Chapter 132

Elliott: "I hope Kyrie doesn't come out into the living room. He's been way too moody lately."

Penelope: "You guys..."

Button: "I'm sorry, I'll get down."
Cosmo: "Make me get down."

Uh oh, here he comes.

Kyrie: "What the hell are you watching, Elliott?!"

Kyrie: "This show is trash! @#$%!"

Elliott: "Welp, I'm outta here."

Kyrie: "Yeah, that's what I thought."

Mackenzie: "Mac and cheese is the best!"

Must you sit on top of every surface?

Emily got a promotion at work today! Woohoo!

Servo is adding some upgrades to the hot tub. He is adding a stereo and an aromatherapy upgrade. This way, the Parsons' will be able to add aromatherapy oils into the spa while listening to music.

Cookie: "What you lookin' at?"

Fifi, please get down.

Fifi: "Make me."

Emily: "This breakfast scramble is delicious! No wonder P talks about it so much."

Really?

Kyrie: "Mac and cheese is better than breakfast scramble."

Kyrie: "Right, loser?"

Elliott: "Sorry, couldn't hear you, my ears don't pick up douche bag signals."

BURN!

Sariah: "I wanted mac and cheese!"

Summer: "Fun fact: sims with green hair are very moody."

It appears that way.

Dylan: "Breakfast scramble! One of my favorites!"

Everyone's reaction to Fifi eating the breakfast scramble is priceless.

Other than that, it might be a somewhat peaceful morning in the Parsons household for once.

Kyrie: "@#$%!"

Never mind.

Mackenzie: "Oh, snap!"

Dylan: "Kyrie Parsons! Do not use language like that!"

Kyrie: "Sorry mom..."

Elliott: "Ooh, Kyrie got in trooouble!"

Kyrie: "Shut up @#$%!"

Dylan: "KYRIE! One more time and-"

Sariah: "@#$%!"

Looks like everyone wants to use bad words today.

Kyrie: "Oh yeah, I'm a trendsetter."

Dylan: "Sariah, do not use bad words! You and your brother are in big trouble!"

Sariah: *Sigh* "Sorry, mom..."

Laika: "These kids are savages."

Summer: "Am I the only well behaved one around here?"

Sariah!

Sariah: "What?!"

Dylan: "That's it! Time out now, young lady!"

Sariah: "That's not fair! Kyrie didn't get a time out!"

Dylan: "Oh... would you look at that? Nobody cares."

Enjoy your time out, Sariah.

Wade: "Promise you'll never use bad words too, Mackenzie?"

Mackenzie: "No."

Mackenzie: "Don't tell me what to do!"

Wade: "Why are the kids like this?"

Shouldn't you be watching Sariah in time out?

Dylan: "Nope. She knows what'll happen if she leaves time out."

Sariah: "Ugh! Stupid time out!"

Wade: "People have been giving me weird looks all day. Do I have something on my face?"

Dylan: *Let me just pretend I can't see his rash.*

You never learn, do you, Servo?

Kyrie decided to try out the new hot tub upgrades. He added some peppermint oil to the hot tub to increase his playful mood and decrease any uncomfortable moodlet.

Mackenzie: "Outside time! I love exploring outside!"

He also decided to play some island music.

Kyrie: "This is my jam!"

Kyrie: "I love the new hot tub upgrades!"

Kyrie: "Why is it so hot in here?"

Because it's a hot tub?

Kyrie: "Oh, yeah. I didn't think of that."

Kyrie: "I'm feeling pretty playful now!"

Kyrie: "Looks like the peppermint oil is working."

Sariah: "Don't you think it was so unfair that I got put into a time out?"

Summer: "Nope. It was funny, though."

Mackenzie: "It's me, Kenzie! I'm back again!"

Mackenzie: "I'm on top of the world!"

Mackenzie: "Being outside is the best! I don't wanna go back inside!"

Kyrie: "Why are they making me check on this kid? She's always making threats."

Mackenzie: "What do you want?"

Kyrie: "Uh... hey, Kenzie. Are you having fun out here?"

Mackenzie: "Yes! I love it! Being outside is the best!"

Kyrie: "Yeah, it really is. I love exploring the outdoors too."

Mackenzie: "Can you stay out here with me, then?"

Kyrie: "But I was enjoying the hot tub."

Servo: "Can I enjoy the water slide again?"

No!

Mackenzie: "Let's play wrestle!"

Kyrie: "Uh... I don't wanna hurt my back-"

Mackenzie: "Hahaha! Yaaay!"
Kyrie: "Haha... yay..."

Mackenzie: "Hahahahaha!"

Mackenzie: "This is so fun!"

Kyrie: "Huh? Where did Kenzie go?"

Mackenzie: "Hahahahaha!"

Mackenzie: "Look how high I can go!"

Kyrie: "A little too high. I think I threw my back out."

Wade: "HAHA! He's old."

What does that make you, then?

Mackenzie: "I'm gonna make it up the stairs first."
Laika: "Try me."

Dylan: "Oh, hey, Kenzie!"

Mackenzie: "Where did all the mac and cheese go?"

Servo: "You're so adorable! Why are your dog poops so huge, though?"

Ew, Cashew! Stop drinking your own urine all the time!

Maggie: "Mom is gross."

Sariah: "Why is this family so crazy, Uni?"

Uni: "I don't know. I've been trying to escape for years."

Kyrie: "Ugh, would you leave me alone? You're so annoying!"

Sariah: "I just wanted to know when the mac and cheese would be finished."

Kyrie: "HA! Like you're getting any."

Sariah: "I will end you."

Wade: "Ah, finally some peace away from my kids."

Dylan: "Can I get away from the kids too and join Wade on the boat?"

Kyrie: "Ugh, there's so much mac and cheese. I'm definitely gonna have to share with my annoying family."

Summer: "Did someone say mac and cheese?"

Mackenzie: "Mac and cheese? Hold my steak!"

This is very peaceful compared to back home.

Wade: "Why do you think I'm always out here?"

Dylan: "Who wants to go and join daddy on his boat and annoy him?"

Summer: "I do! I do!"

Just when I thought the Parsons' couldn't get any weirder, turns out they like their steak rare.

Emily: "Is there any... uh... cooked steak?"

Penelope: "Are you insane?"

A Parsons asking someone if they're insane... hmm...

Penelope: "Rare steak is the best, isn't it, Sariah?"

Sariah: "It's my favorite! It's ingrained in my soul!"

Craziness is ingrained in Dylan's soul.

Dylan: "And smartness."

Sure...

Wade: "It's getting dark, looks like I have to go back to the house now."

Don't think Wade has stopped eating his favorite food ever: honey.

Wade: "This stuff just gets better and better!"

Oops!

Dylan: "Are we gonna gain weight for going back for some mac and cheese after that steak?"

Penelope: "Nope. MC Command Center has us covered."

Emily has been doing a great job in the writer career! She's been moving on up pretty fast.

Dylan: "You ready for another chess battle?"

Penelope: "Bring it on."

Wade: "Ha! Come on, Dylan. You're gonna lose-"

Dylan: "Checkmate."

Wade: "I had faith in you the entire time, honey."

Penelope: "You won by luck! Let's play another match."

Kyrie is finally in a good mood. Let's enjoy it while it lasts.

Fifi: "It won't last long."

Uh... Wade?

Wade: "I don't feel so good."

Wade: "But that won't stop me from fishing. Neither will the rain."

Wade: "I fish rain, hail, or shine!"

Emily: "Hopefully I get promoted today!"

Kyrie: "I'm in such a great mood! Nothing can bring me down today!"

Kyrie: *Gulp*

Kyrie: "I don't like this milk."

Welp, that was fast.

Kyrie: "Keep giving me that stupid look and I'll beat you up."

Servo: "I can destroy you in one second. Try me."

Uh... I'm suddenly afraid of Servo.

Elliott: "Servo won't do anything!"

Mackenzie: "My butterfly toy is stronger than Servo!"

Mackenzie: "Hey! Where are you going, butterfly?"

Sariah: "Save me from these crazy sims and pets."

Cookie: "We're not crazy."

Cashew: "Us? Crazy? Never!"

Button: "I smell colors."

Penelope: "Hmm... uh..."

Dylan: "Looks like you're struggling there, P. Just take the L and move on."

Penelope: "I took the L."

Penelope: "I'm still the best conservationist in Sulani, though."

More trash collecting!

Sumi aged up into an adult!

I'm not sure if Sumi or Cookie will be the next heiress yet.

Penelope: "This place is getting so much cleaner by the day."

Penelope: "Check out my new canoe."

It's beautiful!

Penelope: "That was fun! No wonder Wade is on his canoe all the time."

Yeah... that's why...