Chapter 210

Uh oh, it's the infamous green crab block.

Finley: "Green crab block!"

Meanwhile, Servo is almost finished maxing out his comedy skill.

Servo: "I have officially maxed out the comedy skill, time to move onto acting."

Woohoo! What better place to work on the acting skill than Del Sol Valley?

Kim is definitely plotting some mischief over there on the computer.

Dwayne: "What kind of mischief?! It'd better not have anything to do with me."

Kim: "Hehehe..."

Kim: "You really think I'd take the time out of my day to send you a spam email?"

Dwayne: "What's that supposed to mean! I demand you send me a spam email right now!"

Kim: "Ugh, that was almost too easy."
Dwayne: "What's taking so long?"

Finley: "No, uncle Dwayne! It's a trap!"

Kim: "My child almost ratted me out."

Servo: "I can't do this anymore, Rita! We're over! Done! Burrito!"

Whatcha doin' there, Servo?

Servo: "Can't you see I'm in the acting zone right now?! I've almost perfected my lines!"

Okay...

Servo: "Now, get out of my sight, Rita!"

Who the heck is Rita?

Finley: "His soap opera wife, duh."

Finley: "I wanna play!"
Servo: "But, I'm trying to act!"

Servo: "Why do I have to be the one to teach this kid his stupid manners?!"

Uh... I assumed you'd be the best role model, but apparently not.

Finley: "Is the word 'stupid' supposed to be good manners?"

No!

Kylan is acquiring some more bits and pieces for his next candle masterpiece.

Brynlee: "Hehe, I can't wait until my chicken nuggets are finished warming up in the microwave."

Kim: "Ugh, seriously?!"

What's the matter, Kim?

Kim: "Dwayne is now sending me spam emails?! Oh, it's on!"

Brynlee: "Check out my tan lines."

You mean 'sunburn lines'?

Isaac: "You look amazing, sweetie. You're totally not sunburnt at all... hehehe..."

Kim: "Ah! Don't look at me! I totally wasn't trying to steal the last burger in the fridge at all... LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Kylan: "Sounds like she was trying to steal the last burger in the fridge."

Kim: "Okay, fine, I was. Don't judge me."

Ooh, Servo made some delicious Elote!

Isaac is off to work! I really hope he gets promoted to level 10 of the athlete career soon.

Finley: "The cat food looks yummy!"

You can't eat cat food!

Milkshake: "Dang right."

Kylan is chatting with his next client about another order.

Shouldn't you be eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in your highchair?

Finley: "Mind your business."

Were you the one who took Finley out of his highchair?

Kylan: "It wasn't me, I'm just peacefully making candles."

Looks fun!

Brynlee: "Not as fun as laundry!"

What the heck is going on in here?!

Kim: "Ugh! My toilet prank backfired! Why did I have to prank the bathroom right next to my room?!"

Kim: "Eww! What the heck is that?!"

I don't even want to know.

Kim: "Who's gonna fix this?!"

The sim who pranked the toilet in the first place, that's who.

Kim: "Touché."

Brynlee: "What's this, Finley?"

Finley: "Shouldn't you be cleaning up the dirty potty behind me instead of teaching me flashcards?"

Brynlee: "Say what?"

Brynlee: "Uh... maybe we should move onto another card."

Finley: "Did I stutter?"

Brynlee: "Or... maybe we should stop with the flashcards all together."

Finley: "That's more like it!"

Finley: "Now I can eat a whole bunch of unpeeled plantains!"

Kylan: "I love my trash bag!"

Milkshake: "Mmm... leftovers."

What the heck is going on around here?!

Kim: "A whole lotta crazy, that's what!"

Kim: "Speaking of crazy... I think another crazy Parsons is about to be born."

It's go time, y'all!

Kylan: "My wife is in labor already?!"

Kylan: "What do I do?! What do I do?!"

Kim: "TO THE HOSPITAL!"

It's a girl! 💖 Introducing Serenity Parsons!

Aaand of course, Brynlee has already dressed her in a knitted onesie.

Serenity: "WAAAAAAA!!!"

Brynlee: "Perfect."

Brynlee: "Now that you've got your knitted onesie on, let's get you all fed."

Do you like her new little sister, Finley?

Finley: "I have a new sister?"

Finley: "I don't like my new sister."

Welp...

The Parsons are eating their favorite breakfast ever.

That's right, grilled fruit.

Meanwhile, Finley is now using a spoon!

Isaac: "He's growing up so fast!"

Finley: "I just remembered I have a new sister."

Finley: "I'm not excited about using a spoon anymore!"

Why the heck are y'all eating in the bathroom?

Whatcha knitting there, Brynlee?

Brynlee: "Oh, nothing, just a Yarny."

Kim: "Please don't tell me I'm pregnant again already."

Kim: "I'm still hiding from the last one I gave birth to!"

More Parsons babies! Kim is pregnant again!

Kim: "Who wants to play hide and seek? I'll hide from the crazy Parsons, while no one seeks!"

Kylan is such a great dad!

It's Love Day time! 💘💋💌

Brynlee: "I finished knitting my Yarny!"

Hooray! I recently found out that if you leave a Yarny around the house, they'll move around and appear with random objects. We shall wait and see...

Isaac is down at the Del Sol Valley gym!

This gym is nice!

Del Sol Valley is so pretty!

Isaac: "Let's see what this gym has to offer."

Servo and Kim decided to join so they can work on Servo's acting skill and Kim's mischief skill.

Isaac is all ready in his uniform to mentor some sims!

Ooh, there's a celebrity working out!

Isaac: "Oh my gosh, you're that sim from the rubber ducky commercial?!"

Celebrity: "Uh... yep, that's me. I'm also the sim from that show-"

Isaac: "Woo! I'm your biggest fan!"

Isaac: "Do you think I could mentor you? And maybe get your autograph? Hehehehehe!"

Celebrity: "Hmm... maybe some other time."

Isaac: "Hehehe... I can't believe I just met the rubber ducky commercial sim! Do you think I made a good impression?"

Uh... I think you should mentor a sim who's not a celebrity.

Isaac: "You're saying I didn't make a good impression?"

Kim: "Hehehe... I wouldn't wanna be the next sim who uses this computer. There's gonna be a huge jump scare waiting for them."

Servo: "Alright, alright - check out this new acting scene I've just perfected!"

Servo: "Rita... it's time I tell you my darkest secret."

Servo: "You are not the mother of my child. Karen is... aaand scene!"

Wow, how emotional.

Isaac: "Hey, I think I know you! You're the guy from that foot ointment commercial!"

Celebrity: "Yep, that's me... unfortunately."

Isaac: "What do you say to some workout mentoring?"

Isaac: "We'll have you in an energy drink commercial in no time!"

Looks like that didn't... workout.

*Badum tss*

Now, Isaac is stuck training Kim.

Kim: "What do you mean stuck?! I'm an athletic expert!"

Servo: "Rita... please don't leave... how will I go on without you?"

Servo's imaginary soap opera is getting interesting.

Isaac: "Come on! Surely you can run faster than that!"

Kim: "Ugh! I'm not used to running! I usually just use my wings!"

Isaac: "You can't use your wings on a treadmill!"
Kim: "That sounds like a bet to me."

While Isaac mentors Kim, Kylan and Brynlee decided to head down to the gym area to skate around!

We all know the Parsons and skating don't mix, though.

Kylan: "Woah!"

Kylan: "Why didn't you tell me bad skating was in my Parsons genes?"

Because it's funny to watch.

Brynlee: "OW!"

Brynlee: "I think I might have hit my head!"

Brynlee: "Can anyone else see stars, or just me?"

Kylan: "I think I might be getting the hang of this."

Finley is also at the gym.

He sees some birds that are too peaceful.

Finley: "HI, BIRDIES!"

Finley: "BYE, BIRDIES!"

Finley: "I love the birdies."

Brynlee: "WOAH! When can I stop skating?!"

When it stops being funny.

Kylan: "Are you jealous these muscles, dad? I'm the expert at working out."

Isaac: "Seriously?

Isaac: "Is that some sweat I see dripping off your face and you haven't even ran a mile yet?"

Kylan: "Sweat? Never heard of it."

Dwayne: "I can't believe everyone went to the gym without me."

Dwayne: "You really thought you guys could just go to the gym without me, mom?!"

Isaac: "Do not talk to your mother like that, young man!"

Brynlee: "Yeah! What he said!"

Dwayne: "What are you gonna do about it, dad?!"

Isaac: "I'm putting you in a time out, that's what!"

Dwayne: "Welp... that backfired."

Kim: "Talk back some more, this is very entertaining."

Isaac: "Don't even think about talking back again, or else I'll add more minutes to your time out."

It'll be a long 10 minutes for Dwayne.

Brynlee: "Serves him right."

Isaac: "AHHHHH!!!"

Seriously?! Just when Servo was about to upgrade the dryer?!

Kim is saving the day!

Dwayne: "Hey, dad, I finished my timeout!"

Isaac: "Seriously?"

Servo: "Where are you guys going?! Who's gonna clean up this mess?!"

You are!

Servo: "Why is it always me?!"

Sorry, Servo.

Ice Cream: "You got any treats?"

Now's about time Servo works on that upgrade so this doesn't happen again.

Somehow, Monster's ghost has arisen from the grave. I have no idea how, his grave is nowhere on the lot.

Serenity aged up into a toddler!

I thought Kim had strong genes, but Kylan's appear to be even stronger! She looks exactly like him!

Monster: *Howl!*

Even in the afterlife, Monster is still yapping and howling.

Ooh, looks like Ice Cream has had a puppy with another dog in the neighborhood! Introducing Peach Parsons! Isn't he adorable?

Peach: "Who, me?"

Isaac: "Hey there, pupper."

Aww, so cute!

Isaac: "You can have some treats, and I'll give you one extra treat for being so adorable."

Peach: "Being adorable means I get free treats? Yay!"

Where the heck did you find the time between swimming in the pool all day to have a puppy?

Peach: "Where's my extra treat?"

Peach: "It's in the kitchen, isn't it?"

Peach: "I accidentally ate the entire bowl of dog food."

Accidentally?

Serenity: "Tell Finley not to go near my toys... or else."

Finley: "What's that supposed to mean?!"

Serenity: "Hello, Mr. Bunny!"

Bunny: "I already know what you're gonna ask me, and to answer your question, yes, your family is crazy."

Serenity: "That's all I wanted to know."

The bug boxes are back! Kylan needs them for his job in the freelance maker career.

I'm glad these two are sharing. Sharing is caring!

Milkshake is back after running away... again.

What did he bring back with him? A son!

Introducing Lemonade Parsons! Isn't he such a cutie?

Isaac: "Another new pet?"

Lemonade: "How many pets are there around here?"

A lot now that you're here.

Aww, you're so adorable!

Lemonade: "I demand treats for my adorableness."

Lemonade: "I know the treats are around here somewhere!"

Lemonade: "Whatchu lookin' at, refrigerator? Are you hiding the treats?"

Those are the human treats, your treats are right behind you!

Brynlee: "I'm ready to take Ice Cream for a walk!"

Ice Cream has been begging for walks lately.

She must really want to explore Del Sol Valley.

Brynlee: "I'm not complaining, I want to explore Del Sol Valley, too!"

Kylan: "My new client wants some fizzy juice made out of soybeans because they love flavorless drinks? That's genius!"

That's gross! Why couldn't they just drink water?

These two are having a lovely walk.

I'm surprised Ice Cream didn't chase those birds away.

Looks like Serenity is about to do her first mandatory food fling.

There it is.

Kim: "Say, Brynlee, have you ever thought about getting in touch with your mischievous side and pulling pranks?"

Brynlee: "Me? Mischievous?"

Brynlee: "I mean... I guess I could try out a little pranking mischief."

Kim: "That's the spirit! Have you ever tried clogging a toilet and watching sims suffer as they try to unclog it?"

Brynlee: "Uh... no."

Kim: "What about instilling a sim with fake confidence, making them believe they're actually good at what they're doing?"

Brynlee: "Huh? Have you done that to me before?"

Kim: "Of course not! You're the best knitter this world has ever seen, you should knit on the moon someday!"

Brynlee: "Gee, thanks, Kim!"

Kim: "She doesn't suspect a thing."

Lemonade: "I still can't find the food bowl!"

It's right behind you!

Kylan: "I tried the soybean fizzy juice today, it was actually pretty nice. Bland... flavorless... and delicious!"

Kim: *Gasp!*

Kim: "How could my husband be so... boring?!"

Servo: "Rita... please..."

Servo: "I'll never have a baby with Karen again!"

Servo definitely needs to pitch this soap opera to a director.