The Parsons are in Selvadorada! |
And by 'the Parsons', I mean Servo, Zeke and Roxxi. |
First, they need to eat some Selvadoradian meals on Servo's behalf for his aspiration since he can't eat them. |
Roxxi: "This tastes pretty good." |
Next, Servo needs to purchase three goods off the marketplace tables. |
Servo: "Why only take three when you can take them all?" |
Zeke: "I think that meal made me fat." |
Zeke: *Gasp!* "Is that a bug?" You're in the jungle. Prepare yourself to see many more of those, my friend. |
Now, he needs to view the statue of Madre Cosecha. Servo: "Very impressive." |
Roxxi: "Let's get to the good stuff. Time to explore a temple!" |
Servo: "We're gonna need to trek through the jungle a bit before we make it to a temple." |
Roxxi: "What does he mean by that?" |
Zeke: "I don't know, but let's just let him do all the work." |
Clear that path, Servo! |
Roxxi: "There's a lot of danger warnings on this sign. Luckily, we have Servo to keep us safe." |
After some wild encounters, Servo has made it through the jungle and to the other side! |
Aaand these two followed behind him, nice and safe. |
Zeke: "I knew it was a good idea to let Servo do all the work!" |
On the other side, there's yet another path to clear. |
Fan: "I can't believe it! Am I really witnessing celebrity Servo Bot in the jungle?" |
After protecting a strange egg from hungry prey, Servo has been blessed with the 'Blessing of a Personal Sun'! |
Servo: "That was a close one, but it was worth it. I'm blessed!" |
Looks like it's safe enough for you guys to join again, huh? |
Roxxi: "Servo handled that egg encounter better than we ever could." |
Servo: "And now, I'm blessed and they're not!" |
Not only is Servo blessed, but he found some treasure! |
Servo: "Sweet, sweet simoleons!" |
Roxxi: "We already have 9,999,999 simoleons. What else is around here?" |
Looks like Roxxi found a digging pile. |
This is the perfect time for you guys to look for some artifacts you don't have yet in these digging piles. |
Servo: "I'll have to be the one to uncover anything we find when we get home... yippee..." |
Roxxi: "Wait... do you guys hear that?" |
Roxxi: "It sounds like something is falling from a tree-" |
Roxxi: *Gasp!* |
Roxxi: "Thank gosh I have spider repellent spray!" |
Roxxi: "That spider almost gave me a heart attack." |
Zeke: "Ugh, how long do we have to keep digging?" Until you find something! |
Servo: "I sense danger approaching!" |
Zeke: "You do? Well, that can't be good!" |
Servo: "Lightning bugs?" |
Servo: "The local Selvadoradians taught me what to do in this situation." |
Zeke: "AHHHH!!! BEES!" |
Zeke: "Get away, get away, get away!" |
Zeke, where are you going?! Zeke: "I'm outta here." |
Zeke: "Finally! A bathroom!" |
This helicopter has been circling non stop. |
Roxxi: "If we're not going to explore a temple today, can we go back to the house yet?" Servo: "After I finish surveying this digging pile." |
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! |
Zeke: "Ugh, those bees really stung me all over." |
Zeke: "Oww! It hurts!" |
Roxxi and Zeke wouldn't stop complaining, so I sent them back to where they're staying. |
Since Servo's needs are still good, he's going to continue exploring the jungle and looking for the temple. Riding a bike across a very old and fragile bridge looks terrifying, by the way. |
Now, Servo can clear paths in peace without hearing Roxxi and Zeke. |
He made it through once again. |
Hello, old friend! |
Only one more path to clear. |
You can do it, Servo! |
Hooray! Servo finally made it to the temple! |
Servo: "While I'm here, I might as well try and open some of these temple gates." |
Servo: "Hmm... looks like these skeletons won't open the gate." |
Servo: "I think this statue likes jokes." |
Servo: "Why did the statue break up with his girlfriend? He couldn’t stop putting her on a pedestal." |
Statue: "I've heard that one a million times, but I'll let you through." |
The first gate is open! |
Okay, enough exploring the temple for today. Let's go back to the house for now. |
Back at the house, Roxxi is grilling, even though she shouldn't be. |
Must you always insist on cooking? Roxxi: "Yes." |
Get a good night's sleep. You're gonna need it for tomorrow's temple adventures. |
Good morning, Roxxi! Roxxi: "I hope we find a skeleton in the temple today!" |
Servo is up early cooking breakfast. Servo: "Get away, bugs!" |
I don't want to hear any complaining from you or Roxxi in the jungle, today. |
Before these three head back into the jungle, they're gonna need more jungle supplies. |
Zeke: "There's still bugs here?" |
Roxxi: "Where else would they be, dad? We're in the jungle!" |
Now that you two have eaten, I don't want to hear another complaint. |
Servo: "We're gonna need all of this." |
Into the temple they go. |
Zeke, you can't ride your bike into the temple. There's stairs. Zeke: "So?" |
Before you guys go deeper into the temple, survey those dig piles! |
Servo needs to assemble a mystical relic as part of one of his aspiration tasks. |
Servo: "Looks like it's working!" |
Servo: "Perfect! Now, only one thing left to do." |
Servo: "Refine a crystal to insert into it and activate it." |
Roxxi: "I'm tireeed." Well, that's too dang bad! |
Servo: "Alright, here goes..." |
Servo has successfully activated this mystical relic! |
Now, he can look for more artifacts in this digging pile outside. |
Meanwhile, Zeke and Roxxi are inside the temple attempting to open the gates. |
Roxxi: "And then, he was like-" Roxxi, get off the phone and start observing these booby traps! |
Roxxi: "Fine..." How do you even have service in here? |
Servo: "I'm glad I don't have to disassemble any booby traps right now. For once, I have the easy job!" |
Zeke: Why did the old man fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well." |
Statue: "Hahaha! I love a good dad joke!" |
Zeke opened the second gate! |
Zeke: "There's more booby traps? This is making my head spin." |
Zeke: "I'm too tired to survey them. I'm just gonna take a wild guess." That's one of the worst ideas ever. |
Uh oh... |
Zeke: "AHHH!" |
Wait a minute... Zeke has been spared? |
Zeke: "Phew! That was a close one." |
Roxxi: "Okay, I'm pretty sure if I step on this plate while I'm confident, the third gate will open. This gutsberry should help with that." |
Let's hope this works. |
Roxxi: "Hey! It did!" |
Hooray! Roxxi opened the third gate! |
Only one more gate to open until they reach the treasure. |
Zeke: "I found a digging pile. That gives me an excuse to stay away from the booby traps and let Roxxi handle it." |
Servo: "These are some fireflies if I ever saw them!" |
Servo: *Clap, clap!* "Be gone!" Servo's Selvadoradian knowledge has helped him avoid disaster, once again. |
Roxxi: "Oww! Did this dart just pierce my neck?!" Uh oh! Poor Roxxi got poisoned by a poison dart. |
That means this skeleton is the only option left. |
Roxxi: "Hey, that worked!" |
Hooray! The final gate is open! Servo needs to be the one to open these treasure chests for his aspiration. I'll send him back down to the temple tomorrow. |
For now, these three are looking for more artifacts for their collection and to make more mystical relics for Servo's aspiration. |
Servo: "Get away, mosquitos! I have no blood to give!" |
Is that a snake?! |
Zeke: "A what?!" Uh... nothing... |
Zeke: "Wait a minute... I hear something..." |
Zeke: *Freezes* |
Oh no! Zeke doesn't have any spider repellant! Zeke: "AHHHH!!!" |
Zeke: "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!" |
Roxxi: "What's his problem?" Servo: "Who knows." |
Zeke: "That spider bit me! It tried to crawl in my ear, too!" |
Zeke: "I need to go to the bathroom, and I don't see any bathrooms in sight." |
Really, Zeke? You're gonna go to the bathroom in a bush?! |
Roxxi wasn't having any of that. She walked all the way through the jungle to find the bathroom. |
Zeke: "That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be." |
That's so gross! Zeke: "What? When you've gotta go, you've gotta go!" |
Roxxi and Zeke are heading back to the house to sleep while Servo stays back to survey more dig piles. |
He's gonna have so many artifacts to uncover when he gets home. |
Well, well, well, look who it is. Servella: "Toto, we're not in Sixam anymore." |
Servella: "Argh! I was stung by bees on my way over here!" |
Finally! A skeleton has been spotted in the temple! |
Servo: "Hey there! I like your crystals." |
Skully: "Thanks! I bedazzled myself to make myself more interesting." |
Skully: "I've never seen a robot down here in the temple before. I'm Skully Ribstein." |
Servo: "That's because I'm the most awesome robot to ever exist. I'm Servo Bot. It's been a pleasure, but I'll be on my merry way, now." |
Get up, you guys! It's time for the final day of exploring! (For now.) |
Zeke: "These plantains are delicious." Roxxi: "Thanks. They're the only ones I made that didn't burn to a crisp." |
Zeke: "Get away from my plantains, mosquitos!" |
Roxxi: "Now that I'm poisoned, mosquitos leave me alone, so I guess that's a positive." |
Servo looks ready for another day of exploring! |
Servo: "Let's see if we can find the final fossils we need to complete our fossil collection while we're here." Good idea! |
Kyle, is that you? Kyle: "What, man? Can't a dude explore the jungle in peace?" |
This mysterious path just opened. Let's see what's inside, shall we? |
Ooh! The Omiscan Royal Baths! |
Alright, explore this dig pile and then get back to the temple. |
Day three of temple exploring! |
Not without surveying any dig piles they find on the way, of course. |
After Zeke and Roxxi went home again, Servo made his way back to the temple to open the treasure chests before the trip comes to and end. |
Servo: "Hello, bee friends. Please don't sting me." |
Servo: "I have been spared!" |
Servo: "There's the treasure chest waiting for me." |
Servo: "Let's see what's inside." |
Hooray! An Omiscan treasure the Parsons don't have yet was inside the chest! |
Another skeleton is in the temple! |
Servo has no time to befriend it, though. It's time to head home. |
The Parsons are back in Copperdale! |
Here's the treasure they found! |
Happy birthday, Leilani! |
Leilani aged up into a toddler! |
Heidi aged up into an infant! |
Kira: "Your little onesie is the cutest thing ever." |
Bigfoot? Is this an ode to The Hermit? |
*Sparkles!* Storm aged up into an adult! |
So did Kingston! |
Now that Servo is home, he can authenticate the artifacts he found and hopefully complete the Parsons Omiscan artifacts collection. |
Zeke is up before sunrise to care for Heidi! |
Zeke: "She's not tired at all, so let's do some tummy time." |
Kingston: "Who needs tummy time? I could walk as soon as I was born." |
Heidi seems to like tummy time so far! |
Servo: "Hmm... seems like this is authentic." |
Ooh! Even though it's poor quality, this is the final artifact the Parsons needed to complete their collection! Hooray! |
I had no idea it was the last one, but now all the Parsons need to do is find all of the Omiscan treasures. |
Mochi: "This dog is stinky." Storm: "Jumping in that puddle outside was too tempting." |
Servo: "I'm not bathing Storm, I'm too busy." |
Servo's right. He needs to activate a mystical relic 5 times. |
Roxxi: "Grilled fruit for breakfast?!" Tristan: "This is horrible." GET OUT! You guys are not true Parsons for saying you hate grilled fruit! |
Leilani: "I love grilled fruit!" Finally, a true Parsons. |
Servo: "I've assembled this mystical relic!" |
It turns out, activating a mystical relic means using it on another sim. Servo: "I get to curse other sims around me? I'm in!" |
Servo: "My first victim is this paparazzi!" |
Servo: "Let's see what this relic does!" |
Paparazzi: "Woah! What just happened?!" |
Apparently, this paparazzi is now cursed to see the ghostly images of Selvadoradian food? I have no idea what that means. |
Kira was the only one to volunteer to bathe Storm. |
Servo: "Let's see what this combination does, shall we?" |
Servo: "Hehehe... sorry, Roxxi." |
Roxxi: "Do I hear Servo behind me?" |
Roxxi: *Gasp!* |
Roxxi: "What the heck did you just do, Servo?!" |
Servo: "Oh, nothing..." |
Poor Roxxi has been afflicted with the curse of the sadness cloud. |
The sadness cloud will follow her until she finds a way to become happy again. Servo: "That's what you get for never appreciating me. This is the best day of my life!" |
Servo: "Well, well, well, if it isn't my next curse victim." |
Kira: "What did you just say, Servo?" |
Servo: "I said stare into the crystal belly of this mystical relic!" |
Kira: "What's going on?!" |
Roxxi: "Yippee!" |
Roxxi: "Who knew showering in the actual rain could make me this happy?" |
Looks like Roxxi has found a way to become happy, but not happy enough to get rid of the sadness cloud. |
Kira: "That was the longest shower I've ever had. My needs are still dropping." |
Ooh, look who's at the door! It's Skully Ribstein! |
Tristan: "Argh! I see a skeleton at the door!" |
Roxxi: "Hey, are you Skully? Servo told me all about you!" |
Skully Ribstein: "That's me! What did Servo say about me?" |
Servo: "He told me you bedazzled your whole skeleton body all by yourself. That explains why you're so cute." |
Skully: "Woah, I've never heard that one before... thanks!" |
The classic Roxxi rose is out again. |
Mochi: "Roxxi is a-" Hey! Don't say that!" |
Kira: "Not even the pool floatie is helping my needs to stop decreasing." |
Roxxi: "I feel a sudden wave of sadness. Please excuse me." |
Skully: "Uh... okay?" |
Roxxi: "Dang sadness cloud! I need to play outside in the real rain to be happy again." |
Leilani is close to maxing out the communication skill already! |
Roxxi: "Where were we?" *Blows kiss* Servo: "Why must I witness this?" |
Roxxi: "Your crystals are so shiny." Skully: "I know, right?" |
Leilani: "Look what I found!" Why the heck is there a frying pan in a book bag? |
Kira may not be able to solve her decreasing needs on the floatie, but at least she gets to take a nice nap. |
Whoomp! There it is! |
Roxxi: "Hey, the curse is gone!" |
Roxxi has now been blessed with her own personal sun, just like Servo was. |
Roxxi: "Take that, Servo." |
Of course, Roxxi and Skully have found their way into the shower. |
Did you just pee yourself again?! Roxxi: "Maybe..." |
And you're pregnant again?! |
Roxxi: "I'm pregnant! That means you'll never have to see me again!" |
Skully: "What's that supposed to mean?" |
Zeke: "This is the most delectable steak I've ever had, Servo! You're the best! Please don't curse me..." |
Servo: "It worked! They're afraid of me, now!" |
Nice knowing ya, Skully. |
Kira: "Tell Servo I love this steak, too... and to please reverse the curse he put on me." |
Heidi is up before sunrise, yet again. |
*Sparkles!* |
Mochi aged up into an elder! |
Leilani, did you just throw your food on the ground?! Leilani: "Hehehe!" |
Mochi, don't eat that! |
Kira: "I leave the room for two seconds!" |
Storm, stop that! |