Chapter 212

While the Parsons sleep, Servo is up trolling teh forums to level up his mischief skill.

Ice Cream: "Why doesn't he just jump in puddles like me? That'll increase it."

Robots and puddles don't mix.

Peach: "Dogs and puddles mix very well."

No they don't! You need a bath!

Brynlee: "Do elders and puddles mix?"

Not unless you want a visit from the Grim Reaper.

It may be early in the morning, but Ice Cream is already in the pool.

Looks like it'll be a lovely day.

Lemonade: "I'm already tired. Can I nap yet?"

Lemonade: "Wait a minute... I can smell cat food. I'm wide awake now."

There's a lot of planes and helicopters that fly by Del Sol Valley!

Kim... what are you doing?

Kim: "Hehe... nothing... I totally wasn't pranking the washing machine by adding excessive amounts of soap or anything..."

Lemonade: "I'm just in here to tinkle... I saw nothing."

Brynlee: "Did you enjoy your bath, Ember?"

Ember: "Yes, I'm all clean now!"

Brynlee: "Speaking of clean, this laundry is pristine! I can smell it from a mile away!"

Poor Brynlee doesn't realise that Kim pranked the laundry. It'll take weeks to remove the amount of soap she added.

Isaac: "Ugh, can I retire yet?"

Now that I think about it, have I ever had a Parsons family member retire?

Kim is pregnant! ...Again. This will probably be her last baby.

Sadie aged up into a toddler!

She's adorable! She looks exactly like Kim!

Kim: "Servo thinks he's so smart, I bet I can convince him I'm a criminal mastermind."

Kim: "Heya, Servo! Whatcha doin'?"

Servo: "Oh, nothing, just making some fizzy juice."

Kim: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyways, I'M A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND!"

Servo: "Sure you are... you've already tried to convince me of this three times this week."

Kylan: "My wife is crazy, isn't she?"

This was established long ago, but yes, yes she is.

Ember: "It's my birthday!"

Happy birthday, Ember!

Rosalie: "Does that mean it's my birthday, too?"

Serenity: "It's the twins birthdays already?! I don't wanna have to share a room with them!"

Happy birthday, Rosalie!

Ember aged up into a child!

So did Rosalie!

Rosalie: "Can I age back?"

Rosalie: "What are you so happy about?"

Ember: "I finally get to go to school!"

Speaking of birthdays...

Lemonade aged up into an adult!

Look at that smile!

Dwayne: "Ugh, do I have to age up now, too?"

Yes, yes you do.

Dwayne: *Sigh* "I'm about to get kicked out of the mansion."

Happy birthday, Dwayne!

*Sparkles*

Dwayne aged up into a young adult! Now, get out.

Kim: "Maybe there will be one more birthday today!"

Kim: "I'm tired of carrying this baby!"

The twins have not been happy since they aged up.

Serenity: "Wait until they have to go to school for the first time."

Sadie: "I don't have to age up any time soon... right?"

Finley: "I don't want to age up, either. High school sounds like a nightmare."

All the Parsons kids have gathered around to watch the strange kids channel.

Like granddaughter, like grandmother.

It may not be a very hot day, but Isaac decided to make some lemonade.

It looks very refreshing!

Isaac: "It is very refreshing!"

Kylan made an exquisite candle thanks to the perfect quality wax blocks from the Parsons garden!

Brynlee: "This lemonade was almost as exquisite as that candle!"

Servo: "You plotting some mischief there, Kim?"

Looks like she's sending chain emails.

Looks like Brynlee is trying on some outfits.

Brynlee: "What the heck is this?!"

Brynlee: "I'm a clown? I'd better change."

The next outfit had better be a lot better.

Brynlee: "How do I look?"

Brynlee: "Wait... another clown outfit?!"

Brynlee: "Seriously?!"

Brynlee: "Ugh! Time to change again."

Brynlee: "Alright, I've gotta look good now!"

Brynlee: "...It's another clown outfit, isn't it?"

Sure is.

Brynlee: "Oh, come on!"

Ice Cream aged up into an elder!

She's one of my favorite Parsons dogs ever, I'm not ready for this!

Brynlee: "There's a lot of elders around here."

And I don't like it, I want y'all around longer!

Finley: "It's drone time!"

Drone: "1,256 current viewers."

Travelling streams are hopefully popular right now.

The drone is going to give the viewers a tour of Del Sol Valley.

Let's hope they like it!

Drone: "2,349 current viewers."

Finley: "What a genius idea!"

Rosalie made some adorable summer crafts!

Poor Isaac is trying to clean out the mess Kim made with the laundry soap. She should be the one cleaning it! Where is she?!

Drone: "One viewer commented: "BRYNLEE IS MY FAVORITE GRANDMA EVER! I BUY HER KNITTED OUTFITS ON PLOPSY ALLLLLL THE TIME!"
Brynlee: "Gee, thanks! I'm flattered!"

Servo: "Who wants some grub dogs?"

Eww, are those made of grub bugs?! They look disgusting! They even have antennas!

Servo: "I'm getting in touch with my mischievous side like Kim said! This is for all the times this family has made me cook for them! The Parsons - 3,245,345, Servo - 1!"

Rosalie: "These grub dogs look disgusting."

Kylan: "These hotdogs are seriously made out of grubs?"

Isaac: "I won't knock it 'till I try it. As an athlete, I've eaten many strange protein meals."

Sadie: "I like the grub dogs!"

Brynlee: "The most favorite grandma in the world coming through!"

Drone: "The viewers think the grub dogs are gross."

Ember: "The what dogs?"

Brynlee: "Grub dogs? Sounds interesting!"

Brynlee: "They're... uh... crunchy."

Kim: "Ugh, that's so disgusting!"

Drone: "I've seen enough for today."

Drone: "Zzz..."

Kim: "Maybe an ice cream will help me pop these babies out faster!"

Kylan's candle has almost fully melted!

Kim: "This ice cream just may be doing the trick."

Kim: "And, on top of that, it's delicious!"

Kylan is chatting with his next client about another order!

Lemonade: "It's me, I'm the client. I want treats."

Looks like the ice cream did the trick, Kim has gone into labor!

Kylan: "Why do I never know what to do in these situations?! I've done it six times!"

Kim: "Ugh! The pain never gets easier!"

Kim: "This had better be the last one!"

*Sparkles*

It's a girl! 💖 Introducing Piper Parsons!

Twins! It's a boy! 💙 Introducing Rowan Parsons!

Wow, another set of twins. Fairies must be very fertile.

Finley: "Revert your attention back to me, it's my birthday!"

Happy birthday, Finley!

Finley aged up into a teen!

Finley: "I really gotta tinkle."

Kylan: "Hey, it's my birthday, too?!"

Happy birthday, Kylan!

Kylan aged up into an adult!

Kylan: "I'm starting to look more and more like my dad, aren't I?"

Kim: "My turn!"

Happy birthday, Kim!

Kim aged up into an adult!

Kim: "I still look good, right?"

Kim: "What am I saying? Of course I do!"

Kylan: "So do I!"

Kim: "You're looking mighty fine, but not as fine as me."

Kylan: "Gee, thanks, babe."

Kylan: "I think I might be a little more fine than you, though."

Kim: "Take. That. Back."

Whatcha doin' there, Finley?

Oh, it looks like Finley is getting invested in the media production skill.

Finley: "I'm gonna have the most famous sim channel ever!"

Finley: "I just know it!"

Finley: "First things first, gotta hype up my next video by posting a selfie."

Thanks to the Parsons many simoleons, Finley was able to purchase the best setup simoleons can buy! He also was able to purchase every upgrade it has to offer, giving him a great head start for his new channel.

Finley: "Huh, apparently toy reviews, mixology videos, angry vlogs and beauty videos are popular today. These trends will all change by tomorrow, though. The trends move fast."

Finley: "Now, I gotta figure out how to use this editing program before recording my first video."

Finley also decided to purchase a sleeping pod. Who needs a bed these days?

Time for Finley to record his first video!

Finley: "Hey, guys! Welcome to my new channel. Today, we're doing a toy review of the newest toys."

Finley: "The first toy we have here is a superhero toy."

Finley: "You'd expect this toy to be made out of super hard plastic, but surprisingly, it's a super squishy stress toy, even the cape!"

Finley: "Very unique, I give it a 8/10. Let's move on to the next toy."

Finley: "Next, we have this dinosaur toy."

Finley: "This toy is awesome, but it'd be even more awesome if it were fire breathing. 7/10."

Finley: "Alright, we have one more toy to review!"

Finley: "For our last toy..."

Finley: "We have this horse toy."

Finley: "It's kind of old fashioned, but it has a subtle charm to it. 7/10."

Finley: "Alright, guys, that wraps it up for today's video."

Finley: "Let me know what you guys would like to see next, and I'll see you in the next video. LIKE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE!"

Isaac: "Man, something stinks."

Lemonade: "It's me, I've been running around outside all day."

Kim is super close to reaching level 10 of the mischief skill! It's scary to imagine her at her full mischievous potential.

I thought you finished recording, Finley.

Finley: "I had a recording error!"

Finley: "It was awful! But, I figured out what to name my video. It'll be called: 'TOY REVIEW! TOY ALMOST KILLED ME *NOT CLICKBAIT*'"

Brynlee: "Hopefully no one on Plopsy finds out that my grandson is a clickbaiter."

Sadie: "What's Plopsy?"

Kim: "Finley, what the heck is this? You made a clickbait video without consulting me?! I'm the clickbait queen!"

Finley: "The title clearly states *NOT CLICKBAIT*, therefore, it's not clickbait, no matter what."

Kylan: "My next client order is some floor lamps?"

Kylan: "Time to break out the ol' fabricator."

Just be careful, that thing is evil.

Milkshake has finally returned home after running away for the ten millionth time.

With the sole purpose of aging up into an elder.

Kylan: "You ran away without taking me with you? I want to get as far away as possible from these crazy sims."

Milkshake aged up into an elder! Even though he always runs away, Milkshake is one of my favorite Parsons cats ever, I don't want him to get old!

Kylan: "Ugh, Milkshake does not smell like a milkshake!"

Kylan: "I'm so happy he's home, though. Never run away again, Milkshake!"
Milkshake: "I'll run away again if you don't put me down."

Kylan: "Hey, looks like Milkshake brought an energy drink back home with him! I wonder where he found it?"

Kylan: *Gulp*

Kylan: "I feel slightly more energised."

Finley: "Servo, could you help me make a mixology video... pretty please?"

Servo: "Sure, right after I finish my daily crying session."

Servo: "Alright, this is how you make the Granny Smash drink."

Servo: "I know it looks difficult, but it's about to get even crazier."

Servo: "Ta-da! Do not try this at home!"

Finley: "Uh... Servo, I haven't hit the 'record' button on the drone yet."

Servo: "Are you serious?! I'm out of here, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom."

Finley: "Welp... I'll teach you guys how to make some cola."

Finley: "Just pour it into the glass, and drink! You're welcome."

Drone: *Eyeroll*

Finley: "Next, I'll teach you guys how to make water. It's the same steps as the cola, just pour it into the glass and drink!"

Finley: "Do you think that'll go viral?"

Nope.