Chapter 203

Brynlee: "I told you I needed two meals instead of one, I'm eating for two!"

Kylan: "Can I have two meals, too?"

I knew we'd reach this stage eventually, this family is so spoiled that they expect not one, but two meals.

On another note, more knitted items are stacking up in Brynlee's crafting room! They look amazing!

Happy birthday, Emmitt!

Emmitt aged up into a child!

Oh noooooooooooo! Not Pippa!

Rest In Peace, Pippa Parsons. You were a lovely and beautiful cat, and you will be dearly missed.

Grim Reaper: "Another Parsons bites the dust."

Did you pee yourself again?!

Isn't the bathroom right behind you?!

Brynlee: "Don't judge me."

Brynlee is cooking again? What could possibly go wrong?

Elijah: "Servo has been playing that thing all night, it's hurting my delicate ears."

Servo: "This is the sound of my soul."

Kylan: "This food is so yummy!"

Gage: "Is it my fault we have grilled fruit everyday?"

Yep, y'all can't eat anything else thanks to you being a vegetarian.

Kylan: "I wanna be a vegetarian!"

Brynlee: "My items are getting a lot of sales on Plopsy, so I'd better get to knitting some more."

Isaac: "Hehe, isn't the broken neon sign so funny, grilled fruit?"

I don't know why, but according to the Parsons, a broken neon sign is the funniest thing ever. They've been laughing at it all morning.

Kylan: "I wanna see the funny neon sign!"

Kylan: "Isn't the neon sign hilarious, little grim?!"

The gang is back down at the gym!

Isaac: "You ready to see me gain some muscles?"

Brynlee: "Uh... guys, I know I peed right before we left, but..."

Brynlee: "I GOTTA PEE AGAIN!"

Thank gosh the gym has toilets, then.

Isaac: "Ughhhh!"

Brynlee: "Ughhhhhh! This bathroom doesn't have any soap!"

Brynlee: "My husband looks so handsome when he works out."

Isaac: "I'M IN THE ZONE!"

Servo: "Is that zone 'the loser zone'?"

Isaac: "Does it stink in here or is it just Servo?"

Once again, the competition continues!

Brynlee found a nice place to knit while the kids play.

Emmitt: "I think I see a sea monster!"

Emmitt: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

Kylan: "I brought my blue bear with me!"

Kylan: "Aren't mommy's knits so pretty, Mr. Blue Bear?"

Brynlee: "Mr. Blue Bear had better agree, I did knit him, after all."

It's a perfect day to have a water balloon fight!

Emmitt: "Is Kylan old enough to have a water balloon fight with me?"

No!

Emmitt: "You can't have water balloon fights yet? What a little wimp!"

Kylan: "I'll get you, and it'll look like an accident."

Emmitt: "What did you say?"

Kylan: "You heard me."

Emmitt: "Sorry, little bro! You're too small to have a water balloon fight! Look how chubby your little cheeks are, you're just so small!"

Kylan: "Stop that!"

Emmitt: "Just look at your chubby, chubby little cheeks!"

Kylan: *Bite!*

Kylan: "I said stop that!"

Emmitt: "Ouch!"

Emmitt: "Did you just bite me?!"

Kylan: "You wouldn't leave me alone!"

Brynlee: "Kylan, did you just bite your brother?"

Kylan: "Huh? I'd never bite him!"

Kylan: "I'm a little angel!"

Brynlee: *Yawn* "My kids are giving me a run for my simoleons today."

Brynlee: "That includes the one in my belly."

Townie: "Hey, look, a sleeping robot! Wanna try to steal it?"

Townie: "Duh, he won't hurt us."

He'd do way worse.

Another townie brawl?!

Right in front of Servo?!

Isaac: "Why do townies get into brawls every time I get in the shower?"

The real question is, why do you love walking around the gym in a towel every time you shower?! Put your clothes back on!

Isaac: "I'm gonna kick your butt, punching bag!"

Isaac: "Or should I call you... 'Servo'..."

Not this again.

Caitlyn, what are you doing here dazed?

Caitlyn: "I was blowing some bubbles..."

Brynlee: "Ugh! I think the baby's coming!"

Que the spouse freak out.

Isaac: "What do we do, what do we do?!"

Brynlee: "We push!"

Brynlee: "Ugh, I think this baby is gonna be crazier than the first two! I can just feel it!"

Isaac: "Why would you say that?!"

Kylan: "The baby will be crazier than me?"

*Sparkles*

It's a girl! 💖 Introducing Jasmine Parsons!

Brynlee: "Aww, my little bb, you're so cute!"

Isaac: "She really is."

Kylan: "Do you still love me, daddy?"

Isaac: "Of course I do! Come here!"

Aww, so adorable!

Brynlee: "Are you hungry, little one? Here you go."

Servo: "Are you hungry, little one?"
Nova: "Yes!"

Servo: "That's why you have an automatic food bowl."

Emmie is knocked out.

This is her favorite sleeping spot.

Everyone may be asleep, but that won't stop Servo from playing the violin outside their doors.

Isaac: "Here you go, little one."

Kylan: "I thought daddy said he still loves me. He can only pick one."

Excuse me, y'all! Stop that!

Welp, another Parsons baby will probably be on the way soon.

Kylan: "What the heck is this thing?"

Looks like I was right. Brynlee is pregnant again!

Brynlee: "Nova, I'm pregnant again!"

Isaac: "You're telling Nova before you tell me?"

Nova: "I'm outta here."

Kylan: "I'm gonna be a big brother again!"

Isaac: "More crazy Parsons babies... yay..."

Brynlee: "YAAAY!!!"

Y'all know the drill.

Isaac: "Ugh, I feel tired already."

Servo: "What was that?"

Isaac: "Uh, I mean... I feel totally energised and ready to kick your robot butt."

Brynlee: "I'm ready to get knitty with it!"

Brynlee: "What should I knit today?"

Brynlee: "My rugs have been popular lately on Plopsy, I'll knit one of those."

Isaac is obsessed with energy drinks.

Brynlee: "One lemonade, please!"

Merchant: "Coming right up!"

Brynlee: "Lemonade is the perfect drink for a hot day like today."

Brynlee: "It looks so refreshing!"

I hate soda with every fibre of my being, but that does look refreshing for some reason.

Brynlee: *Gulp*

Brynlee: "Did that merchant add some juice in here?"

Isaac's next task of the day for his job is to jog.

Isaac: "Ugh, it's so hot today! I need a drink to cool down!"

Isaac: "One soda, please!"

Isaac: *Gulp*

Isaac: "This doesn't taste right, there's gotta be some juice in here."

Merchant: "How is everyone figuring out my 'special' ingredient?"

Isaac: "I don't trust this soda."

Brynlee: "What better meal for a hot day than a hot dog?"

Jasmine aged up into a toddler!

Isaac: "Come to daddy, Jasmine!"

Isaac: "Yay! You did it!"

Brynlee: "My knitting club 'The Nifty Knitters' will be here any minute! I've gotta change into our special attire!"

Really? The forbidden sweater is your special attire?

Brynlee: "Don't I look fabulous?"

The club members of the Nifty Knitters are Kacey and Caitlyn!

Caitlyn: "I don't even know how to knit."

Caitlyn: "Did you really have to make our club attire the forbidden sweater, Brynlee?"

Brynlee: "Yes, yes I did. Just ignore the uncontrollable itchiness."

Kacey: "Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have attended this meeting."

Brynlee: "I'm glad you all decided to join me here today!"

Brynlee: "Thanks for coming to the meeting, Caitlyn!"

Caitlyn: "I'm regretting it already, but you're welcome."

Kylan: "Those sweaters look so comfy!"

They're not. They're the complete opposite.

Brynlee: "Remember to never share our knitting secrets, they're for Nifty Knitters only."

Elijah: "I just heard all your knitting secrets."

Brynlee: "Say what?"

Kacey: "I'd like to formally announce that this sweater is the most uncomfortable thing I've ever worn in my life and I'm resisting the urge to scratch myself with everything in me."

Caitlyn: "I felt every word you just said."

Isaac: "Reason number 50 why I'm glad I didn't join my wife's knitting club."

Oh, come on! Can y'all at least act normal while we have guests?!

Brynlee: "Thanks for coming to the club meeting, bestie."

Kacey: "As uncomfortable as I am right now, I wouldn't miss it for the world."

Jasmine: "Green crab block!"

Finally, no more fraud yellow or pink crab block.

Brynlee: "I'm going to teach you guys how to knit a basic penguin."

Kacey: "That's 'basic'? Why can't we knit a scarf?"

Caitlyn: "I'm already zoned out."

Servo: "I bet the Nifty Knitting club members would love to hear my violin skills."

Brynlee: "Are you guys listening? We're almost up to the beak!"

I guess Kacey isn't listening.

Caitlyn: "Can I go home yet?"

And neither is Caitlyn.

The club meeting has finished! It's been so great to see Kacey again, I've missed her!

Brynlee: "Even though they weren't listening or participating, it was great to spend time with my best friend and my sister!"

Emmie had a kitten with another cat in the neighborhood! Thank gosh he doesn't look like her. Introducing Milkshake Parsons! He's so adorable, I love his coat!

Milkshake: "Hey! Down here!"

Servo: "Another little kitty to love and cherish with everything in me?"

Servo is so good with all the pets.

Oh my gosh, he's so adorable!

Look at his wittle face!

Milkshake: "Does this robot always do that?"

Play violin? Yeah, he never stops.

Milkshake: "It's sending waves through my soul."

Milkshake: "And scratches through my ear, this guy is loud."

Servo: "Loud violin playing is good violin playing."

Milkshake: "I wonder if there are any other animals around here besides my mom?"

Nova: "A new kitty to play with? Yay!"

Milkshake: "Listen closely: the food bowl is all mine."

Kylan: "Yay! We have another kitty!"

Milkshake: "You're blocking the food bowl, kid."

Only Isaac would swim in the rain.

Isaac: "I swim rain, hail or shine."

Oh, we know.

How was work, Elijah?

Elijah: "It was fun, I drafted another universal smog vacuum."

Isaac: "Of course he did."

On another note, Isaac is looking buff!

Kylan: "Green crab block!"

The obsession with the green block remains strong for 11 generations.

After playing with green crab block, Kylan started reading a book. He's very invested in it.

Gage: "Hello?"

Gage: "Do I want to donate 1 simoleon to make another sim happy?"

Gage: "Of course I do!"

Gage! Never trust random numbers!

Servo: "Not only is this family crazy, they're also stupid."

Kylan: "Am I the only normal sim around here?"

Emmitt: "You're the craziest of them all, don't think I forgot about you biting my finger."

Isaac: "Why do I have to jog in the rain?"

You weren't complaining about swimming in the rain just a few minutes ago!

It's the premiere of Orange Is the New Peach!

Servo: "What if they leave us on another cliffhanger like last time?"

Brynlee: "I'm just here for the food."

Gage: "They really picked orange over peach?"

Brynlee: "That premiere was awesome!"

Servo: "No it wasn't! They left us on a cliffhanger just like I said!"

Brynlee: "They have me hooked with the suspense!"

Servo: "Playing my violin will help take my mind off the cliffhangers."

Gage: "Sure it will."

Servo, you're playing very loud again.

Gage: "My ears!"

Elijah: "I'm trying to watch the Orange Is the New Peach premiere, tell Servo to stop playing the violin!"

Look at this little purple octopus Brynlee knitted! LOOK AT IT!

Speaking of Brynlee's knitted items, her knits are filling up the craft room fast! They're so adorable! LOOK AT THE STRAWBERRY TURTLE AND THE PINK OCTOPUS!

Her creations are so cute, oh my gosh!

Look at these hanging plant pots!

And this little cactus! AHH!

Brynlee's crafting room is coming along beautifully.