Chapter 158

I cannot handle the cuteness!

Zhora: "And I cannot handle this morning sickness."

Zhora: "Please only make me have one alien baby."

No way, my pretty.

Chicken: "Aliens are creepy."

Servo: "I'm glad the aliens are taking over the creepiness and sims aren't calling me creepy anymore."

Jaxton: "Why is Zhora making me clean up all of her vomit?"

Vanessa: "Ha-ha! Jax has to clean up vomit!"

Jaxton: "As long as I'm not the one vomiting."

Zhora: "Is he serious? I'm carrying his alien child."

Zhora: "Can I drop him off at Sixam for a few days?"

That doesn't sound like a bad idea. Take the entire crazy family with you.

Servo: "These poor cats and dogs must be so thirsty with no water bowls."

Hooray! The cats and dogs finally have a water bowl!

Thanks to mods, of course.

Zhora: "Do you ever stop and think that maybe I want a water bowl?!"

It didn't take long for the crazy to set in.

Vanessa: "Did you know that our son married a lunatic?"

Kyrie: "Isn't there enough around here?"

Jaxton: "BROOOOOOOOO!"

Quinn: "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Cooper: "Am I cool enough to do the bro handshake?"

Elodie: "I think Cashie is trying to eat the chips and salsa."

Cashie: "Oh, come on! And I almost got away with it!"

Quinn: "Why did you make chips and salsa for breakfast? You can't cook anything else?"

Jaxton: "We're no longer bros."

Elodie: "Quinn needs to shut up, I love chips and salsa for breakfast."

Zhora: "I'll eat anything for breakfast. Anything."

Uh... Jax?

Isn't it a bit too early for ice cream?

Jaxton: "It's never too early for any kind of food around here! I love ice cream!"

That's a lot of milk.

Jaxton: "Just a small amount of vanilla extract."

In a choc mint ice cream?

Jaxton: "Don't knock it 'till you try it."

Jaxton: "Hmm..."

Jaxton: "Mhmm..."

How does it taste?

Jaxton: "Just how I expected it to taste. The vanilla extract added a lot of flavor and helped bring out the chocolate and mint taste more strong. I'm a master chef."

I don't even like mint, but that looks delicious!

Jaxton: "Zhora's gonna be so jelly."

Jaxton: "It almost looks too good to eat."

Jaxton: "Mmm..."

Zhora: "Hey handsome, you care to share some if that icy goodness?"

Jaxton: "Nope."
Zhora: "How much convincing is it gonna take?"

Jaxton: "None at all. My ice cream cone."

Zhora: "Well then, I hope you get a brain free-"

Jaxton: "Brain freeze!!!"

Jaxton: "Ow, ow, ow!"
Zhora: "That's none of my business..."

Opie: "These sims are ruthless."

Jaxton is enjoying this ice cream a little too much.

Uh oh, looks like Kyrie is about to do the same.

Kyrie: "Mmm... ice cream..."

Jaxton: "Pack it up into a lunch bag, we've got work to do at the restaurant."

Sims logic is packing an ice cream into a paper bag without it melting.

Kyrie: "ICE CREAM!!!"

Jax, you have work to do at the restaurant!

Jaxton: "Luckily she's already pregnant."

Mackenzie: "Why haven't you included me in this entire chapter? I'm the star of the show!"

Jax's cooking skill is increasing fast.

Jaxton: "Just say it, I'm a master chef."

Okay... you're a master chef.

Jaxton: "I'm taking this entire tuna casserole home and not sharing it with anyone."

Here comes a customer!

Kyrie: "Eugh... customers..."

Jaxton: "Were you drinking juice at the bar again?"

Kyrie: "Yeah, why? Do you want some too?"

Jaxton: "You're doing a great job, Mackenzie!"

Mackenzie: "I know right? I'm the glue that holds this establishment together!"

Kyrie: "The customer wants the extra cheesy mac and cheese."

Jaxton: "Comin' right up!"

I didn't know that mac and cheese requires huge knives and apples.

I think you're just showing off now, Jax.

Jaxton: "Heck yeah I am! I'm the best chef in Oasis Springs!"

Kyrie: "What a showoff."

Run while you can.

Jaxton: "You ready to order more food? Why not order the most expensive item on the menu?"

Customer: "I already did, it was the mac and cheese. It was delicious."

Here comes another customer with some very interesting townie clothes on.

Jaxton: "Can you help me decipher dad's handwriting?"

Kyrie: "What did I hear him say about my handwriting?"

Mackenzie: "Here's your table, enjoy your meal."

Customer: "Thank you!"

There's a lot of alien sims in Oasis Springs, finally! I wonder if there will be any alien abductions soon, too.

Customer: "I'll have the spicy sausages, please."

Kyrie: "Coming right up. I must warn you, though, that the sausages are so spicy that they may cause your mouth to temporarily catch on fire. I'll be back with your drink."

Jaxton: "He's not supposed to say that! Now no one will order the sausages."

Looks like Jax is excited for Love Day tomorrow and is getting in the spirit!

Jaxton: "I'd like you to know that we're prioritising your meal over everyone else in the restaurant."

Customer: "But I'm the only sim here."

Kyrie: "Voila! Your sausages."

Customer: "They look delicious!"

After a long day of work, time for the Parsons' to head back home.

Zhora: "I NEED TO PEE!!!"

Of course, I come home to this.

I guess Jax didn't get to eat the entire tuna casserole by himself after all.

Quinn: "Jax wasn't gonna share with us?"

Mackenzie: "Jokes on him, we got it all. And it was de-e-licious."

Vanessa: "What a peaceful morning."

Vanessa's right, it is a very peaceful morning in the Parsons household. We all know this won't last once they all wake up, though.

It's Love Day! 💌💘😘💋

Zhora and John are really enjoying the flirty heart cookies.

They look delicious!

Cashie: "Wake up and play with me!"

Elodie just wants to sleep in peace, Cashie.

Zhora: "Peace? What is that?"

You would know if you weren't living in a house with a bunch of crazy sims.

Quinn: "Why are you kicking me out?"

I don't want to! It's gonna be so hard to see Quinn go.

Happy birthday, Quinn! I'll miss you!

The chickens are in the Love Day spirit!

Mackenzie: "Why didn't you get me any flowers for Love Day, John?!"

John: "Help me."

Zhora: "Ugh, my back hurts. Can you give me a back massage, babe?"

Jaxton: "Uh... I can make you some flirty heart cookies instead."

Zhora: "I'm definitely dropping him off at Sixam."

The trees of different emotions have finally all grown! Time for Servo to harvest them.

Servo: "I'm a bit busy here with my bee friends."

Don't forget to feed your chicken friends.

Servo: "Of course not. I'm just harvesting some delicious honey first."

Zhora: "The jokes on Jax now, I get my own ice cream cone all to myself."

Zhora: *Lick*

Zhora: "Mmm..."

Zhora: "Brain freeze!!!"

Zhora: "Ow, ow, ow!"

Zhora: "I hope you enjoyed that in there, little baby."

This is Zhora in her full alien form, by the way.

Zhora: "Isn't my alien outfit so cool?"

The coolest!

Zhora: "These pyjamas are more comfy, though."

Jaxton: "You ready to see the best roller skater in the neighborhood?"

Poor Jax doesn't realise that the Parsons and skating don't mix.

Jaxton: "Say what?"

Good luck.

I wonder how far he'll make it.

Jaxton: "This is a lot harder than I expected."

Servo: "Now that I have your attention, I would like you to watch me harvest these plants-"

Zhora: "AHHHHHH!!!"

Zhora: "Forget about those berries, I'm in labor!"

Zhora: "This hurts a lot more than I thought it would. Is it too late to change my mind?"

Yes, yes it is.

Zhora: "Where the heck is Jax?!"

Jaxton: "I can't wait to meet my baby."

This has to be the calmest I've ever seen a Parsons dad act before a birth.

It's a girl! 💖 Introducing Astrid Parsons!

In a series of unfortunate events, Astrid was a very glitchy baby, so I had to age her up straight away. Fear not, though, the next few alien babies won't have to be aged up right away because I fixed the issue.

She looks so much like Jax!

She's the cutest alien toddler in Oasis Springs!

Astrid: "Am I the cutest alien toddler in Sixam, too?"

Of course!

Vanessa: "Careful... careful... this ice cream is gonna be delicious."

Zhora: "Did Vanessa say ice cream?"

Looks like Zhora is just a little bit obsessed with ice cream.

The Parsons adopted a new dog! Introducing Simmie Parsons!

Please excuse the Sims 4 obnoxious lighting.

Isn't she adorable?

Jaxton: "We've already established that I'm the most adorable in this house."

Aww, da schnuggles!

Zhora: "Mommy's little bb."

Vanessa: "I give up, I'll just eat the ice cream Jax made."

Simmie: "Can dogs eat ice cream too?"

Nope. Sorry, Simmie.

Where are y'all headed off to?

Astrid decided to use the huge play area in the backyard.

Uh oh...

Astrid: "I'M THE QUEEN OF SIXAM!!!"

Chicken: "That is one loud kid."

Mackenzie: "Who's the queen of blic bloc?"

Mackenzie: "Oh, yeah. It's me."

Cashie is living his best life.

Starlight: "Can I have some ice cream?"

Zhora: "No, it's mine."

Jax decided to throw a dinner party.

Okay, he didn't decide. It's apart of his aspiration.

Elodie: "There's gonna be even more annoying sims in this house?"

Zhora: "This is reminding me of Sixam!"

Shiloh: "Why did I come back to this crazy place?"

Because you're a good supportive brother.

Zhora: "Woohoo! I'm the queen of blic bloc!"

Mackenzie: "Excuse me? Did Zhora just try to dethrone me as the queen of blic bloc?"

It wouldn't be a Parsons get together without dancing, of course.

Oh, how I've missed their terrible dance moves.

She really thinks she's good, too.

Kyrie: "We're not good at dancing? Then why does everyone always stare at us when we dance?"

Whatcha making for the dinner party, Jax?

Jaxton: "Some spaghettio."

More and more Parsons gathered around to dance.

Zhora: "This is reminding me of the night I met Jax!"

Woohoo! Go, Vanessa!

Kyrie is getting into the groove now.

Astrid: "I wanna dance!"

Jaxton: "Dinner is served."

Opie: "Does he mean my dinner is served?"

The dinner party required 3 sims to be playful at the same time.

Lucky for the emotional berries.

Jaxton: "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Quinn: "I thought you said we aren't bros anymore."

Jaxton: "Come get your spaghettio!"

It looks delicious!

Opie: "The audacity of you not to share that with me."

Elodie: "I got the last plate of spaghetti."

Astrid: "Say what?"

Zhora: "You can just drag more spaghetti out of the fridge, right?"

Yes, ma'am.

Astrid: "Ooh, this looks like worms!"

Get a room, y'all.

Jaxton: "We should totally get a room!"

Zhora: "And make more gen 8 babies?"

Jaxton: "Wait, wait, wait, I didn't say all that-"

Zhora: "Woohoo! More babies!"

Jaxton: "Or, take out the 'more babies' part and just leave the 'woohoo!'."

Opie: "Why is no one sharing their spaghetti with me-"

Vanessa: "Who keeps letting these cats on the table?!"

Vanessa: "They keep trying to eat all the food!"

Opie: "I just wanted some spaghetti!"