Chapter 208

Once again, Kim is outside antagonizing the neighbors.

Kim: "Why are you so ugly and stupid?"

Townie: "Who the heck are you calling ugly and stupid?!"

Kim: "Your stupid head! Who else?"

Townie: "Hey! I'll have you know I'm not a stupid head!"

Kim: "I think we got off on the wrong foot. I'm Kim, nice to meet you."

Townie: "ARGHBSISUFBUF!"

Kim: "AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Kim: "I told you that you were a stupid head."

Townie: "Wait... you're a fairy? No wonder you're so annoying."

Kim: "What's that supposed to mean?!"

Townie: "Figure it out, cotton candy head! I thought you were smart!"

Kim: "Oh, that's it!"

Stop it, you two!

Kim: "How dizzy are you feeling after I kicked your butt?"

Townie: "Is everything spinning or is it just me?"

Townie: "What the heck is going on over there with those two townies? I need to intervene."

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Kylan, your girlfriend is outside fighting elder townies.

Kylan: "Good for her. I'm living my best life and playing some blic bloc."

Well, you're no help!

Townie: "How dare you assault me! You'll be hearing from my lawyer!"

Kim: "Oh, snap! Are my actions actually having consequences?"

Townie: "Snap out of it!"

*Slap*

Kim: "Hehe... you really think that was a good idea?"

Uh oh...

Kim: "Hey, it's kinda hot out here, right? Why don't you have some of this to cool you down?"

Townie: "Uh... what are you doing?"

Kim: "Hehe... why isn't the drink splashing on your face?"

Townie: "You were trying to splash a drink on my face?"

Kim: "Uh..."

Kim: "What the heck is wrong with this stuff?!"

The townie looks very smug behind Kim.

Kim: "Is this...?"

It's jelly!

Kim: "How the heck did that happen?"

Beats me.

Kylan is working on his order for his next customer.

Aaand Kim is outside fighting with a townie... again.

Kim: "That's what you get for the juice in my cup being jelly even though it wasn't your fault in the slightest!"

*Sigh* What are you doing now, Kim?

Kim: "Sending some very convincing chain emails, of course!"

Kylan decided to buy a evil fabricator machine! It goes perfectly next to the recycler, they're both lime green!

Oh gosh, what now?

Kim: "I bind this voodoo doll to..."

Kim: "Uh... Servo Bot!"

Kim: "Hmm... perfect!"

Honey, you've got a big storm comin'.

Brynlee: "I'm just glad Kim didn't bind the voodoo doll to me, now I can enjoy my brownie in peace!"

Servo: "Did I hear someone mention voodoo? I haven't heard about that since generation 5!"

Nope... you heard nothing.

Kim: "Let's give Servo a little stab, shall we?"

Kim: "UGH!"

Servo: "Hmm... I wonder how many plants need to be watered today?"

Looks like the voodoo didn't work this time around.

Brynlee: "Mmm... these brownies are good. I'm loving the leftover baked treats Servo baked, can he keep baking them even after he's reached level 10 of the baking skill?"

No way, you can't eat nothing but sweets all the time!

Kim: "My voodoo isn't working at all. Looks like it's back to the evil drawing board."

Kylan: "Speaking of evil, why do sims call the fabricator machine evil all the time?"

Do you really want to find out?

Kylan: "On second thought, never mind."

Kim: "Let's try this out one more time before going back to the drawing board. A TICKLE, TICKLE TICKLE!"

Kim: "TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE!"

Servo: "Nice weather we've been having lately, huh?"

Kim: "Yeah, I'm tickled pink about it!"
Servo: "Say what?"

Kylan: "I love you, my little trash bag."

You were attacked by the fabricator machine, weren't you?

Kylan: "How could you tell?"

Servo has finally reached level 10 of the baking skill!

No more sweets for breakfast lunch and dinner, and no more crazy sugar rushed Parsons! They'll still be crazy regardless, though, won't they? *Sigh*

Kylan: "Why?! Why did you have to wake me up?!"

Kim: "Because I don't feel so good."

I guess we know why Kim doesn't feel so good. Kim is pregnant! Generation 11 is on the way!

Kim: "Babe, I'm pregnant!"

Kylan: "You are?"

Kim: "Yeah! They're gonna be a crazy little Parsons fairy!"

Kylan: "A fairy and a Parsons? That's the craziest mix I've ever heard of!"

Oh gosh, let's buckle our seatbelts... again... for the 11th time.

Don't mind me, just admiring the Parsons' crystal collection.

It's New Years Eve time! 🎉🥳

Kim: "I miss having brownies for breakfast."

Servo: "Ugh, gross! Did the cowplant just eat me?!"

This little thing ate you?!

Kim: "I had a lot of fun sending chain emails. I'm gonna send them to the entire Parsons family."

Good luck with that.

There's 5,000 of them.

Kim: "Don't underestimate my trolling abilities."

Since it's the weekend and Kylan doesn't have any orders until Monday, he decided to make some more candles. He's getting pretty good with the fabrication skill!

Brynlee: "It's a wonderful day, nothing can kill my vibe!"

What's that rash on your face?

Brynlee: "You just killed my vibe."

Servo: *Crying* "Why do I have to upgrade the blic bloc machine but I never get time to play on it?"

Jasmine: "I think you're getting me sick, mom."
Brynlee: "Welcome to the club."

Dwayne: "My bear custome renders me immune to all sicknesses."

Brynlee: "Ugh, I don't know what's giving me this headache, the sickness or Dwayne's bear costume that he's been wearing non-stop for weeks!"

Jasmine: "Dwayne's bear costume may be annoying, but it brings me joy to watch others suffer because of it... hehehe..."

Okay, you've been spending way too much time with Kim.

Brynlee: "A good old fashioned game of Don't Wake the Llama should make me feel better."

Brynlee: "I think I found the perfect stick."

Brynlee: "Be prepared to lose, my lovely children."

Dwayne: "This bear costume renders me immune to all losses. Jasmine is the only loser around here."

Jasmine: "Seriously?"

Brynlee: "Look at me! Look at me! I got the right stick! Yay me!"

Isaac: "Mind if I join you guys?"

Brynlee: "Wait, I can't continue playing while I'm dizzy! Where's Servo with the medicine?!"

Jasmine: "Hold up, I haven't uploaded a selfie to Simstagram in 5 whole hours."

Brynlee: "Bear costumes... selfies... potentionally losing because Isaac decided to join the game... I CAN'T TAKE IT!"

Looks like this game is Don't Wake the Llama is over. You all lose except for Dwayne who is immune to losses due to his bear costume, therefore, he wins by default.

I'm so excited for generation 11! AHH!

Kylan: "Not as excited as I am after watching my candle in this mould for 5 hours straight."

This is almost like watching paint dry.

Kim: "Why be boring and watch paint dry when you can be fun and prank the toilet? Hehehe..."

Welp... this had better not backfire.

Kim: "I'm not that stupid, right? ...Don't answer that."

Kim: "Congratulations! You've just won a cheap vacation!"

Kim: "This is totally not fake at all! Just send all the simoleons to the credit card with the number 123456789!"

Now you're scamming sims over the phone?!

Kylan: "My girlfriend is evil."

I told you!

Just when you thought Kim couldn't get any more evil, she decided to head out into the observatory and spy on the neighbors.

After watching his last candle dry in the mould for hours, Kylan decided to make another candle almost immediately.

Kim: "Woah! These neighbors have a huge pool and a yellow dog with marks all over it that look like ice cream!"

That's your backyard!

Servo has been working on his comedy routine all afternoon, he's exhausted, but simultaneously playful!

Brynlee: "You look hot eating that grilled chicken, babe."

Isaac: "Oh, stop it, you!"

Servo: "Where the heck did all these chain emails come from?"

Uh... I have no idea...

Milkshake ran away, but came back within just a few hours once he realized he's living in luxury.

Brynlee: "Aww, don't ever run away again, my precious one!"

Brynlee: *Sniff, sniff* "What the heck is that smell?!"

Milkshake: "It's certainly not me. You got any treats, or what?"

Servo decided to give Milkshake a much needed brush and some welcome home pets.

Isaac: *Gasp!* "Why the heck does my wife smell like an alley cat?!"

Kim: "That's not nice, alley cats smell good."

Milkshake: "What you lookin' at?"

Ice Cream is obsessed with the pool, she's constantly sporadically splashing in it.

Jasmine: "Ugh, don't say 'splashing'! I gotta pee!"

Kim: "Would the words 'trickle, flow or waterfall' be more appropriate?"

You really are evil, aren't you?

Kim: "Hey, you wanna woohoo in the observatory? It's super private up here!"

Kylan: "Are you serious?"

Kylan: "What if someone somehow sees us through the huge magnifying glass?!"

Kim: "Come on, it'll be fun!"

I never even knew sims could do this, but okay.

Kylan: "That was fun."
Kim: "I gotta pee!"

Kim: "But, it was so much fun!"

Kim: "Can you smell anything in that bear costume, by any chance?"

Dwayne: "No, why?"

Kim: "Oh... no reason..."

Kim: *Fart*

Isaac: *Sniff, sniff*

Isaac: "Ugh, what the heck is that smell?! It smells like rotten eggs that have been sitting in a sewerage for 1,000 years, and were extracted using a dead animal!"

Kim: "Does it really smell that bad?"

Kim: "I think it was you that farted, maybe you should go see a doctor."

Isaac: "What? Me? But I haven't-"

Kim: *Flick*
Isaac: "Woah!"

Isaac: "I completely lost my track of thought, what were we talking about again?"

Kim: "Oh, nothing..."

Kim: "Have you heard that I'm a criminal mastermind, by the way?!"

Isaac: "Sure you are."

Kylan is getting very good at the fabrication skill!

What the heck?!

Kylan: "Where the heck did that come from? Am I getting sick?"

Jasmine: "What the heck was that? Are you as afraid as I am?"

Ice Cream: "I'm not afraid. You got any treats?"

Kim: "Phew, that was not a good bathroom trip at all!"

Eww! Look at the toilet!

What the heck have you been eating?!

Kim: "Mind your business!"

It's Egg Day time! 🥚🐰🌸🌼

Kim: "Happy Egg Day, why not start it off with a llama to spice up your parties and your backyard? You'll be a hit with the Flower Bunny! It'll arrive... soon... very soon. Just send the money to the credit card with the number 123456789."

Kim: "Woohoo! I scammed another townie, we're gonna be rich!"

You're already rich! Is three million simoleons not enough for you?!

Kylan made a beautiful aqua candle, it goes perfectly with the dining area. Too bad it'll burn out within a few hours.

Emmitt: "Hey, mom and dad!"
Isaac: "See, honey? I told you we're not completely insane and that our kids wouldn't move away forever and never return!"

Brynlee: "What a relief!"

Servo: "Yes! I've got this gaming tournament in the bag!"

Kim: "Servo seems to be doing great with his gaming tournament. It'd be a shame if someone..."

Kim: "Spilt water on him..."

*Splash!*

Servo: "Is everything spinning, or is it just me?"

Looks like Servo is a bit dazed after Kim's voodoo.

Servo: "I feel... weird... strange... indescribable. Did I win the gaming tournament?"

Nope, Kim ruined your chances.

Once again, Ice Cream is out swimming. She's obsessed with the pool.

These two poufs would not sell on Brynlee's Plopsy for so long, so I decided to add them to Brynlee and Isaac's bedroom. They fit in quite well!

I also decided to add some of Brynlee's other knitted items since she no longer has a crafting room.

Speaking of knitting, Brynlee is busy knitting some baby clothes for her grandchild on the way.

Brynlee: "They'll be almost as perfect as my grandchild."

Brynlee: "Do you know if you're having a boy or a girl yet?"

Brynlee: "I've already knitted 19,428 baby girl clothes, so it had better be a girl."
Kim: "Save me!"

Ice Cream has been very energetic lately, so Isaac decided to take her for a walk.

She was very happy about that.

Kim: "I think I'm ready to pop this baby out."

Is that code for 'I'm in labor'?

Kylan looks surprisingly calm.

They both look calm... too calm.

Woohoo! Generation 11 is here!

It's a boy! 💙 Introducing Finley Parsons!

Brynlee is a very excited and proud new grandma!

Brynlee: "Looks like I'd better knit some boy clothes!"