiffany: "Now, with this ring..."

Tiffany: "...I thee wed."

Servo: "You may now kiss your bride... or watch my robotic arm rotate... the choice is yours."

Juniper: "Ugh, not now, spontaneously growing leaves!"

*BONK!*

Tiffany: "Oww! My nose!"
Juniper: "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! Are you okay, babe?"

Tiffany: "I'm fine!"

Juniper: "Are you sure? Do you need to go to the hospital?"

Tiffany: "Seriously, I'm fine, babe. Let's try that again."

Servo: "You may now kiss your bride... again."

*Kiss*

May you live happily ever Parsons!

Juniper: "Shall we?"

Tiffany: "We shall."

♫ Here comes the rice, here comes the rice! ♫

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr and Mrs Parsons!

What a beautiful ceremony!

Tiffany: "I love you so much."

Juniper: "I love you more. I can't believe I'm actually married to the love of my life!"

The best part of the ceremony has commenced.

Bubbles!

Servo: "How long until everyone can smell this food and comes running over?"

Juniper: "Time to share the first slice of cake with my lovely wife."

Juniper: "Here you go, honey!"

That cake looks delicious!

Duncan: "So does this fancy little pudding cup."

DJ Servo is in the house!

Could y'all please slow dance on the dance floor provided?!

Tiffany: "This has been the best day ever."

Juniper: "I couldn't agree more."

Timmy is getting down!

I know y'all can't hear it, but Servo has some serious DJ skills!

Tiffany: "I need to tinkle. I've been waiting for an hour!"

What a wonderful wedding this has been!

Oop- the park lights have come on at last.

Servo: "Let's get this party really started!"

Laser lights?!

And smoke?! Servo is going all out right now.

He's taking away the shine from Tiffany and Juniper!

Bonehilda: "Maybe no one will notice if I sneak over for a fourth slice of cake since Servo is going all out with the DJing."

After the wedding ceremony, Juniper and Tiffany immediately travelled to Tartosa for their honeymoon!

Tiffany: "I never got to tinkle at the park!"

Juniper: "This place is beautiful."
Tiffany: "Wait for me, babe!"

Juniper: "There's even a hot tub!"

Tiffany: "Okay, I finally tinkled."

Juniper: "Now, we finally have some alone time."

Tiffany: "You're right. Let's start this honeymoon off right."

*Kiss*

Of course.

Ya nasties!

Tiffany: "That was fun!"
Juniper: "Hot tub woohoo never gets old."

The next day, these two are up bright and early.

Juniper: "I'm ready for the beach!"

Juniper is down at one of the Tartosa beaches looking for messages in a bottle.

Juniper: "Hey, I already found three! Wait... where's Tiffany?"

She's still getting ready.

Really, ma'am?

Tiffany: "What? I've gotta look good for my husband."

At least this gives Juniper some time to look for more messages in a bottle. This is a collectable item, so you know it'll be going straight into the collection room when they get back home.

Afterwards, Juniper and Tiffany travelled down to the main Tartosa beach!

Get your tan on, guys!

Tiffany: "Not without some sun protection, though."

Juniper: "Luckily, plantsims don't need sun protection... just water."

Tiffany: "Lucky you."

Tiffany: "Zzz..."
Juniper: "Hehehe..."

Juniper, what are you doing?

Juniper: "Oh! Uh... nothing..."

Juniper: "Hahaha!"

Juniper: "Who said you can't play a little harmless prank on your wife during your honeymoon?"

We love a good ol' prank! Tiffany's tan might look a little funny now.

Now... we wait.

Meanwhile, Juniper can look for more messages in a bottle. These sand piles are hard to see!

Juniper: "I need some water, I've been out in the sun for ages."

Tiffany is purchasing some beach supplies.

Tiffany: "One plate of fries, please!"

Tiffany: "Mmm... fries."

Juniper is extra fancy. His jet ski has lights and music!

Be careful!

Tiffany is about to get splashed by all that water.

Tiffany: "Ah... so relaxing..."

Juniper: "Yeehaw!"

Tiffany is back on the lounge chair.

Tiffany: "I love it here in Tartosa."

Tiffany: "Had enough of the jet ski?"
Juniper: "Yep. I wanted to come and lounge together again."

Tiffany: "What the heck happened? I look like a tiger!"

Tiffany: "Ugh, I must have applied my sunscreen incorrectly! My tan! My beautiful tan, ruined!"

Juniper: "Zzz..."

You didn't even get to see the prank results, Juniper!

Tiffany: "Wait a minute... Juniper pranked me? He'd better watch out now. I'll get him back."

Tiffany & Juniper: "Zzz..."

Wow, what a prank queen.

Juniper: *Gasp!* "Oh gosh... my prank worked a little too well."

Tiffany: "It sure did. Now, I'm not a suntanned goddess."

Juniper: "At least you're a suntanned tiger, though?"

What the heck are y'all doing?

Tiffany: "Wanna dumpster dive together?"

Juniper: "If that means what I think it means, of course I do-"

Juniper: "Woah!"

Not the dumpster woohooing again!

Juniper & Tiffany: "Hahaha!"

Juniper: "Man, I got you good. You really look like a tiger!"

Tiffany: "Ugh, I think I'm getting a cold."

How the heck are you getting a cold while it's hot out?

Tiffany and Juniper had a wonderful time on their honeymoon, as you can tell.

Juniper: "Just call me the prank king."

Relax, you pulled off one successful prank, sir.

Tiffany: "Now, we can start forever together."

Juniper: "There's no other way I'd rather spend forever."

After all those honeymoon shenanigans, Tiffany is pregnant! Generation 24 is on the way!

Tiffany: "Babe, we're having a baby! I'm pregnant!"

Juniper: "I'm gonna be a dad?"

Tiffany: "Yep! To a little crazy Parsons baby!"

Emphasis on the 'crazy'.

These are all of the messages in a bottle Juniper collected. Five down, fifteen more to go!

What the heck are you doing?

Maple: "Can't a cat clean his tail on the counter in peace?"

Tiffany: "Servo made meatballs? My favorite!"

Raini: "I've lived a long life, but it's time for me to go."

Noooooooo! Raini!

Rest In Peace, Raini Parsons. You were a beautiful, smart cat. You will be dearly missed.

Everyone loved Raini so much. It's a sad day in the Parsons household.

FINALLY! It took what feels like forever, but Servo has now earned every single university degree! I'm so proud of him! He can now begin his journey of completing every single career, which should be super easy with all of these degrees.

But, first, back to painting.